Katie Holmes Escaped From A Giant Flame!
Unfortunately, that title is misleading. This isn't a post about Stepford Katie breaking free from Tommy Girl. Not this time. Try again later.
Radar says that Stepford Katie escaped from a real flame! The weepy robot is in Australia shooting that movie about evil garden gnomes (not a documentary) when a car she was filming in caught on fire! Katie was filming a scene inside of the car when its battery exploded. There was smoke and fumes everywhere. Katie got away in time before the heat short-circuited her hard drive.
A crew came in to get the fire out and filming resumed. You know, the easiest way to put out the fire would've been to ask Katie to recreate the dance tribute to Judy Garland she did on So You Think You Can Dance. That fire would've put itself out.
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I am not even convinced Tom is gay anymore. I think he has gone so far Scientology that his mind is just gone. I can see him offering his genitals to Elrond Hubbard. Poor Katy. Run.
But the REAL QUESTION IS!!!
Where is Tom Cruise? What is it with this guy? Why can't he stay MARRIED? And none of those ex bitches hardly say shit! I think Nicole was the only one that hinted...."Tom is a force to be reckoned with"....What the hell is that shit?
GIVE US THE DIRT!!! MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED YOUR ALL FREE!!!!!
I think their divorce will be announced very soon. While Tom might be very tempted to put out a hit on her rather than go through another divorce there is no way he could live it down. With as creepy as Scientology is people would scream murder no matter how much it looked like a tragic accident. No one would believe him innocent ever. Nope, he can't get rid of her that way. He better hope she lives to a ripe old age.
How could this happen? scientology works and it helps people!!!! Katie, those cheeky body thetans are playing games with you. AUDIT, AUDIT.....
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:54pm.
OMG yay! I didn't get to talk to anyone here about Katie on So You Think You Can Stay Awake. WTF was that?!?!?!? Wasn't she ashamed to get up there and walk around like that on a show with such talented dancers?
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LoL! Husband and I were also left with a WTF expression after seeing a clip of it on "The Soup".
Speaking of that, John Mchale> all! He's like the MK of teeeveee!~
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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 3:40pm.
Gia, what you say is probably 100% true but the reason why Katie is on here a lot of the time is not because of her looks or her talent...it's because she's TommyGirl's beard! That is all! Oh, and she makes for an especially tragic sad robot girl.
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Thanks...She does looks sad a lot of the time, I wonder if its just age showing in her hound dog eyes...Even though Tommy is a complete & utter freak I really do think he spoils her & she has Suri & now a decent career. I cant say I feel sorry for her at ALL. She always striked me as someone more on the asexual side, so even if he doesnt do it for her that way, she probably doesnt even mind. She is still able to take jobs & travel the world & he probably does romance her & she has more money than God, so how bad can it be?
Sounds to me like Tommygirl is trying to get rid of weepy robot.
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If only she'd escaped from the giant poof.
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The battery exploded? Sounds like a hit to me. Those Scientologists are sooooo dramatic.
Gia, what you say is probably 100% true but the reason why Katie is on here a lot of the time is not because of her looks or her talent...it's because she's TommyGirl's beard! That is all! Oh, and she makes for an especially tragic sad robot girl.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I am so freaking tired of her...Without piles of professional make up she is mediocre looking at best, she is a god awful actress & she is a horrible singer. Really, she is not talented at all. I never watched Dawsons Creek, but I have a feeling even that was too good for her. She must have known having a decent future in Hollywood as she got even a little older wasnt probable, so she sold her soul to Cruise.
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:17pm.
I saw that! AWESOME.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Tommygirl should stop putting his robot in films. We all know she can't act.
Has Katiebot been backtalking Tommy Girl lately? If so, that would explain the dance debacle and the flaming car! Katie, this ain't Nicole Kidman's Tommy Girl. He's moved on up the scieno hierarchy, meaning he's more ruthless than ever. Proceed with extreme caution!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by Migraine Sally: "Methinks Tommy dun put a hit out on her. Hmmm...."
It was just a warning.
There has been some speculation that John Travolta is ready to leave $cientology. Of course, there is the threat of exposing his gayness, but if he left the cult and his gayness were to be exposed, I would be a full-fledged Johnaloonie. He would have my support completely.
