If Ty Ty Can't Eat, You Can't Eat!
The First Lady of Crazy is currently on a diet where she only eats the souls of America's Next Top Model contestants, so this mean she's not eating any kind of junk food. And if Ty Ty isn't eating delicious greasiness than neither is anyone around her!
If you're one of Ty Ty's friends, you better keep a damn Snickers in your titty area so that you sneak a bite in the bathroom stall on the down low.
A source tells Fox411, “She has become so strict with her diet that she can’t even stand for junk food or fattening food to be around her. So she’s basically telling anyone she eats with what they can and can’t order. Most people think she’s joking at first, but then they realize she actually expects them to follow her eating rules too. She tells them: ‘If I’m not eating it, you’re not eating it!’”
Ty Ty is serious! You know what this means? This means we all need to get on the phone with Papa John's and order EVERYTHING with extra dipping butter (containing 8,000 grams of fat) to be delivered directly to Ty Ty's office. Then we'll all gather outside of her office with wine coolers and watch as she blows through the roof and into the air. Crazyworks!
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Why is she on diet? I thought she wasnt "fat", isnt that what all the hoopla was about when she on the cover of "People"?
Ty Ty is a legend in her own mind.
Tyra = C U N T
"Fuck me running..."
This story is hilarious. And reads as 100% true. Can you imagine working with her? On a positive note, if you tell gossip mags that she tips poorly she will return the next day with a generous tip. And Chelsea Handler has extended an open invitation to her employees to receive holiday gifts from Chelsea, since Tyra doesn't believe in compensation.
With her delusions of grandeur this fine example of straitjacket material makes Napoleon look modest. Next stop: the Isle of Elba.
I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I accidentally stopped by and saw a piece of her show last night about straight males that act gay while working in gay bars as bartenders??? What a bunch of bullshit!! She has become so fucking pretentious acting like when she went to some anal hole in LA, some bartender told her he wasn't a dick licker when he waited on her and she had the nerve to act like she didnt know straight guys worked in such bars because SOME FUCK said he wasnt into receiving cock to a rich bitch, "I'm Straight"???? Yeah, right, straight up everybody's ass, i'd be thinking! Can anyone say men on The DownLow will SAY anything to rich bitches and or dumb ones, especially if it gets them on TV or into some kind of hole for the night???!! Why would any sane bitch believe anything some hairy balls would say to them while working at a queerballs bar, shit, i don't believe what males say to me at a straight bar!
where are the fucking Intellectuals?!!
Thats right, Showtimes has Dexter, Dead Like Me, Swingtown, ect.. shit like that to stimulate me when i'm bored.
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
No one wants to kiss your fat ass Tyra...eat something and shut up.
Tyra seems so freakin' unhappy. Just eat, bitch.
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Shamon!
RIP Michael
Submitted by udontknow on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 9:39pm.
Why are you such a stoopit douche, udontknow? Can't you come up with ANYTHING half-way intelligent, witty or insightful to say? You're about as exciting as watching paint dry. Fuck off ya LOOOOSER!!!!!!
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Someone mentioned that you met your man on the famous celebrits/rich men seeking beautiful women site !!!.sugarscupid. c o mo m? True or not??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 8:39pm.
Great. Now I'm hungry.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 8:39pm.
Tiger! Excellent plan. Now all we need to do is get the crazy bitch stoned and the rest will take care of itself.
*rubs hands*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Let's send her a DListed basket of Mother's Circus Cookies, Slim Jims (they'll keep her slim),Velveeta and grits, Deviled Ham, Kraft Mac and Cheese, corn dogs, Lil' Debbie Snack Cakes, all flavors of Shasta soda, Nacho cheese Dorito's, every kind of Sara Lee cheese cake, Jimmy Dean sausage and egg biscuits (you know that whore could live off of those), Laffy Taffy, Werther's Originals, Cherry Garcia Ben and Jerry's, gummy bears, CHEETO'S and GALLONS of PURPLE DRANK...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hmmm I am just thinking that I've never seen her with a man or whatever she's into. hmmm
and yes licking a dick is not getting laid that was a complete different short comment.cheers!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 8:15pm.
