My Eyebrows' Second Favorite Couple Have Split Up
19-year-old Joe Jonas and his 22-year-old girlfriend Camilla Belle are no longer rubbing against each other's eyebrows or plucking loose hairs together, because they have broken up. Camilla's rep confirmed the tragic news to People: "Yes, it's true. Joe and Camilla have broken up. There is no third party involved and they care deeply about each other and will remain friends."
Um, I think the third party involved was Camilla's vagina, because it had the grouchies due to Joe refusing to tickle it. He would rather spend his nights trying out new hair products. Wait, is Joe the gay one? I always get confused. Will the gay Jonas Brother please just wear a name tag that says: "Hello, My Name is The Gay Jonas Brother"? It will make things a lot easier.
Seriously, though, I think there was a very important reason for Joe and Camilla's break-up. If they didn't end things, Joe would've never gotten misty-eyed during his concert last night and this video would not exist (WARNING: This may cause you to stick sharp foreign objects in your ear holes):
And just for record keeping purposes, this is my eyebrows' favorite couple of all-time and forever:
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:59am.
No one cares, bitches
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halie @ 07/28/2009 at 5:45 pm Joe..its okay. you don’t need to cry and be sad over her.she’s a dumb cougar who used you,for fame and fortune.I’m so sorry you didn’t realize sooner.but your true fans still love you no matter what. you will find true love one day.i promise.and Camilla belle will die ugly(er) and old and alone with nothing but her monstrous eye brows to occupy herself. she’s a ***** anyway.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/07/27/joe-jonas-camilla-belle-split/al...
Some people WISH tweens cared this much..
Is Camilla Belle good enough for Joe Jonas?
July 10, 7:27 PM
Anti-Belle says:
Yeah she's right. People ARE going to say what they want. and here's what i want to say... SHE IS THE SADDEST EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING EVER!!! She is just the most disgusting person I've never met. She claims that she doesn't drink... well in my opinion that's only while she's dating Joe. When they break up (And they WILL) she's going to start, I bet you money. And also, she has totally changed Joe. He isn't the same wierd person he was at the beginning of their so-called "relationship." I also think that she was using him for fame. I mean does anyone else think that it's a little wierd that they started dating right before her unsucessful movie Push came out? And honestly before they started dating, who knew who she was anyways? The only reason that I knew who she was was because Nick said that he liked her (and i really don't see it!) She is also 3 years older than Joe.I think it's a little bit crazy. I think she should have died instead of someone important like M.J. She is useless
July 24, 10:35 PM
Olga says:
At first, (without offending) i really thought camilla was a bad person... the only reason us fans react like that to the situation is because we all love joe! later on, i understood that joe and camilla shuld be left alone...,but i'll still keep an eye on camilla!
July 24, 4:09 PM
marina says:
i think yes she is..she is a beautiful woman and i doubt he would be with her if she wasnt as long as there happy who are we to say she isn't? i hope they are happy together. as much as i am in love with joe jonas i think they are a beautiful couple and i wish them all the best!
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July 24, 3:41 PM
ashley says:
im sorry but noo!.. i rlly dont like camilla thats all i have to sayy i dont care if ppl think shes pretty.. but too me shes ugly!!
July 22, 8:22 PM
mckala says:
I think she is great for Joe!!! She is pretty, smart, funny, and awesome!!! LONG LIVE JOMILLA!!!!!!
July 13, 9:31 PM
estefania says:
camille is completely ugly and stupid
July 11, 7:08 PM
brittany says:
of course she's not good enough for him. but hey, that's just my opinion i guess. they'll break up eventually and he'll date someone that doesn't look like they should be his mom.
July 10, 11:11 PM
anonimo says:
boba por tq tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu jajtamo
July 10, 8:26 PM
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LOL!
Her eyebrows are as gorgeous as she is and she can do better then that little twat, she kicked him to the curb to be with a real MAN!!!
I remember Camilla Belle from that movie she did when she was a kid about her flying a bunch of ducks home...what was it called? She's here, I wonder what happened to the ducks...
Beautiful girl but I haven't read or heard anything about her that makes her the least bit interesting. She just seems really boring.
lol juni! I think I'm going deaf. I didn't heed MK's warning because I thought it was about Jonas' singing & not the DAMN SCREAMS!!
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All I could hear was some fucking tween kid screaming oh my god about a 100 times....
The sooner the Jonas Bros find drugs,sex and hookers the better...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I think I counted fifty "Oh My God's" on that video. Such intelligence! Such hope for the future of the human race! It's nice that God is mentioned so much.
Ugh don't know what's worse the crappy shaky footage and the fake crying or the stupid comentator who is shrieking "OMG HES CRYING SO HARD!" and wheezing like a fat kid who was just forced to run laps. Am so glad I'm no longer that age cause I was such a loser as a teen I might have been amongst that crowd...then I found drugs, jk...not really...
y tu mama tambien!
