Rupert Everett's Cunty Mouth Cost Him A Job
Rupert Everett's internal filtering system is broken and they don't make the parts anymore to fix it, so nothing is stopping pure fuckery from spewing out of his mouth hole. Rupert, who recently said Michael Jackson was a freak, has been dumped as contributing editor of Vanity Fair after he talked caca about the magazine's editor Graydon Carter in an interview with The Daily Beast.
In the interview, Rupert called Graydon a "weird character." However, he did say that he thinks Graydon is a good fuck, because he heard screams of passion coming from his room when they stayed in the same hotel once. In typical Rupert fashion, he followed the compliment with a kick to the ass bone, "The next day I went down to breakfast and Graydon came in and I thought to myself, well, now I understand why you are always acting so entitled and walking on air even though you're rather fat. It's because grazing the grass between your legs is this appendage of yours. I did rather politely tell him that morning that I thought he was a very good fuck."
Graydon apparently didn't appreciate being called "fat," so took a Magic Eraser to Rupert's name on the masthead. A source told the Daily Mail, "When his remarks reminded Graydon that Rupert was still listed, it seemed some housecleaning was in order."
This is not how you slag off your boss, Rupert. You wait until happy hour with your co-workers like normal people do! Although, Rupert's co-workers probably didn't invite him, because they use happy hour to whoop HIS ass with words.
And does being a big cunt most of your life leave your face looking like a discolored hemorrhoid (see above)? Hmm. I'm in trouble.
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rupert is a hoot. if you don't want to hear what he thinks about something, don't ask him.. because he will tell you. yeah, he's bitchy, but i admire his frankness.
And He talks about another being entitled and walking on airs??
Rupert is nothing more than one of those pseudo-intellectual alcoholics who continually run off at the mouth because they are so lonely and yet so full of themselves....
I dont' think his queen complex has as much to do with losing jobs as the fact that 25 years ago, he looked like this...
http://home.comcast.net/~rupever/pix/ac20.jpg
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they are both fuckin assholes and deserve each other
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What a miserable old shrew she has warped into. She is Camille Paglia with smaller testes and less hair.
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
This nasty old geezer must be getting senile. Glad he got the sack.
Funny Ruppert the Beautiful should call Jackson a freak.
The old fag here must take a look if he should be dead instead.
For Jackson freaky were the rumors.
For Ruppie - he's a walking-talking fact.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 3:51pm
I hope they never remake that movie. That was one of my favorties when I was a kid.
Rupert is a cunt, but he tells some funny stories when he's on chat shows.
Rupert's dead right Michael Jackson WAS a freak
l don't give a shit about how talented he was or
what a great entertainer he was...one look at that
blanched,clownlike face of his will tell you all
you need to know...he was beyond fucked...and as
for Graydon Carter,he's just a tosser ugh!.
Tevness (loves his meth pipe)
My favorite nasty comment by Rupert is how he bashing Gwentyh now that she's replaced him as Madonna's best friend. THe only way he get publicity is by trashing others. Not a nice trait.
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Rupert's career didn't end because he came out. It was very much over by the time he did come out. There are many, many British gay actors . . . GREAT actors who have had long, long careers and still act on stage, screen and TV (see: Jacobi, Derek). I think Rupert the Queer has gotten bitter because his career doesn't equal other Brit stars. He is bitter and cunty, which are not good traits in a queer. These days he only gets publicity when he sprouts nasty things about famous people. Unfortunately, people laugh at him and feel sorry for him, which is not the reaction he hopes for.
Talk show . . . I think now. His nastiness and cuntiness would wear off fairly quickly. Even people like him would get tired of it. So, I'm afraid poor Rupee has no future!!
P.S.: Graydon Carter may not be a very nice man but he is rich and generous to people he likes and who work for him, so I would imagine it is best not to piss him off!!
Maybe Kunty Karl is getting ready to shuffle off to vag heaven in his bedroom slippers and Ev is preparing to replace, like the movie The Guardian where when the old guardian to hell gets ready to retire a new one is drafted.
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He's gotta be in the top 3 of cuntiest queens evah! Mean old bitch...somebody's gonna whoop that ass if he keeps this up.
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Why does Rupert wear all that make-up? Doesn't she know that the only way to get the sizemeat she craves is to act butch?
The fact that Ruuuuupert Everett was ever on staff - or on the masthead, anyway - says it all. Who's famous ass won't Dogface lick? Hmmm?
