Do Not Ask Kid Rock If He Twitters (Ask Kid Rock If He Twitters)
Kid Rock will not be invited to Ashton Kutcher's Twitter circle jerk anytime soon, because he is completely against it. In the new issue of Rolling Stone (via Page Six) Kid Pebble (copyright: Tommy Lee) farted out, "It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er. I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."
You know what this means, if you ever run into Kid Rock, it is your duty to ask him if he Twitters. When he calls you a "mother[bleeper]er (whatever that is)," keep asking him about it. Yeah, he will eventually break a bottle of Colt 45 on your head and order his bodyguards rip out your kneecaps, but it will be worth it. While you're laid up in a hospital bed attached to a morphine drip (YAY!), he'll be marinating in a jail cell somewhere muttering to himself about "[bleeping] Twitter." Do it for mankind!
And Twitter does not appreciate Kid Rock ruining its shocking "YUP, I'M GAY" People Magazine cover. Thanks for fucking up Twitter's big surprise coming out party, Kid Rock!
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1. Why would we ask Kid Rock anything.
2. "It's gay" ...really? You need to watch THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C277qAKpUaQ
3. Is it me, or does the Eric vamp from True Blood kinda look like a bathed version of Kid Rock???
Michael K, that was funny from beginning to end. thank you.
Kid Pebble is a twit.
Also an ignorant redneck.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
I suppose I have to change my Twitter name "@GayKidRock" in light of recent developments.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
shandi: ITA. *wave*
I gotta agree with Kid on this one. Twitter is pointless.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Twitter and all that other stuff is irritating...I really don't care to stay in touch with people anyhow, am a total loner..so I gotta agree with the Kid on this one...and maybe forgive him for ripping of Sweet Home Alabama and marrying Pam...nah, those are unforgiveable...
twitter is for the illiterate. "That's gay." is one term I'm struggling to shake off my vocab.
Can we put an end to the expression: "That's gay."
I agree with the Kid on this one.
I completely agree with you, Mr. Kid Pebble. Now why don't you do the whole world a favor and take a bath? No? You'd rather be a prick and make the world smelly? Fine asshole.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
"Follow me on Twitter" some celebrity will say on their website. I'm on your damn website, idiot. If you've got something to say, do it here. I can't believe this crap has now infested cable news and anchors actually read "what is coming through on Twitter!!!". You know their ratings suck if they go there (mostly CNN).
Whoa!!! Is that true???!!! How can you find out that info? Should we be contributing to his website if he's a wanted pedophile? Shudder.
I used to communicate with him years ago (4-5) I don't really want to get into the details but anyway some shit went down, he was arrested, posted bail, and then fled the country. Why flee if you're innocent? Idk maybe he just didn't want the embarrassment of possible exposure and the stigma of even being accused (I'm sure it would hurt business)and our country has the "innocent until proven guilty" but the guy is a fucking slimeball anyway.
3 words about Twitter - WASTE OF TIME!
can't bring myself to twitter either...but kid rock is a tool...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I went to see AC/DC last night and even thought it was good...looking at the Young Brothers is like watching Gollum and his twin have a band.
I'm going to see Kid Rock tonight (it will be my 4th or 5th time). He puts on an AWESOME show, I will say that.
And Twitter is Teh Gay.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:39am.
BEST show EVA
Hubbs and I kickass at every trivia night there is, quote show regularly and still laugh when we watch it.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
"I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. "
I love it when Kid Rock does the work for us..
my sentiments exactly, loser...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Snowpiece- I know I am not literally getting reported (at least I hope not), every one keeps reporting me for me being a nice guy, I guess. I am totally okay with that.
Snowy - LOL. I grew up on boats. I have always had one kind or another. And LOVE Seinfeld. I have seasons 1-5 on disc so far. Best show ever. YOU STOPPED SHORT WITH MY WIFE!?? Frank Castanza fucking kills me. Anyhow, happy festivas!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
race: why do you think you are getting reported?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Why is everyone reporting me? Hi Reeter! : )
jack: after you left all the girl's ears (and nips) perked up at the mention of the boat, it reminded me of the epi of Seinfeld where Jerry buys his dad a Caddie and so Elaine is all over his ass when she realizes how much money he has now (it was on last night too, LOL)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Miss Priss-LOL! I totally forgot I had been on there. Yes, I am out and proud! The truth is Benton and I were lovers, but now I am with Racer X, and we are very low key and not into adventures like we once were.
