Afternoon Crumbs

Rhianna's breasts look like 2 perfect balls of soft bread...seriously this is an amazing boob sighting.

I heart Dlisted.
~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

Submitted by hellkitten on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:21pm.
Ceiling Eyes because it always looks like she's looking up at the ceiling.

Does anyone know what kind of sunglasses Rihanna is wearing???

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hellkitten, they are by designer Lanvin Paris. You can get them at shopbop.com

Anyway, that has got to be the dumbest article I have every read on celebitchy. Bar is far prettier than horseface Gisele. All the people in the industry do is jump from one bed to the next. How can they not date each other exes? Please. I don't know what the hell is on Riri's tits but she is so pretty. And, she has nice skin. Lucky bitch.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

Jade Goody hasn't been in the grave 6 months and her piece of shit husband is running after new panties. damn. hope he catches something

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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"

Carwash 1976

Blood oranges are the bomb, but if you pay $16 for a four-pack of soda you should be institutionalized.

I'm tired of RiRi and her starfish nipples.

Re: Bale. I couldn't starve myself for any amount under 25 million, after taxes. I'm hungry like that.

Never cared for Gis or Tom: I'm proud of Moynihan's composure even if she's a bitch.

Jessica Simpson? *sigh* whatevs.

I'm tellin you people, Christian isn't that emaciated! It's movie magic!! What don't you fucking understand?!!?

*adjusts foil hat*

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I'm an ice sculptor - last night i made a cube.

Gis Bundchen is the new Tom Brady. Bitch looks like his twin brother.

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Jezus Chrubust @ Christian Bale! What in the holy fucking hell?! He is most definetly not taking care of the sexy!

That being said, he still looks 100x better than pudgy Marilyn Manson. The only thing a journalist would need to do to escape his evil clutches is walk up to him, call him a coke-head tool, bitch-slap him, then run away screaming "RUN FAT BOY RUN!!!" Manson would be out of breath before he even made it half a block. And he would have a nice bloody lip to show for it.

They're small, but very proud. It works perfectly for her.

Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:50pm.

You and your corgi look lovely, Disraeli_Ears. Glad to hear she's also a very sweet dog, 'cause it just comfirms the belief that I must have one as well. The day I can move and have dogs, a garden and other great things which come with a home, cannot come fast enough.

Oh and I did not know Moore said that. Makes me love her even more!

January whatever should just STFU about this stuff. While we're at it, let's have Keira Knightly admit to her ed.

I would love Keira, except for she has this horrible flaw of denying her eating habits are dangerous.
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Aww, thanks! In about 3 minutes, I am leaving to go home to her! :) Corgis are great - the worst problem, though, is the shedding. If you get one, you need to have a powerful vacuum! And I'm with ya on the whole "want a house" thing...luckily, my apartment complex has a little dog park for playtime.

And yes it was Julianne Moore who said that - she is so awesome in general. All the others who lie about eating are just contributing to the general body unease suffered by most women. :(

You and your corgi look lovely, Disraeli_Ears. Glad to hear she's also a very sweet dog, 'cause it just comfirms the belief that I must have one as well. The day I can move and have dogs, a garden and other great things which come with a home, cannot come fast enough.

Oh and I did not know Moore said that. Makes me love her even more!

January whatever should just STFU about this stuff. While we're at it, let's have Keira Knightly admit to her ed.

I would love Keira, except for she has this horrible flaw of denying her eating habits are dangerous.
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Chungking - Let The Love In

Master Blaster those of us who were not brave enough to ask appreciate your bravery.

I always thought it was something sexual ha!! I never read the "hills" posts so I thought I missed some sex tape thing or something

Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:32pm.

Disraeli_Ears, is that you and your corgi in that photo? Oh my, cuteness alert! :D

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Yep, that's me and my little cutie-pie! Thanks for the compliment. And she is just as sweet as she looks - the sweetest dog I have ever owned.

On topic, I do get sick of all these actresses saying that they eat "so much" - and they don't work out - ever. I remember reading an article where some actress - Julianne Moore, maybe? - said honestly that most actresses are hungry all the time.

@Master B, well pardon me! ceiling eyes lol

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BWAAHAHHAHAHA you poor impostor.
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Excuse me, my dear, but I am a genuine poseur. Thank you very much.

And thanks to the DListers who helped me help myself.

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Disraeli_Ears, is that you and your corgi in that photo? Oh my, cuteness alert! :D

And yeah, a lot is totally subjective. Especially when it comes to food. Some stuff looks like a lot in volume, but has very low caloric value; while other stuff looks like so little, but OMFG it has a ton of calories in each bite, heh...

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I can picture Goselin walking up to the paps with his pocket knife saying "I'm going to fuck you up dude". Please Jon, go back to NY, fuck your ugly 22 yr old douche and count your fucking blessings that you are still picking up a pay check. Within a year it will all disappear and you will just be another bitter dude trying to get laid in a dive bar every Friday night while getting fucked by his ex wife for 75% of everything he has and will have until those kids are 18. Right about then you will wonder why you didn't get a better fucking attorney as you drinking your half rack of Bud Lite on the stoop of your brownstone!

Master Blaster, Ceiling Eyes always reminds me of a Kewpie doll. Only with bigger, more fake bewbs. :)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-IPfKcjbBK4/SI-YozXyxpI/AAAAAAAAAXk/YjXxjvCxa7...

say what you will about January Jones, i adore her and that Hendrix chick.

Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 2:36pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 2:28pm.

