Delusional Skank Alert
This is the time where we all open our windows and shout "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, PARIS HILTON" in unison, because maybe our voices will carry throughout the land and break the crusty jizz barriers in Wonky's ears so she can finally get the message. I say this, because Parasite told Extra that Michael Jackson's daughter was named after her:
"My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name."
When whatever is left of her brains finally falls out of her asshole and she shoves it back in her head, she'll also realize that there's cities in France, Texas and Arkansas named Paris too. After her!
Paris, the only thing that will truly be named after you is a strain of the herp.
Here's the delusional one at the premiere of her MTV documentary Paris, Not France last night.
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damn, and her I was liking MJ's little girl...I do like her,and I know this slut whore has nothing to do with her being named Paris. There are many Paris's out there you dumb stupid skank whore...your not the only person with that name skank...she was nto getting much attention so she thought she would pull this one out..nice try skank but you are still painfully irrelevant and disliked...
Yeah I read about this too and I was just like WHAT THE FUCK?!? Debbie Rowe is on record I believe as saying that Paris was named for the capital of France. We live in a sorry world when racist pieces of shit like Penis are revered. Now that we have lost yet another major talent, Penis's star quotient has gone up a little. Why? Because there's no one else. Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! >:<
If names were given out to describe someone, this skank's birth certificate should read "Cunt Hilton".
Sebastian Bach has a son named Paris. After her, too. Also, there's a Greek legend about Troy that features a Paris guy. After her, too (infected vaginas can time-travel).
This bitch?
Please.
She hasn't been in the news for a while and to get back in she had to release this from her herpetic lips!
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Bitch needs a massive dose of STFU. And to disappear in some kind of vortex (such as her vagina).
And i looooove how she's trying to steal Nicole's story... Wasn't MJ Nicole's godfather?!?
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
MJ went to high school?
I just threw up a little...I could stand all those skanks who jumped on the MJ bandwagon, but this was my final straw
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She looks more cute than before ,is it because of her new relationship?few days earlier,i come across a news that said she is meeting a wealthy man on the dating site which i remember called (R ich Searh ing......c om) i wonder whether it is true
This bitch has a documentary? About what?!
If Paris was so "close" to MJ where the heck was she during his molestation trial? I love how now EVERYONE loves MJ or has a story about him. Pathetic.
So how come whenever she sneezes, she's gotta get it published somewhere, but when news comes out that she's basically been a whore, nobody hears about it?
http://gawker.com/5284783/book-ron-burkle-hired-hookers-paid-paris-hilto...
I bet Michael is rolling over in his grave...if he has one yet! If you hear a ghostly voice whispering "bitch, please"....
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she has GOT to be fucking kidding me. She still thinks it is 2003 and that people give a shit about her.
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you got a brand new key.
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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
This woman needs a real job, not a stupid reality show job. A real job picking blueberries with a rake or anything that'll put some calluses on her hands.
A pout for the cameras would probably be the last thing on her mind.
Humility would be a great thing for such a spoiled brat.
she has got to be the biggest waste of space on this planet.
And Paris Hilton was named after Paris because she smells bad, like French people.
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Welllll...
I remember when I was a little girl and Kathy Hilton called up my mom and asked permission to name her newborn ostrich after me, and of course my mom said yes, even though none of us thought she was beautiful. And I'm sooo ashamed that we have the same name.
(Parisite neglected to include this true prologue to her MJ story, so I'm providing it here for you all, dear Dlisted readers.)
Love,
Paris the original
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:35pm.
Ha ha! I enjoyed it, but understand why you'd want to move on.
Always a pleasure to read what you've written!
Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:28pm.
Why thank you, but there is only so much of it one can take, everytime I look at the whiny face I get indigestion, so I'll soon be changing my profile picture to something more stomach friendly. I still don't understand how his co-stars on Grey's handled looking at that face (without getting severe stomach pain or diarrhea) for extended periods of time.
Its the face that launched a thousand shits
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@ stars101Sez_Iha...
