Jude Law Is Going To Be A Father Again!
Jude Law's spokeswhore tells EW that he's going to be a papa je'e for the fourth time, but they wouldn't give up identity of the mother! ESCANDALO! SANTO DIOS! (insert your favorite Spanish soap opera saying here) This is what Jude's rep said:
“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”
Robert Downey Jr. needs to break out his Sherlock Holmes outfit (sans blouse) and bring out the magnifying glass, because we need to know who the mother is! I'm not going to ask Maury to step in, because finding out the true identity of a baby's mother is not his beat!
After a super quick search, I've narrowed it down to 4 possibilities: Cameron Diaz (HA), KFed, this crazy bitch, and the pap he allegedly hit in the head (domestic drama). I didn't include Sienna Miller in this, because that ho is not going to let some baby friend get in the way of her slutting it up. Bitch is smarter than that!
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isellswings, i totally agree with you. i meant rachel mcadams sister after reading the BG comments, not sienna millers....sigh....wasn't paying attention before i posted. sorry about that.
Submitted by gucci on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:40pm.
shit jude is barely 30 and has four kids damn what a manwhore! i just hope he's taking care of them though. if not, he can give one or two of them to me! lololololol
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Wait, he's 30??!! Like in dog years? Man he's beat. Either that, or he's 30 the way Catherine Zeta Jones is 35.
Another pic of Kayleen McAdams http://www.flare.com/fashion/article.jsp?content=20080501_095920_10004
What a fucking Loser, Jude is...complete leaking douche.
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c'est la vie >_<
Another kid to ignore. Wonderful.
It does truly amaze me how few people use condoms while engaging in casual sex. For the most part they do suck big time, but think of the alternatives! Especially these promiscuous celebs. As much as I would want to do some of them, it would be a mega no go without a condom.
In the words "La comay" SUPER EXCLUSIVO!
That picture is perfect for the caption. LMAO
Jude Law should have known better and done the snip snip if he was going to shag bitches left and right. Not even the snip snip works on dudes. Look at Kevin Costner. That asshole impregnanted some lady and vilified her YET he had a baby with his new wife and it was on the cover of people.
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Cha-ching, another lovely lady to hit the celeb-lottery!
I would want him to father my child! climb aboard!
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gross poor kid is going to inherit his male pattern baldness
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Laurel on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:13pm.
Italics are almost as annoying as Jude Law.
Who knew?
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The girl that's knocked up is almost as retarded as you.
Who knew?
Someone asked if his hotness went down the drain with his hair. I say yes!
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
why dont they use condoms FCS i dont get it its not just about HIV there are so many other scary STDs
Woa i would not touch that guy without a fumigation
http://blindgossip.com/index.php/2009/07/27/dont-let-this-actor-near-you...
CDAN - This B+/A- movie actor had a great relationship with his C list movie actress co-star on one of his recent movies. It didn’t lead to anything romantic for them, but the actress did invite her sister to the set. Well one thing led to the other and the next thing you know the sister of the C list actress was pregnant. When our actor found out, he dumped the sister and is saying the child isn’t his. It made for a VERY tense time between the actress and the actor on their recent promotional tour.
so Jude Law and Kaylee McAdams seems like the answer
Usually, the unknown parent is the father, not the mother LOL
Oh, and didn't he put a rubber on it? Errghhh...
We want to carry Jude's next baby!!!!!
What a dirty dog, fucking around without a condom on!.
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Blech! What happened to his hot? Did it go down the drain with his hair?
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Bring on the new nanny. I just love celebs!
Submitted by Snarf on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 6:11pm.
Memo to breeders and straights. Condoms are not just for the 'mos. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Not sure the 'mos are all that conscientious about bagging it, either.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 6:15pm.
What is she, a fucking elephant? How long this bitch been pregnant? If he hit that shit last year then she should have the little bundle of joy by now, not in the fall. Somebody is a lie tellin.
Last year means 2008. He was on the set of "Sherlock Holmes" in December of 2008. The baby's mother is said to be 7 months pregnant. It's possible that it is or isn't his, the pregnancy is right on the cusp of the break up, who knows how promiscuous or not she is.
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Yeah, it would have had to be at the veeeery end of December because I'm exactly 28 weeks (on friday) pregnant and I had an ivf egg collection on the 30 January,so the dates would be cutting it mighty close if he hadnt hit that since December. I say this is a job for Maury.
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Congratulations, Sparkle! (You're not Jude's new baby mama, are you? lol)
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
The mama is Rachel McAdams' sister!!
shit jude is barely 30 and has four kids damn what a manwhore! i just hope he's taking care of them though. if not, he can give one or two of them to me! lololololol
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nobody tell him who it is, he wants to figure it our himself mama mia style.
