Wednesday, July 22nd 2009

When Rupert Everett Opens His Mouth.....

.....you know some straight up undiluted fuckery is going to come pouring out (along with a little back-up nut soup). In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Rupert Everett doesn't hold his mouth hole back about everything from Fishsticks Paltrow to Obama to Michael Jackson. Let's see what Mr. Constipated Face had to say about the latter first....

"He was a freak. He looked like a character from Shrek. He was a black to white minstrel. He was crucified by that court case when he was accused of child molestation - that killed him. He personified the pain and anxiety of a black man in a slave country. We all watched as he changed from black to white. He was living performance art. I think it was fortuitous that he died. He was supposed to be doing 50 concerts in London. It wouldn't have mattered how good or bad he was. He wouldn't have managed to do all of them and the press would have destroyed him."

What I think Rupert is trying to say is that the world threw so many caca nuggets at Michael Jackson that it's better for him that he's moonwalking through the clouds above free of all the shit. Si? Rupert just has a way of sounding like his words are coming out of a colonic tube. I can relate. Now, let's see what he has to say about Obama....

"We're living in very strange times. We have Michael Jackson, a black man who has gone white, and we have President Barack Obama, who is a half-white man gone black. It's absolutely fascinating to watch."

And he lost me there! Let's see if he can get me back with his comparison of Fishsticks and Katie Price....

"If I had the choice of being on a desert island with Jordan or Gwyneth Paltrow, I would choose Jordan. With Jordan you get the truth. She's treated like a quasi-hooker, whereas Gwyneth is seen as the patron saint of good living. Which one has more integrity? I would much rather have Jordan any day."

Aaaaaaaand he's got me back. Now that is a statement I can sign off on with confidence. Harvey will be my co-signer.

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He judges Michael Jackson? Has he looked at his own face lately? He looks like a freak. Wow, what an angry bitter man. If you don't have anything to say best is to just shut up.

This annoying queen has some nerve talking shit about Michael Jackson! Not that I was ever a fan of MJ, but Rupert seems intent on making himself look like Boris Karloff in "Frankenstein". Wait, I take that back...Boris actually made that look work. Rupert's just out of work. He's on his way to being that troll at the end of the bar who sends you drinks because he used to be "somebody".

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 7:52pm.

This is why Poo-pert is wrong. Jackson didn't want to be black because of living in a 'slave' country, it was because his dad beat him and called him ugly. I don't even think being black had as much to do with it as some kind of inner self hatred. In fact Jackson probably used more 'African' imagary in his videos then anyone else. Except for Ludicris who I believe filmed his video 'Ho's in every areacode' in Africa.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 7:52pm.

This is why Poo-pert is wrong. Jackson didn't want to be black because of living in a 'slave' country, it was because his dad beat him and called him ugly. I don't even think being black had as much to do with it as some kind of inner self hatred. In fact Jackson probably used more 'African' imagary in his videos then anyone else. Except for Ludicris who I believe filmed his video 'Ho's in every areacode' in Africa. ===============

But I do think some of his self hatred was because he felt ashamed of being black. It's kind of complicated to explain. He may have used 'African' imagery, but you have to understand that being 'African' and being 'African American' or 'black' are two totally different things. Africans and African Americans are two totally separate and distinct culture groups. We may share some DNA and genetic material, but culturally there is a world of difference.

But here's the thing, I realize Joe Jackson probably beat the crap out of MJ and the other Js, but he was no different than other men of his generation. A lot of black kids got their asses whooped by their mama, daddy, Big Daddy, or Big Mama, and they turned out fine. I think MJ used that as an excuse. Yes, it's true that abuse is damaging, and can screw up your self esteem, but it's not an excuse to go play God and screw up what he gave you. It's not an excuse to not grow up and pretend to be Peter Pan and sleep in beds with little boys. At some point, MJ needed to take ownership of his own life, and stop blaming his dad for the messed up direction it took. Because like it or not, if Joe Jackson hadn't been hard on him and his brothers, they never would've made it out of Gary.

And I'm not taking up for Joe 'cause I think he's crazy as the day is long, I just get tired of adults blaming their parents for their f*** ups in life.

Stepping off the soapbox now.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 7:49pm.

Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 7:06pm.
How can anyone have respect for people that were enslaved and when they got freed they just stayed where they were?
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Ever hear of the Jim Crowe laws? They didn't just "stay where they were"...Segregation and economic oppression kept many of them from escaping this country's racism. Where could they realistically go? There were precious few who were able to overcome this, and yeah, those that did should be lauded, but they should NOT be held up as the example of a racist country with LAWS that prevented Black people from excelling...

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And to add to that--where were they SUPPOSED to go? They were born here. My ancestors may have been enslaved, but they were born in this country, as was I. I am an American. I'm not African. I'm "African" in race (and African is really not a race), but I'm not African in culture. Whoever you are, Poopoole (or whatever the heck your name is) you need to read some history because you sound like a total dumb ass. There's nothing worse than some ignoramus spouting off about a subject he knows nothing about.

blaaaake's picture

who is this plastic surgery reject to call anyone else a FREAK? has he looked in a mirror lately and seen his new face? FREAK! guess he thought that since Madge butchered her face, he would too.

DiamondDawg's picture

Loved him in "Dance With A Stranger." He should have been an epic movie star. Here's a short article on the life and times of R.E.:

http://www.accesshollywood.com/rupert-everett-on-broadway-falling-out-wi...

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This is why Poo-pert is wrong. Jackson didn't want to be black because of living in a 'slave' country, it was because his dad beat him and called him ugly. I don't even think being black had as much to do with it as some kind of inner self hatred. In fact Jackson probably used more 'African' imagary in his videos then anyone else. Except for Ludicris who I believe filmed his video 'Ho's in every areacode' in Africa.

Obama doesn't act 'black'. If you ask me he acts like a typical private schooled spoiled white kid who never had a real job in his life (other than politics) and whose opinions are cliched campus liberal posistions. So not sure how he chooses to be 'black'. But yea he does pull the race card when conveniant.

On Goop, he's right. Plus you can talk to Jordons tits, one will be Willlllsoooooooon and the other Spaulding.

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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 7:06pm.
How can anyone have respect for people that were enslaved and when they got freed they just stayed where they were?
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Ever hear of the Jim Crowe laws? They didn't just "stay where they were"...Segregation and economic oppression kept many of them from escaping this country's racism. Where could they realistically go? There were precious few who were able to overcome this, and yeah, those that did should be lauded, but they should NOT be held up as the example of a racist country with LAWS that prevented Black people from excelling...

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FINALLY! Someone has the BALLS to say the truth about Michael Jackson. I'm sick of people acting like MJ was the incarnation of Jesus Christ. He was a good performer, but he had profound psychological issues at play, dammit!

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Ms. Caligula's picture

Rupert used to be so handsome. Now he's just... ugh.

He does always give me a little smile when he opens his mouth & fires off his shit cannon, though. And approximately 80% of the time, he's right on target.

And is it just me, or is the above photo of him quite possibly the most smug mug evah? I think I'm going to make it my new profile pic:)

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i love how frank rupert is when asked a question and love the shocked reactions from people who expect the rote reponses. once again, rupert nails it. jackson desperately did not want to be black.. and barack pulls the black card all the time (speeches on race, "i don't look like my predecessors" and the endless meme about how 'historic' everything he does is).. of course, if you should dare to mention any of this, you are a 'racist'.. haha..catch-22.

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If my ass was black, I guar-un-fuck-un-tee that I would swim across the freakin' ocean to ANYWHERE else than stay in this racist stink-hole country.
To Poopele:

Unless you're Native American ... START SWIMMING!

Asshole.

Hysteria's picture

What he said wasn't that nutty.

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Rupert's mask..er, face interesting link:

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/04/celebrity_terr...
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How can anyone have respect for people that were enslaved and when they got freed they just stayed where they were?

Any white person who went through that shit in Europe got their ass over here. When they were forced into factory work in the east coast slums, they walked across the freakin' continent. Look at the Mormons...they understood....just get the hell out of where I am...anywhere else is better.

The freakin' bloods just all said, "Oh..ok..I'd freed now? I guess I'll go back and sit de' porch some more."

If my ass was black, I guar-un-fuck-un-tee that I would swim across the freakin' ocean to ANYWHERE else than stay in this racist stink-hole country.

