Kanye West Is Not The New King Of Pop And He Knows It
My CAPS-LOCK KEY'S hero and my eyeballs enemy #1, Gayfish West, licked on his perfectly manicured nails for luck and got loose on his keyboard to address the rumors that he proclaimed himself as the brand spanking new King of POP! Kanye may have the crazies running all through him and he may have an ego the size of Tommy Girl's unpinched anal glands, but even his ass would never make a statement like that! Shame on all of us!
Kanye's got the sads, because he can't believe that the public at large would actually believe those words would come out of his mouth. We need to all take Kanye in ours arms, hand-feed him soft chocolate cookies and sing an apology lullaby to him. Srsly.
And Kanye isn't the new King of Pop, but he will always be the King of Everything!!!!!!!
In all seriousness, this was kind of eloquent for Kanye. I'm a little confused.
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I could get about halfway through his rant before my eyes decided to focus elsewhere for relief. Twitter, Facebook, etc., are allowing the public to see how uneducated so many of the "stars" really are. At least in the old days we could preserve our illusions.
I love his crazy ass. lol
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
This, coming from the man who posed as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stone?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I had every reason to think that he's that bitch,
because he's gotta big ego...
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i agree with you Bossy. I'm not a fan of Kanye but you've really gotta reach to find something wrong with what he said . . .some ppl want to find negativity in everything tho. I think there are enough opportunities to make legitimate criticisms of celebrities that we dont have to tear down everything they do. . .lets get real a little. thats why i love MK, he doesnt shit on everyone and everything all the time just to garner a few laughs. some of these commenters belong on Perez Hilton cuz thats his M.O.
I don't know why you guys all hate him but I didn't see a thing wrong with his statement. It was pretty true, in fact.
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At least he's correct when he says, "I'm done." Negro's career is over.
He definitely had a humble-pie moment.
maybe he can take his macbook air to an apple store and they fix that wonky caps lock key
This is the first post of Kanye's that I've read in its entirety.
I did give my eyes a break halfway through, though.
This is the last time he'll defend himself? Promises, promises.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 8:26am.
I hate this guy. Could someone please tell him that it's 'til not 'TILL. 'Til is a shortened version of until and I don't see two L's in there fucker.
Ha! That bothered me, too. But till is perfectly acceptable on its own. I think it was derived independently.
I hate this guy. Could someone please tell him that it's 'til not 'TILL. 'Til is a shortened version of until and I don't see two L's in there fucker.
"Any random person can type something on the internet and the world believes it".
I guess I'm the only one in the world who doesn't.
*plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is*
Yes so elo-cunt for Kuntye.
How refreshing not to have a "reality star" posting for once...
This is my first time reading one of his blogs from beginning to end...
It literally scared me when I took my eyes off the blue text. My vision was effed up for a good minute.
All hail the King of Caps Lock, the King has Spoken!
As relevant as the hair balls caught in my brush.
BTW I have internet back at work. YAY!!!!!!!
"Didn't he break his jaw and have his mouth wired shut? The doctor who took that off should be shot."
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That wouldn't stop him, he still released a song when his mouth was wired shut. "Thru the wire", it was called.
But I wouldn't oppose him getting his jaw broken again, just because. He's a fucking idiot who needs to just shut up. He's a MINOR rap star, not the supastar he thinks he is.
I'm more offended he was watching the Wendy William's Show.....
Just sayin......
The sooner this untalented chipmunk copies Michael Jackson and dies the better!!!!
I can't even read this shit Kanye posted. my 4brain cells cant commit to such fuckery.
Coma Caca!!
Thanks Kanye for reminding us on something we already knew, that you are and will never be the King of Pop. Now go and copy some more Daft Punk tunes jerkoff!
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:49pm.
Don't tell me Wendy Williams is the bitch to make Kanye's ego deflate like a overinflated balloon. Boooooo!
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Thank you! Kanye, some of us like your rants more than your music. Please don't leave the internets.
"We need to all take Kanye in ours arms, hand-feed him soft chocolate cookies and sing an apology lullaby to him. Srsly."
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Brilliant.
Fame is more like unfiltered Camels, at 3 a.m., after a shared bottle of reposada, with glittery stripper perfume on your neck.
No, he's not the King of Pop. He's the King of Poop!
"NOT ONLY DID I NOT SAY THAT, I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING."
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Right.
Okay.
I hear ya, Kanye.
Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:33pm.
i actually saw nothing wrong with Kanye's rant.am i becoming proficient in kanyespeak?
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it is one thing to read the language, it is another to speak it. allow me to help:
"I ACTUALLY SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH KANYE'S RANT. AM I BECOMING PROFICIENT IN KANYESPEAK"
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LOL!! THANKS FOR THAT.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:33pm.
i actually saw nothing wrong with Kanye's rant.am i becoming proficient in kanyespeak?
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it is one thing to read the language, it is another to speak it. allow me to help:
"I ACTUALLY SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH KANYE'S RANT. AM I BECOMING PROFICIENT IN KANYESPEAK"
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
Didn't he break his jaw and have his mouth wired shut? The doctor who took that off should be shot.
King of Poop -- lol.
The asshole acts like an arrogant jackass for years and is now surprised everyone thinks he's a big jackasshole.
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Fame is like cigarettes to Kanye, so I'm hoping that he's already famous enough to suffer a long, excruciating death, way too young.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i actually saw nothing wrong with Kanye's rant.am i becoming proficient in kanyespeak?
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they all think they are the king fucked up the king died a long time ago
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:21pm.
LOL! No argument there, Trent kicks ass... Kenny, or Kenneh (said with Southpark accent ala Timmeh) just IS an ass. With no hat.
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Worry less about being the king of pop and start worrying about hiring jewish doctors for your mothers plastic surgery....o wait, too late : )
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
"The evening became tense and uncomfortable when notorious (and buck-naked) performance artist Ann Liv Young confronted Kanye personally, shouting that she didn’t think 808s was his best work, all the while grinding barbeque pork into her naked crotch (and then eating it)."
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BWWAAHAAHAA! But why pork? Fish would have made a much stronger statement!
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hooray for forks lol
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:08pm.
At least Trent has talent. Kanye can't even spell his name, which is really Kenny.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Here's a girl who gave Kanye the what what: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-07-31/woman-confronts-kanye-west-puts-po...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:48pm.
Must be something in the water. First Trent Rez, now Kanye. What will the world do without either of these two music gods telling us how fabulous they are?!
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Trent disappointed me, I thought he had more sense than to expect a lovefest for the interweb masses. But I haven't given up on Kanye. He'll be back to self promoting his autotune... I mean, muzac skillz before we have time to say "Why so whiny Gayfish?"
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Kuntye West is a delusional twat, his insane ramblings along the lines of Courtney Love or Shitney Spears!
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