This One Goes Out To Tom Arnold
It's that time of day where we venture on down to the subway caves and listen to the Pundit of Crazy's latest philosophy on life (bring ear plugs if you're not interested). This time around, Roseanne has some advice for bitches who just can't stop inhaling life's sweet nectar (Bev and Tom Arnold, listen up)!
Roseanne queefed to Heeb Magazine, "I HATE alcoholics and AA. If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze."
Um, doesn't Roseanne know that people only go to AA meetings for the free donuts and to get a little ass?! AA is important! Here's my advice to Roseanne: DRINK MORE. And let's another serving of CRAZY for the road. This is what Roseanne had to say about Vegans:
"Vegans are all coke-sniffing, cigarette-smoking faux socialists who listen to music that has no melody at all, so fuck them."
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:12pm.
I agree with her about AA. My mom and her cronies/family are always whining about the evils of drugs and alcohol and how everyone should be in AA.
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That's brutal. I'd hate AA, too. But I don't, in fact. My grammie used to go to AA instead of church and I liked it better, myself. And she also ran a "halfway house" for alcoholics. Just usually 3 or 4 guys - her house wasn't big - but she always talked positively about the future rather than harping on the past. I think it's like most things: AA itself isn't bad, and no one can understand another person's "addiction" - why it exists or why it's easy or hard to manage - you can turn AA into a whinefest and you can turn alcohol into a problem but neither is really the issue, it's all about the way you approach it.
PS. I don't think she really means 'vegans' - doesn't it sound more like she's talking about anorexics who use the code word "vegan"? That's what I think....
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:12pm.
I totally agree with you. Right on!
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
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I don't mind most vegans. A lot of my friends are vegan and they don't rant on about it which is good. I'm actually a vegetarian, but it still pisses me off when someone starts shoving vegan/vegetarian rhetoric down everyone's throats- to each his own.
Although, vegan dudes are awesome lovers and their baby batter doesn't taste like shit :)
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:08am.
Speaking of cigarettes, once upon a time I was a smoker, and I smoked Nat Sherman Fantasias, which several years ago cost $5.00 a pack. I shudder to think what they cosy now.
Mmmmm Nat Shermans. Those are pretty yummy, and yeah they are ridiculously expensive now.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Hahaha! That Seattle Craigslist ad is hilarious. I just moved up here last December and see so many like that. Although, I think the reason they're vegans is because they dumpster-dive and you can't trust meat that's been sitting out. I think they call themselves Freegans.
Anyway, no need to call the few of us on Dlisted who are vegans names. I don't want to be called smug and hypocritical. Because I think you guys are when you coo over the puppies and kittehs MK posts, but then you go home and eat chicken or hotdogs. There's no difference in eating those animals or eating dogs and cats. It's just what society has conditioned you to think. Use some critical thinking skills or maybe take a philosophy class or something.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 6:39pm.
Hitler was a vegan.
Jesus ate steaks.
Nuff said.
ETA: I love the self-important assholes on this thread who think because they are vegan they are saving the earth. Cow farts are destroying the world, eh?
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Gawd, I miss Roseanne!
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:12pm.
The only people who care about what other people eat are nosy busybodies who need to mind their own damn business. I don't give a rat's ass about anyone's food choices.
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Thanks! Now I DEFINITELY don't feel guilty about that fried chicken I just ate from the grocery store (damn it was good), and the glass of Shiraz I just drank. ;-)
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Hitler was a vegan.
Jesus ate steaks.
Nuff said.
ETA: I love the self-important assholes on this thread who think because they are vegan they are saving the earth. Cow farts are destroying the world, eh?
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I'm with ImpVix; though Roseanne has never really withheld much anyway.
Remember the nude pics with TA? Haha!
I kinda like Roseanne. She's reached the point in life where she's just going to say whatever the fuck she thinks, and TFB for everyone else. I'm getting there myself.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Rosanne is one fucked up bitch. She actually thinks that people believe she knows what she's talking about. I guess she kinda forgot her "I was a hooker" and "I have 27 personalities" revelations. Stupid twat...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I agree with her about AA. My mom and her cronies/family are always whining about the evils of drugs and alcohol and how everyone should be in AA. My mom talks about getting high while she was pregnant with me and while I was growing up like it makes her cool and I can never understand the "hard" life she went through (of her own making). They also stand up there on the podium and tell their stories of woe and the other people in there eat it up like they're some kind of saint for going through it all. My grandfather actually told me they were saving a seat for me and he told me that when I was 9! Sorry, it's a choice and I chose not to follow in those moron's footsteps.
The vegan thing, that sounds like bullsh*t. Don't know any vegans but that sounds unnecessarily harsh. You don't like to eat meat, good for you. You like to eat meat, good for you. The only people who care about what other people eat are nosy busybodies who need to mind their own damn business. I don't give a rat's ass about anyone's food choices.
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I do believe the people who wrote this Seattle craigslist ad are what Rosanne is talking about. They most certainly fit the criteria and most certainly think they are far better than me or you.
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Especially the vegan part. Gold.
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Opinions are like assholes. She may want to try eating less meat. Fatty.
I agree with Roseanne and I am in recovery. I don't go to meetings and I have been clean and sober for 7 years. You make a decision everyday to not be a selfish twat and not get high or drunk. That is the key to staying clean and sober...just don't pick up.
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this jackass and tom cruise should get married
Does she even know what a fucking sociopath IS or did she just hear an actual intelligent human being use the word once? I think she should go back to college psych 101 before she starts shooting out a diagnosis on diseases she knows nothing about.