Hollywood publicity couple - both gay. Camilla is interested in Maria Sharapova and have you seen this Jonas' take on Beyonce?
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
I think she’s cute and I’m happy she’s now single, I want her to date Rob Patt so they can be MK’s new Eyebrows' Second Favorite Couple...
I love that people are so self-involved that they need to give a press release when a fake relationship dissolves. No one cares, bitches. That being said, this chick is total starfucker. She's more famous for the men she dates than the work she does.
Camilla's eyebrows are perfectly shaped and full. Stop hating MK.
You and I share a great affinity for the chola...Thank you for posting such glorious pictures...
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As to MK's: "eyebrows' favorite couple of all-time and forever"
I just want to know where he got that photo of my teenage nieces, currently residing in Rialto, CA. Wish it weren't so, but my bro let my nieces be who they are and that's what they are: pendejitas without a future 'cause they are just waiting on their baby daddies.
Sad but true.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
It's Chola and Cholita making the biggest smiles they can muster.
I think HER eyebrows are just fine & she seems to be a normal looking attractive young lady (for show biz). Can't say the same for the JoBro dude. He's pretty fug & I can't get why their 12 year old fans cream their panties over the Jonas Bros. none of them are even remotely hot in the least!
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.SugarDaddyChat.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:09pm.
twitter is ruining my life. i'm so addicted. i've missed dlisted like whoa. even now i'm supposed to be somewhere. like 15 minutes ago.
i don't really do much to my eyebrows. thank god i have a hat on in my pic so no one can see how tragic they are.
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This made me fart a few times
So I thought to myself "Hmm I don't really know anything about these jonasses but really what harm could come from watching the video"... I weep for the future
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I wonder if any of them have used Sharpie colors other than black. Like rainbow colors? RAINBROWS!
Diego!
I missed you. What's been going on?
And about eyebrows: do not wax, tweeze or anything like that!
I am no specialist, but I've been told those harsher methods can be irreversible, because they definitely do some funky stuff to the hair follicle eventually.
Keep it to plucking each hair individually and apply restraint, really!
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Dear Lord, are those girls about to faint because they thought he was CRYING? Nothing like the sound of screaming adolescent girls...*shudder*
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 4:30pm.
after reading all this hate about eyebrows, i need to get to tweezing. someone point me toward a good sharpie tutorial.
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I couldn't tell who was doing what. Who was crying?? Who was singing?
The SCREAMING from the girl recording this mess made my teeth ache.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:11pm.
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Perfect!! :)
*waits patiently to publicly flay someone with my tongue*
As tacky as it was, I almost prefer Brandi Cibrian's bitter breakup statement to USWeekly rather than these sanitized "we will remain friends" press releases.
My breakup statement would say something like, "Mr. X has gotten a restraining order against Madam Pince, who continues to publicly flay him with her tongue and accuse him of various acts of mayhem & foolishness. Her most recent promise was to kick his sorry ass as soon as the restraining order is lifted."
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Hee, sushi, I agree.
They've got thunder thighs for sure.
Am I the only one who thinks that Joe and his older brother are going to be huge fatties? The both have those short fat legs.
Uh, was there supposed to be a song in that video, 'cause all I heard was screaming. And I didn't see anybody crying. Oh well, they suck dog balls anyway.
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How long before someone finds Joes profile on Dudes Nude or Manhunt?
I like her eyebrows. Very Elizbeth Taylorish.
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Camilla looks like a dude in drag.
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She's very pretty but would look even better if her eyebrows were slightly lighter. As for him, IMO he's not that great.
To whoever said they could be related: word. And I just disgusted myself thinking about them as a couple. Not very far from "The Beverly Hillbillies" in a fucked up way?
She's pretty, but then again, in Brazil (where her family is from apparently?) you run into someone with this kind of looks all the time, so she's nothing special down there.
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te cholitas with the awesome eyebrows are still aLIVE?? or they just were murdered by angry mob in L.A???
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He has an unfortunately severe case of retard eyes.
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Hos before Bros.
That last pic is a like a chola version of the comedy/tragedy masks.
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I don't know which are worse: JoBro or "Twilight" fans. Shudder.....
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Bangs work very well on her...She is gorgeous, even with the distracting eyebrows, but the bangs look fabulous too.
http://hotcelebs.today.com/files/2009/03/camilla-belle.jpg
Are those cholitas still alive?
They look like twinzies except for their noses. He needs a nose job then she will totally want him again.
Those two women in the picture frighten me.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 4:59pm.
I think she's beautiful but just like Megan Fox, her eyebrows have that too perfect/fake look. I think it detracts.
Its like Billy Mays' beard
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She's an actress, she's Catholic, she lives at home. She favors Charlotte Casiraghi - eyebrows, anyway. Camilla did a nice shoot for Teen Vogue a few years ago, in 2006. Emphasis on her South American patrician-equestrienne good looks. Seems like a nice girl, so dating a Jonas makes sense for her. Think she's interested in a tennis player again, maybe..