Gross.
I would rather starve than work for Graydon Carter. Who the fuck does he think he is? Lord of the fake asses is all he'll ever be. Vanity Fair? Please.
Rupert gets bitchier and bitchier the more his looks fade (or get bulldozed with tragic plastic surgery) Is he the new Quentin Crisp?
What a confusing story.
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is rupert aware that the microphone has an "off" button? or for that matter, who is asking his opinion of anything, anyways?
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Rupert is a total cunt. He was born a cunt, and he's been a cunt for years. Beyond his appearance in "Best Friend's Wedding," anyone who paid attention to his book, or any of his other comments, has known how cunty he is.
Of course, he could get away with being such a bitch when he was young and pretty and had a divine body (despite having a very small penis). He no longer has those buffers, which is why GC and Vanity Fair quit his ass.
Now he's old and bitter, and he's assuming the mantle of one of the oldest and saddest gay stereotypes: the bitchy old queen with a sour expression who dishes about others, says cunty things and ends up alone and ostracized.
(See under: Capote, Truman.)
Rupert Everett is the new Mr. Blackwell.
He used to be so handsome. He always talked a bunch of shit, but at least he was easy on the eyes. Now, he just looks like a bitter old plastic manequin.
Well he's obviously very talented. He's a cunt AND a prick.
Perhaps he could fuck himself?
I'm all for honesty and speaking your mind, but he just comes across as a bitter old man. He used to be so attractive and now he looks very Bruce Jenner-ed. Such a shame.
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I don't like the cunty things he said about US but holy shit that was fucking funny!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This should be Celebrity Law, say anything cunty and stoopid, Career.Over. It would force them all TO STFU!
Let's start the list:
Paris Hilton
Jessica Simpson
Skeletina
Megan Fox, sorry honey , you're hwat ho but you is dumb.
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i don't think he's a cunt...he has the face of a vagina though
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Rupie is rockin the two tone spam in this pic....
i followed the link of the bitch he dissed and he looks like an an oompa loompa king
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Ugh, it's like he's trying to become a male Janice Dickenson. We already have too much of her. And it's not exactly like he's telling it like it is. He's making so many bitter rants that the odds that one or two may be right is in his favor.
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HE IS REALLY TESTING MY PATIENCE NOW. GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. YOUR FACE IS NOW UNRECOGNIZABLE.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:59am.
Thank you, that photo just made my morning. This guy looks like an extra in a Tim Burton Film.
Sorry Diamond, I don't read it, not even EVERY issue.
Yes, thanks CocoCoochie. Must say I agree with Rupert (the 'fat' part; the fuck part, well, no comment)
Rup has a bad attitude and a big mouth, but I hope you're not criticizing him for calling Michael Jackson a freak. MJ WAS a complete freak who liked to give the Jesus Juice to children.
It sounds like Rupert and Graydon fucked. Is that the case? Or did Rupert just overhear some whore screaming in "ecstasy"? Because uh, that can be faked.
Either way, I enjoy hearing Rupert's rants. He could get a new career just having a bitch column somewhere.
I'd read that shit.
Submitted by FunFilled on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:38am.
Sorry, but I need to see a photo of this Graydon Carter fellow.
there you go!
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/06/81276497.jpg
Submitted by FunFilled on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:38am.
Sorry, but I need to see a photo of this Graydon Carter fellow.
Sheesh, I googled the bloke, and now wish I hadn'
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There's a photo of him in EVERY issue.
Maybe Everett's just angling for a talk show: "Slag, Hag, Nag"
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:51am.
"VF didn't feel it was appropriate to have a villain from 'Inspector Gadget' on the editorial board."
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You've got me laughing my ass off, I'd forgotten all about that.
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:32am.
Rupert, listen more - talk less, buddy!
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LOL, Reeter!!
Although I don't agree with the thing Rupert says his craziness is entertaining to me. It's comforting to know that someone who's been a non-force and failure all their life can spout cuntiness and be noticed.
He's a haggard old queen with some botched plastic surgery and no yummy young man dick in the foreseeable future no wonder he's a cunt.
Well, he does dish the diss. Doesn't seem like he cares what masthead he's on or not.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:48am.
"...Nobody ever cared"
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I cared!!! He was gonna be a SUPASTSAH!
Graydon should have said something like, "Prince Charming he's not." Or, "VF didn't feel it was appropriate to have a villain from 'Inspector Gadget' on the editorial board."