Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 7/18): Sandra Lee
Birthday: July 3, 1966
Age: 43
Birth Name: Sandra Lee Christiansen
Original Date of HS of the Day: July 15, 2009
Claim to Fame: Your guess is as good as mine. No, Sandra Lee got famous by going to the grocery store, buying a bunch of stuff that is already made and then presenting it in front of Food Network cameras. She doesn't do anything! She might be a genius.
Where is she now? Probably still passed out face first in one of her tablescapes after having too many "semi-homemade" glasses of Hpnotiq and blueberries.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because she might be a drunky (and a crazy). And she's the last person on planet earth who should have their own cooking show. This makes her really hot. Below is just a sample of Sandra's amazing skills:
You too can get away with serving your family something that looks like it came out of an asshole if you just introduce it by saying, "LOOK AT THAT!!"
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
THIS is what sandra's meatloaf looks like
Oh, gross. I can't STAND Sandra! She seems nice enough, but she has NO talent, and her shows are the biggest waste of time. I can see how her friends (if they NEVER cook) might appreciate her cooking tips, but it's embarrassing that Food Network would give her not ONE, but TWO shows.
That meatloaf looks completely unedible.
Damn WTF was she making?! That looked really nasty. Was that on purpose? I never watched her show because I personally thought she hadn't eaten anything since 1991.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Erika Leigh what in the mother fuck is that in your avie?
I actually dont hate her, she seems okay on her show. Has anyone else noticed her face has made a major transformation? She looks much fresher/younger now. Something has been done to her skin very recently & its not just less sophisticated make up.
I have a pic of EXACTLY what her meatloaf looks like lol
How can we not give a shout out to the COCKTAIL TREE!!! Come on MK. She actually said "I've taken everything off the bar and hung it on the tree."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK21SZoXoa4
I can't bear to watch this woman. She reminds me too much of Jolene from "Alice" and her food looks like shit (literally).
Hahahahahahahahaha
Cadebra: Thanks for posting that Kwanzaa cake vid. I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!
Why the taper candles?
Why the corn nuts and pumpkin seeds on the apple cinnamon frosting?
Did she run this shit by any black people before concocting the recipe? I don't think angel food cake is on the soul food menu.
On Twop, people call her 'Slop.
They spend hours re-creating tablescapes and posting pictures of it on the internetz too, but only to prove a point: that they're much better than Sandra at life... or something like that.
I always thought this bitch was funny and entertaining, but never dared saying such thing over there, even tho even mah grandma likes this silly tart too and her opinion should be enough endorsement!
Anyways, Sandra apparently is a very charitable person in real life, which is why granny thinks the world of her.
Me? I love it that she always pops up as the answer to those 'suck and fuck your way into a job' blind items. Looking at this beautiful lush, I'd say, yah, sounds about right.
She looooooooves showing those boobs off.
Look at that dump of diarrhetic turd!!!
Thanks for reminding me why I became a vegetarian all those years ago. Unfortunately I just became a involuntary bulimic too, because that was the ugliest thing I ever saw (and that meatloaf doesnt't look too tasty either).
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Meatloaf is on the menu at Monkey Bar, although it didn't make the list of recommended dishes in The New York Times' one-star review.
From Restaurant Girl:
"Nora Ephron wrote "When Harry Met Sally," but more importantly, she makes a mean meatloaf, and she gave Carter the recipe. It's a mix of ground veal, pork and beef, seasoned with ketchup and Worcestershire sauce, then blanketed with a wonderful mushroom sauce."
*Barf*
So, is Nora Ephron the literary-snob's Sandra Lee? And more importantly, does what's in Sandra's pan look more like Mickey Roarke or Graydon Carter?
Dont know, but in my opinion, meatloaf with ketchup should be in the running for Hot Slut! Forget this Sandra person. Who is she?
I can't help thinking this is Hailey Glassman's dream job... she and betty crocker here have a lot in common, really.
The music when she gets out the ketchup is fantastic... "WOW... ketchup!"
Love. That.
Kwanzaa Cake will live on forever.
I seen one of them once and my grandma made me eat it.
Hey Tits, that was funny! That old dude priest looked like he barfed on himself - Oh Feck! Thank God for YouTube, too bad a lot of funny shows don't air on TV anymore. Thanks for the link, TITS!!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:43pm.
Shit that reminds me of the wallpaper from Father Ted.
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TITS, who is Father Ted?
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oh you are in for a treat!!! Father Ted. Irish comedy show about priests. This is the best ep (but it doesn't feature the hideous wallpaper like other eps do): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMVTMuxw6QE&feature=related
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Woohoo Tiger! I believe I will follow your advice on havin' another hit. Don't forget to get back to me on what you think of the flower arrangements. I said it before & I'll say it again - Sandra Lee is going to be one Jelluz H8r after she gets wind of what we're up to here at DListed, ahahaha!!!!!!!!
http://www.uglyflowerstore.com/
http://www.freakingnews.com/Flowers-Pictures--736-0.asp
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:14pm.