I think the woman looked absolutely lovely. I will be praying for her as she makes the journey away from the iron grip of Scientology and back into the nurturing arms of Jesus Christ.
When they showed the clip on The Soup, Joel looked at Katie's picture and asked "So you think 'you' can dance?" Hysterical.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
I nearly died when I saw her attempt the jazz turn at the beginning. Point your fucking feet you were on Broadway for christ's sake.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I see Tommy Girl taught her how to properly use her "jazz hands".
Good God, Kate Cruise's performance on SYTYCD was truly execrable. Cheesy, terrible lip-synching, and many obvious little touches that it was not filmed live or in front of a studio audience. After all, we can't let poor Kate Cruise embarrass herself on national TV. Oh, wait...
First of all, let me just say that I was deceived and disappointed by the title of this thread. My heart had already started rejoicing for Katie.
I also agree with Migraine Sally about Tom putting a hit out on her. If you know anything about scientology, I think you'll agree this was likely no accident.
Thanks Stoney.
Wow, that. SUCKED
http://www.dlisted.com/node/33094
It was under the Tomkat link.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
M.E. the Scientards must have wiped it from the web....
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:59pm.
Can someone link me to her "dance" performance.
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M.E., you'll see more moves from fungus growing on stale bread.
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Bottom-feeder.
M.E., you should be able to click on MK's Katiebot link and find it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:56pm.
Why does this bitch think she has talent? Please stop "entertaining" me, cunt.
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I met a woman who knew Katie Holmes back in Ohio. Apparently, she always had a high opinion of herself and was a total bitch even before she became famous.
Frankly, I think she is a lousy actress and she cannot sing and dance to save her life. She isn't even a convincing beard and it is said Tommy Girl pays her thousands a month for that job.
Can someone link me to her "dance" performance.
"So you think you can dance" was a total joke. I could have done the same job....lip synching and throwing my head around...Gimme a break!!!!
That "dance" was very Britney Spears. Someone just choreographed for her to walk around the stage for a few minutes while actual dancers jump around her and try to distract. Embarrassing.
Julia danced to Van Morrison. Katie to Judy Garland. It is the Tommy Girl influence.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
I was mortally offended by her SYTYHGBAHQXVBT performance.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I call b.s. on this story. I wouldn't be surprised if it was just an attempt to get sympathy after the shitty reviews she received for her "performance" on SYTYCD. Apparently, the filming is being done on a closed set so it isn't like a member of the public can verify it.
Also, I cannot believe this woman is only 30. She looks at least 15 years older.
GET READY FOR THE JUDGGMMEENTT DAYYYYY.
Why does this bitch think she has talent? Please stop "entertaining" me, cunt.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
OMG yay! I didn't get to talk to anyone here about Katie on So You Think You Can Stay Awake. WTF was that?!?!?!? Wasn't she ashamed to get up there and walk around like that on a show with such talented dancers?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:47pm.
Damn. Tom must have really HATED the way she dishonored Judy Garland.
Good one!
she looks so old for being so young.. i spy a cutter
Methinks Tommy dun put a hit out on her. Hmmm....
Damn. Tom must have really HATED the way she dishonored Judy Garland.
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Bottom-feeder.
Katie got away in time before the heat short-circuited her hard drive.
I love you.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Man, Katiebot looks so old, harsh & miserable. Was the car fire an ominous warning of some sort to break away from Tommy & the cult? That's what you get for being a Xenu follower. tsk, tsk, tsk!
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It has been a while since we played the Sleeping With The Enemy comparison game. Katie is out of control, dancing on TV and filming Down Under. If Tommy won't stand for crooked hand towels, he sure won't stand for this kind of behavior. Be careful Katie, next time he might be successful.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
That reminds me, my car needs a new battery.
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she's one of those celebs that look butt ugly without hours of make-up and photoshop.
i hope tommy girl saved the receipt so he can trade her for a new one...in case the warranty is still good...
The tracking chip Tommy Girl implanted in her left tit caused the battery to react that way.
If I had to be married to Tom I would've stayed in the car. I still hold out hope for her though, the clock is winding down on her 9-10 years with Tom.