Please Tell Me St. Angie Really Said This
Life & Style (au revoir to those who left after reading that) claims that when asked by a woman what she thinks of Megan Fox, St. Angie Jo said:
"Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I'm not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?"
It's hard to believe she said that, because I think St. Angie would really pull a "Mimi when asked about JLo" and say, "I don't know her."
If St. Angie really did say that, I just have a few questions..... Has Angie ever been named FHM's #1 Sexiest Woman in the World? Has she ever held the peen of a regular former cast member from the original Beverly Hills 90210? Has she ever been on the cover of Pawprint Magazine? Has she ever shared the screen with the legendary Ted McGinley? Has she ever made the Olsens look like a couple of Meryl Streeps with her god awful acting skills?
Yeah, I thought NOT. Think before you speak, Jolie!
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I dont get the megan fox thing either... Why try to clone another person's look or success? Make your own!!
And i love that Angelina said that, if she said that. And if she didn't, im 287429749234% sure she has no clue who megan fox is, and quite sure that she doesn't care either.
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I'm team Angie. I don't even like Angelina Jolie, but Megan Fox makes me wanna bust her in the mouth! lol
I dislike Angelina as much as the next slut on here but to me she is several steps up from Megan Fox. For some reason I just really despise her, every quote from her is just so moronic it makes me want to bash my head against the wall. Angelina is also much prettier and they seem to be the same age in this pic, another score for Angelina.
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I dont get it why people compare Megan Fox to Angie.. Angie is way better than Her.. Yeah.. Angie is ryt.. i Agree she said that to Megan SLut.. cmon thats so true.. BTW Angelina Jolie named Sexiest Woman in FHM TWICE.. in 2006 and 2005..
I don't get the Megan Fox fascination. She's only been in two movies the past 4 years (the two Transformers films). Let's see if her next few films can stand on their own and then assess whether she even deserves to be discussed. She is no way near AJ status.
Yeah, sure, I see the similarities in looks, but that's where it ends.
Megan Fox is about as talented as a wet piece of cardboard.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
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Angie needs to STFU. I don't know about the rest of the world but I haven't forgotten the "is she acting or not" Girl Interrupted/Gia years.
My how millions make us philanthropists.
It's like she joined a scientology cult except it is purely by coincidence that her behavior actually benefits humanity. Sorta like having an epileptic fit and accidentally saving a baby from a burning house. Purely incidental that her narcissistic brain spaz may have helped someone. She could easily be a kaballahist or scientologist instead.
Megan Fox is just a 20 something actress.
Angie is a 30 something nutjob with too much money and fame who has been crazified by it.
There is no comparison. Angie is much crazier than Fox will ever be.
Why do people keep comparing them?
Megan Fox will NEVER I repeat NEVER be Angelina Jolie.
They look nothing alike! Duh!!
Megan is almost there. All she needs to do is grow out some bitch claws and stare her opponent down! Oh and adopt some orphans and shit.
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I can't stand either of them, but I would love it if Angie reallly said this. How stupid of AJ to make pull the whole 'meangirls,' "I don't know who she is.." Either come for the bitch hard or praise her in the most phony way possible to keep us guessing. AJ missed diva school...
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Team Jolie. I too find Megan Fox contrived, silly, and annoying.
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
I'm not an "Angie" fan but that really sounds like a harsh statement - can't believe she would actually say something like that - or perhaps she forgot all those years of partying, drunken-marrying, tattooing her body after a few bowls or lines, playing a role where she really didn't need to act (Gia), getting an Oscar when the other "star" deserved it (wino), effing someone else's hubby (ummm at least twice that we know of), lesbian love-em and leave-em, Ya know before she was the great humanitarian, Oscar-winner, Mother of the Year we have before us...
actually St. Angie did become #1 FHM Sexiest Woman, I forgot which air, but she did.
actually St. Angie did become #1 FHM Sexiest Woman, I forgot which air, but she did.
Hey...Megan is high on her vanity right now....
Angie is high on everything else!! Have ya seen bitch's pupils in the last 5 years?
(not that Megan isn't her 20 yr from now doppelganger)
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Of course AJ knows who Fox is - Fox is that younger woman who will now play Lara Craft
Angie Angie Angie...