Anyone else utters those words and they'd be immediately classified as racist. Is he the recipient of "I'm gay therefore I can't be racist"? One of my best friends growing up was gay and this guy was the worst racist ever. I remember saying to him how surprising it was given he was also discriminated against.

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goopy gwynny vs. jordan......choclit chip cookies vs. tupperware tittays.....give me the cookies!!!! i'll take the goop!

What fresh hell is this?

gossipfan's picture

People are so dumbed down from all the political correctness talk that when someone speaks the cold hard truth, people get offended and up on arms.

Preach it Rupert!

xerquina's picture

i love old British queens, they're the only ones who have the balls to say the truf!

Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 6:31pm.

I agree w/Rupert about Jordan over Gwynnie.
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I agree w/Rupert about Jordan over Gwynnie.

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Submitted by Courtney Love on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:48pm.

I think everyone tries to pretend that Obama is just your average black guy. He's not. He's a half-white guy who was raised by white people. The only reason he pushes the black part so much is because most white people will never see him as even half-white, much less not black
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I am African American, and I agree with you wholeheartedly on this point. I have to be honest and say one of the reasons that I did not vote for Obama was because of Michelle. Not that I don't like Michelle, because I do, but I felt that their marriage was a sham. I felt he married her as a political move so that he would appeal to black voters in Chicago. I just found it so hard to believe that this half white man who was raised by white people fell in love with an African American woman. Not to say it COULDN'T happen, but I just was skeptical. I know it sounds crazy, and I got a lot of flack from other African Americans (and I probably will get some here, too. I don't care), but something just wasn't right.

I have changed my opinion now that I see them. Maybe initially he did marry her as a way to advance his career, but they seem like they really love each other. I'm just a skeptic when it comes to "love" though.

Also, I don't consider Obama "black" in the way that I am black. His father was Nigerian, his mother was a white lady from Kansas. I don't think he has had to endure a lot of the struggles that "African Americans" have had to endure. By that I mean, he did not have any direct ancestry that was enslaved. He didn't have parents or grandparents who lived through segregation. And truth be told, he is more "African" than I am. Anyway, this is a tangent, and more appropriate for another venue.

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I'm not taking up for Rupert, I couldn't give a fuck what he thinks honestly but he was being interviewed and they asked him questions they wanted to know. He's not a pussy and he doesn't care what we think of him or his answers so he answered. It's that simple. Now let's go back to bashing him for not agreeing with everything he said.
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Um . . . do the words Shut The F Up mean anything to this man?

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Umm.. Just because someone isn't from America doesn't mean they shouldn't have an opinion or that their opinion should be disregarded because of that fact.. If so, none of us Americans should EVER weigh in on anything that goes on outside of our country (example: Iranian elections) and yet we do constantly. WTF?

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I don't understand how this man can be such an angry & hateful person.

Why do we care what this prick has to say, especially about Obama. Rupert not even American.

Anyone that isn't biracial, doesn't REALLY know what they are talking about. My kid is; (black mom/white father) and she gets shit from both sides. Oh, and she hasn't "picked a side". From the get go, we brought her up loving both (incl. black dolls & white dolls).

FROM MY KID: "Only black people (in this case)will know/see the difference of a biracial (black/white) person. With most white people, all they'll see is just another black person. They are not going to think what percentage of white you are."

As far as Jackson, he was doing EVERYTHING not to look like his father. Joe Jackson royally fucked him up. I do think Michael was messed up ... but I blame Joe. And why is he even mentioning slavery ... NOW (2009)???? I don't get the connection.

And, how the FUCK has Obama "gone black"?????? He's half of each. I don't see him "acting" the stereotypical black or white.

Thank you, Rupert, for letting me know what you really are, so that I will not let my kid watch Dunston (or any other movie you're in) EVER again.

Rupert is just an egotistical, pretentious, self loathing CUNT!!

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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 6:14pm.

I like what you had to say. It's always good getting someone's point of view who is on the outside looking in.

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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 6:12pm.

Twas. I think Michael's transformation has more to do with his father's abuse, and him wanting to disassociate from the man in the mirror.. or some shit though.

