The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Who Gonna Check Me Boo?
I was finally able to exhale last night, because the pieces of hot trash from The Real Housewives of Atlanta came back into my life!!!!!! AND HOW. Those bitches are still lying face first in the dumpster and I loved every minute of it. Let's start with Sheree's semi-staged bitch battle with the TOP LEVEL EXECUTIVE (better than a businesswoman) at Party City or whatever the hell name of the company is that was helping her throw her My Super Sweet Divorce Party.
It all started when Sheree flipped her dick because TLE wasn't following through with any of her party requests (i.e. - a helicopter entrance, a rhinstone encrusted peen tucker, a low budget version of Maya Angelou). When the two took out their cunt swords, I immediately started taking notes! If I'm ever a TOP LEVEL EXECUTIVE (the first time I'll ever be a top anything) at a party planning store, I need to know what to say to a bitch who is not respecting my top. Normally, when a stupid ho is not respecting my top, I challenge the bottom bitch to a dance off. But I've learned from TLE that I need to drop the "fuck" word every five seconds, wave my hands like I'm trying to put out a Tommy Girl butt flame and end the meeting by dismissing the client with "YO MOMMA IS A BITCH." Works for me!
You know, I'm a little disappointed with Sheree. The woman is built like a Doberman Pinscher on internet-bought roids, so I was expecting her to pounce on TLE and bite his fancy hanky out (the key to all his cunt power)! Or at least call up her old friend DeShawn (Never Forget) and sic her lock jaw on TLE's mouth! CLAMP and done!
The best part of the whole cunt battle royale was when the office dude closed the door in the middle of the fight. Dude didn't even try to break it up by turning the hose on them or shooing them out of the building by screaming "DIGNITY IS HERE!" Nope. He just quietly closed the door. I bet this happens often. I bet his official job title is: Bottom Level Door Closer.
And because any RHOA post isn't complete without a sprinkling of coagulated wig glue, let's move on to Kim Zolciak. Kim had a little visit with her usual fortune teller who told her that she's going to give birth to a baby boy very soon. Hey, everyone! You know that party for Sheree's divorce? Let's turn it into a Earth Divorcing Humanity Party, because if another baby passes through Kim's merkin curtain, it's time to call it a day!
Now I leave with you with this clip of Kim bouncing through a beauty school to do research for her new wig line for white women (Since when is Raquel Welch chop livah?!) Kim claims she's never seen a curling iron like that before, but I'm sure that curling iron has never seen an actual living breathing creature that looks like Kim Zolciak. So they're even!
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I used to fight like that with my siblings...when I was 5. But that's how real bidness is done.
People, the best part of this entertaintment is to search these bitches' public records- and it's so simple.
*** what goes down, must come up ***
applehead: don't axe... Hahahah!! That annoys the shit out of me! MANY people speak improperly: I cringe when I hear that.
Pet peeve!
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
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I foresee many lawsuits and bankruptcy in TLE's future. Speaking of professionalism, Kim probably has a shorter attention span than her poor lil 5-year-old piglet, but I do give her props for at least trying to make an honest living, instead of finding another married Big Poppa like a PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
she is so beautiful..
My favorite part is when Kim says "People in my industry don't like to read." What industry is that? The illiterate industry?
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
Anyone else notice that Cocktail Party Barbie doesnt have hair as shiny as Kim's wig?
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugardaddychat.com
I just want these "nobodies" to learn how the fuck to say the ASK! The word is not pronounced AX. Fucking comical!!!!
Don't mess with a Cle'eland girl. Eat me, baby!
LOL, great clip. My favorite part is throwing out every black-speak cliche imaginable and then wondering later "Who says 'yo mamma' anymore?!" 'Yo mamma' must be the black's 'groovy'.
I was hoping that "Pookie and 'Em" would burst through the door and put an end to the fuckery. But alas, they didn't show up.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
All nicey nice episode, UNTIL Shere busted a move!LOL she should have fired the planner over the phone, she knew she would.:)
kim has alienated everyone.loser.:)
kandi is gonna be trouble!LOL
SOLID BROUGHAM!
I was curious about the identity of the party planner so I went looking at the BravoTV message boards. Found this interesting link there.
http://www.yazmar.com/tag/anthony-shorter/
Text as follows:
Information just sent to me straight from the source (M. Shorter) aka Anthony Shorter…about Sheree-She stay in some mess…
The Atlanta Music Festival Association was forced to ban Sheree Whitfield from her own party. The event scheduled for Saturday, March 14, 2009 at 7:30PM will go on as scheduled without the reality star. The Atlanta Music Festival sights irreconcilable differences as their reasons for banning her from the party. Tony Shorter, Executive Director of the Atlanta Music Festival Association said, “Ms. Whitfield is way too difficult to work with and needs a reality check.” The star-studded event “A Brand New Me Soiree,” was originally scheduled to be taped as a divorce party honoring Ms. Whitfield who recently divorced former Atlanta Falcon player Bob Whitfield as part of the Bravo Network reality show, the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
UPDATE JULY 2009: The above statement was sent by that violent fool Anthony Shorter that most viewed on the first episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2. Of course there are two sides to a story and Anthony obviously was at fault. Now the world has seen the truth, so “Who’s name is burnt in the industry now Mr. “I tried to hit a woman ” Shorter?
I noticed that Kim did the exact samething this season that she did last season, she assumed that she didn't need to know how the industry works(music or wigs), and just wants to get to the finished product. I hope someone strangles her with a tightrope..wait NeNe did.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
A truly beautiful bitch fight.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
The Guys is Sexy when he said I expect you to Respect my TOP!
Christ these people are babies.
Submitted by Coffey on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:05pm.
I'll bet it's on Bravo's dime, because she is wagging her head and that water bottle around, acting all smug like she uses dollah bills as toilet paper.
