Tuesday, July 21st 2009
Loki Forever
Mickey Rourke's unconditional love for his true soulmate Loki lives on forever....on his feet. Last night in London, Mickey left a club wearing pimp slippers with Loki's embroidered on them. You know Mickey is also wearing a thong with Loki's precious mug on the crotch. When Mickey's thrusts his dick mound, it looks like Loki is barking.
And I actually went 3 full sentences without mentioning Mickey's spoiled chile relleno face. Oops. I lose.
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Mickey is a serious hot mess in the looks department (9 1/2 weeks Mickey...swoon!!), but his love for his pupeh is admirable...his pupeh saved his life..and he knows it! That makes me like him regardless of the machete face..plus he is a damn good actor...
Those jeans enhance some oddly shaped low-hangers! eeeep.
Mickey you can put your Loki feet on me any time! I loves ya Bud!
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
But so is meth, booze, ecstacy, and every other letter of the alphabet that he has consumed.
And to think people used to want to hit this?!
This mug should be on 'Just Say No' ads!
Beat, weathered, thrangled!!!
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And I actually went 3 full sentences without mentioning Mickey's spoiled chile relleno face. Oops. I lose.
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PRICELESS!
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Hekki he's got the wooly "eyebrowns" down!
and I'm glad I wasn't the only one skeeeeeeving over the nose hair!
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He looks like dog food.
Never buying kibble again - just going to show my pup this picture three times a day..
I LOVE YOU MICKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a hard time hating on Mickey. At least he admits his surgery and his faults. I kinda just want to give him a hug.
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did u guys see the pope of greenwhich village back when mickey rourke looked healthy ...lookin at him now makes me sad i feel sorry for him hes like a joke he looks like he had 10 plastic surgeries gone wrong on his face back to back....sad
He's making a great effort at theatricality and he certainly was lovable in The Wrestler, but this trailer-park concept of elegance is ludicrous!
He spends money on customised shoes, hair extensions and plastic sugery and can't crop the long nose hair that sways on his upper lip? Blehhh...
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
i haven't seen The Wrestler - and I'm sorry about his dog. But, aside from that? I think Mickey could really use a good stylist, that is if his face really is a lost cause...(and is it?... really? because maybe some good doctor could take away some the "trout" factor) but definitely some help with his hair, and in the clothing department - sorry...HATE the shoes. And those jeans!...they look like the kind old drunks pee in when they are lying in a door sill. just sayin'
After Rourke's awesome speech at the Independent Spirit Awards I can't say anything bad about the dude. He likes animals, that's cool in my book. Except what is up with his hair?
looking at Mickey Rourke's face wants me to put my drink down and push it away
Before I knew what the text on them said, I was going to say he must of gotten those slippers from a Michael Jackson estate sale or something
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:54pm.
LOL!
I think they might be custom Stubbs & Wootton..
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:16pm.
Houston. We have a problem.
Lmao!!
Where did he get those slippers, Lillian Vernon?
Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:44pm.
I was thinking quite the opposite. His feet seem large.
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I love my mickey but those are some dainty feet
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Can't hate on Mickey. Loki was a good friend to him and maybe, calmed Mickey's demons.
Good for Mickey for his loyalty to his pets. And for being grateful for a 2nd chance at acting. He's a genuine actor who works at his craft.
beastly...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
What a big fat pork chip eating, beer swilling, piece of crap loser. I hope he has an once of dignity and just OD's or drives off a cliff. He would make a Times Square hooker vomit in her panties.
God! Can you imagine the stench rolling off of him??? *vomit*
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Take your thong and lay it butt up...
OMG, he really thinks he's a piece, doesn't he? What a getup. And he used to be so genuinely cute in the '80s. Hey, we all get old, but his face looks like 30 miles of bad road. ::shudders:
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That is one beat looking dude. I wonder if his chicks (and you know he gets lots of them) ask to put a paper bag over his head?
I've heard of people paying tribute to pets in much more unusual ways than this.
Besides, Loki looks good as a pair of slippers.
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
I think he glued a piece of Loki to his head.
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site _________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . C O M_______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site _________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . C O M_______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I feel his pain. Just thinking about my pooches dying makes my dark, little heart break.
Houston. We have a problem.
THEY'RE ATTACKING THE BASE BUT WE'RE HOLDING STEADY! WE'VE REGROUPED INTO A NEW PLAN OF DEFENSE AND WE'RE READY TO GO IN AFTER THE GOODS! THEY THINK THEY CAN OUTSMART US BUT WE'RE BIGGER BETTER STRONGER FASTER! IT'S A HELL HOLE NOW BUT IT CAN'T BE MUCH LONGER BEFORE WE'RE CLEAR!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!
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Awww. I can't hate on anyone for loving a dog. His face is unfortunate though, esp. the fact that he did that to himself...
Trim the nose hair. Ew.
When my dog passed away his vet took a paw imprint in a clay mold and gave it to me. Seriously one the the best gifts I have ever received. I have it hanging in my bedroom. My family thinks its weird but he was my child before I had kids. Dogs are the best.
MK - you are soooooo damn funny!!!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Yea, now he just kinda reminds of a redneck that won the lottery.
Fancy shoes and a spankin' new double wide with a jacuzzi on the deck.
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Awww, he lurve his doggeh...It makes me kinda lurve the Mickeh...just not so much the Mickeh face...
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Awwwwww!! So cute! Too bad the shoes are so damn hideous. But I'm going to give him a resounding "it's the adorable thought that counts" on this one.
Being a dog myself, I can appreciate the love between owner and pet.
As a matter of fact my landscapers are a bunch of chihuahuas and I often joke around with them about their resemblance to Loki!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:27pm.
Loki was probably his most loyal friend.
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An average chihuahua weighs 10-15 kg. and its greatest weapon is its annoying yipping. Rourke weighed about 235 lbs. for his role in "The Wrestler", was a real-life boxer at one point, and is armed with that face.
I don't Loki had much of a choice.
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Bottom-feeder.
only a dog could love that face
The Rourke is completely punchdrunk, but I still adore him for loving his dog so much. I wish more people treated their pets like the family members they are, instead of tying them to trees in 100 degree weather or dying them pink.
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His love for his late dog is as touching as his taste in shoes is horrendous.
Alrighty then.... I just opted to put a tribute to my "Boo Cat" on my Myspace page. But that's me.
Eh, I can't crack wise on a guy that loves his puppeh. Loki was probably his most loyal friend.
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Two yips and a woof.
Even Loki in the great dog run in the sky thinks this is gay.
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rofl, MK! His spoiled chile relleno face - oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!
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