No matter - I still like his music. He is a jerk, though.
*Reports Race.....um....just because*
Actually -I agree with Kid Pebble-what makes these inane celebrities think they do have anything relevant to say?
Ashton Kutcher obviously has the brain of a 5 year old and the other dickheads that spend their time posting shit are complete twats-just like him...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:22am
HAHAHA... oh, you saw that, huh? I'm ready when you are. I drank a little too much when we went out yesterday... I drink beer and the wife lays out topless - it's a win-win situation.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Hi Race!
So, I saw you on an episode of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. Apparently you're ghey???
LOL
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
"Kid Pebble" still makes me laugh. Thank you, Tommy Lee.
And I am really not into Twitter at all. It's super-fucking-lame. As many have already said, I don't care about every dumb insignificant thought every growing-in-numbers narcissist thinks everyone else wants to know. Like with facebook, I *occasionally* like to observe the stupid stuff people write, but I really don't like contributng to the narcissism and need for 'validation' that a lot of people are clearly looking for. It drives me nuts when I see people writing stupid shit like, "Person X is going to bed in thirty minutes," "Person Y just went to the tanning bed and is about to go to Macy's!" Why would anyone CARE about those things?
Reports everyone because I keep getting reported.
Snowpiece- Thank you, but that would be the first time anyone has accused me of that!
I am too lazy to Tweet, Facebook or MySpace. I BARLEY respond to emails.
Yes, Miss Priss, I am expediting the break up of Brangelina with my DLISTED voodoo.
*reports Race Bannon for having a voice of reason*
*reports snowpiece for agreeing with race*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Joe- Nothing worse than a rude pedophile!
thank you racey! you are a voice of reason on dlisted!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I bet Kid Rock likes 'em pork rinds!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 9:55am.
Whoa? Drunken Stepfather is a pedophile?
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He's also rude.
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The only way to have a friend is to be one~R.W.E.
This dumb motherfucker doesn't even work anymore; who the hell would care what he Twitters? At least he's got sense enough to know how insignificant he is.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Is that a turd in his mouth?
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Bradiful!!! You went back to the old skool look!!! YEshhhh!!! LOL
I miss the Brad. Sigh. Good to see you and Snowie!!! and everyone else of course!!!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
I don't fault anyone who likes to Facebook, Twitter, MySpace or any other thing. Just because you do those things, does not mean that you do not have a life. It means that you enjoy doing them. I mean anything that people spend time on, be it the internet, phone, video games, watching t.v, reading etc. doesn't mean you are lame and have no life, it simply means you enjoy doing those things.
Ooops, I repeated myself, but I don't care.
Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.
Thus we now have the answer as to why he hasn't had a hit since Bawitdaba.
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Moo!
Pork rinds give me heartburn! ew
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
I know, Miss P! good to see you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LMAO Jack. I am just making this shit up, first off I am a vegetarian, LOL
PS when we going out on the boat? wink wink
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
MISS PRISSSSSSS!!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Snowy - not MICROWAVED... I must try this. I love pork rinds, especially the spicy ones but never thought to microwave them. LOL - the shit you learn on dlist.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
I love a celeb that can admit that he has nothing important to say. Finally. Now if only the rest of them would figure that out....
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
LOL Jack, have you never tried them? LOL ha ha who knows what one can do with pork rinds
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I got turned off Twitter the very first day I heard about it, when Hohan and Miley were "twittin'". I don't have much to say either. I barely never type out "what's on my mind" on FB either. I leave that for special occasions, like SHIT! I won the lotto! type deal thing, but I wouldn't want everyone to know either. Friends that aren't really friends would be all over my shit and shit. LOL
Sorry, kinda rambled there. I just miss Dlisted so much! :)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson