A Day Without Megan Fox
Have the straight dudes of America turned on whore hero, philosopher and tongue aficionado Megan Fox? The NYDN says that they might have, because they have declared August 4th as "A Day Without Megan Fox." On that day, a handful of dude-focused websites (including Asylum, Double Viking and AskMen) will not post anything Megan Fox related. They say that Megan Fox mania has forced them to put her in the corner for a 24-hour time out.
The editor of AskMen said, "You can have too much of a good thing. We're joining in the media blackout and giving our readers a one-day reprieve from the woman we've been drowning in all summer."
What oh what are they going to do when the Megan Fox fuck tape hits the internet on August 4th? They will have to gnaw off each other's fingers to not write about it. Brains and nutsacks will explode. You know it's going to happen. The internet gods are a bunch of cunts!
And I don't think I can partake in this. I mean, if I don't look at a picture Megan Fox licking on an imaginary dick at least once a day, I'm afraid I won't wake up the next morning. Or I'm afraid I will wake up without a tongue.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
Most Overrated Skank in Hollywood! She's pretty, but without all that Hollywood Glamour she would be just another average looking slut. Her body is average at best, her boobs are awkward and shaped weird. Girls like her are a dime a dozen, I just don't see what's so special about this chick.
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
Everyday is "day without Megan Fox" day for me. Bitch ain't even on my radar.
Thank the Universe: she be a mangy mutt imo.
She has no dignity or sense of propriety.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:22am.
. . .forced to pound their gentials with the fury of a mixed martial artist.
LOL at that description of masturbatory desperation!!!
Otherwise ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz because MF has a boring nose job and she's only been in three movies that I know of, none of which I've seen.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
What pisses me off about her is all of the stupid stuff she says to "shock" the public. "I was in love with a stripper, I did all of these wild things, I hate men, I'm a lesbian, People think I'm this wild child."
And Blah, blah, blah. She's just like idiot Jessica Alba. Doing all of the photo shoots in bikinis with their tongues hanging out, and then cursing in interviews about how they aren't being taken seriously. Please.
She's so damn fake. When an interviewer mentioned the kid with the yellow rose, she just seemed so insincere like she was really trying to care, but failed. Go away idiot.
Guys are so dumb to fawn over her. Look at pictures of her before the surgeries and you'll see that bitch got her upper lip pulled up too much that's why she's always licking her stupid teeth. Plus she got her skin lasered cause girlfriend was sporting some major sun damage.
Stupid, teeth licking, nose pickin', fake ass bitch. They should do a Decade without Megan Fox. I saw a clip of an interview and when bitch wasn't fiddling around with the pillow in her lap, she was licking her stupid teeth and just running her stupid tongue all around her gums like a little 4 year old. Damn I want to punch her so bad.
I just dont fucking get it. The first Transformers wasnt even that good(you know the second one will be shit) and she isint even that hot, not only that but her attitude is caca. I'll just say this: Megan Fox talks so much shit she should just wear a diaper on her face then we wont have to watch her suck dingle berries out of her teeth everyday!
Estrogen a-poppin!
mharker, damn right! "It's inexplicable" is always a good way to put it.
I personally feel Megan looks very artificial. I also never though Natalie is all that, because, growing up, I had many girlfriends who looked like her, 10lbs (give it or take) heavier, but that same face, similar body.
Bale and Depp? They do not do a thing for me. I know you will all laugh at this, but I'm more attracted to Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Ewan McGregor and Cillian Murphy than I could ever be for the likes of Bale and Depp.
After much thought, I think the 24hrs without Megan thing is totally stupid, even though I do not like her. Why?
Well, it's not her fault that the media seems to like to promote one girl over another.
They breed this competition amongst hollyweird girls and make it look like one is victorious after a while of bombarding us with images and interviews of one of the other.
Do they do this with men? No. Who runs the media?
Yah, this might be a little too feminist of a point of view, or a paranoid conspiracy, but it is what it is. Men are the ones choosing to sell one girl or the other. They're just pawns in their game really.
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:45pm.
But so is any actress. Everyone has a different idea of what's attractive. When I saw Public Enemies, I found Christian Bale more attractive than Johnny Depp (particularly in the scene where he chases Pretty Boy Floyd through the orchard). I don't know why. I should have found Depp more attractive. Megan Fox and Natalie Portman are both pretty, but I'm sure there are people who think one is hotter than the other. It's inexplicable. Primal, in a way.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
I don't see what is so great about her? Just another pretty face in a sea of millions.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 12:03pm.
