Afternoon Crumbs
The wedding entrance (with help from Chris "LB" Brown) that is turning the world upside down!!1!!1! I'm kind of hoping each and every one of these individuals were drunk as a motherfucker! And yes, my heart is still made of bong dust. CHECK! - Videogum
Sarah from Labyrinth is in a bikini - Egotastic!
Fuggie wearing a onesie made out of pillows from Pier One Imports circa 1991 - Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Simpson is really smiling because she just spotted a Claim Jumper in the distance - Lainey Gossip
Johnny Depp Rourke at Comic Con - Popsugar
Philosopher and fellow mega whore Megan Fox also at Comic Con - Hollywood Rag
DanRad is the defender of the gays - Towleroad
Master Maddox (and you know who) flies through Heathrow - Just Jared
Kirsten Stewart: hard nips and a plastic gun (SamRo just had an accident) - Cityrag
The McCord Sisters think they are the new Landers Sisters and they are severely mistaken (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather


I think the wedding couple is a pair of unoriginal douche bags who have horrendous taste in music.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
It's their wedding, if that's what they want, why not!?
Hell, I'm coming into the chapel on a pink convertible Cadillac driven by Elvis, who am I to judge?
wow, I really enjoyed that wedding video. I think it's great. I think it shows the couple's personality of getting married. Really great. why are people bashing on them? Let's bash on "celeb hos" or wanna be celeb hos, not real people hehe. I wish the couple the best and a long marriage. Jesus approved! ha
and yes they danced at a church, so? to each it's own. Find happiness stop the hate.
Coma Caca!!
Some people take things too seriously in here and are control freaks. I'm traditional, I wouldn't personally do this at my wedding but while I watched this video I didn't have negative thoughts on how they SHOULD have done things. It's their wedding, they get to do what they want. It made me smile. Clearly not everyone is trained as a back up dancer but who cares!
I won't begrude anybody doing something fun and celebratory for their wedding. That being said, I don't love any of my friends enough to do that shit but it's nice that theirs do.
I'm slightly baffled that my entire wedding ceremony from beginning of music to the kiss was only three minutes longer than that entire entrance.
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Submitted by Kris-10 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by S_G on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:46am.
It boggles my mind that something so cute, funny and joyful could bring out so much hate and nastiness. It just goes to show how shitty people are.
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Well, you know, they had it posted on the net, so they have to take the bad reviews with the good.
At any rate, I don't really think they give a rat's ass if some people didn't like it. They had fun, they have their 15 minutes of internet fame, and it's alllll goooood.
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Submitted by S_G on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:46am.
It boggles my mind that something so cute, funny and joyful could bring out so much hate and nastiness. It just goes to show how shitty people are.
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Well said! Why do people have to be so hateful? It was fun and lighthearted and original...they were surrounded by the people they love and having fun with the most special day of their lives. Who knows? Maybe her dad had just passed away and she was too sad to do the "normal" walk down the aisle alone? Maybe she needed something fun and upbeat to get her through it. You shouldn't judge people, especially without knowing their situation.
I thought it was great, good for them!!
"LB"? :)
GOOD FOR THEM! I would much rather watch this shit at a wedding than the boring fucking marching and shit. Weddings are too fucking solemn, and most young people are not. They were not afraid to have some fucking FUN and celebrate.
In fact, this is the shit I want done at my funeral! Carry my fucking ashes down the aisle while dancing to "Born to be alive", throw my fucking ashes around like confetti or rice, have my dog roll around in it, etc.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Love that video.
Dumbest thing I've EVER seen. I hope the groom beat his bride's ass on the wedding night. It would be appropriate.
It boggles my mind that something so cute, funny and joyful could bring out so much hate and nastiness. It just goes to show how shitty people are.
They're all fat??? No, there are a couple of chubby guys. Just average folks, not models or celebrities. Nobody is morbidly obese.
...And who gives a fuck if they are or are not.
It looked cheap??? Good for them! They will not be 50,000 dollars in debt starting off a marriage.
It wish them well. They look like lovely, funny people. The type of people I would love to have as friends.
It was their day, and they had a damned good time.
FUCK THE HATERS
So, they're fat. Why do you even mention it? Show me a church where celebrating isn't allowed and I'll show you a church where Jesus has left the building.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
no one has mentioned the fact that they are all really fat..did they meet up in a weightloss clinic or something?they could have rustled up one or two token slim people...besides that it was fun and just a good as a bunch of black fatties shaking their lardy rumps..stereotypes are stupid , see 50 cents peen for evidence..
peace out y'all
I wished all those dusty boring sleep-inducing wedding I've been to had that dance....
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
I just watched the wedding video and I am about to sound like an old lady.
Bless their hearts! This is about marriage and not the wedding.
Wow this is one of theee awesomest things I have EVER seen. (I don't have much of a life) Except for the two cunty looking women at the beginning they all look like they are having a great time. My only question is were the dudes forced to wear Napolean Dynamite suits for humor reasons? This would have been soo much funnier if it had taken place in a Catholic Church lol
Why are white people always making fools of themselves? WHY!?!? That didn't make me say oh how cute, it made me think people are fucking embarassing idiots.
And what kind of cheap wedding was that? Damn It looked like Sunday service. They could't even make the church look nice.
Ok, that wedding march thing was just too lame. White people can't dance, lol!
Let's see, what else...oh yeah, DanRad, he's so gay he makes Zac Ef-fem look like a young Clint Eastwood, in comparison. yeah, go ahead make my day PUNK!
Blohan + Skankelina + a used Trojan = Megan Faux.
