George Clooney's Piece O' The Moment?
George Clooney has sent his last piece back to the cocktail waitress factory and is now getting finger banged (you know how he does) by Italian TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis. Radar says that George and Elisabeth have been on a few dates together in Rome while he's getting ready to shoot a movie there. Also, George mainly lives at his pad in Lake Como, Italy.
30-year-old Elisabetta currently hosts the Italian version of MTV's Total Request Live. But she's hosted other shit and even had a bit role in Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo! Take that, Sarah Larson!
I looked high and low to see if Elisabetta has any experience serving cocktails and came up with nothing!! Bitch better doctor her resume and start practicing balancing martinis on a tray! If Elisabetta wants to stick around as George's facial hair, she better learn the trade! George will put her to the test! If you spill even one drop, you're out!
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in my opinion hes gaay. because: on other posts she said to have started as a velina ( tv starlet),they often end up as hookers. so he pays for her obviously. hes goodlooking and succesful and would not need to pay for a women unless hes gay and wants to hide it with this charade.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
George has a type, eh? Hollywood Tuna has more pix of Elisabetta:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=17988
Submitted by Persona Non Grata on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 7:50pm.
Great post and welcome! Yeah, I have to agree. Maybe her little moustache turns George on a little? ;)~
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My first post ever here goes to George. I used to laugh at the rumours that George was gay, but now am thinking he probably is. It is rinse and repeat with this guy. His M.O.: get a dumb cheap trick looking for career advancement to ride on the back of his motorcycle and appear in public holding his hand, then hand them a check with a contract they won't write a tell-all book when he is done.
I have a sawbuck says Clooney can't even get a stiff one without Cialis/Viagra!
She's like a low-rent version of Penny Cruz's sister.
Elisabetta Canalis is just another bland starlet from Berlusconi's shitty tv programmes... I'm disappointed!
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kitten 666 this one seems ok . she looks like she is probably a nice girl . don't think it will last . i think this one will dump him ..... after she gives clooney a black eye .... italian women don't put up with crap ! she seems to have more self estem than the last 2 . she'll get sick of his drinking and whoreing .... clooney should stick to strippers and cocktail waitresses . this one out classes him . the minute she catches him fucking around .... POW ! next you will see pictures of him stumbleing around drunk again , then you will hear of her maraige to some socker player . poor drunk george ...
Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:51am.
i agree frybread her face is fucked. why are her lips blue. she has obama lips. is it from the pop she's sucking on (no not george) the ice pop
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LOL @ obama lips. He DOES have purple lips, doesn't he?
I think Mr. Clooney is gay in that Rock Hudson kind of way. Manly-man dating/marrying/acting in roles of a ladies man type of guy. George, it's time to exit the closet already, ahaha!
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It does look like she has horrible skin...I dont understand Clooney. I am not remotely attracted to his looks, but we all know he has access to & the capability to date the hottest chicks in the world & he always chooses these buttafaces. He has terrible taste.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:17am.
here's Elizabetta's fb
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Elisabetta-Canalis/18747655771
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Wowzers!! Not to sound like a bitch or anything but theres a pic of a little girl in her photos that could give Madonnas daughter Lourdes a run for her money in the eyebrow department. Cute girl, but the eyebrows!! When do they start plucking there anyway?
Hekki on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:17pm.
MK, it's not his "pad" in Italy, it's his "PALAZZO"
Mr. Hekki is convinced that George is the gay because he kept talking about his "palazzo", whereas a straight guy would say "house" or "place".
- Could be, but you need to factor in the bragging/pretentious factor of one owning a glamorous Italian Palazzo.
I would call it a Villa but that's just me.
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Will George ever come out?? Shit, he's pushin 50! I wanna see him in gold satin brocade bathrobes and matching slippers. Come out Georgie, you're not foolin anybody!
MK, it's not his "pad" in Italy, it's his "PALAZZO"
Mr. Hekki is convinced that George is the gay because he kept talking about his "palazzo", whereas a straight guy would say "house" or "place".
