Open Post: Hosted By Jack Nicholson
Right before Jack Nicholson went snorkeling in France, he exercised his lungs by puffing away on a cigarette. Nine out of ten snorkeling professionals recommend that you puff up your lungs with nicotine clouds before going underwater. Besides, if Jack doesn't smoke on a ciggie at least every hour, his succulent titty sacks will deflate even more!
You know, seeing Jack floating in the ocean while sucking on a thin stick in his, reminded me of this:
Too mean? Well, guess what? I don't give a fuck! I'm mad at Jack. Take a look at the thumbnail below and you'll see why I have a CROC to pick with him. Jack, I know they match your diaper (see how angry he makes me?), but put down those works of evil and come towards the light. The war against CROCS is almost over and I want you to be on the right side when the plastic dust settles and victory is declared!