Candy Spelling Needs A Hobby
A little while ago, Tori Spelling invited her mother to her daughter's 1st birthday party. Candy never met her granddaughter, so Tori thought this might be a good time. Candy turned that shit down, because cameras from Tori's reality show were going to be at that party. Candy already queefed about it to the media a zillion times, but she's not done. Oh no. Porky Pig's long-lost twin sissy slithered into her letting writing room and punched out an open rant which she *exclusively* gave to TMZ. Yeah, so the next time your mother tells you off under her breath in front of everyone at Thanksgiving dinner, just be thankful that your mother is not Candy Spelling.
This is the ball of farts the over-aged lunatic wrote. Sprinkle a little Pepto dust in your eyes, CLUE LIGHTS and read on:
EXCLUSIVE TO: TMZ.COM
TO: MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)
FROM: CANDY SPELLINGI Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing. I did. My memories didn't match all those of my mother, and, funny thing, it's the same way with my daughter.
Life has consequences. What you say is on the record. Other people have feelings.
I have a vested interest in this subject. My daughter, Tori's, two-part season finale revolves around my granddaughter's first birthday party and how she has made what seems like an agonizing decision to invite me.
Cue music. Cue sideways glaces. Clue Lights.
I did get an invitation just in time for the RSVP deadline. I'm sure its delivery will be on next week's episode with some comment about my house or driveway or street or something they won't like. I wonder if that will be spread out over one part or two. Sigh.
A big party wasn't how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too. At the time I emailed "yes," I didn't realize I was being set up for a two-parter, even though it was clear I was being invited to be part of a segment for my daughter's reality show.
Spoiler alert. Don't read this if you plan to sit through an hour of people looking at their watches and saying "she's late." I decided my first meeting with my granddaughter should be on home video, not primetime cable; so I emailed that i would not be attending.
She goes on to blab more, but this is the gist of it.
When even TMZ stops publishing Candy's ridiculousness, she's going to have to shout her rants on Hollywood Blvd. like an authentic crazy person does. I can't wait for that day to arrive.
And this almost made me feel a little bad for Tori, but then I remembered how her soul-bruising acting skills pretty much ruined The House of Yes for me......
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Submitted by soul on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 3:17pm.
has Candy seen Liam ever?
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"Spelling says her daughter stopped communicating with her after marrying her first husband, Charlie Shanian, in 2004. They reconciled with the March 2007 birth of Liam, Tori's first child, with her second husband, actor Dean McDermott. (She and McDermott fell in love on the set of the 2006 TV movie "Mind Over Murder" when both were married to others, raising Spelling family hackles.) A nanny would drop off Liam for weekly visits, but Candy says her daughter again broke off communication several months ago." - Candy Spelling lets you inside 'Candyland'
by The Los Angeles Times (via Newsday.com)
from EW.com:
Candy Spelling's 'Stories from Candyland': I read it, so you don't have to!" by Kate Ward
Bitch needs a big fat black dick in her mouth.
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
Candy Spelling is really doing a great service to all of us who think we have a lousy mother and/or a dsyfunctional family. Everybody pales in comparison to her nastiness, vicdictiveness, craziness and just shitness.
I feel sorry for Tori. I would have turned into a psycho growing up with such a mother. Who's ugly - inside and out
Kathy Griffin and her mother on Bravo, they have a great relationship on real tv. :) has Candy seen Liam ever? a grandmother wants to see her grandchildren ALL the time and spoil them.
not a huge fan of T&D and their lives, but I symp with Tor about her mother.
Has this old bitch ever heard of taking the high road? You don't air dirty laundry on fucking TMZ, you spiteful, immature, old, miserable wreck. Go drown in a pile of money, hag.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Okay - Note to Candy: How much more classy would it have been to show up, expensive presents in hand, kisses for all (including Tori and hubby) and a fond farewell with a promise to see all soon.....with the cameras RUNNING.
Candy - you are too old for this shit - your child is not your rival, but thanks to your selfishness and ingorance, we ALL now know the truth. BTW - this is NOT the way a real Grandparent behaves, and you will pay for this stupidity a thousand times over....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I'm going to give my Mom a big kiss tonight - thank you Mom for not being Candy Spelling. Candy - if your daughter is middle aged than you are as ancient as the pyramids, what an awful Mother.
Damn and i got mad my mom told me off on my fb page.....mammiiiiii!!!!
