Wednesday, July 22nd 2009

Note To All Interviewers: Ask Sienna Miller About Balthazar Getty

If you're interviewing the dick bandit known as Sienna Miller for that G.I. Joe shittery, there's only name you need to bring up and that's Balthazar Getty's. Just a whisper of his name from an interviewer will cause her wrecking ball bagina to swing around the room and destroy everything in its path! DO IT!

Adam Richard of Australia's FOX FM's radio interviewed Sienna by phone and immediately brought up Balthazar. Well, before he did that, he called them "scrags" and "bitches." Oh, Adam, let me snuggle up into your kangaroo pouch, so that I can learn a few things.

When Adam teased Sienna about Balthazar, she responded with: "Oh, piss off! You've called us scrags, bitches, knocked-up. We are not here to talk about him. But, yes, I know him and everything's good, thank you. What a scoop! Congratulations! You're really, really clever!"

And with that, Sienna's thieving snatch flew into a rage, ran off and snatched the first married peen it could find! When some hos get mad, they gorge themselves with cake and pies. Sienna gorges her vagina with wedded wang!

SCRAGS BITCHES!

VIA The Sun

Posted by: Michael K


tapgirl's picture

Adam is a friend of mine.....he would ask about Balthy. So he should. Sienna honey if you don't want people to talk about it...hmmm then maybe you shouldn't act like such a SCRAG!

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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill

Everything must not be too good because the married man is still married. So it's okay for her to flaunt her affair with the married man and spread lies about his wife, but when someone asks about the affair that she has made so public they are crossing the line? If she had the common decency to say no to the married man or wait until he filed for a divorce before she stuck her tongue in his ear for all to see, then she wouldn't have to keep deflecting from her bad behavior by playing the victim. I hope that she remembers that she is stepping on someone's toes when she opens her mouth to whine about how JL did her wrong (despite the fact that she is having a very public affair with a married man), prances around with the married man as if no one is being hurt by the affair, or uses the media to rub the affair in the faces of the married man's wife and kids.

ARIES1B's picture

Help!,I can't stop now,I hate Sienna Muller
that moot-burger,overbite,trying too hard to be
cute,cocksucking smelly cunt!...Die Sienna Die!

Sienna,
Please just do us all a favour and go away,
that's right Seeeeennnnaaaah go away,nay RUN
away...'cause if you don't go away of your
own volition I shall be forced to come after
you with my trusty elephant gun!...So,run rabbit
run rabbit,run,run,run!..

CHK-CHK *BOOOM*!...

Tevness

ARIES1B's picture

GOD!,I loathe that moll,Adam's right,she's a scrag
a moll,a tryhard,a trollop,a trout,a skanky-ho
etc etc etc adinfinitum....What I looooovvvvveee
to do is see her fall down a flight of stairs &
break her neck like Meryl Stweep did in Death
Becomes Her...with one vital difference,she dosen't come back to life...

Ohhhhhh LOVE!

Tevness

Did I say adjective?, I meant noun. :b

Adam Richards is a known bitch, and god luv 'im for calling a scrag a scrag. Now if he's going to be so frank, on to married guys who can't keep it in their pants, and call out cupkate, while she's here. BTW scrag is a great adjective, but I prefer slapper.

stillmiss's picture

OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Clarisse's picture

At almost 30, this slag has done roughly 15 movies, and before Getty, is best known for fucking her married co-star Jude Law.

If my biggest talent was a man-eating vangina, I'd try harder to keep it on the DL...

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Take your thong and lay it butt up...

TT99's picture

Yeah, let's pretend that Sienna is famous for acting and not her peen stealing. Don't ever let me get a talk show.
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misslainey's picture

Why is her lipstick so red? She's got the crazy eye, so we know she's a nut.

Cokeasian's picture

I didn't like her until I read that comment of hers.

magdalene's picture

here's Miller on the cover of Vogue, talking again about Jude after admitting he's asked her to stop. but why should that matter? "actually I realize that it's irrelevant. You have to be yourself.…"

thanks Adam Richard, for being yourself. what Sienna Miller wants is irrelevant.

she really is the most self-entitled hag since Jennifer Lopez. I still don't get how she's been driving in LA all this time since she just got her UK driver's license less than 2 weeks ago.

She admits that they're still together. But not sure why she's pissed that somebody called her out as a skank. She needs to be proud of her abyss/vagina, which apparently roams freely.

lynniepoo's picture

I remember thinking she was so gorgeous when she appeared on the short lived series Keen Eddie. I had an immediate girl crush. Who would have thought she'd turn out to be such a skank ho?

Mother Superior's picture

Sun damage galore!
I'd love to see a UV light (how ironic) pic of her!!! :D She'd look like a dalmatian...

Sookie's picture

from this day forth, i shall refer to this waste of skin as:

SCRAG!

hee hee haa haa
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Stoney's picture

Does she have Vitiligo?

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Greasy hairy face. So...oh yeah...the movie...um is BALLSHARHAR in it?

Green Is Good's picture

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:58am.
We've all done things we aren't proud of but don't get defensive when you get called out for it.
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'Cause Slutienna is special. She can run around wrecking other people's lives, but how DARE anyone question her behavior!

That mean ol' interviewer was supposed to treat her like the spoiled, pampered Princess she is.

