Tommy Girl Would've Done It Better
On tonight's episode of So You Think You Can Dance, Tommy Girl's creation lip-synched, posed and strutted around in an homage to Judy Garland. There really wasn't much prancing around here. Homegirl just sashayed like Tommy Girl trying out a new pair of sessy stilettos in his dungeon. Speaking of, you know Tommy Girl would've slayed this shit to pieces. The back-up dancers would've drowned in the glitter dust that came pouring out of his ass while he twirled around the stage. Judy herself would've flew down from heaven to pinch Tommy on the nalgas, give him a wink and say, "Wurk it, gurrl." Sometimes only a super *fierce* gay can pay tribute to Judy the right way.
My favorite part was at the very very end when it was finally over. No, seriously, my favorite part was during the awkward bow at the end when Katie's eyes shifted to the side all nervous-like. Girl was shifty! You know she was waiting for Suri (who was waiting on the side) to give the signal that Tommy's spies weren't around, so that they could both jazz walk out of the studio and run towards the light of freedom. Suri never gave the signal :(
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Not to be grouch since she did mention a worthy charity, but that stunk to high heaven...Her little baby voice is atrocious & amatuer & her "dancing" is not dancing at all, just a little hip wiggle & lots of fancy walking around. It was actually a bit embarrassing. She did all those rehearsals just for that?? She needs to stick with what she is good at (being Mrs. Cruise & mummy to Suri) & that does not include entertaining.
since judy garland is lip syncing in the movie, in comparison it's not really that bad.
maybe if she had done a live performance with some live vocals it would have lived up to the original
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animatronics have come on so quickly i'm scared that the robot takeover is much closer than we feared.
Plus she's lip-syncing and still sounds like ringo star on helium.
by the way that was not dancing it was walking around slowly..
What the fuck was that shit ???
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She's probably too malnourished to be able to actually dance, hence being all winded just from that little bit of walking and lip-sync.
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She might be fucked up and delusional in her personal life but this I gotta say was completely adorable.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
I haven't watched one minute of the crap fest they call "So You Think You Can Dance" this season, but I had to tune in last night just to see the trainwreck that I knew would be the Katie performance. I certainly was not disappointed! That girl has no talent or rythmn and she certainly is no where near the league of the other dancers regularly featured on that show. Katies performance was amaturish at best, lipsynching?? Good Lord! and about the same quality & entertainment value as any high school musical performance (actually, probably not even that good!) It was great that Nigel thanked Katie for her performance and admitted the "donation of her fee" to the Dizzy Feet Foundation. That performance was bought and paid for. Of course we all realize that the gay midget dwarf promoted & financed this whole charade just to get his beard some air time and a feeble attempt to revive her sagging, nearly non-exsistant career. Now all of a sudden she is a "Dancer"!!! Yeah right! If Katie truly wanted to help support the Dizzy Feet Foundation, she should have quietly made a significant monetary donation (probably 1/10th of her monthly clothes allowance) and allowed an unknown, truly gifted dancer the opportunity to perform for millions on national television, instead of hogging the spotlight for herself and her silly & laughable little "dance" routine. The whole thing was ridiculous with Mary's shrieking during the requisite "montage" & Kat Daley's absurd accent and overbearing presence reminded me exactly why I stopped watching & can't stand this silly assed show.
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Meh. I've seen worse. She really wasn't dancing much, was she?
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Guess that appearance was part of the divorce settlement agreement where Tommy's alien-lovers league pushes her "career" on us.
She spent two months in and out of dance studios to learn this? She is not even dancing....... Blank Stare........
Girl also looks BEAT. She's not in Lindsay territory yet...I mean, she looks like she washes her hair, but sheesh!
Looks/sounds like someone went to the Britney Spears School of the Arts.
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"get ready for the judgment day" eeeek! It's a sign!
Shit - I could have done that and I have no rhythm.
That's it? I pull off more complex moves dancing around in my kitchen. Lame.
That was about five billion times worse than I thought it would be. Please take your secretarial spread ass, your purchased career, your wonky mouth, tone deaf voice and fake confidence and waddle off my fucking television.
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Can't sing, can't dance and she isn't even attractive anymore.
Was that weeks and weeks of dance rehearsals?
The only reason I can think of for her to think this was a wise career move, is that some manager type told her it could parlay into a future movie role. Maybe it was an attempt to get attention from someone with a certain movie script. Like saying 'hey look I could do this role, see what I did in this clip!?'
That is all I can come up with. If we hear about a future movie about say Ginger Rogers(just an example) and the producers have many people in mind, this is her way of saying she has more experience than the competition. Shitty example but you guys catch my idea.
