Friday, July 31st 2009
Mah Boo Is Such A Prude!
The Silver Fox filled in for Reeeeeeeg on Regis & Kelly yesterday morning and got to interview that limp asparagus tip and her fuck body of the moment from The Bachelorette. On Mah Boo 360 last night, Coopy talked about how he asked the only question any of us care about: How many dudes did she get her sex on with? The limp asparagus tip said she kissed 10, but only 4 with tongue. Ehehehehehe. This made Mah Boo almost vom in his purdy mouth. Adorable!
But don't slap me with a flaccid peen like that, Andy! You know very well that on any given week, you kiss on at least 10 lips WITH tongue! And that doesn't include the lips on faces either. OW! But really, my nipples go weak whenever Mah Boo plays hard to git!
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did someone ask him if he spits or swallows?
Wow..my 3 favorite guys....MK posting about Mah Boo who watches The Soup!!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:38am.
Why are all the sisters so hot over this extremely nelly and totally un-attractive homosexual?
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Well this is disappointing. I finally agree with you beyond a shadow of a doubt that someone is of the poofterish persuasion, but we disagree on whether he's cute or not. C'mon Mrs C..Mah Boo is adorable. Admit it.
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Why are all the sisters so hot over this extremely nelly and totally un-attractive homosexual?">
Good question. Let's see, what "news anchor" just used "I just threw up in my mouth a little." Brian Williams, no. Katie Couric? Don't think so.....
statistically that means she must've been exposed to cold sores
and not just above the belt ;p
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Fuck Cooper, who's the hot brunette with the cute dimples?? Never seen that woman before, gotta watch CNN more often.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:38am.
You ask a valid question, I'm not sure why I'm hot for him.. I've never been one of those girls who has any attraction to gay guys like that BUT!!! Something about Anderson's physique and the way he carries himself, I think it has to do with his inner cool. He's also a Vanderbilt and he fills out a suit so nicely... And the contrast of his bluuuuuuuue, blue eyes and his white hair and the way he giggles and loves and/or watches the same reality shit I do and can gossip about them while still being intelligent on all other fronts. He'd also just be fun to hang out with, he's smart, knows about everyone, has a great sense of humor about himself.. ok I've gone on too much. Sorry for the run-on sentences. :P
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I fucking love that guy. He is such a riot.
Anyone who signs up for that fucking circus ought to have their head examined. I love it when they act like the RIGHT reason to be on that show is to get married. If you sign up for a show to find a husband/wife after only a couple of solo dates, you are fucked in the head.
The only RIGHT reason is if they are famewhores who want to be on TV.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:35am.
I love that too! I wish he'd go on The Soup, my T.V. would explode from the hotness of Joel and Anderson together. Your avatar looks like me this morning.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:38am.
OMG I KNOW!! She acts as if she doesn't know he's gay. Sometimes she lays it on so thick I think she's self-appointed as his beard or something. It's obnoxioussssssss.
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MK's boo went off about that Bachelorette bitch. He was genuinely irritated by her.. I loved it! Whenever he's on Regis & Kelly it's great. He doesn't suffer Kelly's lame humor but they still have great chemistry. I think that is thanks to AC, he'd have good chemistry with a stanky enema but I digress! I love the way he gossips and giggles, I wish he'd do that on AC360. He's so boring when he's playing it close to the vest.
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He's so innocent, I love him. It's the only thing I watch on CNN.
I DVR'd Regis & Kelly yesterday morning, I missed Wednesday when this shit went down, and I am now convinced, Kelly Ripa is going to rape Anderboo at some point....
*sharpens shank, keeps eye on Kelly Ripa*
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Another fake tan with blue white teeth chica. OOfa. Jillian has a terrible schauz. Ed, you can do better, girl!
I love that he watches The Soup. I know they've shown several clips of AC on there, & I remember one episode (I think it was the one with the clip where AC was talking about what horrible people the Lohans where) where Joel McHale actually kissed AC's face on the screen & muttered in a small, sad voice, "please come on our show!".
Maybe one day soon he'll get his wish.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:18am.
