When Rupert Everett Opens His Mouth.....
.....you know some straight up undiluted fuckery is going to come pouring out (along with a little back-up nut soup). In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Rupert Everett doesn't hold his mouth hole back about everything from Fishsticks Paltrow to Obama to Michael Jackson. Let's see what Mr. Constipated Face had to say about the latter first....
"He was a freak. He looked like a character from Shrek. He was a black to white minstrel. He was crucified by that court case when he was accused of child molestation - that killed him. He personified the pain and anxiety of a black man in a slave country. We all watched as he changed from black to white. He was living performance art. I think it was fortuitous that he died. He was supposed to be doing 50 concerts in London. It wouldn't have mattered how good or bad he was. He wouldn't have managed to do all of them and the press would have destroyed him."
What I think Rupert is trying to say is that the world threw so many caca nuggets at Michael Jackson that it's better for him that he's moonwalking through the clouds above free of all the shit. Si? Rupert just has a way of sounding like his words are coming out of a colonic tube. I can relate. Now, let's see what he has to say about Obama....
"We're living in very strange times. We have Michael Jackson, a black man who has gone white, and we have President Barack Obama, who is a half-white man gone black. It's absolutely fascinating to watch."
And he lost me there! Let's see if he can get me back with his comparison of Fishsticks and Katie Price....
"If I had the choice of being on a desert island with Jordan or Gwyneth Paltrow, I would choose Jordan. With Jordan you get the truth. She's treated like a quasi-hooker, whereas Gwyneth is seen as the patron saint of good living. Which one has more integrity? I would much rather have Jordan any day."
Aaaaaaaand he's got me back. Now that is a statement I can sign off on with confidence. Harvey will be my co-signer.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:05pm.
Yea weird huh? Funny when you're not taxing the profits that free labor of tobacco and cotton provided how 'moral' the brits became.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
He needs to pop that zit on his forehead.
I can't stand this bitter, TALENTLESS queen. The sad part is, the type who sit on thrones, sip martinis, and dole out the gripes and zingers are usually the ones torn up inside.
If anyone is self-loathing, it's Rupert Everett.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 4:59pm.
I hate when british people talk about slavery in america. It was YOU assholes that started it!
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Britain abolished slavery in 1833; some 35 years before we did. How altruistic of them. ;)
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Preach it Provy !!
I'll come back to this post after the 2 (or 100) dirty martinis I plan to have tonight...
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I hate when british people talk about slavery in america. It was YOU assholes that started it!
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Here is a little undiluted fuckery right back at Rupert: your face looks like a testicle marinated in a mix of botox and coppertone.
He should focus his laser perception less on President Obama and his racial politics and more on filing some type of legal action against his plastic surgeon.
Rupert should look into a refund for that face-lift.
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"Aaaaaaaand he's got me back".......LMAO
SHUT UP METH FACE.
What did Madonna do to him?
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You say potato, I say vodka!
This guy makes me want to be straight. Is he some sort of secret agent for Exodus International?
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There's the door, spaceman.
I, personally, despise the term "African-American". Charlize Theron, born in South Africa, is a blue-eyed, blonde African-American. Also, Africa is a huge continent containing several countries, races, tribes, etc. Being African-American is politically correct babble.
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Daaamn, what happened to him? I remember him as Oberon the Fairy King in A Midsummer's Night Dream and back then he was gorgeous.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
Oh, and this picture must be before his botched face lift.
He looks even more comical now. It's like the skin from an elephant's arse has been stretched over a tribal African mask.
I happened across this monster in the street, I wouldn't know whether to say hello or to perform a rain dance to the Gods.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
*dons anti-political armor*
He needs to stfu about POTUS.
But he can keep flapping about Fishy.
I don't about truth and any substance from Jordan but she gots them big orange ChiChi's...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
There are some people who don't like it when mixed people pick a side. There are those that hate Halle Berry because she identifies herself as an African-American, I guess Rupert falls into that category. I don't get it, especially with older folks, and the one drop rule that was in effect when these people were children. Yes, our country had legislation that stated that if you had one drop of black blood you were black. Since Obama and Berry were born before the law was repelled in 1968,I guess that is how they were raised.
I'll try to find the link to that law.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
this is an old photo, right?
he no longer looks like that unless he reversed all those plastic surgeries he went through earlier this year.
The majority of his comments are completely on-point.
It's just that they're all wrapped up in this incoherent semen-speak that it's difficult to find the solid arguments among the smooth, creamy shit.
Still, I continue to detest him absolutely.
Please understand that I'm not joking when I say that I would sooner braid the pubes on Ron Jeremy's low-hangers than watch anything with this sperm sponge in it. ^.^
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Rupert needs to have a biopsy done on that red blotch on his forehead/between eyes.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
I'd choose Jordan on the desert island too because I could definitely fashion her tits into a flotation device and sail my way to safety.
His Obama comment is insane.
So I take it he's no longer friends with Vadge...
zomay: tell me no!? teheehheheheheheheheeee
Whatever...I agree with him on all accounts...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Why does anyone ask or care what Rupert thinks about anything? Except possibly his then-current movie?
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The first page of the World News section was given over to a long article on the 30th anniversary of Paddington Bear.
"He looked like a character from Shrek"
Ooohhh the irony.
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Fuck you David Yates.
kdracofan on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 4:29pm.
this deserves a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U
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Lol.
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Gotta love senior citizens - they never censure anything that comes out of their mouths.
Rupe was pretty when he starred in "An Ideal Husband".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122541/
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This is an old pic of Duper Asshole.
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this deserves a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U
Wow, he's looking a little Randy Travis there. Gotta give the guy credit for saying what he wants without giving two shits about what people think about him. Even if he does come off kind of bitchy.
It's like he only speaks after 16 drinks.
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
--E.B White
Coming from someone who has had a facelift? As for the Obama comment he sounds like an idiot. He is right about fishsticks though.
lol @ the fishtick comment
You know, I actually agreed with the bulk of what he said. But when he went to that weird, quasi-racist place, he fucking lost me. Don't talk about President Hottie that way, asshole! Oh well. We'll always have Cemetery Man.
Ooooh, and he also needs to be super-careful about criticizing plastic surgery, unless he's doing it from a "It takes one to know one" angle a la Miss Kathy Griffin.
A perfect example of why "actors" should never speak unscripted.
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Perfect example of someone with absolutely no filter! I love the comment about Gwennie though.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 4:20pm.
LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing, i just couldn't find the words. Haa haahaaaa!
What the hell happened to him, he used to be kinda cute.
He really has no internal dialogue, does he? Or maybe it's just Tourette's.
This mother fucker has no right to talk about another person's venture into Plastic Surgery land. His "new face" has fuckery written all over it.
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Did his facelift have an expiration date? That is some fucked up, bootleg surgery he got there. He must be on a budget.
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