The People Magazine Cover We've All Been Waiting For!

Oh yes, I will be going out to buy this issue.

i went out with the head writer of that show what an asshole... he still thinks its his best work lmao
talk about d list... he trolls facebook and friends these people who he knew when they were kids . He and Mr Belding troll chicks.. they friend drug addict models on reality shows and other broken kitties...pathetic..men in their 50's that are trailing off the fading star of saved by the bell
shameful really..
hollywood is so full of gross assholes

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Lisa got HOT.

Lark & Mark look great!

You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...

Submitted by Incognito on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 2:33am.
... Does anyone remember California Dreams? It was like an even cornier version of Saved by the Bell, but they had a band and a bootleg Peach Pit
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Yup!

You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

And I was born in 88, but I feel like I grew up watching the Cosby's, Full House, Saved by the Bell, Family Matters, Fresh Prince, etc... Thank God for re-runs

Does anyone remember California Dreams? It was like an even cornier version of Saved by the Bell, but they had a band and a bootleg Peach Pit.

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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."

~Posh-esque

20 years later and they all look exactly the same. I guess thats a good thing though.

Don't like Tiffani's new hair though and I love how Dustin isn't there.

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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."

~Posh-esque

cant stand mario lopez...never have and never will. Super douche...

Coma Caca!!

GOOD GOD! a celeb weekly that looks good and doesn't have the gosselins on the cover?! i think i just pissed myself. i love SBTB and can't wait to fork over 4 bucks for this tomorrow!!

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

The best Lifetime movie title is "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?" If my kid asked a question like that, "yes you can moron." The Lifetime movie starred Tori Spelling of course.

I graduated from high school in 1989, so "Saved by the Rejects" was a little late for me. Though I did love Elizabeth Berkley in "Showgirls." That movie is so bad it's good!

YES!!!!!!! Oh hell yes!!!!! I have been waiting for this since 1994!

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

Was on a Ft. Laud-LAX flight about 2 yrs ago & Lisa/Lark was a fellow First Class pssngr. What a piece of work!

First off, she demanded a VIP escort at the Ft. Laud arprt, had them cut her to the front of the security line & was super nasty w the agents & others in line, refused to take off her huge black sunglasses the entire time. (The fact that the TSA idiots wouldn't force her to take them off like they'd do if it was u or me really pissed me off, but whatevs.) Well, this young, black TSA agent wanted to get her back for being such a bitch. He signaled her for a further screening. (I sat there watching all this bc my travel partner was behind her & had been signaled for a further screening too but had to wait for this Lark chick to finish first.) The TSA guy has her arms out, waving his wand & says to me (real loud & sarcastically) "Yo, ain't this the girl from Saved By The Bell?" Holy shit, u could see her tense up, her face tighten & mouth stiffen but she stayed quiet. I acted like I didn't hear him. He said, "Yeah, it's you, ain't it? C'mon, don't front. U know it was u running around in them funny outfits w/ Screech." She grits her teeth & said, "No, it wasn't me." He turns to my stunned ass & says, "She's lying, ain't she?" I said, "Uhm, I don't know. If the young lady says it isn't, then it isn't." He winks at me & laughs, "Nah, she just don't wanna admit it 'cause it was stupid." He was done w her & she stormed the f*ck out of line. I wanted to die laughing!

On the flight, she was really snippy & bitch w the flight attendants. Never once took off her shades. Oh, & homegirl looked BUSTED. Super short hair, seriously overweight, muffin top over low-cut jeans & really cheap-looking clothes.

Upon arrival at LAX, you'd expect Miss Hollywood to have a driver pick her up, no? Hell no. She was next to me waiting to be picked up curbside 4 EVAH! Real pissed off too: texting feverishly, calling & yelling into the phone about how she "doesn't wait." I said to my travel partner, "Hey, we should f*ck w her & offer her a ride" but the chicken sh*t was like, "r u crazy?!"

