Thursday, July 30th 2009
Shakira In A Glittery Colon
The Glittery of YouTube needs to stop production on all Beyonce-related material and pick up Shakira's new video for "She-Goat She-Wolf." My ass needs to see them fluttering about in a cut up Capezio catsuit, grinding on their mother's guest bed, thrusting in a large-sized dog cage from Petco and... and... and... And what the hell are they going to use for that giant *fancy* sparkly organ cave Shakira's busting it in? That part looks like a lost scene from Ricky Martin's colon cam.
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Wow! I'm speechless. This is as horrid as a colonoscopy...
I remember when she first started, before all the plastic surgery and ass seizures. She had talent and was known for being the only latina who kept her clothes on during her performances. I guess good things don't last. She is now just as trashy as all the other singer-skunks...
Is that dancing?It looks more like an epileptic fit with a few flashes of gymnastics in a cage.
Thumbs down.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:07pm.
As sad as that is, you are very much correct.. just be naked because clearly it's past the point of 'mystery'.when they wear such clothing. *shrugs* it reminded of this part of Jill Scott's song w/ the Roots called " You Got Me " , she sings "ain't it funny I got on all my clothes and I can still sing".. ( granted I am not sure if seeing her nekkid is what I would want , but ya get my point)
She dances like a spaz. Spastic colon?
At this point in the music video evolution, why do women even wear clothes? If your talent comes down to posing and body movement why bother dressing?
Submitted by gmrjr59 on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:57pm.
are you guys for real??? It is about body control. If she can control her body like that in the video, imagine what she could do in bed. I love her moves. I would love to get her in the sack.
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Sorry, GamerJr59. Last I heard, she doesn't make house calls to Grandma's basement.
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:03pm.
This vid would've been so much better if it starred Debbie Rowe in her favourite t-shirt.
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LMAO! Well, I'd pay to see that...
This is what happens when we're so concerned about how our singers look that we can't even be bothered to see how they sound. That shit was mind-blowingly DREADFUL.
Well, kudos to her for not having a tit job, though. You KNOW she was advised to have one!
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are you guys for real??? It is about body control. If she can control her body like that in the video, imagine what she could do in bed. I love her moves. I would love to get her in the sack.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:48pm.
Three immediate things come to mind while watching this; (1) This looks like a bad 80's video from the early days of MTV, (2) I thought this was a bad ad for porn, (3) It reminded me of Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" video with MC Scat
Nothing good to say and her dancing sucks. She's got two moves and some gymnastic flexibility.
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Oy, that SUCKS!
P.S.: Nice plastic surgery, dye job, contact lenses... and does she call that shit dancing??
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NO doubt about it, she has a hot body on her.. Viva Latinas!! However the song is horrid ( my opinion ) and the convulsion dance is tacky & silly...love the slow rising ass whilst on her tumtum.. Meow! I will try this move this weekend sans the song and unitard
The way she moves her body is insane (years of belly dancing I'm guessing) but most of the moves were just WTF? moments. I mean seriously why the fuck?
The song was terrible and the video made no sense, so equally terrible but her body looked good. I guess that's all that's important.
How much you wanna bet this shit gets a video music award? Man they really don't make them like they used to. Anyone remember when it was an art?
Three immediate things come to mind while watching this; (1) This looks like a bad 80's video from the early days of MTV, (2) I thought this was a bad ad for porn, (3) It reminded me of Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" video with MC Scat
Nothing good to say and her dancing sucks. She's got two moves and some gymnastic flexibility.
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Ugh, seriously? This is what it's come to? This sound, this look, all kinds of wrong...and boring. Trying too hard. Oh and she looks like that skank aubrey o'day (sp?).
aaauuu?? WTF
worst dancing EVER. EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwSkDhyd40k
I want the old Shakira back! Those dance moves are sooooooo effin' annoying! UGH.
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Oh por el amor de Univision. what was that..maybe a guy would find the moves "hot"...but to me it's too much of exaggeration on the moves...I dont even understand what she is singing. i am latina, and I'm gonna deny this song/video ever happened. TOO much cheap moves and background..Shaki that was low.
Coma Caca!!
I don't have a humorous comment about that. That was just awful. Pure and simple.
Does she have a vaginal itch and unable to scratch it?
Don't get me wrong, I love Shakira. But I think she needs to get on some anti-seizure medications already.
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She can't sing, she overrated. I never got the hype from her. The blonde due is play-out.
Don't forget the Lee Press On Nails.
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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut
I miss the warbly man-voiced shakira
of the past. Now she dances in someone's lower intestines and does what Cher was doing 15 years ago. I'll have to pass...
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okay i just had the craziest mental picture of Cher being in the "Whenever, Wherever" video.
plastic surgery don't lie?
aaaoooo!
I always thought she was more sensual than trashy but she's clearly crossed that line now. The song sucks and she's practically fucking the floor.
Lame song. The body distortion was rather interesting. All she needed to end that was waking up in a 3 Wolves t-shirt.
I miss the warbly man-voiced shakira of the past. Now she dances in someone's lower intestines and does what Cher was doing 15 years ago. I'll have to pass...
She needs to stop working with hip-hop producers. Step one.
She needs to never EVER wear her hair like she does at the end of the video ever again. Step two.
She needs to bring back the "Oops, I just walked into an oil spill and now am dancing very seductively" thing from the Hips Don't Lie video. Step three.
Alternative Step Zero: fire everyone, start over.
what in telemundo hell was that?
I want to see Ricky Martin's babies. Tired of the babies that we see every day.
Usually you can tell when a video has an army of gays behind the scene. This video didn't have one. Looks like something Spencer would have directed for Heidi.
OK, bitch looks hot, but the song is bunk. Pass.
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Ooooooooooooo, uh, her coochie keeps calling to me in that video.
I need to ask the operator to block her number.
This vid would've been so much better if it starred Debbie Rowe in her favourite t-shirt.
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Can we stop with the electro voice now? Please?
It got a little better when I hit "mute".
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Turrets never looked so good!
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What the hell happened to Shakira?! She looks like a broke ass Kyle Minouge wanna be! What's with the wolf howl?? Who told her that was a good idea?
OMG...I don't even know what else to say!
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Yikes...that was horrific, what happened to Shakira?
What is with this asshole?
NO no non no no nono no no no. Wrong. Not good. A mix between Beyawnce and wrong career move.
oh no to first, just couldnt see the other comments, i feel silly now :(
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Holy shit am i first?!
Any way, she looks hot, but some of those moves especially towards the end are a bit WTF. That wierd "i can sort of dislocate my shoulders and twist my hands" thing is not so hot. To me any way. The whole I can do the splits and devise new and awsome ways to spread my legs thing is always a winner though.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
the "aaaooo" wolf howl she does. my God, Shaki, I've lost so much respect for you. It don't make sense, honey.
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Yes IG, a yodeling goat. Plus she's real flexible and stuffs.
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Ok, she has a sick body, but the dancing looks like a grand mal seizure. Wtf?
I love her belly-dancing moves usually but some of those moves are so exaggerated that it looks weird. But she's gorgeous, all the same, IMO.
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Selling ass and flexibility is for the PCD, Shakira is actually talented