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I AGREE with EVERYTHING this man sez, being on the outside of the US looking you can see what a mess it is , America has never healed all its racial wounds..
Seeing what those Nazi Scientists did to MJ was a Aryan dream come true for them to make the most powerful Black man in the world into Veronica from The Archies.

Also to read all the poison sprayed by racist cunts like Pooele , (rhymes with Fool- el )only further argues the point home.

Between the desert island divas, Jordan IS THE hands down winner.

I mean , I can see me throwing myself to sharks after about 30min of Fishy and her fuckery.. or better yet tossing her to them...

JORDAN IS the way , the TRUTH and the Light!

Harvey & MK both whole heartedly agree.

Viva Rupert! Nothing like a British queen knackered on gear to tell the truth

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"He personified the pain and anxiety of a black man in a slave country."
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Is he saying that America is a slave nation?

DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOT KNOW HE IS BRITISH? HAS HE EVER OPENED A BOOK?

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Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 6:08pm.

I second that. I agree with him 95%.

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if I had a choice of being on a deserted island with a whinny bitchy queen or a monkey with ebola, I'd pick the monkey.

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He's damn right on almost all topics.

Love him!

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Damn, Gwyneth just can't win...

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If I have to chose between gooppy and Jordan, I would as well pick Jordan, I can float away with her Implants!!
He needs to lay off the coke, seriously

Edited to say: Goopy would start crying when she breaks her first nail and you know Jordan would blow any animal in order to survive

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Submitted by Deluna on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:55pm.
WHAT the fuck is he talking about? Seriously. Prune faced bitch
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I second that!

mike's picture

What happened to his horrible face-lift?

As for his opinions - whatever. Everyone has opinions, but chances are, they just don't matter.

WHAT the fuck is he talking about? Seriously. Prune faced bitch

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He's right about one thing ~ MJ WAS 'crucified by that court case when he was accused of child molestation - that killed him.' Yeah, it did and I still can't quite believe that he's gone.

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Actually, Rupert's right about everything, just as the Devil intended. Bravo! And I'm not being sarcastic. He was correct on all accounts. I just want to snuggle into his big droopy face. *purrs n'coos*

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I think everyone tries to pretend that Obama is just your average black guy. He's not. He's a half-white guy who was raised by white people. The only reason he pushes the black part so much is because most white people will never see him as even half-white, much less not black.

I'm cosigning everything The Rup said. Rock on, you bitchy queen!

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muffintops's picture

I'm glad his face lift reached its expiration date - it wasn't necessary

Poopele's picture

He's just jealous because Michael blew Mcauley Culkin and Barrack Obama gets to fuck everyone in America up the ass for the next 3 1/2 years or until his "black side" comes our and he goes on welfare and starts raping every white woman who walks within a half-mile of him after midnight as he screams "I got me a TRILLION BENJAMINS, Bee-atch!"

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ahahahaha! 'he got me back at Gweny' !

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hello all

I actually quite enjoyed his book whilst I was on Holiday not having to engage any brain cells at all but might I throw in the bit of corrective history. The British did not "invent" slavery actually....Slavery was going on In Africa before any Europeans arrived. It happened throughout the Ottoman Empire and between many differnet tribes and factions who constantly battled and dominated each other in turn as did Various South East Asians. Unfortuantely the white man took it to a whole new level of organised cruelty and shit......

I think Rupert looks fucking awful in this Pic and He always looks a bit smug for my liking but I wouldnt mind sitting next to him at dinner cos he'd throw you a bone or two story wise.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

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We was right about Michael Jackson not having it in him to do 50 shows. The rest was drivel.

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 4:56pm.

Thanks for bringing this up because it is so true. So a half black person cannot pretend to be black because he is. The black/African american community has long stood by this definition of black identity.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:05pm.

Yea weird huh? Funny when you're not taxing the profits that free labor of tobacco and cotton provided how 'moral' the brits became.

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Yep. Britain kinda small to have dem big old plantations.

Rupe needs to bone up on his history before he opens his yap again.

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BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 4:47pm.
*dons anti-political armor*

He needs to stfu about POTUS.

But he can keep flapping about Fishy...

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Agree. Obama walks a tight rope daily when it comes to race. He can't be too "black" (whatever that is) or too "white" (whatever that is). Just be you. Don't be what society dictates.

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