The end :)

Why is everybody so upset that Screech is not there? Did it ever occur to anybody that maybe Dustin Diamond wants NOTHING to do with Saved By the Bell?

Don't get me wrong, I doubt the rest of the cast is crying over the fact he's not there. But Dustin always seemed to be resentful of his SBTB past.

Besides, Mark Paul Gosselar was the main attraction of that show. Not Screech. I always thought SBTB was overrated. It was a terrible show. And not even in the fun so "bad it's good" kind of way. I don't think I have seen an entire episode. I would love to see a You Can't Do That on Television or Kids Incorporated reunion.

Damn, leaving screetch out is artic cold. The other guys should have refused to do it without him but I have a feeling they were the ones that refused to do it with him... ____________________________________________
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No Screech. No Reunion.

I saw Elizabeth Berkely in Bloomingdale's one time a few years ago.
She is really tall and I'm tall myself (5'10").

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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

louis brooks> i dont have cable, but i will keep an eye out for that one.

One that is so bad it's good stars...William Shatner. I can't remember the title right now, but it's a cross between Single White Female and The Hand That Rocked the Cradle.
I mean, William Shatner, for pete's sake. lol

They have not aged so much since the show

Lark(Lisa) dated Mark(Zak) for 2 or 3 years. Can't remember. She was also engaged to Martin Lawrence at one time.

ricki lake, I just got all excited thinking you were talking about Tori Spelling being embroiled in an actual call girl escandalo.

Then I re-read your post and am highly disappointed that it wasn't. But then again, it is Tori.

Louise_Brooks - CO-ED CALL GIRL!!! That's the one where Tori becomes a hooker! Jeri Ryan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and "My husband made me go to swingers clubs with him" fame got her into it! They told Tori she wouldn't have to do anything she didn't want to do but then sent her ass back to the client after he called them up, pissed that she wouldn't fuck him after their date! He didn't pay her $500 just for her company!!! Omg, I'm a little too obsessed with these crappy-ass movies.

wasn't george clooney on that show?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Kelly's hair is so huge, and I'm glad Screech is absent. In my eyes Mario Lopez is the biggest fail there. Just because I can't stand him.

I guess we know that Michael K uses SafeSearch filtering for Google because that link brought up a lot of pictures that were probably unintentional.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 1:06pm.

You aren't the only one. It's the whole concept behind Lifetime Movie Network. Bonus points for when The Burning Bed and/or Small Sacrifices is on.

One that is actually seriously good is The Capture of the Green River Killer that stars Tom Cavenaugh (spelled wrong I am sure). That isn't a so bad it's good movie, it's genuinely good.

Submitted by louise_brooks: "It's right up there with the one where Brenda Walsh is in a band with the guy from Party of Five. She gets a stalker who goes all Single White Female on her and has a nervous breakdown on stage at the big talent show."

"Friends 'Til The End"!! Love that one. Have we discussed the one with Tori Spelling as the call girl?

And the one with Hilary Swank and Six from "Blossom" in the mean sorority where they draw circles on the fat parts of her body with Sharpies?

LifeTime Movie Network is on my "go to" list of channels while surfing.

Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 12:57pm.

OMG I love that one with Kellie Martin! I pretty much love any movie where Tori Spelling's character gets killed. There is one where Tori "accidentally" becomes a hooker that is awesome, too.

Then of course, there is the modern classic, "The Texas Cadet Murders" staring the girl from Charmed who wasn't Brenda Walsh or Samantha Mucelli.

The kids and I just made homemade slime from Elmer's Glue (39 cents at Walgreens) and borax.

That stuff totally ROCKS. They were grumpy and bored and bratty and we went into the "lab" (kitchen) and made some slime and now I have some free time to fuck around with you people!

louis_brooks> THought I was the only one. Nothing is better than a rainy Saturday afternoon w. crappy made-for-tv movies. Yessssssssssssss.
I need to check those ones out, though.

Whatever happened with Screech? So they didnt put him because he is a loser? That's rough.

all I see is just a group of really bad actors. they should have photoshop all of them from both the before and after picture. A blank cover would of been better.
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slap me silly and call me Mary...

