Tuesday, July 28th 2009

Wino Coke Snatched Kate Moss Once

Now that Blaaaaake and Wino are officially over, he's queefing out a bunch of tales about their druggy shenanigans together and this one co-stars fellow professional snorter Kate Moss! A couple of years back, Blaaaake and Wino were partying it up with Kate at the Gramercy Hotel in NYC. The sweet nectar was flowing, but Kate was in the mood to go skiing, so she asked Wino to fish a bill out of her purse. Wrong move, Kate......

Blaaaaake told The Daily Mail, "Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone."

Good move, Wino....

Blaaake said that Kate never noticed, because she was under a booze spell as usual. But really, what's 2 grams to Kate? Bitch snorts that in her sleep.

And if BloHan ever invites Wino over for a "snack," she shouldn't be surprised if the little crackie shows up with a shopping cart.

Posted by: Michael K


letyougo925's picture

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:06am.
Dlisted Family

I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago. Her Mom passed this morning. She asked me to extend her heartfelt thanks for all of the support we have given her.
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Aww. Lots of love to her. That's one of the hardest things a person can go through. I hope she has lots of loving support around her now.

Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Datura's picture

Wow. Amy looks fresh as a daisy in comparison to Kate Moss.

Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

muffintops's picture

they might as well give Blake a column at the Daily / News of the World so he can pay his rent... easier than getting a real job.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:08am.
joe, hahahahahhaha!
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Tee hee

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joe, hahahahahhaha!

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Dlisted Family

I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago. Her Mom passed this morning. She asked me to extend her heartfelt thanks for all of the support we have given her.

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When I read 'coke snatched', I read this holding my nose, with one eye closed, assuming Wino had done something revolting to KM's vagina with some coke.

*Phew*

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chefcammi's picture

stoney i think that applies to ANYTHING in a persons bag.

off topic.. doesnt the pic on the clooney post resemble a healthier Wino..like what winowould look like if hot? ftr, i dont think the lady is hot tho.
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I don't know, my friend said she'd be pretty pissed if someone stole blow out of her handbag. When it's in YOUR bag, it's supposed to be yours.

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NaNoop's picture

YUCK. All that nastiness, my brain almost exploded at the thought of Crackie & Blaaaaaaaake doing sex-ay times. Just yuck.
God, what a waste of money on all those drugs.

M.E.'s picture

When there is miscellaneous blow just sitting alone in a purse, not ON the person themselves, it's free game.

A coke head will swipe a bindle, no hesitation.

Bowchickawawa's picture

Addicts steal and lie. Those are two things they do without even thinking about it. Autonomous actions.
Amy + Kate, together in that photo = sucio
I can smell them.

The Fly's picture

Stoney- they DON'T DO portion control.

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gia's picture

Blake needs to either come up with some interesting stories or STFU. Nothing he has said has been surprising or even remotely interesting... Considering the source & it involving Wino I am expecting some real entertaining shit... They seem to be the most boring druggies ever.

yucko's picture

Wino actually looks cute in this picture, and as much as she irritates me I'd rarely admit that. Alas, for her, even at 25 this "cute" is probably gone forever after her habits. Sucks.

Kate looks like a fucking ostrich. This must have been right before she gained 20 or so pounds.

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I just think it's funny they had to take the entire coffee tin out instead of just scoop some off the top.

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Freak Speely's picture

For the past few days BLAAAAAAAAAAKE (she's still carrying the torch) hasn't shut the fuck up about their party days. Dude must be planning his rehab child's college fund with all this media fuckery.

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The Fly's picture

Stoney- maybe Donatella took it out. It was a party after Gianni's funeral.

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Stoney's picture

You know Blohan was sad she missed this party.

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Stoney's picture

I thought Donatella kept the coffee tin of coke in the freezer? LOL that's what I heard.

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shandiRW's picture

such an endearing story that reminds us that wino could be that crackhead just down the street that'll steal your tv. ahhh.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 9:27am.

I still heart the Wino.

Blake must be a broke assed bitch who can't afford the nappies.
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I need coffee, stat. I read "broke assed bitch who can't afford NIPPLES."

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 9:23am.
The worst part of this story is imagining Blaaaake and Amy having sex.

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GlitterKitty's picture

Wino stole some gak of Kate Moss. STOP THE PRESS. Two coke heads. Blake is a wanker and him selling Amy to the highest bidder is sick. Useless twat.

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Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 9:45am.
I like how in Christopher Ciccone's Madonna book (I borrowed it from the liberry!) he was talking about everyone he did coke with. Like Donatella had a huge Nescafe Blend 43 tin of it in her bedroom and they had some while listening to Elton John's Candle in the Wind and Chris snorted it using a key
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That was a beautiful story!

Kate Moss looks like H.E.L.L. in that photo.

GoTexan40mg's picture

of all the pictures of Wino, I have to say she actually looks a wee bit 'normal' in this one.. then again I haven't had my coffee this morning, I dunno.

The Fly's picture

I like how in Christopher Ciccone's Madonna book (I borrowed it from the liberry!) he was talking about everyone he did coke with. Like Donatella had a huge Nescafe Blend 43 tin of it in her bedroom and they had some while listening to Elton John's Candle in the Wind and Chris snorted it using a key.

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Gypsies, Skanks & Thieves....and everynight the trolls would come around, and lay some fat lines down!
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Race Bannon's picture

The Fly- I thought that too. Like there was some frenzied sexual encounter with the three of them. Stealing coke?! Amateur!

ricki lake's picture

Good lord, 2 grams of coke doesn't mean shit to Kate Moss, I'm sure. Call me when someone rips off a kilo. Thx

The Fly's picture

From the headline, I thought Wino snorted coke from Kate's "snatch". Some drug haze type thing.

Blake looks like this guy *I thought* I was in love with once.

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Mother Superior's picture

Kate looks....awful.
In my opinion, she is not attractive, but I have no idea why the models are throwing away whatever makes them pretty. Silly.

Sibsi's picture

Someone muzzle Blake stat.

I'm all for getting the dirt on people, but when it's being dished by another druggie desperately trying to get more £££ to support his own habit, I take offense.

Nobody likes a snitch, Blaaaake.

Fucking wanker.

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Tristram's picture

Blake's "tell-all" is boring as heck. Nothing like breaking two-year-old entertainment news--about those losers doing coke.

Raul Duke's picture

Please...who hasn't done blow with Kate!

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 9:25am.
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EastEndGirl's picture

I still heart the Wino.

Blake must be a broke assed bitch who can't afford the nappies.

Race Bannon's picture

Wow, coke heads stealing each others stash's- SHOCKING! Blake is such the font of information!

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Reeter's picture

Scumbags stealing from each other. Shock!

kdracofan's picture

Blake is pathetic.

islandgirl's picture

The worst part of this story is imagining Blaaaake and Amy having sex.

loozer's picture

Crackies of a Feather, Flock Together.

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

This picture warms my heart <3