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You're probably right...I think they both stepped it up a notch because the camera's were rolling...good stuff tho! :-)
Who in their right mind would want to wear a wig like Kim's, it looks like the polyester shit we got in cheap Halloween Costumes at KMart.
dang ding dong it, gotta get home and watch my recording!
Lord, Lord, Lord. I didn't believe it was possible to be as happy as I was last nite. Who gonna check me, boo? Indeed.
Can you be a TLE if your a bottom?
Oh YES, I looooved the whole "Who gonna check me boooo?" And so funny how that stopped him in his tracks for a millisecond.
lawd, lawd...sheree tuck must've come undone for all the drama she's stirring up...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Sheree didn't need to call Pookie. She could have taken the TLE out all by herself.
There is nothing bourgeois about her. Bitch is all street.
Was I the only one waiting for this Top Level Executive to break out into this routine?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bLH42i2LGM
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Now, Sheree lost her house, and according to her, she's still waiting for the divorce settlement to go through, yet decides to drop 50K+ on a party?
triple post wtf?
double post - sorry
Dude, what the fuck is up with this bitch's attitude. The only reason why she has money is she decided to pull the "Venus Fly Trap" card and pulled herself a baller - a baller who (according to this post) is divorcing her ass. And I can see why. Jesus Christ. Bitch needs to put on some of Kanye West's "The New Workout Plan" and check herself, boo.
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That was great. BTW Sheree was 100% right - he is basically the hired help (executive? top level executive? no, you're a party planner, and not a good one). You don't speak that way to the boss.
"Yo mama"! Haven't heard that in a for real fight since grade school.
my new line: respect my top!
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racey: LMAO! I only got into these Housewives shows when NY was on, then I saw the OC one in reruns but I have never seen Bravo rerun Atlanta even tho I know it must be great since it's MK (and your) fave
Anyway, just so I can keep my crown, I was too busy watching Big Brother, So You Think You Can Dance and NYC Prep last night.... LOL what a social whirl. are you watching Miami Social?
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On the Andy Cohen aftershow whatever last night, Sheree was the guest and dude party planner called in. He didn't say much, but did say that he had comped the party for her. He claimed it was 50k, 60k. Apparently he did it for the free publicity.
While Sheree probably hasn't found a crazy moment she didn't like, the way dude party planner talked to a woman was so out there.......cue up the plastic handcuffs and padded truck. The man is just disturbed. No man talks to a woman that way. What's ghettoer than ghetto???????
Thanks a lot Mk. I have successfully avoided these Housewife shows but seeing this clip it's amazing. I love THIS! And I was on the party planner side, she's nuts if she wants to use a helicopter entrance. Who is she, Liberace?
This is fantastic. And one of MK's best summaries of a show yet. MERKIN CURTAIN. How can i change my name on here?
Submitted by applehead on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:59am.
Oh SNAP... Cee-lo Green's twinky brother from another mother, NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH game proper! Dude told her her name was "burnt in the industry." Ohhhhhhh...
Anyhoo... what money is she using to pay for this partay? Doesn't Sheree-ray need to save her sweet moolah to put a deposit down on a new, quaint little crib? Bitch showed her hoodrat beginnings tee hee.
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Somehow someway she's probably not paying for it otherwise she would have said that it's her money SHE'S PAYING HIM TO WORK FOR HER...but that was left out
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I'll bet it's on Bravo's dime, because she is wagging her head and that water bottle around, acting all smug like she uses dollah bills as toilet paper.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
Here is Sheree's arrest/criminal records from when she was a "cleveland girl". She was Sheree Fuller back then.
http://cpdocket.cp.cuyahogacounty.us/p_CR_CaseSummary.aspx
Who is Sheree fooling? Pookie back in Cleveland does not pick up her phone calls anymore! Hands down the best part of that clip for me was the dude nonchalantly closing the door.
Submitted by scisan60 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:54am.
Submitted by applehead on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:59am.
Hahahahaha great comments.
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So the Kim fuckface finally owned up to the fact she wears nylon on her head? Depite the fact she denied it for months...LOL...If her line of wigs is going to look like that disaster on her head, Raquel Welch should not be threatened by this business initiative 'couse no one is going to go for that trash and Kim will never steal any market share from her.
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What is it with these horse faced bitches...
Oh SNAP... Cee-lo Green's twinky brother from another mother, NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH game proper! Dude told her her name was "burnt in the industry." Ohhhhhhh...
Anyhoo... what money is she using to pay for this partay? Doesn't Sheree-ray need to save her sweet moolah now that she doesn't really have any ends? Or perhaps She by Sheree is doing better than I thought.
***Edited, because it just hit me that she has already moved into her new, smaller crib.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
SNOWPIECE!- The queen of reality t.v, behind me of course, how have you not watched the RHOA before? My god, I was praying for the last year that they would be back. They are soooo much better than the New Jersey Prostitute Whores!
I am wainting on pins and needles for next weeks episode! The fighting this year is gonna be grand!
Oh SNAP... Cee-lo Green's twinky brother from another mother, NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH game proper! Dude told her her name was "burnt in the industry." Ohhhhhhh...
Anyhoo... what money is she using to pay for this partay? Doesn't Sheree-ray need to save her sweet moolah to put a deposit down on a new, quaint little crib? Bitch showed her hoodrat beginnings tee hee.
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Somehow someway she's probably not paying for it otherwise she would have said that it's her money SHE'S PAYING HIM TO WORK FOR HER...but that was left out
SUCIO! MK, I wish you were a top! MY TOP. *swoon*
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"Who gonna check me boo!!!?!" ...
Straight outta Trashtalkin 101.
Perfect title MK, b/c that shit made it right there.
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