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soooooo....jude doesn't use condoms OR the rhythm method...stupid...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 6:15pm.
What is she, a fucking elephant? How long this bitch been pregnant? If he hit that shit last year then she should have the little bundle of joy by now, not in the fall. Somebody is a lie tellin.
Last year means 2008. He was on the set of "Sherlock Holmes" in December of 2008. The baby's mother is said to be 7 months pregnant. It's possible that it is or isn't his, the pregnancy is right on the cusp of the break up, who knows how promiscuous or not she is.
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Yeah, it would have had to be at the veeeery end of December because I'm exactly 28 weeks (on friday) pregnant and I had an ivf egg collection on the 30 January,so the dates would be cutting it mighty close if he hadnt hit that since December. I say this is a job for Maury.
Italics are almost as annoying as Jude Law.
Who knew?
I was thinking the same about the blind items....Kayleen McAdams is Rachels sister and also her make-up artist.
She could have been on the set constantly and f*ck him between breaks ?
Jude is not the only actor who can't keep it in his pants....just not smart enough to use a condom or maybe it broke ?
The name will come out sooner or later, we will see who is his new baby momma is !
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I really don't think it is Kayleen McAdams. Kayleen has been dating Zack Shields for the last few years. Zack is Ryan Goslings bandmate in Dead Man's Bones.
Hahaha. When Ripley came out (god, that must have been ten years ago), I would have jumped his bones in a heartbeat. And now look at him. Time makes fools of us all, I guess. Some more than others.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
He's got the tiniest little willy in the history of motion pictures.
Clitor is the scientific term.
But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?
Got damn number 4? shit this man can't keep it in his pants can he?
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wouldn't you much rather swallow? i'm just saying...
wren and cuchini: seriously...
Ahaha I came to ask if this was related to the blind item, you hoars beat me to it.
But please don't point to Blind Gossip for it - they are the biggest clowns on the internet. The blind item came from CDAN originally - give him credit.
Anyway, the blind for anyone that didn't see:
This B+/A- movie actor had a great relationship with his C list movie actress co-star on one of his recent movies. It didn’t lead to anything romantic for them, but the actress did invite her sister to the set. Well one thing led to the other and the next thing you know the sister of the C list actress was pregnant. When our actor found out, he dumped the sister and is saying the child isn’t his. It made for a VERY tense time between the actress and the actor on their recent promotional tour.
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how kamikaze do you have to be to fuck with jude law with no condom? that dick has been inside every possible place
Yeah, if you're gonna fuck indiscriminately, you need to get the snip. Add me to the list that wouldn't go near him.
"individual concerned" WHAT?
Condoms and spermicidal jelly. WHY NOT?
I don't understand bareback. I just don't.
AIDS is alive and thriving not to mention lesser degree STDs.
This guy needs a snippity-snip and women with their wits about them.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 6:15pm.
What is she, a fucking elephant? How long this bitch been pregnant? If he hit that shit last year then she should have the little bundle of joy by now, not in the fall. Somebody is a lie tellin.
Last year means 2008. He was on the set of "Sherlock Holmes" in December of 2008. The baby's mother is said to be 7 months pregnant. It's possible that it is or isn't his, the pregnancy is right on the cusp of the break up, who knows how promiscuous or not she is. If it is the blind item, here's the movie's cast on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/
Rachel McAdams is listed, it could be her sister as many of you have mentioned. Rachel is C list according to bind items, eh? There's also another female actress in the movie, "Kelly Reilly".
Poor guy!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:22pm.
That statement from the rep is so romantic! Ahhahaha. I wonder if Jude at least sent her congratulatory flowers or a nice card along with the restraining order. This guy is such a dumbass when it comes to women.
Wait, why would the father ever send congratulatory flowers to the mother? That makes no sense to me.
Why can't Jude fill me up with his sperm? *sigh*
Ugh, what a man whore!
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This reminds me of the scene in The Talented Mr. Ripley where Damon clocks him on the head with an oar. That needs to happen RT. WTF is this guy thinking? He seems to have no regard for his kids (i.e. boinking the nanny in front of them).
Didn't one of his and Sadie's kids ingest some pills at a party as well?
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Take it back take it back~ Kayleen McAdams, (Rachel's sis) for the winnnnnnnn!
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It's totally K-Fed. He's at least 6 months along.
What is she, a fucking elephant? How long this bitch been pregnant? If he hit that shit last year then she should have the little bundle of joy by now, not in the fall. Somebody is a lie tellin.