Saturday, August 1st 2009
This Hurts My Brain
Jessica Simpson Twittered this out loud yesterday and really....I can't.....really. I know I'm not one to talk, but...DAMN TO THE FUCK! This has got my two (or three at the most) working brain cells twitching. I mean, she gave us "lazyiness," but spelled "grammar" correctly? Scientists should really study whatever is left of her brain.
You know she probably tried to go to Dictionary.com to answer her question of the century, but ended up at Dicktionary.com instead. For the rest of the day, she only used phrases like "cervix crusader," "baloney pony," and "man-milk dispenser." Papa Joe had the best day ever. His panties didn't.
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Ignorance and superficiality are the order of the day. She is just one shining example of it. Anyway, as they say in parts of Jersey, "Axes," not "Asks."
DAMN! This is one of the fuynniest posts I've ever read on this blog. Ahahahahah, great!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Um ok sooo is it a word?
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I am sure she has some sort of brain malfunction. Those little brain cells are just not connecting properly.
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
I think it's an impostor. She's not smart enough to figure out Twitter, is she?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:41am.
I can't read Twitter, it's like watching the English language being butchered in slow motion. I can't even imagine how these people function in a business environment without looking like idiots because you KNOW they can't keep the acronyms, Twitter/Facebook/MySpace lingo, and text language out of normal correspondence.
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I had some email correspondence from a professional person that was full of 'text language' and just plain laziness, I imagine; 'u' instead of 'you', 'tho' instead of 'though' etc. It was disorienting. I felt like I was reading a hotmail post from one of my teenagers.
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"I smelled fraud from the moment I stepped into that shop. Actually, what I smelled was butter. Baker's butter. The high-fat, professional-grade Plugra kind.."~Will Upton, dessert blogger & whistle-blower.
EvilShoe: You and I share a horror and dismay of what has happened to grammar. Kids these days (oh yeah, I said it) figure that people will get what they mean, so why bother? It makes me sick.
Mr. Hekki is not a great speller, but he always checks out a word to make sure he is spelling it right. He CARES whether or not he's got it right.
I see the carnage everywhere. Headlines on the TV news, signage, all OVER the internet. If some hand-lettered signs at a restaurant or deli are misspelled, I can't hate. But when college-educated people can't tell the difference between "there" and "their"? I weep.
I can't read Twitter, it's like watching the English language being butchered in slow motion. I can't even imagine how these people function in a business environment without looking like idiots because you KNOW they can't keep the acronyms, Twitter/Facebook/MySpace lingo, and text language out of normal correspondence.
What is genuinely worrisome is that this means she is clueless on present tense in general. This isn't some cute (read: weetawded) mistake regarding food labels. This is... this is not knowing the (only) language she speaks. I didn't even laugh. I actually feel sad that she is making more money than me.
she actually spelled laziness wrong! and so did you! come on now.
Pawpaw Joe took one look at her double D's and said "you can stop going to school now, honey."
This is coming from an adult woman who wanted to have a "Ken & Barbie" themed birthday party.
Is this really all that surprising?
haha I saw this on Twitter this morning before I went to bed, and I also spent like 2 minutes staring at it like "wtf"...she uses the word "asks" in a twitter just before this one...
Thank you Jessica Simpson for setting us Texas Blondes back another 100 years.
Let's hope this is a result of hacking because I really didn't think she was THAT dumb.
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*Blondeface*
the power of the T I T T E H!
*looks at my layzy double D's and asks, nay, tells those bitches to get to work*
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
I'm on the "Jessica Simpson is a dumbass" train. Shit, I'm the engineer. But it's "bologna pony." Just lookin' out.
It makes me homicidal that this brain-dead, mouth-breathing, air-thieving twatwaffle makes more money than I do. Some compassionate Dlister needs to beat me over the head so I can lose 100 IQ points, fuck up 1st-grade English, drool, stare blankly into space and collect a huge paycheck, too.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
Stop with the hatin'. Her useless mother says she's a genius.
No, I can't even. This girl is a full fledged moron.
hey IG! what gave me away? the caps? heehee
ribs are so much better, but still sore. I have done two workouts this week though- just taking it easy with the sparring.......thanks!