January Jones sounds like a Bond Girl
name. She looks like one, too.

But goddamn, I am sick of every actress in Hollywood claiming they eat. Come on. I know naturally skinny people who can eat whatever they want. But not THAT many.
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I know what you mean. It's really uncommon to find people with a massive metabolism that can blow through several thousand calories everyday without any help.

I eat a lot, but I have to do about 4hrs of cardio every day to not balloon overnight, that's the truth.

I suspect a lot of these ladies, who claim they eat whatever they want, also exercise quite a bit, but are omitting that tiny little detail.
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I totally agree. Plus there's the fact that "a lot of food" is subjective. I know somebody who eats half a hamburger and says, "Oh my goodness, I am SUCH a pig!"

Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:19pm.
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HAHA! Okay. If you look at a picture of Ceiling Eyes, you will notice that she almost never looks directly at the camera. It's as if her eyes are permanently affixed upwards, like one of those old-school dolls with the eyes that would roll into the back of the head.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:19pm.
BWAAHAHHAHAHA you poor impostor.

Ceiling Eyes because it always looks like she's looking up at the ceiling.

Does anyone know what kind of sunglasses Rihanna is wearing???

ROTFLMAO @ blaster.

Ok, her eyes are weird. It's like she's always looking up. Like, there's too much white space at the bottom of her eyeballs.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I have a confession to make.

I have been living a lie.

Although I laugh and point my finger along with the rest of you, I have no fucking clue what 'Ceiling Eyes' means. I've pretended all this time because I wanted to hang out with the cool kids and talk shit about the cheerleader uber-dorks. But I just can't do it anymore. So, I am taking the first step to resolving my problem by admitting that I have one. Please help me! I don't want to die a loser like Lindsay Lohan or people who buy fake True Blood.

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January Jones can kiss my ample Italian ass.

I pity the dork why buys Crush with red food coloring for sixteen bucks.

Oh, great! Give those stupid tools who live in fantasy land where they are true vampires one more weapon to feel like they are true vampires while drinking a beverage made of water, sugar and red# 45 called True Blood. Pfft!.

I wonder how long will Christian Bale live with his "method acting". My bet is maybe 45 or 50. You can't push your body through such craptastic changes without doing damage in the process. Who would have known that kid from Empire of the Sun would turn out to be such a tool.

I'm sure those journalists and bloggers who dared diss Miss Marilyn Manson are going to be so scared of a fat 40 year-old man with maturity issues. Suuure. And I bet his fans are those tools who will most likely buy boxes and boxes of that True Blood shit. I'm so scared, hold me mommy.

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Katie Price and Jade Goody's ex! Harvey does not approve?? Considering the gene pool mixture involved there any offspring would make Harvey look like an Einstein. He should wholeheartedly approve!

she's really trying too hard, it's laughable.

I knew it! Alien Princess RiRi's nipple is sparkly and shaped like a star -

Big Deal. So is mine. It can be embarrassing at the pool. Especially if the sun hits just right and the light reflects and shines in the lifeguard's eye.

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If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 2:28pm.

January Jones sounds like a Bond Girl name. She looks like one, too.

But goddamn, I am sick of every actress in Hollywood claiming they eat. Come on. I know naturally skinny people who can eat whatever they want. But not THAT many.
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I know what you mean. It's really uncommon to find people with a massive metabolism that can blow through several thousand calories everyday without any help.

I eat a lot, but I have to do about 4hrs of cardio every day to not balloon overnight, that's the truth.

I suspect a lot of these ladies, who claim they eat whatever they want, also exercise quite a bit, but are omitting that tiny little detail.

Would like to get a look at Rhianna's cock.

Ohhh, speaking of Cocaine.. I miss you Brian Kinney!!

...a cupcake filled with COCAINE!!!!

Preggers or not, Gisele has a man face.

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"Jack gets the keys Friday and is having a huge housewarming next day. It will be filled with glamour girls and hangers-on. He's taken all Jade's stuff as it was top of the line. He's so far had a stereo, plasma TV and a load of furniture."

Oh God, I knew this shit would do that.
Disgusting character!

January Jones sounds like a Bond Girl name. She looks like one, too.

But goddamn, I am sick of every actress in Hollywood claiming they eat. Come on. I know naturally skinny people who can eat whatever they want. But not THAT many.

Ugh I fuckin hate Celebitchy thoses assholes won't post my comments. WTF is the point of having a comment section if you're going to censor people?

I didn't think Bale could look any worse than in The Machinist.

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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!

Bale makes me insanely hard with that homeless, toothless look I tell ya wot.

STFU, Celebitchy. I don't exactly think that Bar Rafaeli cries herself to sleep at night wondering why she can't be a gangly bag of bones with a horse face and an invalid husband who's ex is way hotter.

Getting her ass dumped paid off for Jessica Simpson - Popeater
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Wow! Chestica is so much thinner in that photo. It's always like this with Jessica: she gets dumped, goes to the gym, loses weight, finds another asshole to date, then gets fat, people make fun of her, she goes through life oblivious to all that, including signs that her douchebag date might not be pleased with her weight gain, then gets dumped.

Cycle re-starts all over again.

Jessica, please stop this madness!

Oh and I love the headline beneath on that website, about yet another Jessica. Holly fuck, look at that picture and assure me she's not a man with a straight face. I dare you.
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Chungking - Let The Love In

Christian Bale just looks like he smells bad. Aspray all around!
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"That sounds like some Cirque de Toilet shit!"

Ok, the Bale must be doing drugs to emaciate himself.