I'm amazed George hasn't got a string of bastard brats with the way his cock has marauded through Hollywood's trim.
i agree frybread her face is fucked. why are her lips blue. she has obama lips. is it from the pop she's sucking on (no not george) the ice pop
WHYYYY do these dumb bitches continue to date him are all women seriously effed in the head. The ONLY reason their could possibly be for dating this ahole is he pays and he pays well. I hope these women were smart enough to get a buttload of goods in the form of designer threads and jewelry and money before he quit their asses
Nice body but her face ruins it. Too much sun. Unfortunately, this is what is happening to most women in America who tan all throughout their teens and 20s and pay for it in their 30s and beyond.
Also, I lose respect for Georgie Boy with each woman he dates. It seems he likes to date younger, less-accomplished women, perhaps to be more in control of the relationship?
However, it takes two to tango and I'm sure these women are more than happy to take a backseat to be able to date an aging but still wealthy leading man from Hollywood.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:04am.
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Yeah, he was in one of the Killer Tomatos movies, not sure which one. I also remember him from Roseanne and The Facts of Life back in the day. Strange.
Clooney is such a strange dude. I feel like that pot-bellied pig was his true love, and he's made a vow to never date any one as smart or charming ever again out of devotion.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:17am.
here's Elizabetta's fb
She's a tireless self-promoter, huh?
Love and hugs to Uvy. Very sad.
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here's Elizabetta's fb
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Elisabetta-Canalis/18747655771
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Grainy please tell Uvula we're thinking about her and she can count on me for support.
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And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:04am.
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Aw. Will def. keep her in my thoughts.
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Migraine, thank you for the update. If you speak with her again, tell her my heart and prayers are with her.
I will save further discussion for the OP.
M.E.,
Ta for the heads up.
Migraine, thank you for the update.
ISMU, all my thoughts with you today. Here for you if you need us.
Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:04am.
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I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago. Her Mom passed this morning. She asked me to extend her heartfelt thanks for all of the support we have given her.
- Oh no. Tell her she is in our thoughts today.
*takes a moment to send a little prayer*
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:53am.
3 little birds or jammin'?
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:04am.
Thank you for sharing this with us. I know we were all expecting it, it is still very sad.
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Oh no!!!! Thanks for letting us know Migraine....
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:04am.
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I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago.
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Dlisted Family
I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago. Her Mom passed this morning. She asked me to extend her heartfelt thanks for all of the support we have given her.
EEG - Not the original, the sequal, "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" which, I've never seen.
*hangs head*
Hm, I looked at some photos of her and in some, her face is lovely and in others not so much. However, her body is pretty banging in every picture. So I'm supposing that makes her pretty attractive to men regardless of whether the face is meh or pretty.
And yes, Clooney is a bachelor for life so this doesn't matter a bit.
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OTTER POPS!!!
Funny enough, I have switched from the otter pops to the Pedialyte ones, and my kids don't know the difference.
*evil grin*
Nice tits. The rest is BUSTED.
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ricki,
For fucking realz? I watched that shiz when I was 11, 12ish, don't recall the Clooney.
missy, you know it!!!
Sweats some more, honestly fucking awful.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:51am.
zzzzZZZZZZZZZZz, slow news day huh ?
You Said It! I might have to go to You Tube and watch Ma & Pa Kettle clips or Our Gang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXCKwVhZwY
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:56am.
he was in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?!?!
shit you just made me like him a leeeetle bit :(
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Ahh, I see a couple of obvious assets.
No woman will trap Georgie by getting "accidentally" knocked up. My money says he's had the big snip.
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She has ugly skin and looks too old to be hosting a Total Request Live type of program, but she is an upgrade from the run of the mill cocktail bar waitress La Clooney usually favors. AND it seems her lips and mouth know their way around big things...that is always a plus...even if Clooney doesn't put that skill to the test.
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George Clooney has no respect for women. The only hos he ever dates are bimbo server sluts and fourth-string bitches in the bottom rungs of the entertainment industry. He clearly has a need to be "the man" and have all the power and control in his relationships. Bitch should be thanking his lucky stars he managed to get from Revenge of the Killer Tomatos to where is now. He's nothing special, and while he is attractive he is not as insanely gorgeous as people act like. I see hotter daddies every day on Wall St.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:54am.
missy,
I resemble that comment.
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gorgeous and tan? ;)
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