Tuesday, July 21st 2009

Maddox Is Ready To Fly

Maddox rolled into LAX today to probably catch a flight to Sweden just so he can buy his favorite sneakers. Or maybe he's flying to NYC to cut a hip-hop album. Or maybe he's going to Mexico City to single-handedly find a cure for the swine flu (better late than never). I don't know, but there is a method to his madness.

Oh and that scrawny lady who is always tagging behind him also came along. Why is she dressed like the homely administrative assistant in your office going to the company Christmas party? You know, the bitch who thinks a black shirt and pants is considered "dressing up." Bitch looks like a community theater usher.

Posted by: Michael K


daisydaisy's picture

off topic, that Collin Farrel is one smart guy. He didn't fall for that "Just look at my adopted baby. If you like him, we can buy many, many more like him. So, wanna be with me?".

Oh, so now that her and Stupitt are over, guess she's gonna throw the other kids under the bus. Back to just her and "Mad". She makes me wanna hurl.

iwantcry's picture

beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.

Khensu Hetep's picture

It appears as though she's trying to revive her early Brangelina looks.

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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

cheetahstripes's picture

Just when I was hoping that Skeletina and PittTard had dropped off the media radar for good. Dammit.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Maddox has circuit-boy-club-kid-by-puberty written all over his fauxhawk. And rehab-bio "author" via ghost writer. I think he's a cute kid, even a bright one, but damn, he's up shit creek with these famewhoring pseudo parents.

kittymuffin's picture

Maddox is going to rule the world youll see

imbatman's picture

Is Maddox holding a knife???

I found a great dating site ____Millionaire chats.Co m___where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy----

Leave a boy and his sunglasses alone.
Those are probably all that he has left of Brad.

Wow. Even I don't know how I feel about what I just typed.

Came thisclose to caring, but I'm back.
ANYWAY, at least his doesn't look cheap like hers.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Well fucker fuck. Twosie is the lamest loon ever.

*kicks dirt*, I wanted a loon loon...

Maybe this is yet another sign of Skeletina's decline!
I brought back the BRADIFUL and the voodoo maybe working....

*lights more candles on altar*

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Cute, in a yoko ono kind of way...

Clarisse's picture

Sibsi,
You have to love people that help, to help.

As opposed to collecting for PR.

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Take your thong and lay it butt up...

kittymuffin's picture

i think Maddox is coolio

fohawk and shades

whoooooot

Sibsi's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:21pm.

Aww...

More reason to like Emma.

I'm not a mushy type, but her adopted son's story was pretty touching.

Congratulations to Tindy!

Clarisse's picture

Someone should introduce Holie to Emma Thompson...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1201227/Proud-Emma-Thompson...

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Take your thong and lay it butt up...

Michael K,

You need to hire a ghost writer. You repeat the same gibberish about Angelina, it's getting to be tiresome.

Angelina and Brad should be so pround with the way they've raised Maddox. He's turning into a sophisticated and adorable young man.

Your disparaging remarks only show how low your self-esteem is.

sweetstickyriceball's picture

MK. is. hilarious. So much hate. I loves it. I can't believe that little kid has ray-bans. i mean, i know who his parents are, but that just gives me the sicks. His raybans and her crypt keeper arms together is too much for my tummy to handle.

Whatever's picture

SJP and her hubby have split.

Sibsi's picture

I must concur with everyone who said Mad looks like a very spoiled kid.

AngieJo?

Errm...

Nothing (nice) to say about these photos.

Break it up in here!
Everyone keeps saying that one needs to dump the other for whatever reason, but we all know that they've already broken up.
That's why he DOESN'T look like her anymore.
Yes, a shell of his former self, but not like her.
Wait.
She's a shell of...
OK.
Let me start over...

Tigerlilly's picture

Aw, it's sweet how Jolie is training Maddox to be an UberDouche by dressing him like a Jon Gosslein JuniorDouche...Where's the Ed Hardy Douche gear, Angie...?

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iwantcry's picture

beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, a site for rich men to date sexy women? I just found that many people here keep talking it these days! I need the answer from you!

kiv's picture

Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:17pm.
Her forehead is getting bigger by the day
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ya, i don't really get where all that extra real estate came from these past few years.

kiv's picture

oh my, she's definitely in mourning about something. She's been rocking the black and the skinny way too much again, trying to look emo.

