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Just two months after splitting up, UsWeekly says that Parasite Hilton and frozen burrito heir Doug Reinhardt are back to mixing their STDs together. Wonky and Doug broke up in the first place, because he was kissing on some other ho or something. Or maybe she got her feelings hurt when Doug called one of her crotch crabs "fat." I don't know! All I know is that they are doing it again.
Doug wrote some sappy grossness on his Facebook page like, "What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!" and "Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl."
You might be relieved that Wonky and Doug's toxic skankness is once again contained, but don't let your genital holes breathe easy just YET. The more Wonky and Doug rub on each other, the stronger their STDs get! If you're ever in a 5-mile vicinity of either Wonky or Doug, you better wear a mask over your crotch, mouth and b-hole to protect you from their skank fumes! The Wonky Flu is coming!
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There's nothing sexy about a garden slug dripping out of one's mouth.
Paris is starting to creep her way back into the limelight again. I want her to stay away along with Brandon Davis.
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
OMG TITS Why?
OMG TITS Why?
Their hands look like they were coloring Easter eggs or finger painting.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
I can taste the nicotine on her tongue from here!
Commence to barfing in 5... 4... 3... 2...
This is why I'm a proponent of forced euthanasia.
man, i pity the offspring that may be created from this unholy union. they will be deformed and disease infested just like their parents. nothing good can ever come of this.
you've just been violated!
In case they split, as patients ZERO they will have to be terminated.
If needed we will vote.
this one is close:
http://www.thewest.com.au/getfile.aspx?Type=image&ID=315482&ObjectType=3...
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 1:50am.
Hehehe! It's even swimming in a pool of its own filth and random wriggly critters... just like the real Paris!
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mytwocents, no, more like it.
http://www.fishpondinfo.com/photos/fish/catfish/plecy6.jpg
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 1:00am.
Ha! When I googled Kath and Kel kissing, page 2 of google pics had THIS:
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/57495606parish...
I rest my case! hehehe
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MyTwoCents, oh i trust you on this!
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 12:21am.
There's only two other people on earth who do: Kath and Kel Day-Knight. I searched google high and low for a pic of them kissing, but no joy! You'll just have to take my word for it.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
what goes in for a kiss like that? more important, what would kiss it back?
One of the few pictures that shows how few hairs she has left on her stupid little head.
She looks like a baby bird waiting to get a mouthful of regurgitated worms. But stupider.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bitches who kiss like that learned everything they know about kissing and sex from pornos. Kissing is not like sucking dick. The tongue should remain in your mouth until after the lips are touching. No one really wants to be kissed like that.
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Sucio? nahhhh more like ASCO!!
Coma Caca!!
What a terrible shot of Paris Hilton. She looks like a drunk skank. Yick !
And her pussy's ugly. I rarely say that but sometimes - it's just true. It's ugly. And her feet are big. Is she one of the ugly step-fisters (typo & it stays) or what?
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
looks like ryan reynolds who I also don't like
...some idiot named mister phelps attacked me
for calling ryan reynolds bland...but hey if the
shoe fits you must acquit
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Separated at birth?
http://s3.amazonaws.com/static.onmylist.com/list_item_images/46241/givem...
There is something really wrong about the color of the inside of her mouth. Most normal people have pink mucosa on the inside of theirs. Hers is an anemic puss colored off white? What's up with that? Is she really going to lick on him instead of kiss him? The shape of her face reminds me of the Crypt Keeper. Poor man. He should have gotten away while he had the chance.
EEEEWWWWWWW..... can you just imagine that tongue under a microscope?? green pustuals oozing slime all over that guys mouth...... *gags violently*
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I swear, if they were selling tickets to her execution it would end up making more money than anything she's been in. Ever.
She has a dirty neck in this photo. Gotta wash the face and the neck skanko!
OH MY GOD, MK. You have to put photos as disgusting as that behind a jump. I just booted all over my laptop.
P.S. I love the tags on this post:
Paris Hilton • SKANKS • Trash • Your Face Scares Me • Your Vagina Is Large
BAHAHAHAHAH
Wait, what frozen burrito empire is he an heir to? Because I will NEVER support them again.
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Is she going to kiss him or lick him like a dog.
Sorry.
this photo is all kinds of awkward. look at their hands!!!
He's cute, what a waste of good genes =\
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That's a very elegant photograph.
Submitted by JustJack on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:01pm.
MS you too are here on the weekend?
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I work at weekends, so yeah.
Also when I'm off I'm here. And also when I'm not here, so when I'm there, I'm here.
Sometimes, when I'm not quite there, I may be here as well, but most of the time you'd find me here.
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Miz that's gross. Yuck. :D
Time to break out the incense up in here.
zomay: her bathroom antics are well known - she throws up all over the place and leaves it behind; NEVER let her use your bathroom.
She's and outright bulimic. And an inconsiderate pig.
Can you imagine throwing up and going back out to party? Gah!
MizRo on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:24pm.
zomay: I'm on the sage burning today...
A good cleansing is necessary whenever she's around.
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I would not even let this chick use my bathroom. You just never know what she would leave behind.
Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape "eww she looks like shes about to devour him...she is absolutely disgusting looking..what the hell would any man see in this ugly insect looking bitch?"
$$$$$$ is the only thing they see.
Ugh...this picture is gross.
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Nit! LOLOLOL...
zomay: I'm on the sage burning today...
A good cleansing is necessary whenever she's around.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:44am.
Nit: it's an old pic anyway, pre-breakup.
And what the hell does she think she is with the headbands? A flapper?
The only thing that flaps on this bitch is her lips - all 4 of them.
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Bwhahaha! Lip flaps and valtrex tax! Sorry, had to run and pick up a Nitling.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:06pm.
I just lost 20 pounds
That's really good...although I've never really had to diet I'm happy for you.
Not what I want to see on a lovely saturday morning. Not what I want to see ANYDAY. Can she be anymore gross.
Time to burn some sage and chant mantras.
Submitted by JustJack on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:06pm.
I just lost 20 pounds
That's awesome! am I missing something?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
JJ, don't worry i get that a lot.LOL
Submitted by Kandykane on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:07pm.
...his 'girlfriend' is outside fucking the cabana boy in the pool house.
Something tells me it wouldn't be that long of a wait.
All the truly abhorrent shit on the internet... but this picture bugs me out more than most.
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