Skeletor Got To Second Base
Skeletor took the night off from hunting virgins for their blood to take JLo to her big 40th birthday party in NYC. It might have been JLo's night, but Skeletor is the one who really got lucky. Bitch got to touch one of her tetas! You know this is the farthest he's gotten with JLo since he stuck his brittle wang bone in her real quick to make the Dragon Tales twins.
Normally, JLo would fart on him for pulling this kind of move in public, but she didn't know what was going on. First of all, because of the 10 tons of make-up on her eyes, she couldn't see too good. Second of all, she really didn't have much feeling in her chichis, because her tight ass girdle cut off all circulation to them.
Happy Belated Birthday to JLo! And Happy Titty Touching Day to Skeletor!
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Thanks everyone (sorry my internet is slow today). I don't know the new fiancee at all...even though he and I are friends I chose my her when they broke up. I still talk to him and stuff but I don't hang out with him really anymore, so I can't send her the texts.
She took the breakup hard and learning of his engagement....he was just an ass and still is apparently.
JLO: hmmm.
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MissJane, talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place! But if you do decide to tell her, he is the one in the wrong, not you.
MEN is right. *shrugs*
Oh, and JLo has a big arse.
MissJane,tell your friend and show the texts. harsh but effective.
Is it me or does JLo have freshly fucked hair? I might be sick....
MJT
Why do you feel you shouldnt tell her? If youre worried about it hurting her maybe wait a bit and see if its necessary? Otherwise I think the advice you tell her is good because why should you take the weight for someones inability to behave well? Its not yr fault he is a COCK
I also love Jlos dress. ( and think she looks good at 40 and drunk too so gets my vote)
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:24pm.
Why not forward them to his current fiancee?
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:13pm.
UGH - my very good friend's ex has been sending me inappropriate text messages. He and I were friends before they start dating but I have known her longer. This ex is also engaged to someone else and is texting me while at his bachelor party. I don't know what to do. I am obviously not interested and just disgusted. Do I tell her!?
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Can you block his texts? Your BF knows he's engaged to someone else right? I would just ignore him, unless the texts were threatening?
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Thanks IG - I am upset because I tell her everything and I feel weird keeping anything from her.
Well he kind of stomped all over her heart and I almost want to tell her look even more proof he is an ass and you are the lucky one....but, I don't want to upset her either. MEN.
JLO - love the dress.
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*Blondeface*
Why do women wear their dresses so long that they drag and get stepped on? Obviously you can only wear the dress once because it is ruined after stepping all over it...maybe that's why! Celebs are so wealthy they don't wear clothing more than once anyway...
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MissJane, tell him in no uncertain terms to fuck the fuck off. If he doesn't stop, then I'd shout it from the rooftops. It's not like your GF is still involved with him, right? I doubt she'd be mad.
UGH - my very good friend's ex has been sending me inappropriate text messages. He and I were friends before they start dating but I have known her longer. This ex is also engaged to someone else and is texting me while at his bachelor party. I don't know what to do. I am obviously not interested and just disgusted. Do I tell her!?
JLo looks good for having twins.
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Plecto yr Greyskull Jlo Avie is THE SHIT!
I need to bust some nuts tonight....got in from "the wedding" and *tries to stay on topic* oh fuck it....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Two has beens.
MissJane! There's no OP on the weekend. You OK?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 5:58pm.
say what you have to say and just put JLO at the end of your thought that way your on topic. lol
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She looks pretty good for 40. She needs to lose the constant diva look and throw on some jeans or something though.
JLo does look a bit under the influence. Maybe she is the coke mom in the last Blind Item?
Where's her ass? That must be some super Spanx.
Submitted by Lory on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 5:31pm.
Jlo looks like she was on the good shit that night.
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Right? If I had that bag of bones climbing aboard me at night, I'd need the good shit too. :P
Jlo looks like she was on the good shit that night.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
"Jenny from the block" my ass. she's looking very stepford wife.
1. THank you MK for posting a new subject cause I was getting pissed off on that trout lipped looking thing below
2. WHat's that thing hanging out on the second pic by her boob/armpit area? more ass coming out?
3. she looks alright aslong as she enjoyed her bday whatev. cant say much for Marc Anthony since he looks like my guy best friend. Been thin all his life and his family is the same. cant judge there.let's all smoke some green stuff and drink! my treat
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 4:43pm.