Go away, Candy.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
I have to wonder if she has early onset dementia.
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Submitted by FarmerFred on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:57pm.
Well said, FarmerFred! Tori is the unfortunate spawn of 2 very unattractive people, she got a jaw line like a pelican. And her eyes are too far apart. And Candy looks like Miss Piggy's mama, lol!
Here's the 20 ugliest celebs (including Tori) if your eyes can handle it!
http://christinelam.com/blog/?p=86
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Yuck. Ugh. Gross. Ack. Gah.
I don't have much to say except that Tori is a dumb bitch who stole a woman's husband, who had just adopted a baby girl from China, taking him away from his old family to start a new one with her.
Dean is a douche. DOUCHE. Not only a douche because he left his family, and never made any effort to stay in touch with the new daughter, makes mild attempts to see the son. Gross. Hear that, Dean? It's the sound of my hysterical laughter in response to the many times you've said your wife is "so hot". No she's not. She's effing ugly as, well I don't know what, but it ain't good. We all know it, you know it. Her moo-lah is "so hot". Get to it, boy! Get your money, and RUN! This bitch ain't hot, she's as crazy as her mother!
I don't care about Candy. She's a bitch. A big one. I get it. At least she doesn't have a weekly tv show polluting my evening television pleasure.
UGH. SIT DOWN Tori Spelling. And Dean. And Candy.
Candi's a mean spirit. She walked out of her grandson Liam's life after seeing him for 3 weeks straight. Then poof...
Tori should take Dean's advice and cut the apron strings. Her mom's insane-in-the-membrane.
Good god what a bitch! Poor Tori, imagine having THAT hag as your mother. On well, the old bitch has still got or squillions of dollars. Yeah must be wonderful getting hugs and kisses from your money, who needs those pesky grandkids. Who needs the time spent watching them grow up, take their first steps, say their first words. Playing with them, reading to them and just loving them unconditionally.
Candy you are a materialistic, fake, vacant, cold hearted, old bitch!
What a couple of obnoxious bitches! Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree, eh Candy?
But to call her daughter "middle aged"! That was uncalled for! Then again, what does that make Candy? Elderly, like her real face should look!
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
Submitted by hoolsa on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:06pm.
EXCLUSIVE TO: MELTY FACE
FROM: TRANNY LIZARD
RE: TL;DR
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AHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Biggest rofl I've had all day.
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Bottom-feeder.
EXCLUSIVE TO: MELTY FACE
FROM: TRANNY LIZARD
RE: TL;DR
You know people may flame me for this but on her show Tori does seem to give her the benefit of the doubt. Dean's over there telling her to cut the bitch off, but Tori's always whinning that it's her mother, the only living grandparent, they didn't always hate each other, Candy could be a good mom, blah, blah, blah.
Maybe if Candy paid attention a little bit better she'd see that Tori could rip her new one but never fully commits. I think Oxygen is the one making it all dramatic like and cueing the commercials when something "big" is supposed to happen. For whatever reason Tori still loves/likes? her mother and can never seem to stop thinking about her. She needs to just let it go. Candy will never stop trying to make her look like shit.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 5:53pm.
I would expect nothing less coming from a predator that likes it play with its food before devouring it ;)
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That is not true!!! My "dinner" has be trussed (and gagged) marinating in exotic spices (read: tiger saliva) for two hours and I've barely poked a stick at it...A claw or tooth? Psssht...well, yeah, I'm a tiger, but no sticks...None...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have read both of Tori's books and I actually enjoyed them. I think her mom is just an evil bitch. I can't imagine having a mother say such horrible things about me. That must be painful. I like Tori and she deserves a lot better than this hag. I found it especially sad on her show when she talked about how she will always hold out hope that her mother will come around even though she knows her mother will just break her heart again.
I dislike Mrs. Spelling intensely and I hate agreeing with her here but I do. If she and her daughter have been estranged for a long time then their first meeting does not need to be on national television. It would probably be very emotional and I don't blame Candy for not wanting that broadcasted to all of us.
She has treated Tori horribly in many ways so I don't even know if she deserves a reconciliation or meeting her grandchild. But Tori did invite her so she apparently thinks she does. In that case it ought to be done in private. Tori shouldn't dangle getting to meet her granddaughter in order to drag her on her show. That sucked and was manipulative. I imagine both of these people have contributed to their sad relationships woes but Tori is wrong to try to make her mother come on her show as the price of making up.
