Well Fed Indeed
If you were in Coto De Caza, CA yesterday and wondered why there was a giant eclipse in the middle of the day, then you should know that it was just KFed passing through!
KFed was there for the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic and Us Weekly says that everyone there cried "YOUARESOFUCKINFATTYFATFAT" when he showed up. One of the employees said, "Man, that's a belly on him! That's K-Fed?!?" Have these shocked people not been on the internet lately? KFed has looked like this for a while. Shit, I would look like that two if the most exercise I was required to do each week was to cash a check from Brit Brit. I'd spend my mornings at IHOP, my afternoons at In-N-Out and my evenings at Chili's. So I can't hate.
But maybe there's a deeper reason for KFed's massive gut over bagina? Maybe his powers of fertility are stronger than we thought. Maybe he actually grew ovaries (from eating too many Egg McMuffins) and got himself pregnant! It's possible. And Brit Brit will be getting the bill for KFed's new chirruns too. You better believe it.
And with all that being said, I'd STILL hit it. WELL, dude probably cums Bisquick and I like pancakes!
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I'd still hit it!
At least we know he's not doing the hard stuff, as heavy as he is. But he must be hitting the weed hard and getting the munchies something fierce!
Once again Michael, you have fucked me up! I just got done making pancakes. Shit! I hope the family's hongray, cause I can't touch them shits now. Cumming Bisquick, that is so fucking gross. Evil bitch! Damn, barely 10am and already I have given the side-eye....
But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?
I like how on Yahoo headlines it says "KFED Weight Shocks Fans".
What's shocking is that whoever wrote that headline said he has fans! Who are these fans? The fans of Popozao?
It's called too much BEER, and too much WEED.
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Just because this is D-listed, I want everyone to know that I totally would've hit it back in the "You Got Served" days. (Yes, I saw that movie).
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
For a second I thought it was Jack Nicholson!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugar daddy chat. co m
Ugh, K-FED should be ashamed! He used to DANCE, for Christ's sake!!! He's not one of those people who naturally carry a lot of weight or are otherwise pre-disposed towards obesity. He really had to EAT A LOT to get to be as fat as he is. YUCK!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Obese is the word!
(Sorry, JT... but that headline had me giggling for days after I first read it!)
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Fat or thin, the guy is fug!
Clearly, Brittany is having the last laugh! Have another ding dong you fat schmuck!
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So why are we all here again?
Well, I agree. Something's going on with him. No one just gains that much weight for absolutely no reason. Whether it's meds, depression, whatever. And I'd say he's still too young for age to have hit him that hard... I barely care but I wonder what's the story with him.
Edit: And that depression can mean overeating and oversleeping as coping mechanisms. He was vain enough before, I doubt he stopped caring. Something's just eclipsing his vanity. LOL.
What if he intentionally gained the weight to then lose it for a weight-loss program like Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers? Those endorsement contracts are worth millions.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
um, i was on meds too but went off them and worked my ass off to take the weight off. you can always switch meds, no matter what your condition. and you can't tell me that any doctor would see that kind of weight gain and continue on with his current treatment. dude is lazy and eats shit all day long. simple enough.
this guy is a train reck i didnt like him when he was skinny and now i still dont like him
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Now all he needs to do is wear fishnet stockings and black underwear and perform on the MTV music awards.
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Any other time I would be right with everyone else, cause I am not K-Fed fan. I guess because I feel like crap today, I am playing devil's advocate. But you under-estimate the other reasons. I was going through a period where I was experiencing frequent migraines in addition to my daily headaches. The medicine I was put on caused a rapid weight gain. A co-worker was on the same meds and experienced the same. I soon went off the med because I would rather have daily headaches than the weight. There are lots of medicines and other factors. To dismiss them is inaccurate and/or ignorant. K-Fed probably is just over-eating, but who knows for sure?
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
GANGSTAAH!!!1!
Wow he really shouldn't be out in the sun like that. He's about to give birth any second.
Suburban Svelte.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
"Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:36pm.
R.L.
There are way too many reasons too say it is all about self-respect. For some people it may be the lack of "-", but weight gain can be caused by medical conditions, medications, depression, genetics, the aging process and many other reasons. My weight has gone up and down my entire life for different reasons. Congratulations to you and any others that have never had weight problems and I hope you never will."