I'd hate being JLO.
The ridiculous looking and domineering husband and to top it off, an ass that's almost impossible to downsize without a scalpel...
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She's just biding her time until she seizes all of Skeletor's power. THEN she can capture Castle Grayskull, destroy He-Man, and finally rule Eternia!
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Bottom-feeder.
I'd hate being JLO.
The ridiculous looking and domineering husband and to top it off, an ass that's almost impossible to downsize without a scalpel...
40 years of that shit?
NO! I would have died 10 years ago if I were her.
She's got all of her bits under control there. She looks good!
Jello does look wasted in the main pic but I'm thinking it's from lack of oxygen from that dress being so tight and pulling all her fat in...breathe.
I loathe JLo and wanted to write a snarky remark, and maybe my eyes are going bad or I didn't get enough sleep last night, I dunno, but I think she looks pretty good in these photos.
Got nothin to say about Skeletor tho,sorry
Hey people, let's laugh at this recent J. Lo picture. Girdle and all, she's still busting out of that dress! muahahahhaha
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/celebp/20090725_lopez/phot...
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She's been lightened. Compare her bday sluts pic to these ones. Her eyebrows & hair. She's not letting her skin get any darker, either. She looks like Latina Lite.
Do you think when aliens come down to visit the planet and take samples they pick up J-Lo and say, "Wellllll, her card says Puerto Rican, but I don't know ...." "Welllll, her card says she can sing, but I don't ... omfg, ha ha ha ha ha ha." "Her card says she's retarded ...." (Wonky McValtrex)
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Jo lo is also looking pretty stoned. She probably has to get stoned to let him touch her. I bet their marriage is one of convience, and merging the money together. He looks icky to me.
The only thing that makes me happy is that the new generation does not know her. I was watching In Living Color on dvd a few days ago from about 1991 when she was a Fly Girl and mused out loud how different she looked and my 11 year old boy asks, "who is Jennifer Lopez?" "she's an actress" "what movies has she been in?" and after naming a few realized he wouldn't know her from anything and he had never heard her music. This makes me happy.
The summer of gray. Come on Jlo some ladies look great in black, gray, tan, nude etc etc.
I like JLO in color. Like that green dress with Diddy. Heeeeheeeeeheeeeeheeee I bet Mark gets pissed off when people bring up her ex's.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 4:15pm.
I'm loving all the fart talk lately.
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That was completely random and made me laugh like a mental patient.
Jlo is looking milf-tastic. This is a botox regiment we should all get behind. She used to look straight up busted on "In Living Color". She looks better now.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
JLo why do you insist on wearing too tight to breathe clothing? Other than that she looks okay. Skeletor gives me nightmares. Happy "40th" for the 5th year in a row!
I'm loving all the fart talk lately.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.
I can't believe J. Lo is forty. It was like yesterday I was a preteen and loving her shitty music (bows head in shame). I'm getting old!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 3:59pm.
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Was just going to post something similar. What a crock of shit they keep trying to sell us all.
And there's no way she turned 40 this year, surely she's about 44 or so?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Maybe SHE'S Coke Mom? It would explain why this brittle little piece of jerky managed to grab her boob.
And she's looked like she's forty for like five years now.
...and she hasn't looked a day over 40 for the past 10 years, ladies and gentlemen! *applause*
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
She looks completely stoned. It looks like the frankenbabies may have brought out the worst in her. Unrestricted OCD is exhausting.
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I can't be the only person to notice she's wearing a Spanx underneath her dress.
At least she looks pleased about it. Agree with the drunk comment. Sounds like a good idea.
The only reason this lecherous-looking lizard got his sticky digits on her chichis is because J.Low looks drunk as a skunk.
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Bottom-feeder.
You know this is the farthest he's gotten with JLo since he stuck his brittle wang bone in her real quick to make the Dragon Tales twins.
Oh puuuleeeeeze, MK, we all know that that happened in vitro. No chance 90% of all celebs are giving birth to twins!
JLo is looking beat!
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