Tuesday, July 21st 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Why couldn't this have happened to Kim Zolciak?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Evan Rachel Wood is completely and utterly nekkid - Egotastic!
Vh1 Divas concert is lacking....divas. Were Gayken and Glamberace not available?! - Just Jared
RPattz is drowning and smothering the unicornies - Towleroad
Sienna Miller wraps her bull dozer vagina in acid wash jeans - Hollywood Tuna
Eva Mendes in the middle of Tommy Girl's fantasy - Popsugar
With the way JLo's career is going, it won't be long before she becomes a Dolphin cheerleader - Lainey Gossip
Polka dot Posh - Hollywood Rag
Half-nekkid wrestling is in this week - Cityrag
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Time for him to do his ass dance with bouncy and pull her wigg of also
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
holy crap, what the hell was that stripper going for? The "this is how you use a double sided dildo" maneuver? and that chick was just pinned. haha as soon as she heard her hair detach, she was about to roll over and knock that stripper out! girl paid gooood money for that. not even horse hair, that shit was real... but she couldn't. he had her in a WWE approved hold. damn.
He should have cock-slapped her for leaving home with a busted wig in the first place, plus nothing to keep that rat attachment in place
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I'd have to be stupefied with alcohol before thinking that exercise in wrong-headed vulgarity was sexy.
Getting her wig pulled is not the most embarassing thing that happened to that woman on that particular day.
Fucking disgusting.
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Evan Rachel Wood has a gorgeous face but the body of a 12 year old boy. She needs to pack on a few pounds.
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Well, that crowd sure went wild when he pulled off her wig.
I wonder if they'd have torn each other to pieces if he also yanked off her merkin.
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 4:25pm.
Evan has no tits. What a disappointment.
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ITA, what a let down...She is much more impressive to me with clothes on...
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What she put her wig on with, spit? Ive seen him on HBO's Real Sex before, he supposedly has a 12incher ? *shrugs*
I hate bachelor/bachelorette parties for that reason, Im very embarassed by strippers, I dont want them near me, male or female. Gross. They're sweating they put their stank genitalia in your face, those be fighting moves right there. Not being racist, but it's true, the black strip clubs are very very different.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 4:37pm.
That was unforgivably trashy in too many ways to count. What the hell was he doing to her?? And why was he dressed like a 12 yr. old girl performing at a school jazz recital?
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Ummm...yes, that was a *lot* to take in. His saucy red silk ensemble, the gentle yet forceful way he nearly broke her neck, yanking her hair (or whatever) back. He's got tickets on himself. No question.
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That was unforgivably trashy in too many ways to count. What the hell was he doing to her?? And why was he dressed like a 12 yr. old girl performing at a school jazz recital?
somehow, at black strip clubs, the male strippers always end up putting the women in embarrassing situations and making THEM the strippers. Visit one sometime and you'll see. They will grab you, throw you side down and rub their dick on your face. It's so gross.
THen he has the nerve to grab her pony tail and pull it. wow. And he was SO bad at stripping.
Miley Cyrus a VH1 Diva. Thats the most ridiculously stupid idea I have ever heard in my life. Not like I watch VH1 or MTV or listen to the radio. I have too much pride in my musical tastes to pay mind to this nonsense. Pure Garbage.
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Evan has no tits. What a disappointment.
no thank you.
but i like that he changes the sheets afterward.
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and the food just aint no good?
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NaNoop, seriously! I'll be buried right beside you in my snowshoes.
well, that was completely UNSEXY! Crikey!
Hekki- Kind of with you on that. I wouldn't touch someone's big ass drain hairball so why would I want to fondle someone's hair fakery?
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Kelly and Adele should be good - I like them because they can both sing live and neither gives a crap about what people think of their bodies. Miley is a headscratcher, but they're obviously going for a younger audience here. I'd expect some "senior" divas will make "surprise" appearances. (I like "quotation" marks.)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 3:55pm.
Miley Cyrus is a VH1 Diva? Hell has officially frozen over.
Yep. I'm gonna be buried in a parka.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 3:40pm.
Oh, darling, that's a bit harsh, don't you think? Perhaps she's not physically able to grow the kind of hair she wants.
Miley Cyrus is a VH1 Diva? Hell has officially frozen over.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 3:22pm.
That stripper is serious! He does not stop for wig loss. He worked so hard getting her foot in the right place that I totally lost the mood to stick a dolla in his crotch. FAIL.
LOL @ freebird- "he does not stop for wig loss"
{still cackling}
Whoa NELLY that poor girl!!!!!
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Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 3:37pm.
Raul, wave to the crowd?! LOL
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Worst male stripper evah! Kinda feel bad for the girl,she looked like she wanted to crawl under a rock.
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That's what people GET for wearing wigs. I understand if it's your religion (well, I DON'T understand that, but it's an acceptable excuse) or if you have chemo or you're old.
But if you're too lazy to wash your hair and you're too stupid to think people don't know it's a WIG...
I'm sorry, wigs freak me out. They gross me out, too.
I was watching "What Not To Wear" and this woman brought out her wigs to show Nick Arrojo and I had to change the channel, I was so grossed out. He fucking TOUCHED one.
Evan Rachel Wood is an immodest Jezebel with no moral bearings!
Raul, wave to the crowd?! LOL
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She's flat and that's that!
Owls- LOL! What a way to send MJ off!
Evan Rachel Wood is completely and utterly assless.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 3:14pm.
Yes ,right after Mj's memorial service..you know to lighten the mood.
I would of died right there if that was me and he pulled my wig off. But dayum!Is that what male strip shows are like now?
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Video was such a bummer. I wanted to see the dick so bad.
WTF kinda "lapdance" is that? Gotta hand it to the guy atleast hes committed.
Evan Rachel Wood looks like that Home Alone kid in drag.
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Fuck you David Yates.
That's why Raul prefers a pony tail when sportfucking, they rarely pull off and with your free hand you can wave to the crowd.
Fuck , I can't se eany videos here. :(
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o and i hate going to those male 'towel dancing' shows - bleh!
LMAO!!! Male strippers are gross!
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now evan rachel wood is one ginge i could get behind!
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That stripper is serious! He does not stop for wig loss. He worked so hard getting her foot in the right place that I totally lost the mood to stick a dolla in his crotch. FAIL.
Was that supposed to be sexy?
HHHAAAAhhhaaaaa!!!!! LMAO. too funny.
i for one, would not put mah self up there onstage with out my hair glued on!
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