Jezzy's picture

I imagine she's the type of person who grew up getting away with bloody murder because it "was'nt her it was always someonelses fault".
Look at how she and her clique openly bashed Balty's wife in a bad attmpting to make herlook like the typical unloving fridge wife and paint Sluttiena seem like an innocent understanding third party, and again when she got bounced from the Nottingham movie, she claimed it was because she was such amazing shape that Russell Crow would look grotesque next to her, the reality of that was she got dumped because of her homewrecking image and replaced with Cate Blanchet, a far more superior and professional actress.

I've been mistaken for a responsible adult

CantStandBitches's picture

Karma's a BITCH. she aint seen nothing yet

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

Sookie's picture

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:58am.
We've all done things we aren't proud of but don't get defensive when you get called out for it.
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hallelujah

and imo, shes not as pretty as some and not as ugly as others...theres nothing striking about her (well except her marriage eating snatch)...she's a model? for what? boring, regular looking monthly? O.o

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Two Drink Min's picture
Two Drink Min's picture

cheaters are cheaters. I don't get the whole cheating thing. And, I never will.
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Ms. Caligula's picture

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:46am.
If Sienna has a "homely" face then i assume the poster who claimed this is a supermodel? She is a goodlooking girl with terrible taste in men. I mean Baltazar isn't even hot

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Well, I'm certainly not a supermodel, but I have a right to my opinion & I know an attractive woman when I see one. Even with make-up, Sienna just looks homely & plain. There's nothing unique about here & nothing that jumps out about her that makes me do a double take. Her "look" kinda reminds of Gwyneth Paltrow: she looks slightly better with make-up, but she's still plain & boring. Hell, she's even got the same stringy, course straw blonde hair that Gwyneth does.

When you look at women like Kate Winslet, Angie Jo (in her pre-plastic surgery younger years), Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Sherilyn Fenn, Rose McGowan (pre-plastic surgery), they all have/had unique features that made people notice them. Hell, even Heather Matarazzo has a very distinct look & is pretty in her own way (in my opinion, at least).

Sienna has nothing unique or really even pretty about her. She's just boring, like white bread & vanilla.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I have to admit the ho is growing on me. She wasn't horrific in Factory Girl.

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shut the smurf up's picture

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 07/22/2009 -
Yeah they are all whores BUT, if you are going to be one OWN IT.
ex. I use to like Adoptalina, she was a whore back in the day (even more than now)but she owned her craziness.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K

Tristram's picture

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:46am.
I mean Baltazar isn't even hot

But his last name is Getty.

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Two Drink Min's picture

Shut your saggy tits up. Wanna see some fine ones? I never thought I'd ever say buy them, but....

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Salem13's picture

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:00am.

I kinda like her too. I rather her than Hiegl!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:58am.
We've all done things we aren't proud of but don't get defensive when you get called out for it.
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A-frickin'-men, girl.

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chowgirl69's picture

Meh...I dont mind her so much and she certainly is NOT ugly! Yes she banged a married guy, but uh...so did Horseface Roberts, J-Ho, Skankelina, the list goes on & on.

boloveby112's picture

I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!

MissJaneTexas's picture

Sienna sweetie - that is the wrong shade of red lipstick on you. *slaps stylist*

We've all done things we aren't proud of but don't get defensive when you get called out for it.
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*Blondeface*

shut the smurf up's picture

So, This Whore is fucking a Married man for the world to see, She didn't even have the decency to stop when shit hit the fan, just out of respect for his young children and has the nerve to get offended?
Fuck you Whore.

morning everybody

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K

letinstar's picture

eeekkkk...it's quite fugly up close...and yay, "scrag" is a new word for me to use!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Balthazar is fun to say. I get the skeeves from the mental image though.

CRAZY's picture

Bahahahaha! That was funny, what a Scrag!

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Erika_Leigh28's picture

Is she related to the bearded lady or dog face boy or is she just suffering from anorexia? I mean her face is FURRY

Coif's picture

Why does she remind me of white trash!?!?!?

Also didn't someone spray paint "whore" or "cunt" on her house in England?

GlitterKitty's picture

If Sienna has a "homely" face then i assume the poster who claimed this is a supermodel? She is a goodlooking girl with terrible taste in men. I mean Baltazar isn't even hot

The Fly's picture

Yeah, she was famous for dating Jude during that crap "Alfie" movie. She didn't become famous for any, gosh, ACTING.

I found the whole interview. What a bitch! The interviewer I mean :

http://www.fox.com.au/shows/mattandjo/listen/podcasts

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Ms. Caligula's picture

Ugh. That bright red lipstick drains all the remaining color out of her already pale, homely face.

And if she's going to prance around topless all over Europe with her married boyfriend, she shouldn't be shocked when people start asking questions.

LOL! I love the Aussies. They have zero respect for stupid celebrities and really know how to take the piss out them.

Race Bannon's picture

Wow! That is some very bright lipstick to have to look at first thing in the morning.

loozer's picture

I hope the Big Guy in the Sky isn't on her side too. This reporter may be stricken within the next year.

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

..long as she knows.. LOL

Scragapotamus

mharker's picture

As Hollywood starlets go, she could be doing a lot worse than banging a married guy. I don't like her, but I don't hate her either.

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snowpiece's picture

LOL we used to call my youngest sister "Scrag" because she was always so scraggly, LOL
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LOL

That pic would be good, if she were 45 or so.

Sun-damaged, brain-dead WHORE.