Presenting Mr. And Mrs. Marky Mark

Someone needs to hand that girl a brush. Why would you not even bother to fix your hair on your wedding day? **boggle**

Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.

MK, where you at my cousin, Damaris's wedding?? LOL! Cuz that was her all the way! She came home knocked up at 15 and her mother paid another guy to marry her because she didn't like the baby's father. My father was at the wedding and could barely contain himself. He was giggling with my mother saying "OOY Olga que escandalos!! Damaris is a puta LOL!!"

And it was a catholic church!!

It will be interesting to see how long this marriage lasts.

Well, maybe not interesting...mildly entertaining?

Usually these people have long engagements or are shacked up together for awhile, and very short marriages.

Can someone tell me what models do? I mean, besides serve as cum-buckets for actors, musicians, businessmen, and athletes.

literarylioness, my sister in law is not married and had her child baptized. Like I said, I guess it depends on the particular church and how much money you have.

My Grandama tells me that if you already had sexy times before getting married, you should wear beige to your catholic weeding...
I guess it is like wearing the big A.

Well, good for them. I don't see anything wrong in her wearing white, them getting married in church, of them having a few kids before they got married. This is 2009. They seem happy. At least they have been together for several years and are marrying, instead of being together several and divorcing.

I don't know why anyone is attacking her for wearing white. No one is a virgin on their wedding night anymore. Do you expect her to wear red?? And it's their first marriage each.

And the people attacking her because she has three kids. But they're all Mark's, right? So what's the problem? You act like she's had three children by three different men.

And why should the Church care about their lifestyle? Considering the Church has turned a blind eye to rape and abuse for centuries, they have no fucking right to pass judgment on anyone.

Are any of you attacking Mark?? You're all acting like she's a whore. The only thing I'm appalled by is her hair. Look at that mess! It must have cost a fortune to do and she still comes out looking like that!!

And why only 20 guests? Why spend all that money on her gown and everything else before and after to only have 20 people see it all? Was there a party after where more could attend?

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They should've have a redneck wedding, a la Heidi and Seal. Would've been more fitting!
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".

I like the dress!!

But......why is she wearing white?
White stands for purity and virginity and Mrs Marky Mark has got a few kids...
My mum said, kid, don't wear white at your wedding because no one will believe you're still a virgin.
Thanks, mum.

"Rhea wore a nightgown by Marchesa and Marky wore a bitchface."
And this cracked me up, seriously!!!

How did these two get their kids baptized? My friend could not get her kids baptized in the Catholic Church, because she was not married. My parents were not married, heck my father is married to another woman and I was baptized in the Catholic Church, so who changed the rules?

I hate how hypocritical all this is.

What a ^%$&$%$ woman!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the rich men seeking sugar women site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m and she is mentioned to find her sugar daddy there! the magazine fools her?? or fools us

Sheeit, don't be hatin on the long white dress. No one's a virgin when they get married anymore-- just that she has the kids to prove she's not a virgin.

Big falarking deal.

I just watched 'Kendra' It was her wedding special. She got married in white and she's pregnant, but the wedding was at the Playboy mansion, not a catholic church. Holly was totally giving Kendra the side eye the entire episode. As for Marky Mark, why even bother getting married anymore, they already got the whole family thing going on.

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The Catholics don't care if it's a shotgun or if you've already got kids together. They're just thrilled that you'll be raising/breeding more Catholics. Top of their priority list is survival.

Marky Mark is repulsive. Something about the guy tells me he's a snake. I've always liked his brother Donnie better and he seems the more open-minded of the two.

WOW! have a bunch of kids and still get the guy to propose and marry...maybe there is some hope for Angelina Jolie after all!

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Deb on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 8:50pm.
This is a link to a brief history of the white wedding dress. Queen Victoria was married in white in 1840 and started the trend.

http://www.fromtimespast.com/wedding.htm
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I love the second picture lower on the page. Classic.

MizRo, Hi.

So sorry I did not see your post. I have been in and out all day! Wedding dresses! Wooooweeee glorious WHITE dresses.

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Marky Mark is a little bitch.