Um, I'm thinking we need some Chinese Lanterns, some fake dragonflies attachted to each napkin ring... a miniature beanie baby bearing a place card and a tiny bag of jelly beans....WATERMELON CARVINGS THAT LOOK LIKE PAST PRESIDENTS OR SERIAL KILLERS...EVERYONE MUST STICK THE JACK OF SPADES CARD IN THE DECK TO YOUR FOREHEAD....TIN FOIL HATS!!!!!! GWAD SMACK SALLY MACK... STRAP YOUR SOCK SLOTS INTO YOUR GREEN BEEN CANS!
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Tiger, did you get a chance yet to check out the other 2 sites *with the ugly floral designs*??
Love all your ideas, I believe we could pull this off yet! I think my fave is the WATERMELON CARVINGS THAT LOOK LIKE PAST PRESIDENTS OR SERIAL KILLERS! Ahahaha!!
This is shaping up to be the most awesome dinner & drinking party EVAH!
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That's cuz it all DListed and shit...
Yeah, Sandra Lee may have dem Bubehs, but she don't have no DLISTED SLUTS....And when I say DLISTED SLUTS, everbody say AHAAAY...or not and just take a shot/hit of something you wuz told not to ingest in grade school...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:14pm.
Um, I'm thinking we need some Chinese Lanterns, some fake dragonflies attachted to each napkin ring... a miniature beanie baby bearing a place card and a tiny bag of jelly beans....WATERMELON CARVINGS THAT LOOK LIKE PAST PRESIDENTS OR SERIAL KILLERS...EVERYONE MUST STICK THE JACK OF SPADES CARD IN THE DECK TO YOUR FOREHEAD....TIN FOIL HATS!!!!!! GWAD SMACK SALLY MACK... STRAP YOUR SOCK SLOTS INTO YOUR GREEN BEEN CANS!
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Tiger, did you get a chance yet to check out the other 2 sites *with the ugly floral designs*??
Love all your ideas, I believe we could pull this off yet! I think my fave is the WATERMELON CARVINGS THAT LOOK LIKE PAST PRESIDENTS OR SERIAL KILLERS! Ahahaha!!
This is shaping up to be the most awesome dinner & drinking party EVAH!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:14pm.
Ok TigerLilly, this is where I may come up a bit short. I am at a loss as how to have a most tacky tablescape. will any of these patterns do?
http://beautifulfabric.com/?gclid=CLG554L19JsCFRBM5QodVBTGAA
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Shit that reminds me of the wallpaper from Father Ted.
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TITS, who is Father Ted?
I tried to google "ugly tablecloths" & this is the best I could come up with, lol!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Alright, I admit to glazing over her entry on the 15th - but I finally watched the vids and I think this bitch is what being a hot slut is all about.
Booze and munchie foods. Who can top that hotness? I might have to start watching her show.
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luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:14pm.
Ok TigerLilly, this is where I may come up a bit short. I am at a loss as how to have a most tacky tablescape. will any of these patterns do?
http://beautifulfabric.com/?gclid=CLG554L19JsCFRBM5QodVBTGAA
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Shit that reminds me of the wallpaper from Father Ted.
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v63197329MRDsYsx
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:14pm.
Ok TigerLilly, this is where I may come up a bit short. I am at a loss as how to have a most tacky tablescape. will any of these patterns do?
http://beautifulfabric.com/?gclid=CLG554L19JsCFRBM5QodVBTGAA
I'll be back in a minute or two. I have to now search for some fitting flower arrangements. Please don't rake me with your deadly tiger talons in the meantime ;)
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Um, I'm thinking we need some Chinese Lanterns, some fake dragonflies attachted to each napkin ring... a miniature beanie baby bearing a place card and a tiny bag of jelly beans....WATERMELON CARVINGS THAT LOOK LIKE PAST PRESIDENTS OR SERIAL KILLERS...EVERYONE MUST STICK THE JACK OF SPADES CARD IN THE DECK TO YOUR FOREHEAD....TIN FOIL HATS!!!!!! GWAD SMACK SALLY MACK... STRAP YOUR SOCK SLOTS INTO YOUR GREEN BEEN CANS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ok Tiger, I think I may have found some most unusually ugly floral arrangements. Hope I did ok!
http://www.uglyflowerstore.com/
http://www.freakingnews.com/Flowers-Pictures--736.asp
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Tigerlilly,
For the PURPLE DRANK I would take some prunes, blueberries, crushed ice, vicodin, valium, vodka blue curacao & yagermeister & throw 'em all in the blender while smoking some good hydro-grown maryjane. I think Sandra would be jealous of ALL our food & drink inventions, ahahaha!!!
Prunes? I'll never get off the bowl!
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...I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin'...
