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A reader who cares about eyebrow issues as much as I do (Thanks, Andrea) sent me this disturbing job listing out of Craigslist in Phoenix. It's really sad to see that in this day and age, there are still bigots out there who do not accept eyebrows of all sizes, shapes, textures and colors (furry uni ones don't count). Something must be done about this! I think we should march through the streets of Ahwatukee with our Sharpies high in the air!
I can understand not wanting to hire someone whose car has an uncontrollable bladder, but discriminating against someone because they are completely fluent in the language of exquisite eyebrows? WRONG!!!!
I'm guessing that the dumb ass skank who wrote this ad has a hairline which practically touches their eyelids (Does Teresa from RHONJ have a dietary supplement company in Arizona?) They are jealous of those who are able to paint beautiful eyebrow works of art on their face.
I mean, who wouldn't want to see this at their place of business every single work day?
Nothing says "a professional business woman who gets things done" like a pristine pair of drawn brows.
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HAHA...this is all kinds of funny
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This is fucking funny! MK should run for president. Women who draw on their eyebrows are evil! That little ray of sunshine with the green eye shadow on is gorgeous though....
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Drawn brows AND connecto boobs.
Oh, I just noticed her eyebrows.
People with Sharpies on their face probably should look into working for themselves.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 2:16pm.
She looks surprised.
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LOL you crack me up.
no mention of decals on acrylic nails - see they're not unreasonable?
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despite the ridiculous boobages, i'm not quite convinced this isn't a dude...
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Settle down MK! The ad said pencil, not SHARPIE!
If it weren't for her tits i would be scared to death of her !
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it doesn't say anything about gluesticking my bangs back, does it?
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I agree: when I see overweight "personal trainers" I think to myself "I wouldn't hire them". Same premise.
I get their point and I don't find it offensive or discriminatory. It would just be ironic for a dietary supplement company to use fat people, that's why they are looking for "healthy-looking" people. How trusty would it be for you as a potential costumer to see a fat person trying to sell dietary crap. I don't use nor endorse dietary bullshit, but I still get the point of it. It's business.
And who the hell wants to hire someone with drawn-on eyebrows?. 99.99% of the women with drawn-on eyebrows are so fugly and messy and tacky, just take a look at that gorgeously classy lady in green.
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I always thought that the Equal Opportunity Employment act only applied to companies with more that 25 employees.
It would make sense to me that certain companies don't have to abide with these rules, too, for example, would a Jewish food company be expected to hire someone who is a member of the Aryan nation? No. Would they be able to get sued in that situation? I highly doubt it.
I work in a department store and when people turn in their applications to me, I have to decide whether they would be worth giving an interview to. Someone who comes in with 17 piercings and more tattoos is not likely to get an interview, and someone who dresses well and gives a good first impression and can speak in a proper sentence is. Is it fair? I don't know. But it's better than hiring every asshat who applies.
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Ahwatukee for me equals Chuck E Cheese! I live 38 miles south! Never thought I'd read Ahwatukee on dlisted!!
I lived in the greater Phoenix area, and that area is jokingly referred to as 'all-whitetukee'
It's a very white racist rich town. Nuff said.
In my day, well groomed brows were NOT shaven off and penciled back in.....a beauty tip....Love Blanche Hudson.....
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That's why you pay a fee to an employment/temp agency. They screen that shit FOR you. You just ask for someone with a "polished" or "corporate" look that will be a good fit with your company's "culture".
They will not send you any cholas, believe me.
I remember when I went to see them in person and looking at the people in the waiting room. I could tell which people were going to get the good assignments and which weren't. There was one Russian girl who showed up, dressed like she was going to a nightclub and didn't know what a resume/C.V. was. The receptionist sent her packing.
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who is the dood in the photo?
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Submitted by ilovevodka on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 4:33pm.
Holy shit - I live in Ahwatukee! I can't believe my little town is on D-Listed. They will probably make today a holiday.
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OMG, too funny!
I have heard our little village referrred to as "All-White-Tukee"
Obviously, the individual spent way too much "time and energy" interviewing overweight women, or those with the wrong eyebrow type.
What a pompous ass.
"...when running company errands.." must be why the applicant's car is functioning, operational, and the applicant licensed.
My guess is this:
1. A minimum wage job, with no benefits
2. You get to drive around Phoenix and put miles on your car, in 110 degree weather, all the while, with an appearance that meets the interviewer's high expectations.
Well, my CAR doesn't leak any fluids...
They are desperately in need of someone to grammarize and punctuate-a-tize their crappy emails. A professional appearance also transmits via the written word.
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Holy shit - I live in Ahwatukee! I can't believe my little town is on D-Listed. They will probably make today a holiday.
There's a little thing called Equal Opportunity Employment, so these people are opening themselves up to all kinds of liability by publicly admitting they discriminate.
They'd do it anyway....one just doesn't openly admit it.
Most of them are... ;)
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:21pm.
...How about ladies with facial hair? But, she's "athletic"....
