Open Post: Hosted By Jack Nicholson
Right before Jack Nicholson went snorkeling in France, he exercised his lungs by puffing away on a cigarette. Nine out of ten snorkeling professionals recommend that you puff up your lungs with nicotine clouds before going underwater. Besides, if Jack doesn't smoke on a ciggie at least every hour, his succulent titty sacks will deflate even more!
You know, seeing Jack floating in the ocean while sucking on a thin stick in his, reminded me of this:
Too mean? Well, guess what? I don't give a fuck! I'm mad at Jack. Take a look at the thumbnail below and you'll see why I have a CROC to pick with him. Jack, I know they match your diaper (see how angry he makes me?), but put down those works of evil and come towards the light. The war against CROCS is almost over and I want you to be on the right side when the plastic dust settles and victory is declared!
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Jazz enough...birds of a feather and all that shite.
I'm going to the forum. BRB
Hi Heaux! Did I miss anything good?
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Have a nice night all. sleep well see ya and spank you all tomorrow
Coma Caca!!
I'm pretty sure he's one of the next to go...
he'll join brando at the big chocolate ice cream
fridge in the sky...oh no i ditn't
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 9:30pm.
Thanks everyone I'll try the insanity defense...they'll believe that.
My mother needs a wheelchair and being in a rush with getting the wheelchair out and all I forgot to put up the placard. Maybe they'll reduce the fine if I go to court. Again thanks.
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If they ask what your handicap is, do NOT reply with "my drinking".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
He's a total pig, but id fuck him.
Mani goodluck!
Coma Caca!!
Thanks everyone I'll try the insanity defense...they'll believe that.
My mother needs a wheelchair and being in a rush with getting the wheelchair out and all I forgot to put up the placard. Maybe they'll reduce the fine if I go to court. Again thanks.
How much is the ticket for parking ON the handicapped?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 9:08pm.
Guys! I need help! Has anyone ever got out of having to pay for a Handicapped parking ticket fine because they forgot to put up the placard?
I'm in NY.
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Mani, I'm thinking it's like when you get a ticket for not having "proof of insurance." Unfortch, you'll have to go to the court house either way, in my experience.
But once you have proof of the placard, they'll drop the ticket. *hugs*
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Make sure you request a hearing within 30 days so you don't have to pay further penalties in the event that you lose.
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"I really think I'm borderline and not too drunk."
Anthony Bourdain is on and making me hungry again. I miss the street food overseas.
Capt Spaulding: whaaaaaaa.."I got a $100 ticket for smoking in a bar though" yikes. good thing I am in a tropical setting.
Coma Caca!!
I'd help you but once again you told me to EAT SHIT! *huff huff*
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 9:08pm.
Guys! I need help! Has anyone ever got out of having to pay for a Handicapped parking ticket fine because they forgot to put up the placard?
I'm in NY.
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Mani, I'm thinking it's like when you get a ticket for not having "proof of insurance." Unfortch, you'll have to go to the court house either way, in my experience.
But once you have proof of the placard, they'll drop the ticket. *hugs*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
arrrrgh my pic wont change. it's the right dimensions..am I that stupid? ha.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 9:08pm.
Guys! I need help! Has anyone ever got out of having to pay for a Handicapped parking ticket fine because they forgot to put up the placard?
I'm in NY.
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Oddly enough, if you park on your mother in law in NY, you don't even get a warning. I got a $100 ticket for smoking in a bar though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 9:08pm.
Guys! I need help! Has anyone ever got out of having to pay for a Handicapped parking ticket fine because they forgot to put up the placard?
I'm in NY.
Good luck with that! I am thinking that if you take your ticket AND your placard and can prove you had it at the time of the ticket you can probably get out of it, or have the fine reduced at least. It will cost you some time, but hopefully not much else. Call the court or the agency who issued the ticket they might very well know. Save some legwork.
Guys! I need help! Has anyone ever got out of having to pay for a Handicapped parking ticket fine because they forgot to put up the placard?
I'm in NY.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
I have beer now. Watching Family Guy.
Jazz I am right here. I might me small and snuggly but I am here. ((smiles)). wait wait..are u drinking?
Coma Caca!!
Wha? Where are you?
talk about invisible, I am watching..kinda that Dating in the Dark thing on ABC. I get uncomfortable every time.
Coma Caca!!
Jaaaaaa Jaaazzz. am I invisible now? HA!
Coma Caca!!
Anyone here?
oh my JustJack..Sminorff is the cousin of Smirnoff...a dollar less. I kid I kid. ahahahaha
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:44pm.
yoyoyoyo!anybody home. well hi Mr. Sminorff
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Mr. Sminorff, hahahaha
yoyoyoyo!anybody home. well hi Mr. Sminorff
Coma Caca!!
Hurry back.
hold the door Jazz..going with ya. need to take the rented dvds from russia with love (no not pornos) back.
Coma Caca!!
Well, that convinced me. Off to the store.
Jazz, do all 3. be a multi-tasker. dont say the sacred word.."beer". damn it..I am thirsty now. its monday..which is still connected to sunday. hmmm I think that's how it goes.
Coma Caca!!
No drinking for me yet, still at work.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:01pm.
________definately beer________________________
Should I go buy beer and sit on dlisted or should I do work?
rofl JustJack. yackayacka. no a nap...it's monday.
are you drinking?
a spankin you will get
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 6:38pm.
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A nap or did you pass out!
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
ahhh what a lovely nap. does anyone get grumpy after a nap and someone calls or talks non stop??! I get like that. no sure why.
Coma Caca!!
Barburger- Don't know if you are still around or not, but I just saw your question to me. LOL! No, Racer X is not MK. MK is much more fun than Racer X is at this point in time.
I want his life: ciggie-snorkel and all.
Jack just does NOT give a fuck, and I love it.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
I just received a bid packet for a new hotel here.
They are going to demo Big D's old preschool and put in a fancy hotel.
*cries*
I was planning on sending Little Prince there next year!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 4:53pm.
HB Barburger and hugs for ISMU.
Thank yhou sweetie. Yes, big hugs for ISMU. I have to go now.
Love you guys!
BARBURGER!
WTF!?!? New Messican bitch can't help out a coworker who doesn't speak spanish, except the swear words?
WHAT A FREAK!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 4:59pm.
See, this is why you can't trust women around your husbands! You never know when a slut will flash him while he's trying to do his job!
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Something about sluts and constructions guys.
*rolly eyes*
Here Jack, have a shot before you go.
I wonder how many times a window washer gets flashed?