OMG it was just a freshly showered version of Britney.
I love how there is fake applause at the end as if they actually performed it live before an audience. You know those gays she was dancing with were badmouthing her backstage before and after this "performance". It was edited to bits to cover the fact that she can't dance. And the "singing" was nothing special either - clearly her vocie has been enhanced and she was just lip synching as she flailed around anyway.
I say FAIL.
i wouldn't call that dancing or singing.
bitch reminded me of Britney Spears in her big MTV award 'comback'
yup- 'xactly the same
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Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 11:46am.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
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I LOVE that quote from L. Tomlin! I caught one of her shows years ago. That's a smart/funny girrrrl!
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That fierce gay being Rufus wainwright per his last tour, Katie has nothing on that Dragfest.
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Nah.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I couldn't make it past 0:55. She's boring. Life sucked out of her.
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Meh. I give her an A for effort but, seriously, there wasn't much meat. Thank god for talented back up dancers ~ acts like this (including Shitters) owe the real dancers big time.
Well, THAT was sad. She basically just strutted back and forth, and posed a lot while obviously thinking she's hot shit. I used to think she looked a lot like Shitney (they have the same crazy-ass I'll-show-you-my-molars grin) and this just cements that shit.
And of course the whole thing was prerecorded which means that if she tripped over one of her own wires, they'd just cut the shot and continue again. Lame.
And of course Tommygirl wouldve done it better. He's done it hundreds of times in front of the mirror! He probably lent Katiebot those tights. But I wonder if it's a sign of their impending divorce that she got on that show at all, since he still acts like she's a major actress and DWTS is a mecca for hasbeens.
That was just pathetic. Looks like she's been taking "dance" lessons from swamp slut Britney.
I thought she was going to dance?
A few questions though...
1. This foundation..... how involved is scientology in it?
2. Exactly how many of those back-up dancers did Tommy girl bang?
3. I liked Katie a whole heck of alot more pre-TC. when the hell is she going to dump his sloppy ass?
Sorry I refuse to waste 4 minutes of my life on that. NEXT.
Ok, how is it possible for her to be winded like that at the end? She didn't dance!
This was almost as bad as "Mad Money". Almost!
Well, to be fair, Judy didn't move around all that much in her rendition. But the big difference is the fact that even while she was just tapping her toe you could see to woman had RYTHYM!!! Katiebot doesn't need to get happy, she does, however, need to get rythym. And quit taking herself so damn seriously, she could avoid a tremendous amount of heckling if she saw herself through the rest of the worlds eyes (laughing our asses off!
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Rumour has it this was her audition for consideration to play Judy Garland in an upcoming bio-flick. Fail.
As a kid there were a pair of overweight comedians on the Ed Sullivan Show who appeared as chorus boys to a great star playing Vegas called Anne.They start out all enthusiastic--"Here comes Anne you're her biggest fan"--but Anne doesn't show up for her entrance. After several more intros and no-shows the guys are deservedly pissed, "Here comes Anne with her gorgeous fan"--until finally "There goes Anne, she dropped her lousy fan."It was hilarious and I had to think of it while watching Katie Holmes. A little posing and overworked chorus boys. Guess such comedy is timeless. Only I don't think she was kidding.
I don't understand why she was on that show. She mentioned Dizzy Feet, but how did this (crappy) performance benefit their organization?
That was hard to watch.
Submitted by Bare Naked Lady on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:59pm.
Truly, anything anyone is talking about in the news has been or will be uploaded to the internet. I can wait for the highlights.
There was no highlights!
In SYTYCD's defense she did donate her fee to the fundation, so they have to let her play a little bit.
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I was thinking that the glance meant, "That's right bitch, I'm out of the shackles."
I was embarassed for her. I laughed my ass off
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what a letdown...this is supposed to be an homage to judy garland? why didn't katie ask tommy for better pointers since the gays really know how to do judy proud?
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YAWN !!!!! You gotta be fucking kidding me she didnt even move !!!!
...she practiced like...how long???? SHE DIDN'T EVEN DANCE!!!!! She shrilled out some song...about thanking Xenu for judgement day....my ears...M.K. You should have warned us that proper ear protection was needed when watching this....
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That was AWESOME!! No one walks around a stage and plays with a hat better than Katie. When do we get to see her dance?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 8:05am.
The best I can give her is that she looked happy to be doing it. I have massive secondhand embarrassment watching people perform and it was in full force watching her actually move and lip synch. But it's nice to see her look youthful with a genuine smile on her face instead of looking 45 and miserable.
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I get embarrassed for others too...sometimes I can't even watch...but this I did and it was a mess!
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