ITA. It's the best part of "AC 360".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I love the way Erica Hill sometimes embarrasses AC with her story reporting. AC then starts to giggle and all is right in the world. You can tell it's not an act... So refreshing.
hahaha I actually really like him now. I was neutral before but this is great. And she totally didn't even answer the question. Just looked shock that she was asked, which basically meant she screwed a few of them and to not look like she was dodging the question (which was how many did you SLEEP with?) she gave an answer about kissing. All the Bachelors and Bachelorettes are sluts.
I bet the limp asparagus tip and that flabby fug guy are "over the moon".
He MUST have the biggest package..that has got to be a reason why she chose the ugliest guy there..
even Tanner P ( the foot fetish guy) was more attractive than Ed...
racey: sounds good!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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Blast! I went and bragged I didn't have to "work" today, and now I find that there is no sitting around for me today, I do have to work! Damn people!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:36am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:34am.
Hells yeah! It's like the Ford Motor Co., " The quality goes in before the name goes on."
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*scared face*
Ah c'mon! You wouldn't buy car without a test drive would ya?
cute! he watches the soup
michael k please spam proof the comments section, it's full of spam, hard to read and paste hateful comments this way :P
he does something weird with his voice...i bet you he sounds totally different when he isn't on television...
Why are all the sisters so hot over this extremely nelly and totally un-attractive homosexual?
Same here. I don't watch any of those shit shows, but always watch the soup! that's all I need. :)
And does anyone here think that kelly ripa is hella annoying?!
I give the bachelorette and her dude 6 months
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:34am.
Hells yeah! It's like the Ford Motor Co., " The quality goes in before the name goes on."
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Snowpiece- I have to clear everything with Racer X as he is very protective of our privacy, but when I do talk to him Snowpiece, we can exchange emails and make plans one day before we move. I promise.
Lol. Nope. I hate that "stuffed" feeling.
the fact that he gave the soup a shout out says so much about AC. i love it! i have to watch the soup this week so i can hear joel make fun of the bachlorette one last time. who knows, maybe this clip will make the show.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:28am.
I'm thinking she checked all of the contestants to see who had the biggest package.
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Hells yeah! It's like the Ford Motor Co., " The quality goes in before the name goes on."
Diamond Dawg- LOL! Right you are!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:28am.
I'm thinking she checked all of the contestants to see who had the biggest package.
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Define "big," cuz I'm not sure I'm a fan of it.
racey: i promise!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Snowpiece- If you promise to only hack him up with a machete and not me!
That would be fun.
Can I just say....I h8t "trendy" jewelry, like that lame-azz necklace the guest chick is wearing. It's so sad that the price of gold has gone up.
I'm thinking she checked all of the contestants to see who had the biggest package.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:24am.
Diamond Dawg- He is dumb enough to be her brother!
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lol. I had to stop watching when she started talking. I even liked the shock face A.C. made, but I couldn't take either of the guests. They should have a show with just Anderson talking about himself. He appeals to both men and women, whether he likes it or not!
Anderson watches The Soup! +10000 in my books. I officially sign off on his union with MK
racey: one day I want to meet up with you and your orange man for cocktails and giggles.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
EXCUSE ME MK!!!! didn't you hear when your Boo gave you a secret shout out!?!?!?! he said CANOODLING for god's sake!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Snowpiece- Yes Ma'am. In the city, but as of Sept we will be moving to upstate Ny to our little "paradise"
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:21am.
What? No questions about if she likes anal?
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LoL.
I so h8te that topic. *edited* to add "...when its wimmin talking about it." It's gross and GET AWAY FROM MY NO NO HO!!
racey: where do you live again? NY?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Diamond Dawg- He is dumb enough to be her brother!
Submitted by faruxue on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:20am.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:22am.
Ed is gross! If Anderboo should vomit abpout anything, it is the fact tha tshe chose the most out of shape and disgusting man of the bunch
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I thought that was her brother.
Ed is gross! If Anderboo should vomit about anything, it is the fact that she chose the most out of shape and disgusting man of the bunch. I almost lost my dinner when I saw the two of them half naked in the water, making out and his moobs floating so perkily on the water.
Go to a gym and work out dude!
Everyone pales in comparison to the shining light that is A.C. (I'm not kidding).