Tony Romo Is Still In The Sixth Grade
When Tony Romo dumps a ho, he really really dumps a ho. UsWeekly says that when Tony sent Jessica crying into Papa Joe's open arms (wink from Papa to Tony), he immediately told the security at his gated community in Dallas not to let her in no matter what! Tony issued a red alert! Apparently, this sign is at the entrance:
"RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS."
Jessica got moded (since I'm taking us back to sixth grade)! Seriously, Tony is such an asshole. Red alert? What is Jessica going to do? Sing him a love song a capella outside of his window to get him back? Lick his refrigerator and pantry clean while he's gone? Marry him while he's sleeping (takes notes, Aniston)? Okay, maybe he has a point. No, he doesn't.
You know, this reminds of some crazy bitch I used to work with who told the really hot cholita receptionist not to let her boyfriend in, because he pissed her off that morning. So what did the cholita receptionist do when the boyfriend showed up? She flipped her perfectly feathered burgundy hair and said, "She's in the break room. Go ahead."
I really hope Tony's security guards are just like that hot cholita receptionist.
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:48pm.
Ok fine, be all technical. =)
You're right, if the security dudes wrote it, then whatever. Still makes for a funy tabloid story, though.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
dam to those saying hes ugly.. what do you bitches want? if hes too gay faced then hes not gay faced enough.. fickle, lonely, single bitches.. i tell ya!
Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!
Nick Lachey wasn't my Prince Charming but he seemed like a decent and caring person. These criteria do obviously not apply to the guys Chestica has picked since.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:49pm.
Coke Boogers, LOL!!!! Steve-O is king fucking nast I bet maggots shoot out of his dick when he pops his wad.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:46pm.
I guess she probably regrets calling him her future baby daddy to US Weekly now.
*snort*
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Poor Nick, dude spent, 4, 5 years dating her sorry ass, without sex, WAITING for their wedding night, pops her cherry, then she goes slut on him and fucks every other peen within her reach.
Damn. That must suck.
Seriously, can you imagine fucking Steve-O? You'd probably wake up to him jerking off on your back while dripping coke boogers in your hair.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yeah, the sheer fact that he wrote it out on sign form and taped it on his door with "red alert!" makes him an asshole. Because you KNOW he was laughing about that shit. Kinda cruel, I think. And WAY immature.
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Show me where it said Tony Romo actually WROTE the note.
He has a security guard force at a gated community. The USWeekly article states he wanted her off the list.
It's more likely that the security guard supervisor wrote the note and posted it so that the rest of the crew would get the message and react.
The article states that the sign is at the entrance of the gated community.
So to me that sounds like he notified the security force and they took it in their hands from there.
Doesn't seem as douchey now, does it?
And even if he did write the note, it doesn't seem that douchey to me. This guy was in a relationship with her since 2007. He knows what she's about and what she's capable of. He probably wants to be done with that whole family.
I guess she probably regrets calling him her future baby daddy to US Weekly now.
*snort*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ew, banging the whole "Jackass" crew is as unclassy as one can get. Lifetime supply of Valtrex for Jessica Simpson overnighted!
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:39pm.
Didn't Bam say she let him put it in the stinker? LOL I also heard she fucked Johnny Knoxville. This is why you're supposed to get the whore out of your system BEFORE you get married...
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Oh for sure, you know Bam is the king of fucking kiss and anal and tell. As Race also said pretty sure they all got a piece cept WeeMan, lol.
Sixth grade? I'm impressed. Isn't that like grad school for celebrities?
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" I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk."
After seeing the pix, at TMZ, of Jessica kissing her dog's tongue, I am not all surprised that Romo ran.
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Yeah, the sheer fact that he wrote it out on sign form and taped it on his door with "red alert!" makes him an asshole. Because you KNOW he was laughing about that shit. Kinda cruel, I think. And WAY immature.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Go Romo.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Do we know that Tony was the one who put the sign up? Maybe one of the other guards did? MK's post states that the sign is at the entrance of a gated community. It doesn't say it's at Tony's front door.
And so what if he broke up with her before the ridiculous "Ken and Barbie" party. Maybe he flat out told her he wasn't going to do it and she disregarded it? Seriously, this guy has been the laughing stock of the world since she showed up at the game wearing his jersey. Maybe he finally realized the embarrassment wasn't worth the publicity and finally manned up and said I've had it with you, your tits, and your endless public declarations of love.
Douche or no douche, it's Romo's castle. so if he says the drawbridge is up, it's up, wench.
Maybe she can charm the troll guarding the velvet rope. Then again, she'd probably get stumped with the questions.
Find another Prince, princess.
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Bottom-feeder.
He's such a douchebag! Just tell the security guards...it's not like she's going to come around and try to get in or whatever. Or maybe she would? But who cares really...the sign itself is really immature. I love the cholita receptionist, she is RAD. That's what the security guard should do, just let her in to upset Tony. LOL! Deal with it asshole!
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Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:35pm.
Didn't Bam say she let him put it in the stinker? LOL I also heard she fucked Johnny Knoxville. This is why you're supposed to get the whore out of your system BEFORE you get married...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney- I think she also banged a good percentage of the Jackass cast too, except for WeeMan, I think he had some standards!
Ahahaha - Jilted Jessica doll!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:33pm.