I don't get why everyone is hating on this chick! So she can't act its not like they are casting her in actual oscar worthy films she's in god dam transformers robots get more action than she does!
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That's the whole point. She's not an actress but she gets a lot of attention because she tries so hard to be sexy and succeeds. All I can say is, by the time she's 30, no one will care about her anymore.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
Hate to say it, but the less I see of Megan Fox, the better I feel. She's an absolute attention slut. I guess we can't blame her; she learned to be a worthless piece of garbage from attention whores like parasite, whorehan & slutney...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
How about a fucking eternity without Megan Fox? God she's annoying GO AWAAAYYYY!
I'm torn about this one.
On one hand, fuck yeah, this is a girl who could go away for a bit.
On the other hand, it's kinda unsavory that men (and I'm using this term loosely, of course!) find it necessary to have a ban day on a woman. Sure she's a very plastic woman(I might also be using the term very loosely here when applying it to Megan) but it just seems a bit too much to declare it.
Yeah, I think that's what has been bothering me about this.
If these websites decided to do this unannounced, it would be great! And then we could even see if people can miss her if she doesn't feature in the headlines of such websites too. Like a blind study kinda deal.
Now that we all know about it, it comes off as a publicity stunt, so fuck 'em.
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Chungking - Let The Love In
She looks like a cartoon character
LOVE her. Funny how people always call her boring or insult her, yet her posts always generate numerous replies on every website. If anyone should be banned from the press for a bit, it's that lame, overrated Twilight dude and St. Angie.
After reading this thread..I realize why I try to create a happy medium with my style..casual some ways, edgy, glamorous and sexy in an other..cause I always had a feeling that men like a little bit of both.
I feel that way about men in general, there is a part of them that is good, and another that is just down right vein, brutal, manipulative, and not to be trusted..that's probably why I've voluntarily made myself single.
Hey Notoriousrem_22
You forgot:
All reality show people, all Hiltons and Kardassians, Speidi!!!! and the rest of those Hills, City and whatever shows famehungry losers.
Leave Blohan and Shitney in... at least they're famous for something as well as amusingly tragic.
I hope Megan continues to work it the way she has done. Sex sells and she is selling it! If I was young and looked like her I would be doing the same shit and so would all the women here that hate on her. I can only hope that someday she will do anal porn, because I love anal porn and she would be good at it!!
"Fuck me running..."
Like she asked all these losers to cover her. They're just famewhoring, much as they're accusing her of doing.
A few years ago, US Magazine published a "No Paris" issue; it was their highest selling issue.
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I don't get why everyone is hating on this chick! So she can't act its not like they are casting her in actual oscar worthy films she's in god dam transformers robots get more action than she does! And whoever thinks she's not hot has issues my boyfriend drools over her and ill admit I get jealous lol but I get it!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
huh, I didn't even realize she was in the press that much. I only know who she is because of this site. Most people I know wouldn't recognize her by name, although I'm sure if you said "that chick from transformers" they'd have some idea of who she was.
anyway, let's face it. if there was a moratorium on all the celebrities we love to hate how the heck would we spend our workdays? working??!!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:57am.
I never understand when men say, they like natural women -without make-up and fancy clothes.
And then they slobber over something as artificial as Megan Fox and Pamela Anderson.
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CUZ MEN ARE ALL FUCKIN LIARS. I dont care if your married, single or dating the bottom line is that YOUR GETTING LIED TO. The sooner we ALL (meaning womenkind as a collective)realize this the sooner we will be set free. Don't believe anything they say, in fact whatever they say choose to believe the complete fuckin opposite. And no I have not been dumped nor am I bitter, I am just a realist, you cant trust anything that comes out of a mans mouth. I don't understand how most women do, then they try to act upset when they get played. Bitch please. Take them as seriously as they take you.
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There are these men and there are those.
I have had the luck to meet a few genuine men who did not lie. And I have met the ones you talked about.
Fact is: Men are scared of pretty women.
They adore models, but when I comes to dating a tall women, most shake their heads and feel overpowered.
It's all about bragging how they'd love to bed this and that girl and when they are about to, they (literally) pull in the tail. :)
There's a competition going on in the looks department. Most men are vain, even though they will never admit. Sure they like a pretty girl to show around, but there will always be envy.