Wow, the world's most beautiful woman has one greasy face with big ass pores...

LuLu Fitz's picture

Her forehead is getting bigger by the day

kittymuffin's picture

Maddox is cool
i want one

DiamondDawg's picture

AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ "community theater usher"

What's with the FRANKEN-SHOES?

********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

HAH! I am totally in luv w whoever wrote this article! I totally agree w every comment made about the bitch in black! LMAO! addicted to twitter and facebook luv to txt!

Chirio's picture

Eeeek she's got big feet. weird.

Coma Caca!!

stars101Sez_IhaveBeenBannedByPh's picture

Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:03pm.

Okay I'm officially Team Aniston but I do think Angie was beautiful but lately shes looking really haggard with the weight loss and drained look.

I think she needs to dump StuPitt since he is really bringing her down and take some time out and go to France or somewhere quiet with the kids and work on eating again and getting that drained look off her face. Rest and good food does wonders for the appearance

Mawy's picture

Not a brangeloonie, but I do think she's gorgeous. However, I do not get how she gets on best dressed lists, because the way she dresses is awfully bland and boring.

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Submitted by daisydaisy on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:30pm.

Riiiiiight. The only stress she could possibly have is a fear of StuPitt walking out on her.
She knows damn well he'll need new persona to morph into real soon.

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Most definitely, he has a new movie out and he has already milked his relationship with her to the max, you can be sure he'll be out looking for the next "it" girl to turn himself into.

Bruiser's picture

Adopting children from 3rd world countries is very admirable. Very Christian like.

soul's picture

Maddox is going to be a handful and a heartbreaker. :)

Dr. Dick's picture

STFU about her being a mom of six and how HARD that is. For fucks sake, she doesn't cook, clean, run errands, volunteer at school, etc. like most moms. She has tons of help.

daisydaisy's picture

Submitted by ataoldotcom on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:24pm.
i think she DOES look good for a mother of six.
it isnt the child birth that fucks you up, isnt as if we've seen a pic of her vadge. she is raising thees kids, shooting movies, and helping refugees. SHES FUCKING 34! she looks incredible for all the stress that she goes through.

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Riiiiiight. The only stress she could possibly have is a fear of StuPitt walking out on her.
She knows damn well he'll need new persona to morph into real soon..

zomay's picture

I bow to the holy family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 times out of 10 I am usually right.

i think she DOES look good for a mother of six.
it isnt the child birth that fucks you up, isnt as if we've seen a pic of her vadge. she is raising thees kids, shooting movies, and helping refugees. SHES FUCKING 34! she looks incredible for all the stress that she goes through.
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Yeeks! Yikes! Jeez!

Katt's picture

Skeletina needs some goddamn COLOR in her life. Sheesh. Bitch looks like a beat up old lady.
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Plecostomus's picture

I don't suppose we can consider Maddox a fruit of the loons.

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Bottom-feeder.

daisydaisy's picture

Some idiot on Popsugar said that she looks great for a mother of six!! Loonies actually believe she is a biological mother of the entire colection. Sometimes words just fail me...

Erika_Leigh28's picture

ahahah community theater usher. god i HATE no no LOATHE her i used to actually be in love with her maybe thats why i just cant stand a hypocrite oh and the fact that she has instead of buying souvenirs like normal ppl on holiday she stops of and buys children...cunt...the only thing that makes me feel good is her face plastered on my fridge where i can hit it with my pathetic magnetic (hey that rhymed) fridge darts.

tojo's picture

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 5:31pm.
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Your avie made me LOL... and now my dog is giving me side-eye.
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OMG!!! So funny!!

o/t who cares?

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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 5:54pm.

Lol at the JJ crowd. Papa Pitt is running away to make more awful movies and he'll only return once the movie bombs and he needs to pimp out some kids to get some fresh publicity for the otherwise lame film.

But one can't inform the loons at JJ about reality

MizRo's picture

I like Pax way better...

Pax looks like a serene soul; Maddox looks like he'll grow up to be like the Stewart progeny: spoiled, stupid, and not responsible for ANYTHING.