Candy was born in 1945! I really thought she was born in 1930. Her plastic "work" is awful.
This is a troubled soul who is beyond finding a hobby, she needs years of quality therapy. How stupid is this woman , seriously?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 5:53pm.
I would expect nothing less coming from a predator that likes it play with its food before devouring it ;)
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Random acts of kindness make me sick.
TEAM CANDY!!!! Why, you ask? I'll tell you why cuz this grandcunt keeps the drama going. Her crazy old ass is a heinous monster, but I LURVES me some drama. Shit like this from peeps like that entertains the fuck of me, so I say BRING IT and Tori the Hut's Mama je'ee knows how to BRING IT! Word.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*side-glances*
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Bottom-feeder.
DOH!
That's SIDEWAYS glaces indeed.
Eye glaces indeed.
Nothing could ruin House of Yes.
Tori's 36. I guess that's middle-aged if you die at 72. Doesn't fit my subjective definition. As someone said, it's just her mom's dig where it hurts in Hollywood.
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Ugh, I was never a Tori Spelling fan...but then I accidentally read both of her books (shame) and totally warmed up to her. Team Tori all the way. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that she gave her mom the option to not be filmed if she came to the party and Candy still acted a bitch and didn't show up anyway.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 4:15pm.
What's up with the middle aged stuff, too? Isn't Tori only about 33 or something? Meow!
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She hits where the Hollywood hurts! Funny stuff. I sort of can't believe this is Candy Spelling's writing style.(I'd never bothered to read any of her crazy letters before). She sounds all sorts of juvenile and 6th grade drama-ish.
Might I suggest a cage match?
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Harsh.
Not sure what mothering instincts are like, nor can I pretend to understand this mess of a mother-daughter relationship, so I'll just say that...
I half agree with the old c-rag. Partially, I see her bashing of reality tv as great, but I also see the venom is focused on her daughter too.
Wonder if she watches Flavor of Love and other reality shows, but bashes the Tori shows just because they're Tori's?
Hah! This would be a funny sight to catch: this bitch eating bonbons, while watching Rock of Love or some shit.
I fucking love the tags on this post, especially Smoke A Bowl, LOL. Anyhoo, I don't like either one of them, but how can Candy tell Tori to stop whining about what happened to her in first grade and summer camp, but she can write a book and include how much she hates her daughter? If she's allowed to tell her story, Tori should be allowed to tell her story too without it always having to be about how Candy feels about it. The whole birthday thing is another issue. Take the meeting the grandchildren for the first time privately, but neither one of these bitches is a big enough person to take the first step in doing that. What's up with the middle aged stuff, too? Isn't Tori only about 33 or something? Meow!
Hambletta stutters...
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 12:40pm.
I just spit vodka thru my nose, and it was worth the burn...FUCKING HILARIOUS!
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Put a dick in Grandma Candy's mouth to shut her up. Any dick will do.
She could get outside herself for an hour this year and do it up big for the cameras and the drama and up her daughter's ratings. But nooooo. It has to be all about her. Be a bitch, get the people talking and giving you the evil side-eye, gremlin mom. You've done it before. You can do it again.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I kinda do feel for Tori. Candi must have been a nightmare when Tori was growing up.
This is just so sad. Airing your family's dirty laundry to the world via Harvey and TMZ... boy, is that pathetic.
You'd think if you and your mother both looked like characters from "Sigmund & the Seamonsters" you would naturally band together.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
The House of Yes, fucking awesome movie!
Candy and Tori should just accept they will never have a relationship. Harsh, maybe, but it's the truth. There is no point in them dragging this shit out over and over again. They should go their own separate ways and leave it at that. That is what I had to do with my dad, and yeah it sucks that I had to resort to that, but sometimes it is the only thing that will work.
What kind of grandmother waits A YEAR to try to see her first grandbaby and then flakes?
Most old ladies would crawl over broken glass to get a glimpse of their first grandchild.
Shit.
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Submitted by soul on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 1:52pm.
i hope Tori invited her knowing she would reject the invite.shows what a B Candy is.
Tori needs to cut Candy out of her life.
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She can't, because that's when her creepy golddigging husband takes her car to a very special mechanic to "fix" the brakes and cash in that life insurance on her head, 'cause that's the only way he's getting paid if there's no hope to get at memaw Spelling's millions.