Thursday, July 23rd 2009
There's Something About RiRi
RiRi beamed down on the London premiere of Inglorioues Basteards (or however you misspell that shit) today with several loads of pearl necklaces on her neck and what looks like man gel in her soft-serve 'do. I'm sensing a theme here.....
And is Xtina in London too, because RiRi looks like she's been hanging around her. One kiss on the cheek from Xtina and your face will look like it just went through a Wet 'n Wild tornado.
Here's a few other hos at tonight's premiere including Neve Campbell, Diane Kruger, QT and Loki's heartmate. Apparently, Brad Pitt didn't show up. Or maybe he got caught inside RiRi's hair when he tried to hug her?
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I'm sorry but I do not like this alien. She always has that smug look on her face, is she taking lessons from St.Angie?? Anyway she tries too hard and it comes off looking desperate for attention. Pleeeeeze.
Pretty sad when Mickey Rourke looks better then you, RiRi.
I think she looks horrible, why are her nails filed into points like that? Why is there so much grease in her hair, and those back neck hairs kinda freak me out, like pubes. Her outfit is ridiculous and she's really grating on my fucking nerves lately, I liked her when she 1st showed up but now, uhh nooo.
Rihanna is trying too hard, She is pretty enough why she is desperate for attention? Christina Aguillera wears that kind of make up because she is not pretty and she thinks the mask is going to hide that. Sad?
Mickey's got extentions falling out of his hair!
Ehh, Rihanna was a cute girl way back when she didn't wear ten lbs. of makeup and such awful getups. Less is more!
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
What...Did they show the movie on RiRi's forehead? I fucking hate this Bitch!!!
Rihhana has turned into a butch lesbian, at least Neve still looks cute.
Makes me wanna slap her.
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http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/07/ana-ortiz-back-on-ub-set.html
looks like Ace Ventura no longer chases cock.
Seriously sweetie, you need to work on your tuck game.
Is she trying to go down the Lady Gaga route?
Wrong choice, entirely.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
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her style is trash. she probably doesn't even dress herself. just a panel of people telling her this will you make you edgy.
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This chick is rocking a Gumby and still looks hwat! I should hate on her but I can't. She's really gorgeous.
Bitch.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/health/zap-famous-hairdos-pg,0,6547955.pho...
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it looks like mickey blew his nose on his hand and ran his fingers through his hair. Whats with the blond extentions? oh god its so sad i cant look....
Riri has got Groucho Marx sunglasssesssss. Cant see those catching on somehow as they make you look like youve got diamante Frida's. Her nails make her look psychotic. Kinda like her mad hair tho.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I like this outfit.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Neve Campbell sucks as an actress. Can't fucking stand her.
Why oh why did Mickey find it necessary to attach highlighted extensions to the front of his hairline? They are as clear as day. Looks ridiculous.
Oh and Rihanna's mohawk is fake as well I believe. The hair colors on her head don't match up.
WTF is this chick's deal? Is she purposely trying to be a braindead dumbass, or is it something that comes natural? Everytime I see a picture of her, she's done another idiotic thing with her hair. What a freak...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Neve Campbell is a STUPID BITCH!
[I used to actually like her!]
WTF is wrong with her that she turned down Scream 4 when Courtney, David, Director Wes Craven, and Screenwriter Kevin Williamson are all returning???
The whole screenplay is undergoing a major re-write because Neve thinks she is somehow above it!
Is she above it all now that her career is in the toilet and she is stuck doing flop movies and TV shows that nobody cares about???
Bitch obviously thinks her career is better off with such movies as:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359078/
[Total Side Eye @ Neve]
wow...
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
riri has this demeanor that screams "i'm totally feeling myself". i guess you have to have that mentality to rock a style like that, hair and all.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
RiRi is trying to channel Grace Jones now...
WTF is up with Tarrantino's face?
She's a slave to the rhythm!
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's over 75%. And the other 25% end in drunk driving deaths."
She can rock that red lipstick. The whole look reminds me of the 80s.
Who's the skinny dishwater blonde?
She's beautiful. So much better than boring, boring Beyonce...
She's a hipster's wet dream come true.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
P.S. Leave Mickey Rourke alone!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like him. =D
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Yeah, Rhi Rhi is at the age where you are supposed to take chances with your look. Good for her!
At least its not the same boring strappy long dress or short sleeveless dress.
Her makeup is awesome per usu.
she needs to do the lady caca bun twist on the top of her head.
That mouth looks hot like that...ready to go on my pole, lol.
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riri can do anything and she's gonna look hot.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
No. Just no.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
She looks like my cousin Richie in 1986...
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wow could ritard try any harder?
*rolls eyes*
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
UGH! she tries too fucking hard
Mrs. K
@freebird:
HA! Touche!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:50pm.
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I avoid her. I've seen what she's done to peckers.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:47pm.
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Thanks, freebird! I salute your fellow fine feathered friends for trying to rid the world of the clattering carcass that is Paris Hilton, one peck at a time.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:41pm.
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Chicken is way too delicious to be that face! I love the birds pecking at your avie! LOL!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:34pm.
Ew. I clicked on that last thumbnail knowing it would be gross but it was worse than I ever imagined.
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I took a forensic interest in that face, and still can't decide which of these two it resembles more: Tara Reid's botched tummy, or the hapless chicken Goopy was carving up in that other post.
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Bottom-feeder.
It seems Chris Brown knocked the fashion sense out of her as well as just the ordinary sense.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:28pm.
They're probably handing out copies of their resumes.
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Ew. I clicked on that last thumbnail knowing it would be gross but it was worse than I ever imagined.
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You know... when I was her age I did some stupid shit to my hair too, and my taste in clothing was... let's just say 'unique'. I image I would have looked just like her if I'd had shit loads of money to spend.
She's just acting her age.
...now britney on the other hand...
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Something about Riri allright. Shes an asshat!