I am trying AGAIN to finish Beowulf, but your Rocky and Bullwinkle's Natasha accent just makes me pray for Mr. Peabody's Wayback machine!!!
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Angelina makes me sick. She's just jealous because Megan is much younger and prettier than she is and she isn't all stretched out from having a million rug rats...
I'm sure Angelina didn't say that. Not because I'm a member of the Brangeloonies (which I'm not), but the comments don't fit what she's said before. Besides, Megan Fox is a very stupid woman; she's not a threat.
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Megan Fox is the most overrated skank in Hollywood! Yeah, she's pretty but that's about it. She's not smart or talented! Angelina is talented, original, and the crazy bitch will "steal" your husband and not give a fuck what anyone thinks! If you really wanna be like Angelina, do something for a cause bigger than yourself!
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Angelina were you screwing a guy who you knew was married and then went on to say how it was the movie you both fell in love on? Or getting knocked up when Brad was still married? Or calling your baby a blob...Hmmm where to begin the choices are really endless.
I don't care for either but at least Megan Fox is up front about who she is and who doesn't apologize for it.
Submitted by nicaw on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 5:35pm.
I wonder how Jolie would feel if Pitt did a movie with Fox? Would she make it her business to know who she is then?
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I wonder how Jolie would feel if Pitt did a movie with Fox? Would she make it her business to know who she is then?
If she did say this, I would say Jolie is a bit stuck on herself which wouldn't surprise.
I wonder if she also asked...
Has she ever helped in breaking up a marriage?
Submitted by Romai on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 4:44pm.
kiv, did she really say that shit? I don't know why but sometimes I'm still amazed at what idiotic things come out of her mouth.
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yup, I had to read it a few times to make sure I didn't miss anything between the lines.
When they asked Mango about Angelina he said, "has she ever held a sunbeam in her hand?"
I have to go Team Jolie too. Simply because Megan Fox annoys the fuck out of me.
kiv, did she really say that shit? I don't know why but sometimes I'm still amazed at what idiotic things come out of her mouth.
i cant believe im saying this but Team Jolie on this one...i had a girl crush on her back in the day when she was with BBT; she may have been crazy and slutty and smelled like ciggs but there was something more appealing about her...i have NEVER liked megan because she tries so hard to come off as a geek and that just chaps my ass, and not in a good way, people...DIE MEGAN DIE
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Another careful question to counter Jolie with is - could she ever top this utterly fascinating Meganesque quote of the century:
"I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
Poor Megan though, I'm pretty sure she doesn't know that Brian Austen Green has had his fair share of peen.
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lol - quote of the day:
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I really don't see the fascination with EITHER OF THEM!
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Until I see Megan Fox get totally naked in a movie..like Angie has done SO MANY TIMES..then I really don't think that Angie should be disrespecting Megan..not to mention all the crazy shit she has done. Pot..meet kettle.
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Team Fox.
I'll take that twats side over that cunt Joile anyday.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:43pm.
Does Megan have Brads balls rigged to a remote controlled taser? I think not.
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Does Megan have Brads balls rigged to a remote controlled taser? I think not.
I'm surprised Angelina didn't throw in a "does she have six children?" "is she a mother?" or something to that effect, given its all she can ever talk about.
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I've never thought either of these two were that beautiful. The only movies I thought Jolie looked that spectacular in might have been when she was a blonde in Girl Interrupted or when she was animated in Beowulf.
Megan Fox just seems plain to me compared to a lot of others out there I think I can find a girl at the local strip club that is prettier.
I say tie.
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"I don't see you walking with children in nature!"
Oh please. Why do people think that Angie is so above making these petty comments? Sorry but I don't buy this whole St. Angie bullshit. She's still a skank to me. At least Megan doesn't pretend to be what she isn't.
"Do some research"
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Submitted by xewndar1 on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 2:59pm.
actually Angelina Jolie has been named Sexiest Woman Alive in several magazines, even FHM. Do some research
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MK does not research. He told me so.
PLUS, he doesnt really fucking care. And that's just how it ought to be in my opinion!
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actually Angelina Jolie has been named Sexiest Woman Alive in several magazines, even FHM. Do some research