Thursday, July 23rd 2009

Phew.....

I can gently put down my Lisa Frank pen, because I need longer need to write an angry joint "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE" letter to Beyonce and Amber Rose FOR THIS. Basement Baby's Susan Powter moment did not last long.

Yesterday in Los Angeles, Basement Baby aired her bald head out while running errands, but that night, she wigged out at party for Dita Von Teese. Even Beyonce couldn't be that mean, so she probably took pity on Basement Baby and gave her a wig from her "send to charity" pile. THANKS BE TO CHEESUS! Solange's jaggedy hairline did not want to be exposed like that!

Posted by: Michael K


giveupu's picture

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cookiepuss's picture

I just realized what bugs me so much about this chick's face: She looks exactly like ORLANDO JONES!

http://discoveringhair.com/blog/solange/solangeorlandojones.jpg

Evidently, I'm not the first to make this observation.

That is all.

RobRedstone's picture

Kim Kardashian looks great here, love her!

www.TheRobRedstoneShow.com Collin Pennie from FAME next!
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Trini's picture

Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:06pm.

My roomate did the weave thing for years and she decided to get the super short haircut recently and she loves it! It takes her about 5 minutes to deal with her hair in the morning and its perfect for the summer.

I understand what you're saying about it being easier to just put it in a ponytail but i was solely referring easthetics, i personally think that it looks a lot better. That is all.

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Oh ok cool. Esthetics wise, yeah it looks pretty good on some. I've seen some real bad natural hair styles though lol. And I agree short hairstyles are the best thing ever in the summer and usually look very good on black chicks. But yeah, I understand what your saying.

redpoint_blackdot's picture

My roomate did the weave thing for years and she decided to get the super short haircut recently and she loves it! It takes her about 5 minutes to deal with her hair in the morning and its perfect for the summer.

I understand what you're saying about it being easier to just put it in a ponytail but i was solely referring easthetics, i personally think that it looks a lot better. That is all.

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Trini's picture

Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 2:33pm.

Basement baby definitely does not have the face to pull of a shaved head but damn its refreshing to see a black girl who's hair isn't relaxed,weaved or a wig. I happen to think that black girls look really fly au natural and its a shame that not enough of them believe this.

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I'm so sick of comments like this. I'm not trying to dog you but I see and hear this shit all the time. And while I will agree with you that its is somewhat refreshing to see black women with natural hair, I also feel that way about all women, because all women fuck their hair up to some extent or another for the sake of style.

Anyways, my point is, uuumm, oh yeah, do you realize how hard it is for a black girl of mostly African descent or what have you to maintain the natural look? I'm sure you do. It's fucking hard as hell. It takes time and energy, which most of us don't have. So for some it's not about thinking we don't look good au natural or it's not as beautiful, for some it's about feasibility and less maintenance. Basically taking the easy way out. I barely have time to eat breakfast in the morning so I like the fact that all I gotta do is brush my hair and put it in a pony tail. I can't bother with anything else, but when I can, maybe I'll try it natural again (I relaxed my hair when I was 14).

redpoint_blackdot's picture

Basement baby definitely does not have the face to pull of a shaved head but damn its refreshing to see a black girl who's hair isn't relaxed,weaved or a wig. I happen to think that black girls look really fly au natural and its a shame that not enough of them believe this.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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Sibsi's picture

Oh, Naomi must have shrunk, 'cause she looks a little shorter.

Fuck! Oh, No! It's actually Basement Baby.

Fuck her. Earlier I defended her short 'do. I was deceived. Now I take all the nice things I said about her earlier back.

That's right, bitch. You earned my contempt with this wig and looking like Naomi's midget sister.

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who told her that ugly ass lipstick looked good on her? THEY LIED!

GoTexan40mg's picture

How depressing is it for any naturally born woman to look like a man dressed in drag.. how much lower down the totem pole can you get? ICK. Having said that I agree with other posters, she does look like Orlando Jones with Wet n' Wild lipstick

dirty sancho's picture

Wait, did i miss something? why do so many dlisters not like Beyonce?

ps: hahahahahaha!!! she DOES look like Orlando Jones!! hahahaha!!

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Submitted by F-listed on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 12:33pm.

She looks like Kim Kardashian to me.
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I know! When I saw the pic I thought Kim K went a little too heavy on the spray tan this time.

MizRo's picture

shut the smurf up: I know... Thank goodness Kelly has a show now - I want her to make money and succeed. I know she's happily married and I really wish her all good things.

B, not so much. *chiding self for bad thoughts*

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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 12:30pm.
DWM: I love Kelly Rowland. Beautiful, talented, underrated and seriously, prettier than B.