I saw a couple episodes. I thought she acted like that because she was just too stupid in the brainz to communicate on an adult level. Meh, I'll take your word for it. It's not like I'm in the business of giving any celebrity the benefit of a doubt.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I see nothing wrong with having an ex barred from your list.
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You're right, there is nothing wrong with barring your ex from your property but the thing is, this dolt put a freaking SIGN saying Jessica was not allowed. That is so grade school. Really. Telling security guards that the girl was not allowed would have sufficed. As for her being needy, didn't Tony know that already? Specially after the Mayer debacle... Perhaps it didn't matter to him when he was fucking her. Seriously, these douches do not mind these gals being needy and clingy when they are fucking them yet when they break up these men scream like bitches asking for someone to get the scary whiny women off their backs. Wusses. If you can't take it, don't play the game, man.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Stoney - yes, I think that is why they divorced.
1. I thought it said "Jessica is no longer approved for SUCCESS" and I concur.
2. I think she took one of her old bras, removed the underwires and bent them into those earrings.
3. The mole-y on Romo's face gives me the heebies.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:34pm.
I thought Nick divorced her for banging the entire cast of Dukes of Hazzard?
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That's what I heard, that and that she banged almost all the guys from Jackass. Bam for sure.
That picture is making me stabby. I cannot STAND that bitches "pout" look.
not wanting to see her, though there hasn't been any public displays of "I'm a crazy, and i will get you back" behavior from jess, isn't what I found douchey.
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Let's not pretend that we know everything that transpires in their relationship. Just because she's not hanging out at Romo's door a la Lindsay Lohan doesn't mean that she hasn't shown herself in the past to be someone difficult to get rid of.
And let's pretend that she's not desperate or needy, what the fuck is wrong with telling your guards not to let her in?
I don't get what's so douchey about that? They are broken up. Why the fuck should he continue to give her all the trappings of being a girlfriend?
This dude is seriously REACHING here. I don't see why she would even bother, he must have a big dick cause he sure is ugly.
I thought Nick divorced her for banging the entire cast of Dukes of Hazzard?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I hate these people. Its so weird because I dont think I can even name 5 major celebs I would want to be friends with...Sure, they may be fun to party with now & then, but to have them as honest to goodness friends, so many of them seem so sucky & self absorbed.
I wonder if the Robot from Lost in Space is at the gate yelling "Danger, Danger, Tony Romo, Alert Simpson! Alert S-I-M-P-S-O-N.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:17pm.
A Red Alert, really now, all he had to do was make her spell CNN or ask what is the # to 911....
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Ha ha ha ha!!!
Stoney - Did you ever watch Newlyweds?
Chestica is the epitome of needy, clingy, whiney ass childish bitch.
With blonde hair and natural double D titties, she should be able to point & choose her man.
Wake up and smell the peen, Jessica! There are plenty more chickens in the sea for you.
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"Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
Yeah I think last time they broke up Joe convinced him to take Jess back so she could have a date for her sister's wedding. LOL ok that is kinda pathetic and needy."
You know, as much as Papa Joe loves Jessica, he sure likes to butt his nose into her business. More so than any parent should. Hell, he's the No. 1 reason why Nick and Jessica broke up. And the reason why many pity her more than Nick. It also has to do with Jessica not keeping her vow of "chastity" when she and Nick used to do the "down out booty dance" and "oral relations" before they were married.
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Seriously the way he is acting makes me think she did something wrong (aka Mayer). He is acting like a big baby and that's usually a sign a guy has been wronged. Even the biggest jerks I know wouldn't have dumped a girl the day before her birthday unless she really pissed him off. I dunno...something in the milk aint clean...he has always been fully aware of her neediness.
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not wanting to see her, though there hasn't been any public displays of "I'm a crazy, and i will get you back" behavior from jess, isn't what I found douchey. I'm pretty sure it was the RED ALERT.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
i usually dont go for the muscular, athletic type cuz they will cheat on me for a fresher, tigher no-no, but GATDAMMM!! CAN I MAKE AN EXCEPTION??
Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!
Yeah I think last time they broke up Joe convinced him to take Jess back so she could have a date for her sister's wedding. LOL ok that is kinda pathetic and needy.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He's a prick, no doubt. But in all fairness, it's his house. He dumped her. Would you all want your Ex showing up on your doorstep making a scene, bitching and whining? Not me, man.
Ken and Barbie Birthday Party merits a blacklisting.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
What is he, the national security council? Red Alert, my ass. What a weeny peen.
Isn't there a pizza named after him?
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Did he put Papa Joe on the list too??? Wasn't it reported that the last time they broke up Papa Joe was the one who had a little chat with Tony?
Look, I hate Jessica as much as the next person for being a no-talent media whoring slutbag bible-thumper, but I just don't get the whole labelling her as pathetic and needy just because she's been in a couple relationships in the past couple years that didn't work out. It's kinda sexist in my opinion.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
hmm.. maybe I am still on the sixth grade too because I don't see anything wrong with not letting her in.. and why would she want to go back if she got dumped?.. I had two breakups before Mr. Happy Hour and when I was done, I was d o n e.
Stoney
Agreed. This guy is an A #1 douche from the Planet Douche.
Have we heard any reports whatsoever that Jessica has even contacted this loser post break-up? No.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Hahahahaha. Awesome. Jessica deserves it. She's such a bitch. BITCH, I say. BITCH!
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hmmmm...is there a security tape of jessica screaming through the gates for tony?
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