Blah blah blah. KFed is fat because he ate a lot. We are talking about KFed, not you. Let's not pretend like the .0000005% of fatties with real glandular problems and kidney meds excuses the overwhelming number of people who simply eat way too fucking much.
PS I have had weight problems, I just never let them get insanely out of control. I did this by waking up and looking at myself and taking responsibility instead of sitting around going "poor me" while eating Taco Bell.
Oh, good LARD!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
I'd still hit it...but I'd stay on top.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.
K-fed a celebrity? He needs to waddle his rear home.
R.L.
There are way too many reasons too say it is all about self-respect. For some people it may be the lack of "-", but weight gain can be caused by medical conditions, medications, depression, genetics, the aging process and many other reasons. My weight has gone up and down my entire life for different reasons. Congratulations to you and any others that have never had weight problems and I hope you never will.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
I wonder when his due date is?
"Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:24pm.
I don't know what world all of you are living in, but he looks like 80% of the people I encounter every day. He is overweight, but not obese.
Bitch please, that dude is obese. Let's say his weight is 250. He's 6'. If that's true his BMI is 34% which is obese. And I will say that I am 6'3 and was 250lbs at one time (165 now) and was never ever ever this big. I think he's well over 250. He gained at least 100lbs in a very short amount of time.
I too love watching him balloon up! I love when famous people get fat! Looking at you Russel Crowe and Val Kilmer.
Maybe his girlfriend should teach him how to play some volleyball.
Jackie O sunglasses. Watching him balloon is the most entertaining he's ever been to me.
In the #8 pic, he reminds me of a chubby Phil Collins, only with more hair! Wow, he really let himself go. Perhaps he should be bumping bellies with that other useless, no-talent poptart, Kelly Clarkbar. They would make such a cute & tubby couple!
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"Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:24pm.
I don't know what world all of you are living in, but he looks like 80% of the people I encounter every day. He is overweight, but not obese. On the news last night they said Colorado was the only state where the majority of the people are NOT overweight. Not saying that being chubby is good, but it is very common."
Yeah, saying "A lot of people are like this!!!" doesn't really make it any less disgusting. Who said he was some ridiculously overweight anomaly? Bitch be fat - and yes, borderline obese. You would be surprised at the relatively low threshhold for medical obesity. You don't have to look like the mom from from What's Eating Gilbert Grape? or whatever to be obese. Anyway, I would kill myself if I ever got that heavy. I don't know how people can have such little self-respect.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:42am.
"He loves it when you call him Big Poppa."
Props for the Biggie reference! So appropriate for this slob.
Oh and nice cankles, tubby.
He wasnt that good looking when he was a fit model/dancer, he isnt doing his face any favors by being this overweight.
I think it's time for him to go on Celebrity Fit Club.
I don't know what world all of you are living in, but he looks like 80% of the people I encounter every day. He is overweight, but not obese. On the news last night they said Colorado was the only state where the majority of the people are NOT overweight. Not saying that being chubby is good, but it is very common.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
He is so damn gross.
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
I'm sure he lifts up a big flap of belly fat, splashes some water up in there and calls it a shower.
He's not fat, he's festively plump!
He's not fat...he's big boned. ahahahahaa. Ima say this for health reasons, KFed, lose the belly. that is some big beer belly happening.
Coma Caca!!
Makes me feel so much better about the seventeen pounds I've lost.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
he'll probably have a heart attack in a month, with all that weight he's carrying around.
kfat is filthy...brit is filthy, so you can see how they managed to find each other...and shar must also be filthy too because she got there first...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:44am.
PS I would still probably hit it (or let him hit me, rather) simply for the novelty of doing K-Fed, but I'm also kind of a dirty ho. What do you wanna bet he's the type of dude that smokes and eats sandwiches and shit while you go down on him? He is one dirty motherfucker, and I like it.
Mind if I set this ashtray on your head? *burp*
Fat people who smoke are the last rebels of modern society.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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PS I would still probably hit it (or let him hit me, rather) simply for the novelty of doing K-Fed, but I'm also kind of a dirty ho. What do you wanna bet he's the type of dude that smokes and eats sandwiches and shit while you go down on him? He is one dirty motherfucker, and I like it.
Stepping in to say hi and I HATE ALL MY COSTUMERS!
K-fat indeed. he is disgusting
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K