Not only the lighter one, but the one who was born inside of the marriage. * wink *

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K

F-listed's picture

She looks like Kim Kardashian to me.

MizRo's picture

DWM: I love Kelly Rowland. Beautiful, talented, underrated and seriously, prettier than B.
And yes, it has always been whispered that Rowland is Knowles progeny.
B is the chosen one because she's lighter skinned, imo.
MY opinion.

LeanneMarie's picture

Lisa Frank pen! LOVES IT!

snowpiece's picture

Provy! have you been following SamRo on Twitter?
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girl_cheese's picture

I thought that WAS Orlando. You mean it's Basement?! Well ... hmmm.

Liking how she matched her lipstick to her shoes.

What about the mustache? No, seriously now - this is Orlando, isn't it!

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FunFilled's picture

Beyonce could've also thrown a pair of pants her way, too.

SkyBitch's picture

OMG, she's featured in two posts IN A ROW here. Now she's probably going to change her hair every hour while "shopping" on Robertson Blvd.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Anything come of that Blind Item a while back that pointed fingers at Papa Knowles for being Kelly Rowland's father? I like her more anyway.

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Raul Duke's picture

Let me oil up my guns and git my stripper gear on so I can rip that shit off her head while grindin' Mister Happy all over da ass!

Mother Superior's picture

She's showing off that golden honeycomb ring (or cufflink?) like it's a 4 karat engagement rock! :D
Dream on.....

snowpiece's picture

xerquina LOLOLOLha ha oh yeah, I forgot, here's everyone's fucking welcoming HUG!!!!

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MizRo's picture

Oh my...

Firstly, that short haired pic frightened the hell out of me: not flattering for her face.

Secondly, I feel so bad when you call her Basement Baby MK - it breaks my heart. She looks good with the wig - hell, eveyone seems to wear them in LaLa land so what's the biggie?

And lastly, I loathe B, Papa Knowles and her House of Derriere mother. Oh, and Jay Z too.

Jay-Z's talent is undeniable, but he is a loathesome creature.

xerquina's picture

it's ok if you don't like beyonce but solange does not look better than beyonce.

LOL@ snowy, you are quite the welcoming committee.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

OMIGAWD She DOES look like Orlando Jones.

Now Beyonce will lock him up for good measure.

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I'd like to show Dita V. a good time.... gimme 3 and hal minutes.... maybe fo!
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snowpiece's picture

seriously Provy! Comic Con??? LMAO
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:52am.
Submitted by celebsession.com on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:47am.
Will the New Moon/Comic Con live feed be posted here?

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Yah off with you and go pinch you twittle little titties!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:52am.
Submitted by celebsession.com on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:47am.
Will the New Moon/Comic Con live feed be posted here?

www.celebsession.com
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NOT LIKELY! FUCK OFF TWI~HEAD

*in Ogre voice*

NEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDS!!!!!!!

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:51am.

Bahahahaha! I think he has been Bonging all week!

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snowpiece's picture

Submitted by celebsession.com on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:47am.
Will the New Moon/Comic Con live feed be posted here?

www.celebsession.com
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NOT LIKELY! FUCK OFF TWI~HEAD
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

FilthyBitch's picture

MK hitting the bong early today. Next post: Solange had Wheaties for breakfast.
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letinstar's picture

she looks like orlando jones' twin...
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louise_brooks's picture

I thought this was a Kardashian.

I absolutely HATE this whole hot pink lipstick trend people are trying to make happen. It looks like that horrible mood lipstick from the 80s.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:45am.
I hate wigs. But I like her lipstick. She's prettier than Beyawnce, in my opinion.

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The lippy goes SO well with the grey satin fabric!
I can't pull off that Barbie shade though....makes my teef look yellow! :P

snowpiece's picture

you should read this nut's tweets!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:44am.
smurf,

Shitters?!

Exactly!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K

Miss Thang's picture

lol, it's okay Solange, I have ADD when it comes to my hair, too. Shit gets boring looking the same after a couple days.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

I hate wigs. But I like her lipstick. She's prettier than Beyawnce, in my opinion.

But maybe that's just because I've never listened to her music.

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caribbeanchic's picture

She looks like Mr Ed either way o_o

CRAZY's picture

Short hair rocks!

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EastEndGirl's picture

smurf,

Shitters?!

Mother Superior's picture

Take the mop off, your scalp needs to breathe!

shut the smurf up's picture

LOL. Like we don't know is not real
I think is just stupid when people do that, we KNOW YOU HAVE NO FUCKING HAIR! idiot.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K

suckandfuck's picture

How does she get invited to things where there are photographers? I don't understand the world.

xerquina's picture

i liked her short hair. send that horse-tail back Sol.