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This little bah-stad needs to smile more. Oh wait, I forget who his mama is. That's why I call him 'Saddox'.
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celebrityhater @ 07/25/2009 at 12:58 am
*woops*
Anorexelina & Saddox both look so miserable. Perhaps they need to go into hiding for a few weeks, at least. Saddox reminds me of Bobby Trendy when she was just a young boy/girl/whatever.
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I wondered where they found a church that allowed that. Then I saw the female minister and realized that I was channeling my own insular RC upbringing.
A priest would NEVER approve!
I thought it was fun!
About the vid: The first I played the video, I couldn't make it past the white-boy crip walk and started reading the comments. After hearing how some found it cute and adorable, I decided to give it another try. I was starting to feel a warm tingle in my heart until the slow motion shit @ 3:40. Fuck Kevin and fuck Jill. *sigh* White people.
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Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 7:19pm.
I've never seen a wedding entrance like that but we act that way in my church, and we're white. It's about joy and celebration!
PS that groom is a lil hottie!
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
I could't watch all of it BUT at least they tried to make the wedding interesting. I would love to rip the heart out of the person that convinced folks that weddings MUST be seen by everyone you know. THANKS, asshole.
In peering at the comments I noticed some are bringing up Jen Maniston and Angelina. GOOD GOD LET IT GO. One is pathetic and the other tragic, you decide which is which.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
The Church has come a looong way! I remember when you weren't allowed to clap in church. Cute wedding.
I love me some Johnny
Jessica and Aniston should grab two spoons and a pint of Hagaan Daz
I thought the wedding entrance was adorable. They obviously had a lot of fun and made it memorable and unique. Definitely in the spirit of celebration, much more so than super-solemn ceremonies.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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FYI, I meant Brad. But, you might as well say Angelina because she always pull this shit when one of their movies is about to drop. Plus, she go out of her way to steal the spotlight at his premieres. He should just leave her home. Everybody can just sit back and enjoy the show. The whoring of themselves and their children has just begun.
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Finally!!!!!!! The loons are coming out to play. It's funny how idiots go crazy if a person dare utter a bad word about the Brange. Like, damn. Does this bitch pay your bills, put food on your table, clothes on your back or make your life better in any shape, form or fashiion? HELL NO. Get over it. She doesn't give a damn about you and wouldn't look at you once if she saw you.
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Viv, Angelina doesn't have a movie coming out. "Salt" won't be out until Summer 2010. And I can't imagine she would go all the way to Iraq to get PR when all she would have to do is take the twins to the park and let people see their faces. That would give her days of PR and several mag covers. But, you can think what you will!! I'm sure Angelina Jolie doesn't give a fuck!!
I understand wanting your wedding to be "unique" but this was just nutty!! The funniest thing in the world is watching white people dance; the second funniest thing is watching FAT white people dance. Not cute!!!
Seriously, if this shit had happen in my church Preacher Man would have gone off on the fools, grabbed up his bible and walked the hell out refusing to marry anybody until they came to their senses!! You just don't do this kind of thing in church. Not funny!!
Whatever Whatever the wedding video is different strokes for different folks but the white boy crip dancin at 0.38 is beyond the pale.
I can't see how anybody can say Angelina does all this charity stuff out of the goodness of her heart. Isn't it just too much of a coincident that around the time her movie is about to come out, she makes a trip to Iraq? Please. People in Hollywood know this bitch is full of shit but nobody has enough balls to say it.
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I started watching this clip expecting to hate it but it was so cute! I loved seeing the actual joy on their faces and the guests seemed to love it. I am indeed a cold hearted bitch but this really did make me laugh and touched me.
The wedding video was funny as hell. It would have been better if they could dance and didn't have on those ugly dresses. I don't think I have every been to a traditional wedding. The last one I went to was for my cousin. She walked down the aisle singing 'Highway to Hell.' The wedding party walked down the aisle to classical music. When she stood in front of the door, she pulled a mic out of her flowers and the music came out. She sang and danced all the way down the aisle, while everybody was jumping up and down like it was a concert. It was fucking hilarious because nobody knew about it except for her bridesmaids. The groom was laughing his ass off and, surprisingly, so was the pastor.
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I'd like to have seen the minister or whatever do a limbo.
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This shit was so terrible and lame I couldn't watch all of it. If this is your idea of cute and clever, than I feel sorry for you.
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From the Department of (sorta): Same Thing/Only Different, totally thought of Muriel's Wedding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByyWL7FpU90
(And when you can't get the song outta your head, I don't know what).
Chris Brown needs to send this couple a fruit basket because methinks they just gave his near-death career some life-support. I've been humming that song all damn day.
I'm willing to forgive and forget the CB/Rhi-Rhi crap. He's really young, they're not even together anymore, she didn't even want to press charges (probably because she hit him first), he fucked up and I hope he never does it again.
I think the wedding video was cute. Must have had an open-minded (oxymoron) church. None of my friends could dance like that. I walked down the aisle to "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." Yawn!
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I can see why some think it's tacky, but I think God would see the joy and humor and approve.
Sweet and adorable. The perfect way to start a wedding.
i was amused by the wedding video...there are way worse entrances i've seen...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I'm glad I dropped in, that entrance made my night.
Have a great evening all! *muah*
Pamela: they Cirque Du Soleil at the reception!
Ha! just kidding.
It most def can be considered tacky and ridiculous but you know what? There are way more tacky weddings than this, trust.
I may be the minority but I thought it was tacky as fuck. Thats an entrance you would do to the reception but not an entrance into a church ceremony.
mike: with this crew, top shelf for sure but you better get to the bar before they do!