Sunday, July 26th 2009
Brooke Hogan Is Living The Dream!
While you were buying economy-sized condoms, suppositories and a jumbo bottle of Chardonnay at Wal-Mart in Cooper City, FL yesterday, you might have run into Brooke Hogan in the tube sock section signing copies of her van door portrait called Redemption. After the autograph signing, I hope you stuck around to watch Brooke demonstrate how to achieve a perfect tuck using a BVD jockstrap, frozen Otter Pops and Equate brand panty liners.
Last night, Brooke put her tuck game to the test by performing her famous drag show at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel with her mini-boyfriend Stack$ (pronounced: a-hole).
Thanks to all Brooke's hard work and dedication this weekend I'm sure her album will go double aluminum foil. At least!
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I'm sorry, man, her body is hot in that red and black number. But really - what kinda music does this harlot sing? I've never heard anything by this ho.
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Brooke's man looks like a puppet next to her, a ventriloquists dummy!
Instead of $tacks, he should be thumb tacks. I hope Brooke is the son that will carry the Hogan name on in professional wrestling. Now if she/it went into the ring and rassled in a dress with her dong hanging out, she/it would have the title in about 2 weeks! It would be awesome!
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She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!
Hand me that 'portrait' ~ we just ran out of shit house paper.
Poor Brooke inhterited all her daddy's testosterone..while her brother got her mama's estrogen....very sad, and so delusional of her. I would like her maybe a tiny bit if she didn't think she was SOO sexy (which she isn't), she is just a big ass person (not 100% sure she is female), trying too hard to be sexy (which is something this thing is not!)
I gotta admit - I fucking LOVE this couple. They make me laugh so hard every time I see him. He really is a tiny fella, isn't he? I would so love to see her daddy get pissed at him.
I only hope that they truly are kidding - because if they seriously are trying to be "real", then that's just tragically sad. I prefer to believe they're joking.
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I just have to say that this is a remarkably ugly girl! I mean seriously she is fucking ugly. Somebody please help me understand why she is even getting any attention. I know she is the daughter/son of the Hulkster but so fucking what! She is ugly, a huge bitch, the brains of an acorn and totally and utterly void of any talent. So------!!!!
How can someone so young look so old & used up? She has also gained some weight. She needs to wash her face. I am so sick & tired of these talentless hacks making so much money.
Who on earth would think that is a goodlooking album/cd cover? I think my older brother did something like that in art class his junior year! He also listened to REO Speedwagon and wore a "Keep on Truckin" tshirt.
Brooke is like a Great Dane who thinks it's the size of a toy poodle. Women who are 6'5 and built like a linebacker shouldn't try to dance like Britney Spears. It just looks ridiculous.
She looks like a gladiator! Could you imagine her all horny and shit comming at you!!! That would scare the crap out of me! With her man-face, man-hands and at the very least a small penis all rarin to go!!! Fuck that I'm otta here!!!
lol "van door portrait"
The hottest guy ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmc6w9NA6Ck
Double aluminium foil...LOL
That bf of hers is a joke...
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
The angels are hiring a lawyer to sue this aging bitch for making them look stupid.
geezuz this bitch looks about 43 years old.
WTF. Brooklyn HoAgain, you are so unfamous you never had your 15 minutes of fame and you never SHOULD either.
That poor girl is looking more like her Mom everyday!!! Also, I can't believe she thinks that drawing of herself is good. I would burn it.
Living well is the best revenge.......
Folks are buying her crap?
Geeze, what is with that boyfriend, Short Stack, I thought they existed only in pancake houses!
Even Brookie can do better that THAT!
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 8:19pm.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel....
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
It's missing a few wolves, and a moon.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:12pm.
Pic 5 is the free BJ stance...buy one and get one free.
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That is the funniest thing I have read in probably forever. MK, you are SUCH a genius. Bravo!
Pic 5 is the free BJ stance...buy one and get one free.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 5:34pm.
Ahhaha! Oh my god, the thumbnails! I can't believe MK didn't use #5 as the main pic.
Seriously, he totally should have used #5 as the main pic. Or even #11 - that one's a really good one too with her looking like her Dad in wrestling tights and her right hand in a fist looking like she's doing the jack-off gesture.
picture #14 Stacks has those prescription sensible shoes my abuela wears.
Ha! In the first pic it looks like even her album cover is rolling its eyes at this mess!
...I bet she (still has) has a weiner like Kelly Ripa's bellybutton...
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she is in good shape but she has a hellaofaman-jaw. If she had a goatee one would have a hard time telling her and her father apart.
In the fifth pic she looks like her mom. Already used up!
She is sexy.she has a perfectly fantastic body.
It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " ＢＩＧＵＫＬＯＶＥ .com" last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
It's like shooting fish in a barrel....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by jalynne on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 7:38pm.
Anyone here know the name of the Hulk Hogan rap song with the lyrics "Poppin' bottles"? He had a website up years ago with all his songs, but I can't find it now.
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I couldn't find lyrics to the Hulk Hogan song, but I found very amusing reviews of his album on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Hulk-Rules-Hogan-Wrestling-Boot/dp/B000008PE1
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LOL MK! That post was full of gold. Tube sock section, van door portrait, double aluminum foil, stack$ pronouced a-hole! BWAHAHAHHA!
Thumbnail #5 is full-on KLASSY. Stack$ has some long ass fingers. All his growing went there.
OMG! That dewd is so kewl!
And his skill set!
He can point a finger AND make lame ass gang sign
geezus, what passes for male these days
I bet she had to fight him for mirror time
And won
How fucking clueless can a person be, I think Brooke is right near the edge.
Anyone here know the name of the Hulk Hogan rap song with the lyrics "Poppin' bottles"? He had a website up years ago with all his songs, but I can't find it now.
You know.... If she was handing out bj's....
But I'd hate for her dad to walk in....
OMG! I totally recognize Stack$! He doubled for Mini-me in Austin Powers didn't he?
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Oh God, MK. Don't tease. When you said she was there with her boyfriend I was sure you were talking about Hulk Hogan. Why don't they just come out as a couple (of idiots) already?
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the picture of her and that man wearing a fedora make me think of a low rent britney and kfat (who knew such a thing was even possible!)
she even has the bad weave down pat!
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Ugggh, why is this skank even relevant in the least? Even compared to Parasite, this bitch is the epitome of white trash. Brooke is just awful & oh-so douchey. Perhaps she should hook-up with JonGos or Papa Hohan, that would be about right, lol!
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Submitted by TweedledeeToronto on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 7:06pm.
Gallery of the Absurd has the REAL Brooke Hogan album cover:
http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/2009/05/brooke-hogans-album-cover-illu...
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brilliant!
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Submitted by TweedledeeToronto on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 7:06pm.
Gallery of the Absurd has the REAL Brooke Hogan album cover
GOTA is da best.
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Was Linda Hogan taking steroid pills instead of folic acid/multivitamins while she was pregnant? Brooke Hogan is way too tall and big and thick for her own good, she always looks like a dude. Like a slightly more feminine version of Chyna.
She has always been white trash because the Hogans are white trash, so her doing a low-rent mini-concert at a Wal-mart doesn't surprise me. Let's be honest, what's her demographic?!.
Her Polly Pocket boyfriend is douche-tastic. He's part guido, part ghetto... and 100% creepy.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
All that effort and what for?
I don't know about anyone else but I'm way too lazy to be delusional, it takes far too much energy.
Dammit MK! My Sunday was jazz & mellow sunlight until this post.Now my ribs hurt from the laughter.Thanx asshole. ;-)