NeNe Will Choke A Bitch
IknowIknowIknowIknowIknow..... This is the second RHOA post in a row. I will bring this issue up with my Skype therapist (aka whoever I meet on Craigslist' casual encouters) during one of our weekend sessions. So...
Entertainment Tonight says that there was another rumble in Atlanta which ended in Kim filing a police report against NeNe. How dreadful! The police report states that Kim and NeNe got into a brawl of words in front of the cameras and things got a little too hot. When witnesses tried to break up the argument, Kim says NeNe grabbed her by the neck "and tried to choke her out." And we toast to NeNe tonight!
Both witnesses (aka Kim's wig and tarantula lashes) backed up Kim's story to the police. The police told Kim to take pictures of the bruises. The police report added that they were "unable to locate the suspect at this time." Basically, that means they just didn't give a fuckity fuck fuck fuck. That's it.
If they really cared, they know how to get NeNe to come out. All you have to do is get on your knees and do The Dwight Crawl like your ass is burning and only the air can soothe it. We all know NeNe can't resist witnessing a good crawl.
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Wow, who would have thought? Atlanta, GA is trashier than New Jersey? Perhaps we really ARE in the midst of the Rapture.
What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!
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call me when they add Grace Jones to the show!
LMAO @ tarantula lashes.....
*bad spellas of the world, untie!!!*
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Submitted by Wanton Hussy on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:32pm.
Yep. Bitch STILL looks like Scott Stapp in a Dollar Store wig.
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"I smelled fraud from the moment I stepped into that shop. Actually, what I smelled was butter. Baker's butter. The high-fat, professional-grade Plugra kind.."
Even a coked up street whore would look at those two and say, "YIKES!"
Yep. Bitch STILL looks like Scott Stapp in a Dollar Store wig.
She has a total man-mouth.
I meant to say with real hair.
Kim would look so much younger with real real and WITHOUT those horrendous lashes. This season is going to Rock!
The big reveal at the end of the current season will be...
1. Kim is a man
2. Kim is a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.
3. Kim is a drag-queen that didn't make the cut on Ru-Paul's drag race (the jokes on us huh?)
Not that there is anything wrong with transgendered people, but I don't believe the human on the left was born female. Just saying.
NeNe should have used Kim's nylon hair as a garrot and really choked that bitch OUT.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
That lady's face is really long. Like the movie mask.
These hos complain about Kim telling lies. But it's all the same stuff that was reported in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. They are all fakes. NeNe has moved from last seasons rental house (evicted) to another. Maybe they set-up house only for the duration of filming. Plus, she is driving a 10 year old BMW, which I assume only makes left turns. There is a broken tie-rod hanging from the bottom. TLE was throwing Sher-He a party for free for the exposure. So she starts making demands- how dreadful! She wasn't the client, she was the honoree. The only thing I don't know is how Kim got a Bentley. (Well, I can guess how, but from whom?)
LOL Hekki. enlightening, aren't they? :D
i wish more celebrities were wiretapped...
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Secret MJ phone conversations:
Parts 1-3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifEcedw63CY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-eougm-uI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
Kim will do anything to get attention. Why is she on this show again? She has about as much class as Britney Spears.
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Kim gonna get her wig pulled off!
Eh. I think I'm the only one on the planet who doesn't like NeNe either. Both women are no-class over the hill hookahs.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:32pm.
Are we sure Ne Ne doesn't go by "Event Horizon"??
NeNe (does anyone else think of the Hawaiian goose when they see that word?) is actually entertaining.
nene smacking a trick...it's not like kim didn't have it coming...
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Are we sure Ne Ne doesn't go by "Event Horizon"??
Just learning from her Corporal.
Why is it every time I see Kim Z., I have "I wrote a letter to Daddy, sung by Bette Davis" echoing in my head?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:09pm.
Raul, buddy... wtf?
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Not YOU guys, I don't have any interest in these pay-to-play twats, what a waste of oxygen.
How dreadful! Whoop that trick, Nene!
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Secret MJ phone conversations:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifEcedw63CY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-eougm-uI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
Well, I can tell you that the police do not like domestics or drama. They want to handle real crime (giving the benefit of the doubt here).
Speaking of which... someone was murdered in my SIL's building. The place is crawling with popo.
HOW DREADFUL. LOL @ THE DRAG QUEEN LOOK.
Whoa! I never noticed her 'tarantula lashes' before. Meh, bottle of vodka, a paper bag... we could make it happen.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Oh snippity snap snap SNAP... NeNe-mae versus the elements! (Kim's beastly wig). NeNe was simply trying to put Kim's hair in a sleeper hold first... two against one is no fair. Keep the RHOA posts coming, por FAVOR.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
Aww come on, NeNe is a delicate, beautiful flower. I won't have Kim slandering my NeNe!
I love Dwight! The biggest Femme, ever! Makes me feel masculine!
Are we sure that Kim doesn't have a penis? Because DAMN she sho is manly!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
" I will bring this issue up with my Skype therapist (aka whoever I meet on Craigslist' casual encouters) during one of our weekend sessions."
AHHAHAHAA this is why I fucking love you MK
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Raul, buddy... wtf?
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Whoa, 2 Wesley Snipes pics in 1 day!
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Oh! I hope this will be on a future episode! I am looking forward to the episode where SheMale By Sheree grabs Kim by the Nylon tresses and yanks on it!
Team NeNe!
Fuck you guys, I'm going home.