Hot Slut Of The Day!

DoggieLoverDoll - The Brazilian company who came up with this is calling it the "world's first sex doll." It's just like a real doll for doggy friends. The DoggieLoverDoll comes in three sizes and even has a plastic pussay with an easy to clean reservoir. Okay, I'm best homegirls with my dog and everything, but I draw the fucking line at cleaning his jizz from a plastic tub. Isn't it enough that I have to pick up his caca nuggets off the sidewalk in public? Besides, my dog already has a longterm lover, so I doubt he would cheat on her ass. She's a white stuffed animal we called "Fluffy Snowflake," because she was such an innocent virgin before she met my slut dog. My dog turned her out, but fell in love in the process. He would never leave her. Although, I'm sure a bright red plastic dog vag is tempting..... If you want a huge canine slutty fuck toy sitting in your living room, click here to order!

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by areyouok715 on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:19pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and

more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will

the world be??

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:41pm.

"Giving the Dog a Bone," by AC/DC will be played in the background during the upcoming infomercials.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:59pm.

I'll wait for the movie.

Rex and the Real Bitch

Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:34pm.

Sick motherfucker with nothing else to do.

Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:29pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:11am.
"I shall call you Sienna, and you shall be
my squishy."

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Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:35pm.

Eh, my Boston had a stuffed monkey that he loved on. It finally "disappeared". Now he humps one of my cats. And my female boston/chi humps him. Lovely. And I'm so jaded now... the most shocking thing to me about the whole repeat offender horse fucker was that it wasn't a white guy.

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Submitted by soul on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:03am.

they could have painted a smile on her.or a pretty pink bow.;>
"that? oh that's my dogs slut, Mona" :D

Submitted by justjane on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:57am.

Sexy Bitch!

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:26am.

ohh...do I have some animal humping stories for you MK! btw, that was so funny...I swear I almost fell out of my chair laughing, you have a way with type written words...I swear "Fluffy Snowflake" adorable..well, I have a Rooster (don't ask) named Red...and before I got him his chicken lover Lucy (who has no feathers left on her butt now, due to Red's lovemaking ways), I would bring a styrofoam box home (from a co-worker filled with veggies) to feed my ducks (don't ask again!)...after I would throw the veggies out for the ducks, one day I left the styrofoam box out (instead of throwing it in the garbage), I walked be the kitchen and I saw Red furiously humping that styrofoam box (this was prior to ne getting him Lucy)...it became a tradition and everyday he would wait patiently while I poured out the veggies, and then jump on that box and hump the daylights out of it...we started calling the box his girlfriend...now that he has a live chicken, he ignores all styrofoam boxes....and don't even get me started on my bunny Buster, and how he would furiously hump my leg every morning while I would be getting ready for work...I just held my leg out (with clothes on me!), and he would furiously hump my leg..shortly thereafter he tried to do it with my husband, and my hubby said THATS IT!! and we got him his girlfriend BAbs...who bequethed 13 bunnies...I have more stories but those are the funniest humping stories..animals are too damn much!!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:11am.

"I shall call you Sienna, and you shall be
my squishy."

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:02am.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:34am.

The parrot is now dead. I do not know if it is fuck related.

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I so want MY death certificate to indicate my demise was "fuck related."

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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Submitted by yucko on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:00am.

"Okay, I'm best homegirls with my dog and everything, but I draw the fucking line at cleaning his jizz from a plastic tub."

Oh, that is so disgusting. There is no way I would ever do that for my pet dog (even if she were a he). This is why I do not want a male animal that might be humping my leg all the time. Gross.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:38am.

Submitted by SavageLettuce on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:34am.
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Funny articles, SavageLettuce--- kadoose!

Submitted by SavageLettuce on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:34am.

SHENANIGANS! I wrote an article about the HotDoll a few years ago so this isn't the first doggie sex doll!

http://www.broowaha.com/article.php?id=1320
http://gizmodo.com/253334/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs

Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:24am.

Good idea. It will keep your dog off of your guest's legs!

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:21am.

I was the proud owner of a Chihuahua/maltese. Lolly (dog)was a female, she would hump my daughter's carebears...it would freak my kid out! LMAO! I would try to discourage the activity 'cause it was my daughter's toys, ya know? But, I gave up and put Lolly in the wash room with the damn bears and let her have a freakin' orgy. I just waited 'til she was "done" and washed the stupid bears.

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Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:54am.

Luckily my boys aren't humpers, but there is no way in hell I'd keep a Labrador-size sex doll in my house. They can get their jollies some other way.

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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:52am.

I've been training for my upcoming Peace Corps stint in rural Indonesia by reading MK's posts while I eat breakfast.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:49am.

Paris will never get a date again.

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Submitted by jantlort on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:48am.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ===SugarDaddy Chat C o m======

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:47am.

There is no way I'd buy my dog a slutty plastic dog. She'll just have to continue slutting it up with the fire hydrant and the neighbor dog.

Submitted by 2seahorses on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:43am.

Since Crocs are losing, they had to find something to do with the extra plastic stuff. Just had to change the mold in the Creepy Crawlers thingmaker.

Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:43am.

I wonder if the guy dogs get stuck and turn around. Those who know about or have seen dogs mating will know what I mean. Male dogs, more often than not, actually get stuck inside and end up turning around and being butt to butt with their bitches.

My sister bred her sheltie once and what a friggin commotion that was. She wasn't putting up with any of that stuck inside business. Once he came, she wanted out of there. She went running with him still stuck inside and she was dragging that poor guy around by his swollen penis. I guess being dragged on the ground by some bitch is enough to make any guys erection go down. Eventually, they became unstuck and, within 20 minutes, they were back at it again, with the dragging and all.

It was successful though, she had the most gorgeous puppies.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:34am.

TRUE STORY... My ex had a parrot and one day we were eating subs and he threw the wrapper in the bin, but missed and it landed on the parrot cage.
The parrot got out and begun humping the wrapper!

Well, as an experiment (I am a scientest after all!!) I got a plastic bird that had feathers glued on it. The parrot looked at it...plucked out he eyes and began humping the plastic bird. We had to change the plastic bird from time to time, cos in a fit of passion the parrot plucked the plastic birds feathers.
...side note I did make a little hole for the parrot to insert his parrot whang...can't say if the parrot ever filled the plastic bird.

The parrot is now dead. I do not know if it is fuck related.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:26am.

I wonder when the first human beastiality lover orders that thing in all three sizes and performs simultaneous plastic doggie humping. Errghh...

Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:13am.

What kind of person thinks of these thiings.

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:04am.

Glad to know MK reads his email; I sent this to him a few days ago and was wondering if he's actually post it...

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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:02am.

This would make an excellent conversation piece in anyone's living room...NOT!
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:57am.

What a cowinkydink! It is Paul Anka's birthday and Puppy Love is Hot Slut.

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:55am.

I once had a pet rabbit who had a long-term relationship with my pink bathrobe. When I would wear the robe and hold the rabbit against me, he'd start humping that thing like there was no tomorrow.

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Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:53am.

If that thing is made of foam rubber, before the dog ever figures out what the hole in the backside is for, it will have already chewed the legs off and dragged bits all over the house. Dogs are assholes like that.