Personally, I could care less if and when they ever got married. But Mama Wahlberg should of had some class and skipped the long white dress. She broke tradition five years ago, so just have your blessing and move on....

Wren> Yeah, that's pretty gross. Thanks for the link. Idk what to think b/c I know the "Funky Bunch" was a bunch of black dudes.
I wonder if it was being under the influence? Not that I want to make excuses for him...but it seems odd, considering.

This is a link to a brief history of the white wedding dress. Queen Victoria was married in white in 1840 and started the trend.

http://www.fromtimespast.com/wedding.htm

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oh and is this mel gibson's church by chance? just wondering..

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yeah really. nothing says classy like having your oldest child as your flower girl. i was raised in a strict italian catholic home and went to catholic school from grades k-8. i'm 20 now and i haven't been to church in years, but from what i know having 3 kids then getting married in the catholic church = a no no.

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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid dot com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.

Why do I have this mental image of Marky Mark looking at the priest and saying "Say hello to your holy father for me"?

Nothing says classy like having your oldest kid be the flower girl at your wedding.

I had an aunt who got married in a Catholic church when she was about seven months pregnant. And this was in the mid-sixties! The funny part was, she wasn't allowed into the church until the priest walked to the entrance with my uncle and my uncle saw her and approved her coming in. Guess they wouldn't think it was too funny to surprise someone at the altar with a big ol' gut fulla baby. The whole concept is so Cheech & Chong that it's hard to believe it happens. But it does...

zomay! *hug* White was/is symbolic of purity. *shrug*

My sisters both wore vanilla-creme dresses: I like the Chinese and Korean traditions of red.

Datura on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 3:14pm.
Yeah. I much prefer coloured dresses to white. (On my ghostly arse, I'd just blend into a white dress like camouflage). However, the idea that virgins are the only ones allowed to wear white just seems like another one of those pointless rules to me. Maybe she said "fuck it. I like white."
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I never said "virgins' are only allowed to wear white. I think the symbol is stupid.
Maybe I worded it wrong. I mean if there was NO silent rules about wearing white on a wedding day, I doubt this woman would of worn white. Marky mark is probably a control freak. Actually white is considered unlucky to wear on wedding days in some places. But I will go back to my original point white dresses on a wedding day are a tradition that makes little sense to me. What does white mean? Who really looks their best in white? Some do, most don't.

True about wiki. But TSG has the arrest info.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/markymark1.html

Yeah,I just went to my cousins wedding in Italy-it was 2 hours long and I didnt have a granola bar or jack shit with me....
I always thought Marky Mark was kinda hot...
Shes really pretty-I thought she was knocked up again?
At least their kids have normal names...

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Murph: sorry for your Dad's inability to be a father to you. *hug*
We have much in common, I grew up in a Spaniard Catholic family and I went through 12 years of RC schooling too: and all your points are valid but don't forget the pre cana.

Hi everyone!! Deb, zomay, hysteria, etc...

Off-topic: PBS - Ch 13 is showing a Motown retrospective (EST) and I am dancing/singing back and forth from the puter....

I bet the guy who's eye he knocked out wasn't there

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Meh. I take anything from Wiki w. a grain of salt. I know he's had an unsavory past, but it seems he's turned his life around, anyway.

Congrats to the ultimate Hollywood douchebag Marky Mark! Now that he's married I hope this racist prick goes bald and grows a beer belly the size of his ego.

Submitted by zomay on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 3:01pm.
Why wear white at this point? You have kids. You have fucked for years. Fuck it! If I get married I'm wearing color. I hate stupid pointless rules. How cool would it have been had this woman shown up in a color...
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Yeah. I much prefer coloured dresses to white. (On my ghostly arse, I'd just blend into a white dress like camouflage). However, the idea that virgins are the only ones allowed to wear white just seems like another one of those pointless rules to me. Maybe she said "fuck it. I like white."

Marky Mark has always seemed like a creep to me, but good luck to him on the wedding.

Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Why wear white at this point? You have kids. You have fucked for years. Fuck it! If I get married I'm wearing color. I hate stupid pointless rules. How cool would it have been had this woman shown up in a color...

Submitted by Wren on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 1:31pm.

