This Took 9 Hours
Brit Brit spent 9 hours inside of a salon in Downtown Los Angeles yesterday getting her weave dyed the exact shade of White Cheddar Cheetos. Our Lady of Cheetos is getting all gourmet on us! Okay, the paps say it took 9 hours, but how long does it really take to marinate a few polyester weave pieces in Clorox and paste it on her scalp using non-toxic Elmer's (you know how she gets around fumes)?
After Brit finished up, she stuffed her saggamuffins into one of Mariah Carey's old dresses and partied at a Jazz club nearby. In some of the pictures, Brit Brit's got that crazed Frapp twinkle in her eye like she wants to whoop a trick with an umbrella or visit a gas station in the dead of night (NUTS!). Is it wrong that this excites me? It might be. Daddy Spears, put on your Fannypack filled with meds and come and get your child.
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She still looks a little crazy...
Hope she's ok.
She really needs to find a stylist & if she has one then she needs to fire them...She is a straight up disaster. I have seen women with less than a quarter of her money look a billion times better. I will say though that I do think she looks better blonde, but does her hair look brassy for 9 hours of work or is it just me? Plus, her extensions look soooo cheap, like she bought the least expensive ones at Sallys Beauty Supply on the way to the salon.
Proof positive that the rest of Britney's body finally caught up to her non-existent chin.
Girl ain't never been gorgeous.
That everyone saw before was straight up bondo, MAACO, Industrial Light & Magic spackle!!
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OMG! My mom wore this same outfit back in 1984- http://www.gobritney.com/album5182/britney-spears-5182-100628.html
I predict she'll die of skin cancer before anything drug, alcohol, or party-related. Look at all those freckles & moles- they're the result of frying in a tanning bed since she was 14. Gross. I wish people would stop tanning. Just be pale! You'll be happy when you're 55 & DON'T look like it.
It's been obvious from the time of her debut that she wouldn't age well. She wasn't pretty then, and had to work way too hard to get what body she did have. She was cute, maybe, and had youth on her side, but no one - NO ONE - with an eye for beauty or good genes would have predicted she'd turn out any better than she has.
The lifestyle she was exposed to through Disney and parental exploitation is what I find sad and shocking. I really don't think she's intelligent enough to make better choices than the ones she has.
Take this dress, for example..
But then, it's really no wonder she's wearing it. It's what she's been groomed for her entire life - to look like a truck-stop hooker. Sad.
She needs a stylist and a minder. Props to Jamie for pulling her together as much as he has.
She's still just a swamp babe, though. Who ever thought she was anything else? Not anyone I'd want to know, that's for sure.
Ever since she went crazy she hasn't been able to look decent. I mean I know she has been on some bad shit but dayuum girl should be looking good by now. She was so much hotter before the meltdown. Drugs definately do not do a body good! EEK!
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jesus that's a 3-lane interstate of BALD criss-crossing her cranium!
The crazy is comin' - by Christmas she's going to be strung out on Frapps again! I can't wait!!
she's on something. she has that "i just rolled or snorted adderall for a night of clubbing" written all over her disgusting face. hey fans, aren't you happy to know the money you put towards britney-related things is going to good use? pshh...
sagamuffins!
bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!1!1!11!
They certainly forgot to shave her mustache ! She would look way better with the chola brow.
She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad
Si, Senorita Shit Shit is looking a little detached in the last few days. Papa Spears should be aware!
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Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:25pm.
She has the same hair as Hohan.
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Ha! That's what I thought: Can't those bitches ever do anything original from each other? I suppose Paris has been cracking out her long, ultra blonde weaves too...Who IS the Fourth Whore of the Apocalypse anyway? I always switch it up depending on the day...but I know those are the first three fersure...
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It looks more like White Cheddar Pirate's Booty blonde. Her pupils are HUGE: gf is on something, surely.
She's speaking to me with her eyes.... She's saying, "I'm mentally ill." She's saying, "I'm schitzo, and I need a ciggy. No you don't.... Yes I do!!!!" She is also tubby and creepy, and I hope she soon goes back to visiting gas station restrooms at 3am. Oh, she's also extremely stupid; almost forgot that...
Her bald bodyguard looks like "Mighty Mouse."
And she looks like shit no matter what...you cant take the trash out of her no matter how you try.
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This crazy chunk leg isn't aging well I don't care what anyone sez.
She has the same hair as Hohan.
Submitted by PussyCow on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:54pm.
How does she wear a star of David one day and then a Christian cross the next? I want to punch her in the face.
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BritBrit just sees pretty shiny necklaces - she has no idea what it all means.
To use the patois of the drunk dude on the corner..
SHE UGLY
nice,Britney has the raw talent of making a fresh weave look like it was worn for too long or stored somewhere humid like my nana's attic...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:52pm.