I've been meaning to compliment you for choosing such an awesome picture of Terribly Retarded as your avie, as well as on your hysterically funny posts. Perfect pic to illustrate that T.R. is really is "terribly retarded". Love it!
And of course it makes complete sense that you can't stand this delusional slut - oops, I meant socialite. My bad.
Gotta love MK's fierce tagging here. LOL!
how dare this useless skank be allowed to speak about anything without a dick in her mouth...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:10pm.
MJ's daughter Paris was named Paris cuz she was made in Paris, France. MJ has said that in many interviews.
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And Paris Hilton was named after Paris because she smells bad, like French people.
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MJ's daughter Paris was named Paris cuz she was made in Paris, France. MJ has said that in many interviews.
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MJ did go to private high school with other famous kids, and the kids of other celebrities, part of the time. He was pretty tight with Kathy Hilton. I just with this skank wouldn't mention his name in the public.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:46pm.
Nice eyelashes, now I know what my poop would look like if I ate a chinchilla.
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LOL!!!
Right dumbass Paris, MJ didn't go to an actual high school, he was tutored.
The funniest part about this post is the number of tags: Dumbasses • Fug • Gross • Paris Hilton • Shut Your Hole • SKANKS • Trash • Your Face Scares Me • Your Vagina Is Large
*SIGH*
*EYEROLL*
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:44pm.
LOL so true. This ho just doesn't want to go away. Shes getting more and more yucky and plastic as she gets older .
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Your vagina is large and scabby. It smells.
Nice eyelashes, now I know what my poop would look like if I ate a chinchilla.
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:39pm.
Aren't her 15 minutes over already. Why does this Herpes carrier keep on hanging on like this?
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You know that herpes can lie dormant for a time, but it never leaves the system. This is true of all herpes: Herpes Simplex I & II,zoster, and most especially Herpes Hilton, the most vile and virulent strain.
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Bottom-feeder.
Aren't her 15 minutes over already. Why does this Herpes carrier keep on hanging on like this? I wish she'd just marry some gold digging fame ho and disappear already
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TN, too!
Somebody probably already said it but whatever.
And MJ was trying to fashion his nose after hers.
RIIIIIIIIIGHT...
This girl makes me feel grateful for the way I look.
Ugh, the name dropping. Bitch please, you've never accomplished anything in your life. Even your name was given to you.
Let's hope that little Paris goes by PJ or changes her name. Hmm, PJ, Blanket...I sense a theme here.
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MJ did not go to HS. Can you imagine him going to school at that age??? He would be mobbed daily. He said when he was little and tried to go to school after the J5 got big, they had to pul him out after a few days because it was chaos.
She is a waste of cells. Why couldn't it have been her!!!??? I guarantee no one would give a shiz.
LMAO at all the tags!
This is beyond the normal desperate that Parass commands, really now, so how come no one knew about this "connection" before?
Dumb cunt.
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BWAH HA HA!!!! Who did her make up? Christina Aguilera? or Aubrey Oday? Wow picture #3 looks like she spackled it on with a trowel. blend your neck wonky, blend.
of course her coddling parents probably told her that story when she was throwing a tantrum because someone else is named paris.
I guess this really isn't surprising. Why has no one ever thrown an egg at her wonky face?
Of course she would say that. Everyone knew MJ.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 6:22pm.
I know. You can add Brooke Shields to that list, she hadn't seen his ass since 19 fuckin' 91 at Liz Taylor's wedding. All the sudden she's at the funeral with a river of tears and a book deal on the table.
It's fucking sick.
Oh TIGERLILLY! Is there anything you'd like to tell me about the Rebbie Jackson video for "Centipede"?
On topic. More like, "Camden, Not New Jersey".
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That first picture is scaring the bejeezus outta me.
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The likes of Paris Hilton is why God invented death...
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Love the amount of tags MK put on this!
And where was this skank when MJ was going through the molestation stuff? Yeah, nowhere.
Being a shameless trollop is no way to be a role model for youngsters.