Rebbie Jackson Is Capable Of Anything
Michael Jackson named his 80-year-old mother, Katherine, official guardian of his kids, but they still have to go through a bunch of court shit before she permanently gets granted custody. TMZ says that even if she gets custody, the eldest Jackson, Rebbie, will primarily raise Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket. Apparently, the entire family (Joe doesn't count, because he's currently vacationing on another planet) agrees that Rebbie should be the one.
Rebbie (who has had 59 birthdays) has been living in Las Vegas with her husband of 20 years, but temporarily moved her life to Encino after Michael's death so that she could help her mother care for the kids.
And this is what we call "making a whole lot of fucking sense." Rebbie doesn't seem like a Crazy McCrazy to me and I'm pretty sure she won't push those kids out on the ho stroll. AND anybody who is responsible for the masterpiece below is capable of absolutely ANYTHING!
If Rebbie asked me for the key to my entire life, I'd ask to see her resume and credentials first. She'd show me the video for "Centipede" and without even flinching once, I'd say, "DONE!"
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I always thought that video was hilarious! LMFAO
But I love the song! It's on my ipod. *hehe*
God, I miss MJ. He was amazing, untouchable, unique, what of a kind,etc.
What a cheesy video!
I remember this song, I am pretty sure I read that Michael wrote it for her.
I never understood it or the video.
I had always been ashamed of the fact that I had this song on my ipod.....Until now! I knew this was a masterpiece!
How is this the first time I've heard of this hot piece?! She's like the secret Jackson. (I'm only 22 so pardon the ignorance.)
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
"You love is like a Centipede! Hold me like a Centipede!" Damn, no wonder I can't keep a boyfriend...I didn't know how to sweet talk 'em til now! I wish Rebbie would write a book so if I get too nervous to remember all this, I can quickly look it up...
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That's my tooth. Why do you have that?
This video is awesome. When she electrocutes the guard at the end CLASSIC.
Centipede is hands-down my favorite music video, ever. I've been wondering since the early 80's why Rebbie never became a bigger star. This song is killer even now and girlfriend has a great voice. The king cobra on the pool table in the video slays me even now.
OMG!!! Wow does this bring back memories...Not that I'm old or anything, but you know I'm a product of the 80's!
Yeh Baby!!
What a ^%$&$%$ woman！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site"sugarscupid. c o m" and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。
STFU!!! OMG!!! That is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!! why did i not know that existed? Thanks once again for making my Thursday. wow.
(And I'm sure that wasn't influenced at all by the popularity at the time of the game)
Submitted by zocalo1 on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 5:39pm.
video put me in mind of Michelle Obama cavorting through the White House with the secret service men....she even has her walk!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I have visions of Michelle Obama stalking the White House grounds and electrocuting each and every Republican she sees.
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Bottom-feeder.
video put me in mind of Michelle Obama cavorting through the White House with the secret service men....she even has her walk!
Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:39am.
Rebbie's the closest thing the Jacksons have to a stable member. Sort of the Marilyn to their Munsters.
LOL!
Rebbie actually had another album out in the late '90s. It's not my kinda music, but she has a decent voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSifJbqu9Ds&feature=fvst
Michael will always be present in the world of music. We're all just humans making mistake. But from that mistake, we have to learn from it and change for the better. Let's not blame anyone of Michael's death, if he died of cardiac arrest then he died because of that. . cardiothoracic surgeon
Centipedes are NO Joke... We gots loads of him over here in HI and it HURTS like a b*tch when they bite you!
I'm pretty sure Omer Bhatti was there because he's the biological father of Michael's children, NOT the child of Michael.
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yep yep yep> She does favor Janet very much...the only thing is, my niece and I get mistaken for sisters all the time! My niece looks more like me than her own mom!
lol Plecostomus, yea maybe he was just MJ's BIGGEST FAN!!!!11!!!1!
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 2:11pm.
There HAS to be a reason why this kid was sitting in the front row at MJ's funeral:
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Maybe he won front-row tickets?
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Bottom-feeder.
I'm willing to bet my life that Omer Bhatti is Michael's child. Geez, I mean, I know we aren't supposed to know EVERYTHING about this family, but I'm fucking nosy. I want the 411. I want to know all the family secrets. Why did MJ hide his kid for 25 years? And why did Janet hide her marriages and her kid? I mean, doesn't all that secrecy invite a million times more speculation from the public and the media?
There HAS to be a reason why this kid was sitting in the front row at MJ's funeral:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLr_gQxVC4s
He looks like Blanket.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
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People crackin' on my girl Rebbie for making "Centipede"...hell, that video game was the SHIT back then...she knew what she was doing...
And Janet should have the kids?!?!? AH...HELL...NAW!!! Janet is STILL trying to be the "Black Madonna"...and those kids don't need Janet's money...THEY'RE RICH BITCH!!!
Rebbie is the BEST possible placement for those kids...stable marriage, never heard NOTHING about any foolishness regarding her and her immediate family...not to mention, she's about the ONLY one that still looks the way she's suppose to look...
Her son is my neighbor or is it Janet's child. Hmmm...
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Omer Bhatti is Michael Jackson's on-again/off-again boytoy. Jackson started "secretly" telling people he was his son only after questions arose about the boy’s constant presence at Neverland Ranch. Omer's biological father is Pakistani, the mother Norwegian, he resembles Michael's post-plastic surgery face.
Full story:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,133727,00.html
So when is Rebbie unleashing those lightning bolts on Jafar?
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Bottom-feeder.
