A Couple That Dresses Alike......
Russell Brand and his lady friend trolled the streets of NYC today looking like they've just crawled out of HoHan's dirty laundry hamper. Check your pockets, Russell, and you might find a little treat for your nostrils!
At first, I was going to make some joke about how they must go shopping in the juniors department together, but these two aren't sharing clothes. Well, unless homegirl wears Russell's man leggings as a shrug and Russell wears her jeans as a loose-fitting tube dress.
And can we talk about Russell's crotch area for a quick minute? What in the elephantine mangled dick hell is going on there?! Russell, if you don't want your crotch to look like it was just ripped out of Parasite Hilton's vagina jaws of death, then immediately throw those pants into the garbage disposal.