Finding out about his past really ruined him for me. From wiki:

At fifteen, he was amongst a group who threw rocks at a group of African American school children on a field trip while shouting racial epithets; the rocks hit their targets and caused several injuries. The following year, Wahlberg robbed a pharmacy while he was under the influence of PCP. During the commission of the crime, he again used racial epithets. He knocked one middle aged Vietnamese man unconscious and permanently blinded another in one eye before he was arrested by the police. Wahlberg was tried as an adult and charged for attempted murder. Pleading guilty to the lesser charge of assault, he was sentenced to two years in jail at Boston's Deer Island House of Correction, of which he served 45 days. In yet another incident, the 21-year-old Wahlberg fractured the jaw of a neighbor in an unprovoked attack.
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Wow. And in a giant fit of irony, he grew up to be a RAPPER! Who ever would have guessed?

Oh, and spare me the comments claiming him to be a fake and not a real rapper, okay people?
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Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman had their marraige annulled, if I remember correctly, and they had been married for nearly 20 years. I was surprised someone mentioned divorced people not being able to receive communion.
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It was not quite ten years, actually, because he would have had to pay her a whole shitload more if it had gone over. They received an anullment because money buys you a whole bunch of attorneys who scour for the smallest loophole and voila! Annullment granted. It's not a great big mystery.

Oh, and that is one fucking ugly dress on a not-so-attractive woman. What the hell, Marky? No good looking broads who know how to dress in Boston?

hmmm he's not even holding her hand as they walk out???

hahah my cousin six months along, got married wearing white it was so fucking tacky, bwaaa....

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Fucka doodle-do.

Finding out about his past really ruined him for me. From wiki:

At fifteen, he was amongst a group who threw rocks at a group of African American school children on a field trip while shouting racial epithets; the rocks hit their targets and caused several injuries. The following year, Wahlberg robbed a pharmacy while he was under the influence of PCP. During the commission of the crime, he again used racial epithets. He knocked one middle aged Vietnamese man unconscious and permanently blinded another in one eye before he was arrested by the police. Wahlberg was tried as an adult and charged for attempted murder. Pleading guilty to the lesser charge of assault, he was sentenced to two years in jail at Boston's Deer Island House of Correction, of which he served 45 days. In yet another incident, the 21-year-old Wahlberg fractured the jaw of a neighbor in an unprovoked attack.

It seems like each individual church sets their own standards. Biblically you shouldn't be allowed to even baptize the children of unwed parents, yet I know people who have. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman had their marraige annulled, if I remember correctly, and they had been married for nearly 20 years. I was surprised someone mentioned divorced people not being able to receive communion.

She's pretty and she has surely put up with his crap long enough. It's about time.

Finally!

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Hekki> My hair is like that too, so it's totally forgivable. Won't hold a curl yet is too thick to be stick straight without looking like a broom. Blah.

Her dress is very ill-fitting. It's especially too long. You can tell because she seems to be holding it up to keep it from dragging. Maybe Markie only told her on Thursday that they were getting married on Saturday and she had to find a dress stat!!! She ran over to Neimans, grabbed the first long white dress she saw and decided it was perfect!! The girl couldn't say wait a minute to Marky after all these years of being barefoot, pregnant and waiting!! I don't blame her. Don't give him time to change his mind.

Little Ella looks especially precious!!

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 12:05pm.
I'm sure that if I have paid a closer hearing, I could have heard her hips cracking everytime.
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"Hip crackin' old lady" isn't that a Dylan song?

Well, those casinos do attract the blue hairs, fur sure! lol

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I was the bridesmaid for a friend of mine back in the early 80's. She got married just outside Boston in early July at a big, Catholic church that was not air conditioned. It was 97 degrees outside and probably 117 inside. I was standing there melting in my canary yellow monstrosity of a gown for the entire mass. At least the bride and groom got to kneel down a few times. After about a half hour, my friend told the priest that he needed to speed it along because she felt like she was going to faint.

You should have seen the wedding pics. This is before you could fix pics via computer. We are all sweaty faced and shiny. Usually members of the wedding party want to order some pics of the wedding from the photographer. Not one of us got one with us in it. We all looked like shit. Canary yellow shit.