A Couple That Dresses Alike......
Russell Brand and his lady friend trolled the streets of NYC today looking like they've just crawled out of HoHan's dirty laundry hamper. Check your pockets, Russell, and you might find a little treat for your nostrils!
At first, I was going to make some joke about how they must go shopping in the juniors department together, but these two aren't sharing clothes. Well, unless homegirl wears Russell's man leggings as a shrug and Russell wears her jeans as a loose-fitting tube dress.
And can we talk about Russell's crotch area for a quick minute? What in the elephantine mangled dick hell is going on there?! Russell, if you don't want your crotch to look like it was just ripped out of Parasite Hilton's vagina jaws of death, then immediately throw those pants into the garbage disposal.
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I wonder if she bathes, because I am pretty sure he doesn't.
On the other hand, I love seeing a celeb with a REAL woman, not a skinny bitch who is shaped like a 12 year old boy!
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
holy shit, is she a juggernaut or what!?
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i like this girl-friend of his. and i have some respect (little though it may be) now for russell that he has no problem being friends with, and being seen with a very normal looking girl, and not some bored-looking waif hollywood type.
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I say whoa bitch, that is some bootay on that thang!!!
Let me guess her day job is as a court reporter!
Well HALLELUJAH!
A woman with an average woman's figure. Girl looks GOOD and healthy. Gives my ass some hope--chubby girls need love too!
When is this "feminine men" trend (for straight men) going to end? I'm so sick of seeing these douches dressed in womanly clothes.
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There is no way he would date someone who looks like that...I think she looks okay, like a normal unproportioned pear person, but he wouldnt date her...In fact I cant think of any celeb who would besides maybe Pierce Bronson...Holding hands means nothing, I have no problem holding hands with friends. I have seen European girls walk arm in arm lots of times.
@ her lower half- she looks like that goofy black chick on Reno 911.
That said, she's probably a lot nicer and more tolerable temperament wise since she isn't hungry like the skinny ingenues he is used to dating..
When did they dirty, strung out, havent took a shower in a week cuz I have been up for 5 days on blow and meth look take over?!? I find it repulsive and the dirtiest people seem to be 'celebrities' its fuckin repulsive.
She obviously shares his lack of enthusiasm for a proper diet and exercise.
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That woman is his assistant Nicola. As far as I know, they're not dating.
I have no idea who these two are but that chick looks like she took a box of donuts and slapped them on the sides of her thighs.
Step away from the leggings, lady!
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:05pm.
The British are overrated. I was watching Chelsea Handler last night with some British duo who I had never heard of, but they "allegedly" are very funny back in Britain. Half the time I cannot understand what Russell is saying. Craig Fergusson is genuinely funny though, but he is a Scot.
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Scotland is part of Britain, so Craig is a Brit too ;)
homegirl wears Russell's man leggings as a shrug and Russell wears her jeans as a loose-fitting tube dress.
LOL
Usually older couples always wear the same clothes....in beige and pastels. The tourists always have khaki shorts and a jungle shirt on, tennis socks and sandals -men and women alike.
*shudder*
She has hips as wide as the state of Texas. They look good together. Wow.
Is it just me, or does the last thumbnail pic look like he is developing moobs (man boobs)?
I suppose you could never be too thin to get 'em.
Russell Brand is very sexy and very funny! I'd hit it without a second thought! It's really refreshing to see him with a pretty, normal looking woman, not yr average gross anorexic hollywood type(like HoHan).
The British are overrated. I was watching Chelsea Handler last night with some British duo who I had never heard of, but they "allegedly" are very funny back in Britain. Half the time I cannot understand what Russell is saying. Craig Fergusson is genuinely funny though, but he is a Scot.
i think they may just be a couple.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/russell_brand/is_this_russell_brands_la...
in the main pic they are holding hands. of course they could just be friends, but i usually don't hold hands with my guy friends.
They don't look like a couple, are we sure???
If they are though, good for them.
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GET IT BIG GURL!!! I love it... hahahaha... I swear of the men who have cheated on me I'll be damned they left me for big girls, so fuck it I bow down cuz they must be doing something or have some special axe wound powers putting my past ex's in a trance!! *giggles* she does look familiar tho..hmmmm
i think she's effin gorgeous. she doesn't look like some underfed 'model'. we now have such a skewed perspective of what is supposed to be 'normal'. she is normal.
He looks crusty. What's with the ass flap? Are his pants a hoodie?
She got some wide, child-bearing hips. And he's less funny than testicular cancer.
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
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*shakes fists in air* BRRAAANNNNNDDDDDD!!!!
I loathe him.
I can smell Russell from my computer and he stinks! Home girl has more cushion for pushin', some guys are into that!
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"Livin' la Vida Lohan"..
Say something nice....I like her sandals, his flip flops are god-awful! First thing I thought of on his lady friend was that song - I Got the Hippy-Hippy Shake!
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Are they walking on snow?
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Well, I can see who wears the camel toe in this couple.
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He is beyond foul, one can only imagine how he smells!!!
Submitted by SeH on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 8:03pm.
Is she wearing plus size SKINNY JEANS
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I thought the same thing. ick.
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oh well, can't really bitch on these two. I only bitch when and if only sluttyness is happening. and she's not grossly or heart problem heavy. not sure who she is, but if its a gf then to each it's own likes and dislikes. cant judge on that there. aslong as they are not whoring/adopting I am ok with them.
Coma Caca!!
Is she wearing plus size SKINNY JEANS?!
Sibsi,
SBC and Brand have ruined British humor IMO.
Cooper, Python, Izzard, Carr, Fry & Laurie...etc....British Comedy icons....SBC and Russ...sux.
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Submitted by WindSwept on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 7:37pm.
That is not his girlfriend. Her name is Nicola and she is his hairdresser and friend.
Russell has a hairdresser? Does he have a stylist, too?
he is so sexy.
That not his girlfriend. It looks like his stylist or his hairdresser (get them confused).
Besides she's a little too big in the hip area to date him. Doesn't he usually like stick thin glamour girls?
Limey go home!
Just kidding, I can't stand this greasy motherfucker.
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Is it just me or does Russ's trick look like Katie Holmes if she were a binge eater?
I'm not callin' homegirl fat, I'm just callin' her never late for dinner...
I KEED, I KEED...
No she at the outer limits of voluptuous, but ain't quite fat IMO...and I'm a skinny whore....So, Russell like him some meat on dem bones? Ain't no crime...Getchu some Russ...
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That is not his girlfriend. Her name is Nicola and she is his hairdresser and friend.
Looks like Russel just grabbed a pair a pants some random chick left at the hotel one night, 3 inches too short, too tight.
Girlfriend looks like she could win a hippy hippy shake contest hands down. Somehow he always looks like he smells funky.
"if you don't want your crotch to look like it was just ripped out of Parasite Hilton's vagina jaws of death"
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I dunno, maybe fooling Parasite Hilton's crotch into thinking it already attacked you is a great way to hide from an attack.
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 6:52pm.
Also, he's not quite slim either, so let's focus on that too, because it is pretty evident, yet, people focus on looking at his female companion and criticizing her body, but Russell himself is packing some junk in the trunk. Doesn't look like he exercises at all.
Probably lives on a diet of weed, curry and booze, really.
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Chunky or not, he's fucking UGLY.
And yeah, ITA with all you've said.
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They looks like sibs. Have the same nose.