Afternoon Crumbs
Do you feel the ice cold chill between Kristen Stewart and RPattz. Or maybe Kristen is keeping her distance, because she doesn't want to get shanked in the eyeball by a Twitard? - Popsugar
When Scott Caan asks to take your picture, you better be prepared to take all them panties off - Egotastic!
But was Anthony Johnson named Miss Congeniality? - Towleroad
Without fifty tons of make-up on her face, 20 pounds of weave hair on her head and Papa Joe breathing down her ass, Jessica Simpson kind of looks pretty (?) - Hollywood Tuna
Rachel Bilson gets smothered by an amazon woman in fugly fugly pants (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
The Miss Universe pageant has gone to the douchebags - Just Jared
Carol Channing gives her blessing for Johnny Depp to play her - Lainey Gossip
Vadge's new album cover reminds me about how much I miss the Madonna of my childhood - WOW Report
Maybe this is another one of Damien Hirst's installations? - Hollywood Rag
12 future pictures of you (and me) this weekend - Cityrag
When Fishsticks Paltrow is on the cover of a magazine, nobody buys it. Makes sense. - Superior Gossip
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Katherine Heigl (sp?) and Jessica Simpson look more alike every day.
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I must be the only person on the planet who thinks that Taylor Lautner kid looks like gay fug.
I must be the only person on the planet who thinks that Taylor Lautner kid looks like gay fug.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
MJT- *bumps fist* Knew you'd get it.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Hee hee ISMU ;)
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MJT- What can I say? Everything about him invites me in. His voice, his face. Even his smell.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Hi Uvy! Still hanging out here with RPattz huh? :)
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*Blondeface*
That's alright. At least you don't have the crushing embarrassment of both knowing it AND posting it.
:P
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Thanks, Uvy! Never would have guessed it.
Sibsi- He's 6'1"
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
How tall is Rpattz? Looks like a giant compared to Kristen and gay neck dude.
I <3 the story about Fishticks sucking at selling mags.
That and the diss she got the other day too was great. Wonder if she'll start another detox to feel better.
That chick looks a little slow in the face.
Seriously, Kristen Stewart is this really necessary? I can smell you through my Blackberry, its gross. Take a shower!
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
Has that twat ever even HEARD a Minor Threat song?
The one on the left can jack my back end up.
and her nose...
NOW:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fp_3298999_7&title=Jessica%20S...
THEN:
http://badhairday.typepad.com/bad_hair_day/images/simpsons20060311024202...
she definitely messed with her brows. They are about an inch higher than her natural born face.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:24pm.
Has anyone seen that badsurgery site where they totally accuse Jessucka of tweaking her entire face to get famous? Wow.
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She's on the right. Judge for yourself.
http://badhairday.typepad.com/bad_hair_day/images/simpsons20060311024202...
No offense but people are too eager to believe shit.
Submitted by Trini on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:18pm.
That guy on the left next to Kristen looks weird.
He does. It's like his face was somehow compressed vertically.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:15pm.
Looking at the main photo, this is what our Hollywood icons have amounted to? This is it? We went from the real legends of the silver screen to fucktardcentral.
We're doomed.
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They look like Target cashiers
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
KStew looks like a baby butch stud that smells like cheap cat food and spilled bongwater
DEATH TO TWILIGHT
ALL OF IT..THE ACTORS, THE BOOKS, THE TWITARDS...DEATH I SAY..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:24pm.
Has anyone seen that badsurgery site where they totally accuse Jessucka of tweaking her entire face to get famous? Wow.
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She's on the right. Judge for yourself.
http://badhairday.typepad.com/bad_hair_day/images/simpsons20060311024202...
No offense but people are too eager to believe shit.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
I know Taylor Lautner is total jailbait, but god he brings out the cougar in me.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:40pm.
Plesectomus - I'm gong to go full nerd and virtually Avada Kedavra your ass.
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My Wong Foo is stronger than your Wong Foo, grasshoppah!