Licking a dick ain't exactly getting laid.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
Bitch needs to put up with cravings and temptations like the rest of us dammit.
This reminds me of the time I was eating dessert at a table where an anorexic was present. I was saying how good the dessert was and making appreciative little moans (not on purpose) and generally enjoying the really fantastic dessert.
If looks could kill, that ano would have struck me dead right then and there.
she needs to get laid. lick a dick Tyra!
Coma Caca!!
THAT FUCKING WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRR.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
So unattractive when egos are out of control. And for the record, I agree with Paulina. I HATE when people think their time is more important than mine. Tyra should be ashamed of herself (I know - bitch please)
Spoiled brat!
This calls for a repeat of a prank a few years ago where a big sign was put up - TYRA IS A FATTY PIG FATTY.
A hungry TyTy is a nasty TyTy!
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 4:59pm.
This sounds like business as usual for Tyra.
I'd love to be invited out to eat with Tyra. I'd even let her order for me. I'd also subtly question her own choice enough to make her reconsider. I looooove needling people over their neuroses
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oooooo naasty..hehe and me likey.
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Ainsi soit-il
Now, I wanna work for her just so I can sit in her office with a whopper with cheese (extra mayo) and a large onion ring and chow down..
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Fucka doodle-do.
Pleco and Xerquina! You both made me guffaw! *muah*
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 5:11pm.
Lagerfeld doesn't eat, Emeriesan
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yes he does! he eats the souls of the young men he hires. Tyra-nt needs to do like Marc Jacobs crazy ass and eat space pills.
The living dead have no need of mortal morsels, MizRo.
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Bottom-feeder.
Lagerfeld doesn't eat, Emeriesan
Even Lagerfeld isn't that much of a arschloch.
Can't fix stupid, honey.
Oh my god, I d come to dinner... and bring Margaret Cho with me!
eff that ty ty...just do some coke and meth like the rest of the celebs and watch me eat some fried chicken...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
There is funny crazy and then there's this annoying as fuck crazy. I'd probably order whatever and then throw it on her. What a silly ass bitch she is! Maybe she should just suffer by herself (which I'm sure she is anyway, 'cause no guy can put up with this brand of insane!)...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
and the corn outta mine
She can pick the peanuts outta my shit.
I would tell her to fuck off.
Then she would tell me I'm fat.
Then I would tell her, bitch, please, I could lose weight and be skinny too, but you would still be a dumb bitch.
This is almost a word for word copy of a conversation I had with a woman at my son's baseball game. She shut the fuck up right away and I got a round of applause from all of the other parents who were sick of her shit.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
you know behind closed doors Ty is purging like crazy after having a sirloin w/baked tater.:>
If she's buying, I'll stay away from whatever her issues are: I eat healthily anyway.
"Hey Tyraaaaaaaaa....I'm makin tostadas for dinnnerrrrrrrr........neener neener, big fat weiner"
This sounds like business as usual for Tyra.
I'd love to be invited out to eat with Tyra. I'd even let her order for me. I'd also subtly question her own choice enough to make her reconsider. I looooove needling people over their neuroses.
Oh, that is such bullshit to threaten ppl.'s jobs over your own lack of willpower! Fat fuckin cow.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
Will someone throw this cunt into live volcano!
What'd you think Tyra(nt) was short for ?
Ty-riffic ?
Anybody who would consider engaging in behavior like this is a barbarian who needs a few lessons on class and elegance. I can suggest some wonderful etiquette instructors for those that might need one.
I don't eat junk food, but I would orderthe MOST fattening thing on th emenu just to eat it on front of her, I want that whore to tell me otherwise.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Ty should try eating shit. It would help her shed those lbs really fast.
Tyra you so crazy, I think I wanna have yo baby
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