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I never knew love before, then came you
Don't most web browsers have a spell check? What the shite wa......
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
goes to show ya, you don't have to be smart or intelligent to have money.
what a fucking shame this dumb cunt has no money worries.
life ain't fair.
eta: and she doesn't have to worry about healthcare either - fuckity fuck!
Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 2:37pm.
Ok I just figured out you can't edit comments from your palm pilot while calling someone else stupid. *kills self*
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*reports Stoney*
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the end...
It makes my head hurt how stupid this fucking broad is.
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
HAHAHA, PSL!! I KNEW it was you!
How's the ribs?
she is SUCH a FUCKING IDIOT.
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I never knew love before, then came you
LAY-ZI-NESS?????? wow..........
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 2:18pm.
I can see her chicken-pecking this shit on her keyboard while she "toots" a.k.a farts a liquidy poop accident on her pink Barbie sheet yuuugh, YES I'm here to gross myself out.
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AHAHAAHAHAAA!!!! LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
And the fact I'm eating one-day-old Chinese food makes this visual even more lovely.
Ok I just figured out you can't edit comments from your palm pilot while calling someone else stupid. *kills self* ____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What a fucking retard! She doesn't deserve to share my word! Die bimbo die! What a fucking retard! She doesn't deserve to share my world! Die bimbo die! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I seriously think she is retarded, its not an act. I mean she never learns fro anything and it would also explain all the ugly, "duh" faces she's constantly photographed making.
Bless her heart, she can use a computer or a phone with internet. That alone is a major feat for someone dumber than a bag of hair.
I can see her chicken-pecking this shit on her keyboard while she "toots" a.k.a farts a liquidy poop accident on her pink Barbie sheet yuuugh, YES I'm here to gross myself out.
While Twitter is basically Cliff Notes for half-an_idiot bloggers, Jessica Simpson is entirely too stupid to have ever been allowed to open an account.
I mean, this chick...my God.
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I am not a pussy.
To be fair, grammar was never her strong suit.
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Bottom-feeder.
I think there's a simple explanation. Her mind was saying "Axe" and she mistakenly typed "asks".
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 1:52pm.
*staring into space and thinking hard*..errmmm
I'll take 1st grade english for $100.
*staring into space and thinking hard*..errmmm
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"I smelled fraud from the moment I stepped into that shop. Actually, what I smelled was butter. Baker's butter. The high-fat, professional-grade Plugra kind.."~Will Upton, dessert blogger & whistle-blower.
WTF?
'Ask' is one of the most used word in a sentence.
Actually, Jessica Simpsons ASKS a dumb question. What a dumbass.
Holy Mother of God...can this bitch get ANY stupider? Not knowing if "asks" is a word?! WTF?
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
And to think that she could have won my sympathy card with all that's shes been through...then she has to open her trap and make me realize what verbal diarrhea Tony had to put up with.
Isn't she a couple years away from 30?..damn!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:54pm.
That sounds like one great evening!!!
I'm so bad at taking concert pics -they're always wobbled.
I recorded Take On Me at the A-ha concert last Friday and sang and screamed so loud that you hardly hear Morten... LOL
I'd LOVE to de DM in concert. Some performers are so luring with their voice when they sing live, I think that makes a great musician! I can imagine hearing Depeche Mode singing live must be awsome!
hmmm i am confused already.askssssss
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Team chicken of the sea....hahaha
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:57pm.
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Hi Mani! Big werds r four dummyz.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:53pm
Wow IG...she really is smart and like Megan Fox she doesn't have to prove it to anybody by throwing out those SAT words.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:49pm.
Thanks for asking, It was Absolutely PERFECT. just as I expected. they played for a little over 2 hours and they closed with Personal Jesus.
Martin Sang HOME, so I guess now I can Die in peace :) I took Gazillions (or is it Gayzillions?)of pics and I have no voice, and a Hungover that will last for days.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
no amount of money can buy you a functioning brain.
C'mon, y'all! She's a Mensa member.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/294929/jessica_simpson_shocker_...
Asks is not a word =\
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She spelled it right yet asks if its a word????????????????????????
I just used it in a sentence. Maybe its not a word. Maybe I've been mistaken all these years. Maybe I'm dumb and Jessica is a genious
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