And who the fuck would get married when they know they are not what the man wanted to settle down with to being with?!? You know your man really wants the hot chick with the dirty extras but yet you all go and get married?!? Do you all think this is going to change? Cuz it doesnt. They will just pay for play with the hot chicks they wish they were with and complain about you, your kids and how your body is shot to hell since you let yourself go. Trust me my bff is an escort aka hooker I know how all this shit plays out. You should all befriend a working girl, it will free your mind beyond comprehension.
'But lately stealing governments and disillusioned leaders so full of empty promises but rarely do they feed us.'- Jamiroquai
ping pong ball eyes
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hahahaha what a visual!
I will make a sizable financial contribution to Dlisted if we can make these next 12 months a YEAR without Megan Fox. Obviously, I likes the gossip, but MF is about as interesting as a dirt sammich.
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There's the door, spaceman.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:57am.
I never understand when men say, they like natural women -without make-up and fancy clothes.
And then they slobber over something as artificial as Megan Fox and Pamela Anderson.
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CUZ MEN ARE ALL FUCKIN LIARS. I dont care if your married, single or dating the bottom line is that YOUR GETTING LIED TO. The sooner we ALL (meaning womenkind as a collective)realize this the sooner we will be set free. Don't believe anything they say, in fact whatever they say choose to believe the complete fuckin opposite. And no I have not been dumped nor am I bitter, I am just a realist, you cant trust anything that comes out of a mans mouth. I don't understand how most women do, then they try to act upset when they get played. Bitch please. Take them as seriously as they take you.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:10am.
I think men make ping pong ball eyes when their mating instinct kicks in, but when they look for a wifey, they say they prefer 'natural' women.
Still...fake hair, nails, eye lashes and boobs attract the kind of men I'd never want around me because I would feel cheap. If this is OK with her, fine. She is too immature to understand that looks are temporary in most cases and at the end it pays to be able to offer a bit more than that, hehehe.
Lets add:
Blowhan
Shitney
The Gosslins
CaCa
Mushy
Slutty
Timberflake
and every member of every cast of the Housewives bullshit.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:57am.
I never understand when men say, they like natural women -without make-up and fancy clothes.
And then they slobber over something as artificial as Megan Fox and Pamela Anderson.
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So true!
It's like that fucking Millionaire Matchmaker show.
The guys whine to Patti Stanker about how they want a "real" down to Earth natural girlfriend.
Then they ALWAYS choose the blonde skeletons with tits who are "actresses".
Who have the personality of a styrofoam peanut.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:58am.
Mother Superior - I think I saw our avie outside my window touching himself last night! Who is that?
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Gregory Fisher in his role as 'Baldy Man'.
That's a Brit still comedy show from the 90's. Hilarious!!!
I don't have any doubts it was him in front of your window....LOL
It won't change anything.
How about a year without Lady fucking Gaga?
Or two years without Lindsay fucking Blowhan and that skulking troglodyte she can't seem to quit?
A permanent Wino vacation?
Or maybe no mas Kate and that fuckin' emo soccer mom haircut of hers?
Now THAT... would be sweet release.
...I would like to thank the Academy™.
Mother Superior - I think I saw our avie outside my window touching himself last night! Who is that?
Megan Fox's blazer is killing me.
I never understand when men say, they like natural women -without make-up and fancy clothes.
And then they slobber over something as artificial as Megan Fox and Pamela Anderson.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:35am.
No shit. I totally agree. You know she's a dead fuck.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Can we have a year without Britney or Paris?
Damn Master Blaster! Agreed on all points, but damn, you do NOT like this broad, huh?
A FUCKING MEN!
Oh, and she has small eyes.
She's got a nice figure, but she's "fake pretty". If you scrubbed her face she'd be very ordinary looking.
Okay, I really didn't know who she was. I had heard the name, but didn't know/care. So I went IMBD. I have never seen any of her movies. I do sheepishly admit to watching Hope and Faith a few times. It was mostly during the first season when she wasn't on it. I vaguely remember them recasting the blond daughter with someone else.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
I'm Back, Boss is gone for the day! yay!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:22am.
Dudes that get all hot and bothered over this chick either have not reached full adolescence or rarely get laid and are forced to pound their gentials with the fury of a mixed martial artist.
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LOL! Sounds painful. :)
Close mouth, flies get in.
M.B
Again! I rest my case.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Reports Megan Fox.
This picture is much more fun to look at if you imagine that she is trying to remove, with her tongue, a gross piece of broccoli or an even-grosser piece of dried-up Michael Bay jizz from between her two front teefs. Mwah-haha!