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It is like paris hilton, prime example. Everyone hates her because shes got such a shitty personality. everyone knows that she just about epitomizes the ugly, selfish, rich spoiled brat that plagues the media nowadays. But take away the layers of bigot that we have against her, strip away that personality and you cant deny that she is very pretty herself. she would never have gotten away with all her antics if she wasnt at least beautiful.
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I think in the general aspect of things, someone who is attractive is just obvious...not just to themselves but to others as well. I think megan fox is gorgeous..but in a very cheap slutty way, but you cant deny that she is beautiful. i guess if the majority of people confirms that she is hot, by all means...she is probably hot plain and simple. even if someone does not believe that she is "attractive" they cant deny that the reasons are obvious as to why men all over the world want her.
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Submitted by ShoeGal on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 2:23pm.
Not necessarily. Everyone has different ideas on what is attractive. I think Megan Fox is a dog but a lot of people think she's gorgeous. It all depends on your point of view.
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i think you would know if you are attractive...lol.
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MY CAR IS NOT ALLOWED TO LEAK FLUIDS?! Jesus christ you fucking cunt, is it that time of the month?
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I once read a job posting that required the applicants to be attractive. I didn't know what that actually meant, since it's a very subjective term. Was I the one to guage my own attractiveness? And who was to be the model, by which I was to be judged? Of course there are some jobs that do require you to look a certain way. An overweight person being the face of a dietary company is not going to happen, sure, but disqualifying a person in writing in a public job posting is not smart. And those with chola brows need to organize and unionize.
She looks surprised.
LOOOL....i friggin loves it.
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o my - that picture is going to haunt me tonight
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:36pm.
BTW - yes it is true in Europe resumes (they call them CVs) are often submitted with photos. For some US employers (big companies), they have a policy of NOT considering ANY applications that come WITH a picture, because they want to avoid lawsuits. Lawsuits from ugly people I guess, lol! (and perhaps racial and age discrimination lawsuits too).
In Europe they don't have laws against such things (which we call discrimination in the US) so they can specify many things in a job description (age, height, weight, haircolor, eyebrow skillz) that would be illegal in the US.
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YEP! Their hiring (and firing laws) are very different. Not better or worse, just different. Some countries have amazing loopholes y'all would not believe.
I've hired people in the US as well as in countries all over the world. I will tell you that I personally try not to look at the pictures if I can help it because I don't want to bias my choices. But...damn. A candidate once (in the US) sent me a link to their personal website and it had a video of them exercising in a bright 80s leotard (and, no, I'm not in the "dietary supplement business"). Even I can't overlook that kind of insanity.
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BTW - yes it is true in Europe resumes (they call them CVs) are often submitted with photos. For some US employers (big companies), they have a policy of NOT considering ANY applications that come WITH a picture, because they want to avoid lawsuits. Lawsuits from ugly people I guess, lol! (and perhaps racial and age discrimination lawsuits too).
In Europe they don't have laws against such things (which we call discrimination in the US) so they can specify many things in a job description (age, height, weight, haircolor, eyebrow skillz) that would be illegal in the US.
And dats da troof.
I'm sure having boobs the size of large cantelopes is okay too! Facial hair? How about ladies with facial hair? But, she's "athletic"....
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BAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!! If I ever own a business, that will be the #1 rule for applicants. Damn right, "cholas" and others who scrawl on their brows and lip lines look like trash.
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"Submitted by strawberry_wine on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 12:51pm.
also, didn't ambrocombie (don't know how to spell that) and fitch get in big trouble for only hiring white ripped wanna-be frat dudes, and slutty-looking fake n' bake chics???"
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No evercrappy & bitch never got in trouble. They're able to get away with it because they claim their sales associates are actually "models" for their clothing so it's legal for them to have looks criteria. There are loopholes all over the place when it comes to hiring discrimination.
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It's only discriminatory against Cholas.
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I'm not an HR guru, but I bet that's not discriminatory. You're allowed to have bona fide appearance criteria if the job requires it. The dumb thing, of course, is putting it in print. Better just to follow the applicant to the lot to see if her car leaks.
I HATE phoenix.
the place is sooooo pretentious. wannabe las vegas/beverly hills.
the town is full of cindy mccains. hopped on meds, their crunk juice is a botox/thorzine cocktail. they drive hummers 40 miles out of the way to work out with mario their personal trainer while rosa their housekeeper raises their ridalin addicted spawn.
or if you are on the other side of the tracks you hit up the monster truck rally wearing body paint and smellin of budlight. home of the red rockers!
the city is a goldmine for alternative energy, solar should be the standard their but when you have political leaders that are owned by the oil lobby/rx companies they stand in the way of any progress.
i know i am rosa the housekeeper with the drawn in eyebrows : )
Well, they can put in the ad that the look needs to be 'flawless' or 'well-presented'. But the eyebrow thing is a bit heavy...
Regarding the picture with the application thing: it's pretty standard in Europe to submit a picture with a c.v. In talking with hiring managers at some companies I know, that little practice has killed many an interview before it could even get scheduled. They's some freaking looking people out there looking for jobs...I would personally welcome some hot brows and maybe a headband!
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