Ew...such an ignorant thing to say.
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she's right about the Vegans!
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Is she still alive?
I always like the OLD Roseanne episodes...so I can't hate on her too much.
Wonder what she thinks of foolios like me who buy organic crap???
"Vegans are all coke-sniffing, cigarette-smoking faux socialists who listen to music that has no melody at all, so fuck them."
She forgot 'smug'. As in 'oh' *pitying look* didn't you know *fake smile* I am a VEGAN *fake smile and blinking because you couldn't possibly understand the wonderfulness of it all*
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Now I remember why I love this bitch so much.
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:33am.
Stop eating everyone!! Everyone is at fault for everything. Hate is bad!
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It's a little incongruous but ITA!!!
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I used to drink and smoke. I now sometimes have a drink maybe on a sunday afternoon. I have not smoked since 2005. I think they should make cigs even more expensive and put the money towards universal health care. In fact I think cigs, booz, airplanes, boats, cars over 60,000$ and anything else that is a luxury like product should be taxed for health care. That includes fur coats, plastic surgery, and jewelry. If we can create wars and destroy countries, we can pay for health care.
I know people will laugh at this, but it is an option.
Haha. This bitch is awesome.
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Now there's 4 of us wolves....running through the desert...in Las Vegas...looking for strippers and cocaine.
Ouch!! hahaha!. As harsh as that sounds, Roseanne is right and it could almost be applied to any sort of addiction.
Shit! I didn't read the comment about the vegans. Hahaha!. I don't agree. Most of the ones I have met are hypocritical bitter pieces of pushy human feces, except one, but that socialist bullshit is well... bullshit.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She's right. Your alcoholism is your own fault. Vegans are on par with Jehova's Witnesses; eat whatever the fuck you want just shut the fuck up about it already. Ya coke whore.
CeeCee wow, i had no idea that was him but I always liked your avie, hot...now I know
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CeeCee who is that dude in your avie?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I don't impose my practices on others and do not criticize people for theirs. People just get so heated over food issues.
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The reason we get upset is seeing people eat meat is the same to us as if someone was kicking a puppy like a football down the street. It's hard to keep your mouth shut when animals are in so much pain.
But of course, when I tell my brother this -- he tells me it's his obligation to push Jesus on me to save me from hell -- so I can see both sides. ;D
Fuck you, Roseanne. I'm vegan and don't smoke or do coke, nor do any of my vegan friends. I'm not a socialist, I'm a capitalist; and I listen to all kinds of music. What a dumb whore.
Chefcammi- Cute baby!
I think the basic thing, is live and let live. I don't impose my practices on others and do not criticize people for theirs. People just get so heated over food issues.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:24am.
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agreed! Just as some religious folk take religion too far, lactation consultants take breast feeding too far, vegan/veg's take their food beliefs too far and push their extreme beliefs onto other people. Some of us just want to eat better and dont like HOW the meat that is availale is processed, what is pumped into the meat that is available to us, or the extreme torture that some of the animals have to endure before being processed. That was *MY* personal issue with animal products (food).. but I NEVER look down on people or say shit to them unless asked.. it's my perogative, its the way that i want to live, I can do just what I feel and no one can tell me what to do.
and are we talking about vegans who eat vegan or vegans who dont use, eat or wear ANYTING that has come from an animal?
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Submitted by _meh_ on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:38am.
What kind of crazy ass comment is that about the vegans and the music they listen to, I can't even...
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ITA! Why does she have to drag the Jonas Brothers into this?
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Bottom-feeder.
I think I have a new hero! Roseanne speaks truth on the scale of Kanye.
What kind of crazy ass comment is that about the vegans and the music they listen to, I can't even...
I'm enjoying Rosie, the nazi cookie baker, these days. She's been good for a chuckle and that's important to me these days.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:29am.
I don't eat anything that ever had a face.
What about potatoes? They have eyes.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:30am.
Dudes. Good reasons to quit smoking:
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I'd love to quit, DD, but then I'd have to go back to cocksucking.
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Bottom-feeder.
Stop eating everyone!! Everyone is at fault for everything. Hate is bad!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:29am.
I don't eat anything that ever had a face.
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Most read and copied sentence of all veggies ;)
Dudes. Good reasons to quit smoking:
1) You won't get those wrinkles around your mouth
2) Cigs can cause macular degeneration - no cure yet. Can lead to blindness.
3) Lung cancer is awful. I knew of someoneo who had lung cancer and would NOT quit smoking. She developed an abcess/wound on her stomach that would NOT heal because of compromised immune system due to smoking WHILE on an oxygen tank (you know what I mean). An RN had to visit her every other day to "pack" the wound. Since it wouldn't heal, it wouldn't close and it would ooze. "Packing" is putting (stuffing) in yards and yards of thin white guaze to control the seepage/bleeding.
OK. No more preachy today on that topic.
:-)
I don't eat anything that ever had a face.
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:24am.
Eat meat, don't eat meat, can't we all just get along? Meat eaters are not any better than vegans, and vegans are not better than meat eaters. It is a personal choice whatever you eat and however you chose to live your life. There really is no reason for people to be cursing one another out over their food choices.
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True.
I've tried all three ways (meaty, vegetarian and vegan) and I too think it's a matter of taste and attitude towards food.
Arguing about it is just as pointless as discussing beauty :)
Vegans/Vegetarians?
One less person I have to invite to my BBQ!
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