Wushu! Winner gets the jailbait.
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Bottom-feeder.
Plesectomus - I'm gong to go full nerd and virtually Avada Kedavra your ass.
MJT- It's not that he ain't good looking. Just bored with the last fifty thousand pictures looking exactly. The damn. Same.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Double post. So sorry!
I love the comments on the site with the pics of RPattz and the crew. Why can't more young actresses be like her? What, a stoner who can't act worth a shit? That's most of young Hollywood these days!
And let's not forget sluts, Lautner is jailbait. He looks boyish because he IS a boy. I don't get the attraction anyway, but he's not my type.
Jessica's no great beauty either way, but I prefer her more natural look too. She can pull off the girl next door look much better than the glamour starlet look.
Submitted by nelvannya@hotma... on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:23pm.
Get... DRESSED!
Everyone has a job, and each job has a dress requirement
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They ARE dressed for that POS movie.
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Has anyone seen that badsurgery site where they totally accuse Jessucka of tweaking her entire face to get famous? Wow.
That kid who plays Jacob in Twilight is fug. And it's scary that women old enough to be his mom lust after him.
Get... DRESSED!
Everyone has a job, and each job has a dress requirement. You have been payed 2 mil for Twatlight and 13 mil for New Movie Same Shit... dress like it.
I swear they look like they walked out of a lumber yard in Alaska.
Chestica Simpson looks like she had an eyebrow lift to me. She looks old too.
Looking at the main photo, this is what our Hollywood icons have amounted to? This is it? We went from the real legends of the silver screen to fucktardcentral.
We're doomed.
I like that girl..
www.TheRobRedstoneShow.com Collin Pennie from FAME next!
@RobRedstone
Well, being the slut I am...I would do all three. Together. Separate. In Chicago. Bring the flannel. I am easy that way. A real people person.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
GASSSSSSSSSSSP Uvula... I can't believe you.
I don't care how he dresses...I would hit it hard. That mouth...omg.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:02pm.
I'll arm wrestle Jimmy Bocca for him.
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I like you, ISMU, but you'll get Lautner over my cold, dead, sexy body.
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Bottom-feeder.
Provy- True... but still, Hobo and Bitchface aren't holding my interest anymore. Way over exposed and although I like him, the duo is overrated.
Lautner on the other hand... he gives me tingles in my special place.
I'll arm wrestle Jimmy Bocca for him.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:57pm.
Oh and 17 is legal in IL, so if you want a shot at Gay Neck, get him to Chicago.
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I'm over CityRag - they post shit.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Kristin Stewart always looks very stand-offish to me - it looks like there's an ice cold chill no matter who she is posing with.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:55pm.
well in their defense, they are at a comic book convention. people are dressed up like klingons and shit...
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Oh and 17 is legal in IL, so if you want a shot at Gay Neck, get him to Chicago.
Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:37pm.
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ROTFLMAO!!
I saw that guy in Nashville (homeless dude who you know would be hot if you cleaned all the shit off him, not RPatz).
Too bad that CD cover of Madonna is the Madonna from 30 years ago.
If that were me, it would be embarrassing to release that picture and have everyone look at my face now and say "what the fuck happened?"
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Over 'em. You're at a fucking JOB function. I don't care if you're young and the world is at you fingertips. Nobody else in the damn world is allowed to dress like it's laundry day when they are doing something for work. These ungrateful "I'm so edgy and cool" twits shouldn't get a pass, either. It makes them look immature and unprofessional.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
I still think that people turned on Jessica Simpson the moment she split with Nick when she went extreme with her eye makeup. She always looked sweet until the scalded raccoon eye makeup started. Whoever started doing that shit to her shoulda been shot.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:49pm.
Ohgod...He's my baby brothers age. I need to go now.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:47pm.
I feel terrible for thinking that Taylor Twilight kid is sexy...isnt he like 17???
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And next year he'll be 18, legal, and mine.
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