Touring through 2010 AND recording a new album?
There's no way she'll be able to keep up with that.
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The tour SHOULD end Novemeber, BUT tour dates are still being added (4/5 were added to the USA leg not long ago) If they keep adding dates then tour wont end until 2010
It's a one way street to another melt down - touring for nearly a year? There's no way she can handle that.
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She looks like a streetwalker.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:52pm.
Touring through 2010 AND recording a new album?
There's no way she'll be able to keep up with that.
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Nine hours and it still looks like Barbie hair hot-glued to her head. She should just quit with the extensions. Her hair is probably at a reasonable length nowadays.
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The crusty Circus facade is crackin y'all!!! I'm so excited!!! She's givin Jon Rhys Meyers a run for his $$$$ with them psycho eyes.
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lol even after 9 hours you still look like white trash. oye.
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I'm seeing a lil' bit o' crazy in her eyes again. Is she off her meds?
Brit Brit spent 9 hours inside of a salon in Downtown Los Angeles yesterday getting her weave dyed the exact shade of White Cheddar Cheetos. Our Lady of Cheetos is getting all gourmet on us! Okay, the paps say it took 9 hours, but how long does it really take to marinate a few polyester weave pieces in Clorox and paste it on her scalp using non-toxic Elmer's (you know how she gets around fumes)?
After Brit finished up, she stuffed her saggamuffins into one of Mariah Carey's old dresses and partied at a Jazz club nearby. In some of the pictures, Brit Brit's got that crazed Frapp twinkle in her eye like she wants to whoop a trick with an umbrella or visit a gas station in the dead of night (NUTS!). Is it wrong that this excites me? It might be. Daddy Spears, put on your Fannypack filled with meds and come and get your child.
Pure poetry...
How does she wear a star of David one day and then a Christian cross the next? I want to punch her in the face.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:29pm.
submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:24pm.
I see her cancelling most of he USA 2nd leg tour dates...
My bad, DAE. I thought the tour was over. I looked and she's on a month-long break before playing in Hamilton, Ontario late this month.
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Yep she's on tour for 2 months in the USA and then she's heading to Australia where the tour officially comes to an end. Daddy Joe keeps adding dates to her tour though, she'll still be touring in 2010 if Daddy Spears gets his way. He's already got her recording a new album.
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submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:24pm.
I see her cancelling most of he USA 2nd leg tour dates...
My bad, DAE. I thought the tour was over. I looked and she's on a month-long break before playing in Hamilton, Ontario late this month.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:15pm.
How long before the brown boots reappear?
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They ARE back. She's been seeing wearing them recently.
Sometime in July
http://www.gobritney.com/album5176/britney-spears-5176-100539.html
July 22nd
http://www.gobritney.com/album5182/britney-spears-5182-100628.html
They're not the same pair she wore in '07 but they are brown boots...
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didn't anyone notice the rock she's got on her ring finger??? Fake, perhaps??
When is the crazy train leaving the station??
I see her cancelling most of he USA 2nd leg tour dates...
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I'm finding it difficult to even find this funny anymore. The look in her eyes is heartbreaking. She's made a lot of bad choicesbut this is just sad now.
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God she's ugly. Horrible body, face, mind, everything is bad.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 12:51pm.
Two words: Dead eyes.
For real. Saw this pic at TMZ the other day. Let's see, the tour's over. The nails are chewed off, she's partying again.
How long before the brown boots reappear?
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Has Brit Brit been channeling Stains the dog in those pics or what?
ONT@SeH: For reals. I have legs just like Britney's and it bites my ass (so to speak) but I do have to wear my skirts a little longer than the skinny girls. Somehow it always just looks more nekkid on me...inappropriately so...especially tight skirts like that...I can get away with more if it's wide...
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I absofuckinglutely CANNOT STAND bitches that wear short ass skirts with chunky, inner thigh rubbing legs!! It looks so painfully tacky I'm damn near embarrassed for her.
GO TO A SPINNING CLASS, you insipid hillbilly!
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Submitted by drcocks on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 12:43pm.
I haven't had a job in 2 years, I live with my sister, I am 55 years old, I went to supercuts to get my hair did, and I still look better than her. WTF
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Dude. I cut my own hair and it looks better than that. And what kinda pop icon goes out in the boringest little black dress ever made? Really? I liked that green thing she wore inside out and backwards better.
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After 9 hours in a salon, I'd better come out looking like a supermodel with shiney, glossy, beautifully bouncing hair.
NOT, this mess.
i thought it was Mena Suvari!
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I haven't had a job in 2 years, I live with my sister, I am 55 years old, I went to supercuts to get my hair did, and I still look better than her. WTF