Yessss Louise_Brooks! A couple other of my favorites are "Outcast Kellie Martin murders cheerleader Tori Spelling on her stoop with the knife she uses to cut apples as snacks because Tori won't come to the party Kellie invited her to because Kellie herself wasn't even invited and just desperately wants to be Tori's friend" and "Skeezy Toledo dude hooks up with Danica McKellar/Winnie who for some reason moves in with his parents who throw her off a cliff for insurance money." Good times.

I still watch this show every morning on TBS...amazing how AC Slater and Zach haven't aged at all...can't say the same for the girls. Why did they leave Screech out? Because he is a sleaze ball?
Did he die or something?

And what about Mr. Belding? He needs to be part of this too!

Never saw this show, but I did catch my 15 year old son googling 'dirty sanchez'. That'll learn him.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 12:08pm.

I loved the made-for-TV movie where Mark-Paul Gosselar rapes Candace "DJ Tanner" Cameron Bure while she's passed out wearing that damn pink and blue genie costume at the frat party!

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OMG How did I miss that gem??? I love those crap made-for-TV movies! DJ Tanner is in one with Kevin Arnold where he beats her up and kills her. I watch that POS every time it is on.

It's right up there with the one where Brenda Walsh is in a band with the guy from Party of Five. She gets a stalker who goes all Single White Female on her and has a nervous breakdown on stage at the big talent show.

<3 ing this! Almost wet myself!

y tu mama tambien!

So they Photoshop OUT the first face you'd look for after reading about his porn career, and the only cast member who might have a remotely interesting story to tell.

Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:45am.

OMG!!! That song is totally going to be in my head for the rest of the day!

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Tiffani's latest starring role. I LOVE this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5FqQKQOPys

And I can honestly say I've seen this show a total of two times. Never got the love.

This is clearly not the magazine cover I have been waiting for.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by ricki lake: "PS The cheesiest thing about SBTB was how every time anybody kissed, the audience always went "Wooooooo-ooooooooooooh!!!!!!" I was like, 8 and still thought that was retarded. Especially since they were the most neutered, virginal pecks ever seen onscreen.
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AH HA HA HAHA! So true. Or when a character did something immoral, the disappointed groan.

Crazy Days and Nights had a Blind Item about this not too long ago.....

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/07/blind-items-revealed_2744.html

I would think this would probably be another reason why they wouldn't want Screech involved.....aside from being a douchebag....

http://showhype.com/story/dustin_diamond_writing_saved_by_the_bell_tell_...

This crap makes me want to kill my T.V.

Screech met his girlfriend at an Arby's. How f'ing romantic. Looks like he also didn't pay his taxes.

http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/culture/gallery/2008/oct/23/television...

Boo Yah -- original shot.

Can somebody find the blind item link?

MeMo to overpaid People magazine cover photographer.
Its usually a good idea to photograph your subject looking AWAY from the sun , to avoid 'sun grin's"

ugh.. stupid... where the fuck is Screech? how can they get away with this fuckery?

this is like photoshopping out Urkel in a "family matters" reunion.

Screech was hot when he 1st left the show, as most nerdy boys do when they outgrow the nerd .

and we dont even have to go there on my feelings toward Elizabeth Berkely... worship..

Mario is looking good.. wowsa..

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

Hey People Mag flunkies, if you're going to photoshop Scat!Screech out of the picture, why won't you erase Lisa's gang signs... J/K! *hides*

So... no movie?, or one hour special? just a reunion for a gossip magazine? weak.

I know that sex video was nasty, but really...how could you leave out Screech!? That's just so petty...anywho, I'm gonna go to the supermarket and look at the article while I pretend to buy shit...then put People back when I'm done pretending to buy overpriced granola bars!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Poor Dustin Diamond, one scat video and he can't get any R-E-S-P-E-C-T from P-E-O-P-L-E. Boo Hoo!