CENTIPEDE!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
The kid next to Michael (holding blanket) is Michael's alleged secret son born, Omer Bhatti, in 1984 by a Norwegian groupie fan (possibly the inspiration for "Billie Jean").
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'Thriller' was released in 1982.
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"Billie Jean" was the inspiration for Omer!
The kid next to Michael (holding blanket) is Michael's alleged secret son born, Omer Bhatti, in 1984 by a Norwegian groupie fan (possibly the inspiration for "Billie Jean").
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'Thriller' was released in 1982.
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Rebbie is the only semi-normal Jackson: don't forget she raised Janet's baby with LaBarge.
Thank heavens for Rebbie.
Love the song but damn Rebbie if you keep moving those hands they might mistake the video for a sign language video.
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IF Debbie Rowe is going after custody, she will probably win. Courts will go to the birth mother, even if the mother is a mess, even if the non-birth person is a saint.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
i didnt know rebbie tried to get into the pop music action
what did the snake and tiger have to do with anything?
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Damn, how many Jacksons tried to get record deals!
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Somebody asked how many Jacksons there are ....they are a FAMILY for crying out loud!
http://www.systemwars.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32606
The kid next to Michael (holding blanket) is Michael's alleged secret son born, Omer Bhatti, in 1984 by a Norwegian groupie fan (possibly the inspiration for "Billie Jean").
okay WTF are we SURE she is stable I would have to seriously question the sanity of anyone who thinks a centipede is sexy I was so grossed out when they kept showing that nasty bug I couldn't even finish the vid. I mean just.... WTF okay use a snake, goood that could be hot. Use a tiger, gooood that's smoking nah lets use a disgusting bug that's sure to make men's wangs stand at attention while simultaneously destroying any competition from women cuz they will be puking their guts out. Ahhh I see where she's going now. Good move Rebbie.
Rebbie's the closest thing the Jacksons have to a stable member. Sort of the Marilyn to their Munsters. This may be the kids only chance at relatively normal lives. (Though Team Valtrex, your idea of the wolf pack is a close second...)
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There's the door, spaceman.
I still think Janet should get the kids. First, Janet has her own money.
And everybody keeps saying the kids should have an anonymus, normal life. Problem is, when Michael died any chance at being left alone by the media flew out the window. Kiddie time is over now. There is no place these kids will be able to hide. With Michael's death the spotlight will be on them even more.
So.....they need somebody who is also in the media spotlight, but has still managed to find a way to deal with it and come out okay. And that person is Janet. Sure she has had her problems. But even at the height of her fame she was NEVER a tabloid fixture. She somehow managed to be famous and "normal". Rebbie has lived a life out of the spotlight. But if she gets those kids she can kiss her quiet life goodbye.
I know you fools aren't trying to hate on "Centipede". I will cut a bitch to defend its honor.
LOL, I do agree with this statement though...
Centipede is the shit. Loved that song.
She is the best choice...she's not an attention whore like other members of her family.
They actually still play this on radio stations I have listened to in the south and in New York, now I cant say the same for any Latoya or even Janet songs, seriously. Rebbie is a'ight.
She and Jermaine look just alike.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
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I made it to the minute mark on that video but then had to push abort..... In other news, Rebbie seems like a good choice for guardianship of the kids. Janet would've been a good choice too. Either way, I feel certain that they will all do right by the kids. What a tragedy this whole situation is.
squiggles - Well, if she can stay out of the media, which, she obviously has thus far, then the kids should be with her. Wherever they go they need to stay FAR away from Joe.
I know you fools aren't trying to hate on "Centipede". I will cut a bitch to defend its honor.
I could have sworn that Rebbie dropped off the face of the earth after this record because she was institutionalized? That was the word on the street...nice to see her back.
Now, something to give you nightmares: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPgzB9oMYz4
Some Youtube fool redoing "Centipede".
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:39am.
Didn't even know there was another Jackson sister. I thought there was just Janet and Latoya.
*ignorant face*
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exactly! one of the reasons i think she's a good choice. maureen's her first name but i think "rebbie" is a variation of her middle name or something.
Oh man, that video sucked even when it was new. I wonder whatever happened to that rubber cobra? It was the real star of the video, upstaging Rebbie whenever it appeared simply because it had more talent.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
nunya_bizness on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:33am.
Actually, I think Jackie ended up raising Janet's daughter. His adopted daughter (according to Wkipedia), Brandy looks completely like a Jackson.
If that's not Janet's kid, then I think that it's his kid with Paula Abdul (he cheated on his wife with her in the 80's).
Proof?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thescoopydoop.com/Bran...
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Didn't even know there was another Jackson sister. I thought there was just Janet and Latoya.
*ignorant face*
how many fucking Jacksons are there?! i didn't even know a Rebbie Jackson existed.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:01am.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 8:52am.
MK also reported abotu the crocs thing months ago. this is not new news..crocs has been in financial difficulty for months..
Did Scoobie Doo name Rebbie?" REBBIE HEHEHEHEHE! RAGGIE HEEHEE"
I actually quite like this tune....I works out extra dope if you listen to it whilst looking at the caption this contest pic of the Man fucking Shamu....Its kind of beautiful when put in the proper context like that. TRY IT ITS TRUE!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:01am.
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Glad someone is finally pointing out what seems to be the real origin or MJ's sons' names...as opposed to thinking it was totally a result of some weirdo grandiosity. Now Blanket, I can't explain that one!
Rebbie is a great choice, imo...seems totally normal, has kids of her own, out of the spotlight. I think she's actually been with her husband for closer to 30 yrs.