Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 7/11): Miko Brando
*Note: No, my ass didn't do HSOTW last week, so I'm playing catch up. You can punish me later. Just make sure I can at least sit on my side the next day.
Birthday: February 26, 1961
Age: 48
Birth Name: Miko Castaneda Brando
Original Date of HS of the Day: July 9, 2009
Claim to Fame: Miko Brando was to be a star thanks to Marlon's sperm and Movita's egg. Yeah, I didn't know until recently that Miko's mother was Ana on Knots Landing! Miko is best known for being Michael Jackson's bodyguard/friend. Dude was even in the Thriller video for a quick millisecond.
Where is he now? Hopefully, trying to break Bubbles free so that they can form a new pop duo sensation (with no help from Joe Jackson, thank you). For serious, Miko is probably helping Larry King cross the street right now. They are seem to be bestest friends.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because he wears Hawaiian shirts like a second skin and I can appreciate that. Also, his mother played fucking Ana on Knots Landing! Duh.
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Joe Jackson continues to talk and claims Michael Jackson’s “real” son Omer Bhatti was in the front row of his memorial and “looks, acts and dances like a Jackson”. And even though Omer has publicly denied having any relation to the Jacksons and even Michael Jackson, Joe Jackson begs to differ. It doesn't seem like a cash grab with Omer Bhatti – unlike Nina "Jackson", a British woman claiming to be Michael's wife who could have just gotten payday loans UK.
I think Miko could be the sperm donner father of "Blanket", the kid looks just like him.
THE PLANE ! THE PLANE !!
I'd gladly punish your no no
Movita was a gorgeous woman..a Latina too.
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/couples/photos/movita-brando-and-clark-gable...
Here's a pic of her with Clark Gable.
I also think Miko is Blanket's dad. The resemblance is uncanning.
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Oh and why did Brando disown his grandson? Drama.
His grandson is hot at least.
Confirming my theory 2 hot parents cancel each other the fuck out. Exhibit A, people.
He looks like he has those kind of teefs that curve sharply around in an almost unnatural way. Maybe b/c his mouth is half open but he has that weird teeth curve thing.. like Kelly Osborne.
He sorta looks like that fucker on my secret favorite old tv show (next to Silk Stalkings (their mispelling) Renegade. Lorenzo looks like a Llama's side kick.
the grandson has inherited the family looks....too bad he was disinherited by Marlon....
http://newmalemodelmayhem.blogspot.com/2009/02/tuki-brando.html
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
um, what does he DO?
like was he a friend to MJ, or an advisor, or an bodyguard. It's amazing how MJ had all these friends and you never saw them around the man.
Anyway he does skeeze me out in a Ron Jeremy hot hedgehog love kinda way. The shirts are just killer. And I have reason to think this dude may be more pussy than Maru!
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
A lot of people are still plunking down quick cash to find Omer Bhatti pictures. The internet is blowing up with people looking for Omer Bhatti pictures. Ordinarily, there wouldn't be a reason for anyone to look at Omer Bhatti pictures, as he's unknown outside of Norway, where he plies his trade as a rapper/dancer, but the buzz is that he might be Michael Jackson's secret child.
No way MK , this is not Marlon Brando's son. Please. Get out. Unless you can show me a picture of this weird looking dude with drop dead gorg Marlon , I am not going to believe this. How come ?
Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:33pm.
Dad Marlon must have thought he was being very Toltec when he gave Miko the middle name Castaneda - after Carlos, the anthropologist author.
No, I think after Miko's mom, Movita Castaneda.
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"I am a sightseeing guide, not a homosexual guide," he volunteered unexpectedly.
My poodle has more Marlon dna than this man....
he looks huggable!
Coma Caca!!
Oh Michael K.....how I would love to 'punish' your ass.
you're telling me he's part marlon?
I think he looks more like a marlin crossed
with a sea turtle
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
There's a rumor that Miko was the sperm-donor for Blanket Jackson. He denies it though.
Dad Marlon must have thought he was being very Toltec when he gave Miko the middle name Castaneda - after Carlos, the anthropologist author.
i dont see the resmebl.he looks sweet. :) i hope he has his own island.;>
Movita Castaneda appeared as Ana in 17 episodes of Knots Landing from October 1987 to May 1989.
Valene's mother was played by the late Julie Harris.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 8:44pm.
...Ana on Knots Landing???...was that Valene's mother?....can't seem to place her...
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me either. can't find a pic of her in that character either - which makes mk knowing this even spookier.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Lordy! As pretty as his parents were, he got da shoooort end of both sticks!!!
Brando had some ugly ass kids!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:33pm.
He looks like Don Ho with Downs Syndrome.
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
He looks like Don Ho with Downs Syndrome.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
...Ana on Knots Landing???...was that Valene's mother?....can't seem to place her...
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
@ Real Mimi - you said it, Miko does REEK, lol!! Go Maru!
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Submitted by 881114 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 8:23pm.
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What is this fuckery all about, 881114? Can't you think of something more relevant or clever to say when you visit this site? For instance - Miko is a fat, fugly tool & Maru is a hot pussy - or some such phrase. I just don't get fools like you at all. Please just go away, if you can't even TRY to have a little fun and say something that's trashy, riotous shit for God's sake!!
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He's like Ron Jeremy---Reeks of pure sex!!
Here, this paper bag looks better on you than on Maru." It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> ＢＩＧＵＫＬＯＶＥ . c O m "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
Definitely see the family resemblance. But seriously, I'll bet Miko was probably hot for one relatively brief, shining moment of his life, too.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
the pussy wins any day, you're toast miko.
"the only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big, fat party animals." -Homer Simpson
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Ima say this since I have no further comments, Mico in CR is Pussy. I know his name is spelled MiKo with a K but, it just made me uncomfortable thats all and I had to say it.
Coma Caca!!
Plecostomus on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 7:12pm.
Maybe we need to see his manchichis?
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No thanks. We saw enough manchichis in the Brooke thread.
@zomay
Maybe we need to see his manchichis?
Then again, maybe not.
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Bottom-feeder.
He is like the last person you think of when you hear the words 'hot slut'.
There's NO WAY this pudgy, Herve Villachaize lookin dude could be sprung from the loins of this adonis, Marlon Brando!
http://images.askmen.com/fashion/style_icon/23_style_icon.jpg
He more resembles this dude, the aforementioned Herve V. aka Tattoo
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HerveVillechaize.jpg
Anyways, my vote for HSOTW is definately Maru, all the way!!
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I see the family resemblance. I wonder if he introduces Marolon to Michael or it it was the other way around?
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miko is more feminine than Bro-gan
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 7:06pm.
what can you say to a face like that?
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"Here, this paper bag looks better on you than on Maru."
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Bottom-feeder.
what can you say to a face like that?
Miko is no Maru.
No contest. He gets pussy whipped.
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Bottom-feeder.