That's A Good One
Porn star and future politician (the two go puss-in-hand) Stormy Daniels was put in handcuffs over the weekend (TWIST COMING) and it wasn't so that a sessy fake police officer could beat her 'gina lips with his mighty skin baton. No, bitch was really arrested after she allegedly beat her husband Michael in the head a few times in their home in Tampa, FL.
Michael told the po po that Stormy Chris Brown-ed him, because she didn't like the way he did the laundry. Okay, hold the Downy softener ball, because I bet Michael accidentally left a red thong in the washer when he put the whites in. ILLEGAL! Some bitches will cut, stomp, slap, kill and set fire to any ho who turns their whites pink. Turn a white pink and get slapped. I think that was rule #12 in my abuelita's Book of Life.
After Stormy was arrested, she admitted that she broke some candles and threw a potted plant in the sink, but didn't mean to hit her husband in the head. Stormy's defense was that she was just trying to get her keys which he was hanging over his head and she accidentally fisted him in the face. HAHAHAHA! This bitch! Although, 9 out of 10 scientists will tell you that the best way to get something from someone is to punch them in the mug. I'm surprised Stormy didn't use the "HE RAN INTO MY FIST" excuse (aka The Tommy Girl's favorite cover story).
Stormy was later released on $1,000 bail.
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The report says she attacked him because his FATHER did the laundry the wrong way. Also something about an unpaid bill. Do your own damn laundry and pay the bills yourself if you want things done a certain way.
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Stormy Daniels look so different without all of that makeup.
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
Angie? Is that you?
btw, Submitted by Solaera on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:47am.
Damn. She has some broad-ass shoulders.
Hey, hey, don't hate on broad shouldered-ladies. Some of us are swimmers. Some of us think it makes our waists look smaller. Some of us use that to justify the fact that we look like linebackers from the waist up.
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She should just be happy he actually does laundry. I can imagine what she does wen he cooks meals.
Didn't this woman win a porn award for best newcomer a few years ago. I thought she beat out (no pun intended) Jenna Haze???
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Submitted by Solaera on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:47am.
Damn. She has some broad-ass shoulders
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They have to be to support those gigantic tits.
I stayed in my first marriage longer than I should have because the ex loved to do the laundry.
True story.
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Charles Manson
Damn. She has some broad-ass shoulders.
Ha! This girl was in the 'Pornuocopia' series that HBO did a few years ago!
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This is gonna sound so wrong, but, for some reason, I have a prob when a man reports to the police when a woman assaults him. Sorry, but unless a bitch is literally trying to cut your balls off, man the fuck up and deal with it.
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*looks around*
I swear, I may live in the Tampa Bay Area but I don't associate with these fucktardians. I'm fucking embarrassed to be from this shithole.
Is she 30? Because she looks 40. She is kind of attractive in an evil cold bitch kind of way.
You hold my keys from me you will get it. Does mess with a drunk bitch.
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I read the story yesterday. Wonder why he was hanging out at home doing laundry? Does he have a job? Stormy looks built, by the way. These two need to split up. They're not promoting peace and love, are they? Porn is a nasty business.
Nice "Wicked Queen from Snow White" eyebrows.
if you do the keys over the head taunt on me you gonna get a chair in yr head too
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Tee-hee at the tag "Your Vagina is Large." I'll bet.
Here's Stormy when she's not punching someone in the face:
http://layoder.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stormy_daniels_2007.jpg
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at least she didn't rip his shirt
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
She's pretty (in terms of face) for a porn star.
I'll cut a bitch for putting red stuff with my whites.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
At least she's already dressed for prison!
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he should learn to swim behind her back.
what was that movie? sleeping with the enemey.
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Fucka doodle-do.
What's up with Florida?
Fort Myers City Council fired the town manager because his wife is a porn star.
Now get this, their last name is Janke (pronounced yankee). *giggles*
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/07/29/national/a09...
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Hey, a girl is tired and grumpy when she gets home after fucking for cash all day.
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Dude is lucky he didn't fold the laundry incorrectly - I sent my partner to Emergency for that shit.
Nice to see that porn people have the same day to day laundry issues that we do and that it's not all glam.
She kind of looks like Joanie from one of the seasons of Top Model
Um, that laundry shit is the most bullshit story I've ever heard. Her nostrils are as red as Blohan's crotch.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:50am.
Hahaha exactly! "Michael, why aren't the pork and beans cans lined up and labels facing forward?" *slap*
Bitch is built like a truck driver. She could beat the crap out of any guy, and as it turns out, she does!
Well her name fits her.
Sounds like someone has daddy issues.
Sleeping With the Enemy in reverse! I like it.
Crooked Hand Towels is nothing compared to not doing the laundry correct. Please don't tell me that he washed the warm/gentle cyle items in the cold/permanent press cycle.
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Gosh, she's only 30!!!
She looks like a "zero-tolerance" kind of woman.
In Stormy's defense, she has appropriate eyebrows for a mug shot. Nice curve, width, and they match her hair color, approximately. Except for that black strand; did Maru climb up in there?
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Once, my hairstyle was ruined by a peroxide blonde stylist who had black strands.
I will never trust anyone with that same hair again...
Stormy (daughter of Windy and Breezy) looks like a dude, so I wouldn't be surprised if the roids and all her testosterone made her punch the hubby...