Saturday, August 1st 2009
Now You Too Can Look Like You've Got An Electrocuted Possum On Your Head
This Halloween, the scariest costume on the streets will include the Kate Gosselin wig* (or the "Eight Is Too Much" wig for legal purposes).
If Kate's possum hair and Kim Zolciak's Barbie head of broken dreams had unprotected angry sex together while the ASPCA tried to separate them with a garden hose, this wig is what their baby would look like! Seriously, it will probably haunt my night terrors tonight. If you wear this out in public, be prepared for every nutsack around you to burst and every child to run for cover. And you better stay away from any kind of marsupial, because if they spot you, they will hump your head until completion.
P.S. - IS the wig model Kimmy Gibler?!!!!!?
* Cuntface not included
Source (Thanks Amy)
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How about this! http://blog.poseprints.com/?p=607
This is a stationery site where you create your caricature for invites...so maybe you can choose her hairstyle here too. HA!
BRILLIANT!
I almost got through this without laughing until I saw "*cuntface not included"
Damn you Michael!
I love it. I wanna wear it everyday, not just Halloween. I'd love to walk into my office (where everyone has a giant streetpole up their ass) wearing this wig. Morning meetings just got funner. Yess!!
Submitted by letsgittalovin on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 4:07pm.
I never comment but...
KIMMY GIBLER IS ON TWITTER!! http://twitter.com/andreabarber .
Kimmy Gibler has a B.A in English literature and an M.A in Women's Studies? Wow. That's amazing, for a former Full House cast member!
Michael K, Hold Me!!!!!
ok. no really. i can't get past her fucking head.
WTF
it is so feckin baaaaaaarghhhh
and MK, do you love having crazy smart soul tards? surely you know who is in NY and luvvvvs you are on the lookout for you and ya moving vans!
beh feck that!
how fucking hot is grace (hah funny name if ya think about it)and her thing. combine all of the space aaaah fuckit. she is queen and some , cough lambchops cough is not...cough
lol they all look like fuvking idiots though
even if grace is a hot ijjit
happy moving MK!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:56pm.
*readies flamethrower and lighter.. just in case*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
god it's offending my soul!
so tidy! so straight! so ahhh
so fucking helmetisch
geez
wish i was mr. bale now
will just crawl into the beautful backround of hot black shirt wench to clean the neasty up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FpD8wF1s6E
If any guy knocks on my door dressed in this and says Happy Halloween...he's getting kicked in the nuts.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Sesame-Street-Elmo-Adult-Headpiece/60340/Prod...
What do they mean, for Halloween? I'd wear this every day.
Isn't Halloween supposed to be fun for kids? Seeing that on your doorstep could put yer kids in therapy for years.
Actually, they could repackage this and market it to farmers with fox problems.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Oh lord...whyt can't Halloween be tomorrow! I love it
www.hotmenonly.net
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ ~~~ www.SugarDaddyLove.com ~~~^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beutiful women and rich men.
Is this one of Jon Gosselins brainstorm money making ideas?
i want one!!! best costume ever:)
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i am courtney love's original face.
And AFTER helloween you recycle:
Some rhinestones will have your vagina mock-hair pretty for Christmas.
Not stripey enough. Hey anyone got a brown magic marker?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'll take two thank you.
LMAO...last year it was the Wino wig and this year it's the Possum Gooseloose wig!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
oh my, that'd be hilarious to have one on and borrow a small army of children with the exact same wigs, ahahahaha!1
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 4:02pm.
Mutha S and Chirio there is no Open Post during the weekends.
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Mehhh....anyway....bedtime now and loads to do tomorrow.
Wish you all a lacey weekend with many cupcakes and strawberries. x
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 3:52pm.
MS, hello there. Yes it's all me. hair and all. thanks you...thanks for asks I mean asking ha.
wanna come over and help me clean my little tropical hut? or you can just chill too. that is what I am doing
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TROPICAL HUT! Chilling out in one! I'd love to!!!
London is freaking not tropical with 18 degrees celsius and rain.
Are you having a household day? Sounds like fun :)
I'm liking this idea. A lot. I think I'll put myself on the ALERT list ($14.99 is a good price) and the first of my friends who gets blackmailed into taking a herd of possumettes trick or treating this halloween - will be wearing this wig. I hope it's a guy.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
No thanks. dont wanna look like a troll like the model.
Coma Caca!!
Yikes. That model bitch looks like Amy Sedaris's daughter.
Been there, done that.
My avie had the 'possum do already, courtesy of DListed TITS.
As Migraine Sally said..."we've been Gooselin our avies for months. We're ahead of the curve."
I never comment but...
KIMMY GIBLER IS ON TWITTER!! http://twitter.com/andreabarber .
Mutha S and Chirio there is no Open Post during the weekends.
OnT: aren't they a little too late for this wig. the Goss hair is so 3 months ago.
MS, hello there. Yes it's all me. hair and all. thanks you...thanks for asks I mean asking ha.
wanna come over and help me clean my little tropical hut? or you can just chill too. that is what I am doing
Coma Caca!!
LOL now i know what i will be fore holloween
myspace.com/vienna_rossi
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 3:37pm.
(waiting for Open post IF it'll come)
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Same here :) Chiriooooo
Is that you in the pic? Lovely thick hair!!! :D
My life would be made if everyone wore this to work on Monday. Everyone. Even guys.
(waiting for Open post IF it'll come)
Coma Caca!!
Oh nonononono
Coma Caca!!
I keep the wolf from the door, he calls me up.......
Am bored now :(
Ha ha ha! Halloween is so far away. Drat!
Gawd I hate that haircut. The wigs even worse. It looks like a variation of the blonde bob Victoria "Posh" Beckham was sporting a couple of years back, if done by junior stylest at First Choice Haircuts coming off a crystal meth bender.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 2:07pm.
freebird, here is a question: If you had to choose between Jon Grosslin, Russel Brand, OR Carrottop who would you date for one night.
I would go with carrottop.
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Fuck, zomay. That is a hard one. The other one was easy, Pete Wentz actually looks like my last love. Except my ex wasn't as emo, but I lurve me some emo. For this one, definitely carrottop with my eyes closed. And then I wouldn't even bother with a nunnery. I would just end it before having to touch genitals with Grosslin or Brand. Mostly Gosselin. Ew. I might lead him on though so I could get close enough to punch him in the Ed Hardy.
Needs more stripes...
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 2:31pm.
Who would you date for one night between John Mayer, Pete Wentz, Jude Law, Mario Lopez OR Borat.
I would go with Borat.
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Pete Wentz. I like effeminate men. Srsly. Next in line would be Jude Law. Then I would get myself to a nunnery to avoid Mayer, Lopez & Borat. Especially Mayer.
TITS on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 2:23pm.
Zom - poker to the eye pls.
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YEA RIGHT! You know you want to see some roid rage action from the carrot.
Who would you date for one night between John Mayer, Pete Wentz, Jude Law, Mario Lopez OR Borat.
I would go with Borat.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 2:23pm.
IG - my money is on the shoe repair guy ben.
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Or Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a dagger.
I love it!
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Zom - poker to the eye pls.
IG - my money is on the shoe repair guy ben.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
I demand that anyone who posts here from PA find this place and the person responsible (I'm talking to you, Diane) immediately. Then shake the shit out of them.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/17/kate-gosselins-hair-blame-it-on-diane/
Tits, okay, OR a hot fireplace poker to the eye...
* Cuntface not included
aahahaha fuck yes!
I'd like to play a drinking game come Halloween involving this wig and the idiots who would publicly wear it.
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Bottom-feeder.