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Ok TigerLilly, this is where I may come up a bit short. I am at a loss as how to have a most tacky tablescape. will any of these patterns do?
http://beautifulfabric.com/?gclid=CLG554L19JsCFRBM5QodVBTGAA
I'll be back in a minute or two. I have to now search for some fitting flower arrangements. Please don't rake me with your deadly tiger talons in the meantime ;)
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by BEAT on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:59pm.
The Dlisted Foodies wouldn't by chance require a man accomplished in the art of cooking semen
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Semen is high in protein and will be welcomed on the DListed Foodies Network, but not cuz it's high in protein, only cuz we all straight up jizz guzzlin' DListed whores....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:06pm.
Replace "oregano and basil" with "a cup of seasoned salt" and I'm in!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:44pm.
Sandra Lee's boobs have their own My Space page. I'm not kidding, guys!
http://www.myspace.com/187605093
Great work def real myspace in myface.
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...I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin'...
Submitted by BEAT on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:59pm.
The Dlisted Foodies wouldn't by chance require a man accomplished in the art of cooking semen?
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Well BEAT that all depends. Will you be using the semen juice to saute the bull's balls with just a pinch of oregano & basil?? Mmmmhmm GOOD! Oh wow, I can't believe I just said that...
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:44pm.
This is what we were MEANT to do!!! Ok, now don't you worry about procuring any "protein" sources, I've got that covered...*tiger wink*...You concentrate on those vegetable things you humans insist upon eating and we'll both brew up the best PURPLE DRANK anyone could imagine....oh, and we'll mix the BEST Vocodintinis and Valiumojitos that any DListed whore ever shamelessly guzzled...JACKPOT!
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For the PURPLE DRANK I would take some prunes, blueberries, crushed ice, vicodin, valium, vodka blue curacao & yagermeister & throw 'em all in the blender while smoking some good hydro-grown maryjane. I think Sandra would be jealous of ALL our food & drink inventions, ahahaha!!!
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Oh.My.God...
I nearly pissed my tiger cage....
That's a FABULOUS parody of her "cocktail time", but you have yet to float an idea about our "tablescape"....*crossing tiger arms over tiger chest, tapping tiger foot impatiently*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiggy - open bar?
not bra.. bar. like the old joke - a dyslexic walks into a bra.. hyuck hyuck
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Cadebra - two questions
a/ how did you know she had a myspace dedicated to her glands and
b/ i forget. curse you short term memory
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:44pm.
Sandra Lee's boobs have their own My Space page. I'm not kidding, guys!
http://www.myspace.com/187605093
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I sent them a friend request, the right approved me but the left one was standoffish.
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I am too afraid of her tits, I wussed out!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
The Dlisted Foodies wouldn't by chance require a man accomplished in the art of cooking semen?
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:44pm.
This is what we were MEANT to do!!! Ok, now don't you worry about procuring any "protein" sources, I've got that covered...*tiger wink*...You concentrate on those vegetable things you humans insist upon eating and we'll both brew up the best PURPLE DRANK anyone could imagine....oh, and we'll mix the BEST Vocodintinis and Valiumojitos that any DListed whore ever shamelessly guzzled...JACKPOT!
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For the PURPLE DRANK I would take some prunes, blueberries, crushed ice, vicodin, valium, vodka blue curacao & yagermeister & throw 'em all in the blender while smoking some good hydro-grown maryjane. I think Sandra would be jealous of ALL our food & drink inventions, ahahaha!!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:30pm.
Serious DListed question.....
whadup wif da Chichi's????
Real or fake?
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I have ceased to care. I am SO sick of looking at tits words fail me.
I may have to change my id.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Don't think of them as tits. Think of them as CHICHIS....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:44pm.
Sandra Lee's boobs have their own My Space page. I'm not kidding, guys!
http://www.myspace.com/187605093
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I sent them a friend request, the right approved me but the left one was standoffish.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:32pm.
TigerLilly - this is ONLY just the beginning of our Dlisted food empire! Compared to us, Oprah, Rachel & Ramsey will be mere amateurs. We will all brainstorm together after downing several shots of your preferred liquor, smoke a few spliffs & come up with the most OUTRAGEOUS fantastic recipes known to man. I'm thinking we could go all the way & have a chain of eateries all over the country.
Fuck Gordon Ramsay, we will BLOW HIS SNARKY ASS OUT OF THE WATER, lol!!!
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This is what we were MEANT to do!!! Ok, now don't you worry about procuring any "protein" sources, I've got that covered...*tiger wink*...You concentrate on those vegetable things you humans insist upon eating and we'll both brew up the best PURPLE DRANK anyone could imagine....oh, and we'll mix the BEST Vocodintinis and Valiumojitos that any DListed whore ever shamelessly guzzled...JACKPOT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sandra Lee's boobs have their own My Space page. I'm not kidding, guys!
http://www.myspace.com/187605093
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:30pm.
Serious DListed question.....
whadup wif da Chichi's????
Real or fake?
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I have ceased to care. I am SO sick of looking at tits words fail me.
I may have to change my id.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife