Hot Slut Of The Week: Maru
Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Birth Name: Maru with a Japanese last name
Original Date of HS of the Day: July 26, 2009
Claim to Fame: Maru became a viral superstar sensation for starring in YouTube videos of him jumping out of boxes and getting stuck in things. Pussy is more talented than 95% of the whores in Hollywood. I bet Heidi Montag can't even open a box on her own, let alone jump in and out of one. That wasn't meant to sound nastay.
Where is he now? This is his website and it almost documents his every move. So you can really know where he is every second.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy, but I can't get enough of Maru. I think it's time to clone him. Below is a video featuring my reasons for making that statement:
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I just watched over 8 minutes of cat video. God I have to get a life.
I don't want to sound selfish but I think Maru is too good for even dlisted (the best social commentary site IMO). Maru is no slut...well maybe he's a box slut.
he such a clown and sooo cute. i love the scene where he tries to get into the bin and than he looks into the camera with that ugh they got me face
OH SHIT! I was just on his website (again) and he's having a book come out!!!
Title: ”I'm Maru”
On-sale date (pending): September 2, 2009
Price: \1,680 including tax.
This is the first official photo collection & DVD (including never-before-seen footage) of Maru.
Publisher: TOKIMEKI Publishing
Distributor : Kadokawa Group Puglishing
ISBN978-4-04-895128-9
TBA for overseas sales.
Thanks!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Maru for president!! He's a multitasker, did you notice he shot into not one but two boxes at a time somewhere in the video?
maru is the hottest slut i want to know...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Don't hate me but I'm catnapping Maru... I'm obsessed!!!!!
Even people who hate cats have to love Maru. He is so adorable. I love him sliding in the box with those back legs splayed out. I would pay big bucks for a cat like Maru. He even looks a little Japanese doesn't he?
Maru is an adorable kitty. They must film him for hours and hours to get the good footage. I just love how his slides into the boxes and sticks his feet out straight. He's a doll for sure!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
I LOVE MARUUUUUUU!
AWWWWWWWWWWW I love Maru! I just want to steal all those fluffy tummies away from him and snuggle him for hours. He's SOOOO lovable!!! <3
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Maru represents the best of what the Internet can be!
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Birth Name: Maru with a Japanese last name
I bet his last name in Konichiwa!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
This cat gives me the strength to carry on...I love him!
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Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
http://chasingsatanaway.net
Yay Michael K! I freakin' love Maru! He's so cute, harmless, and entertaining! Thanks for making him HS of the week!
KAWAII.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
The slightly awkwardly-translated Japanese to English makes Maru's site even more adorable and funny.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Maru for President! He's my hero **gush**
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I seriously love this cat. I'm curious about the owner.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
my cat loves running water and waching the toliet flush. She loves that lazor pen thing as well.
MY Cat does not do that kind of cool stuff
In my next life, I want to be reincarnated as Maru. He's got a pretty sweet life.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:32pm.
...He is like a kitty cat version of Dom Deluise.
That made me giggle. He really is, and I had never realized until now. Long live Maru! HSOTY!!
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
he is really awesome!!! TEAM MARU!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I think Maru should be Hot Slut of the year!
Maru is king, this cat is truly awesome...i love the box diving and then the frog leg trick...MARU, MARU, MARU....give me a M, give me an A, give me an R, give me a U, it's MARU, MARU, MARU FTW!!
Aww, hissums PRECIOUS! That cat has personality.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
Maru makes me happy when I'm having a shitty day :)
What is it with Japanese cats?
Daring Maru (was supposed to be "darling", but typo stays)
Tama the stationmaster cat
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=4389
Memebon, the cutest (former) kitten in the world
http://www.memebon.jp/
Teh awesomeness that is Yukke
http://www.youtube.com/user/brunello1997
There was a certain irony to the fact he was trying to get his fat tum into a box marked "diet".
Everyone should have a cat like Maru, no one would be stressed.
Next Hot Slut of The Year!!!! Can't wait!
And I bet he can handle the fame with grace, just like Harvey did!!!
stains is a one trick pony.
stains has no chance against maru
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The McCanns Did It
Maru is too good to be Hot Slut. He is the cutest floofy little tubster.
omg, i just thought, maru is going to be hot slut of the OOs, and i see i am not the only one thinking it!
maru maru!
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The McCanns Did It
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I say Maru for HS of the Decade!!!!
This cat is awesome!
Love Maru! Wish our own cat was that active :P
I totally checked out the website.
That is one awesome kitteh.
Aw he's adorable. And you're right. He is more talented than half of Hollywood. Much better looking than most of them too.
japanese engrish AND a cat all in one.
hello kitty better watch out.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
his website captions are written in Engrish!!!
Maru is the BEST...almost as good as Stains. Anyway, I think the best part about Maru is his obsession with boxes (I love how he dives into them willy-nilly!). He is a fatass but that makes him all the lovable!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I loved watching that pussy sliding deep into several boxes...so funny!
"Fuck me running..."
How sweet & funny & loveable, plus he has loads of character...He is like a kitty cat version of Dom Deluise.
Maru is the best!!!
Maru for Hot Slut Of The Year!
I agree, MK is becming a closet Cat Lady!
(It's okay MK, there are worse things...)
This pussy is so adorable; his website rocks.
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
Awwww.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I was wishing that video would never end :(