Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie's New Stepmother
Let's press the green button on the "Totally Random Couple" generator and see who comes out! Well, what do you know? We have Bai Ling and Lionel Richie! Pop Tarts says that 42-year-old (in alien years) Bai and 60-year-old Lionel had themselves a romantic date at the Viceroy in Santa Monica last Thursday.
A witness-type said that Bai and Lionel "laughed and flirted" with each other the entire night. Yeah, Lionel probably did most of the laughing when Bai told him that she almost cracked her neck bone trying to literally "dance on the ceiling" after listening to his song. You know she tried.
I know you're thinking, "What in the tootsie roll nipple Hell could these two possibly have in common?" But you don't need to have anything in common when it comes to love. I mean, Bai could fall in love with a plastic spork if she spiritually connected with it. And Lionel probably took one peep at her blog and knew he needed more of this in his life. Here's just a taste of Bai's brilliance:
I love the hot sunlight touches my skin.......feels sexy and delightful, like the butterflies wings landed danced then fly away with their gentle kiss, the touch...... Beautiful light wind and of cause the hot burning sad once again burning my body and my desire.......Speechless but happiness in my heart..........
We all want to take her out for a date now....
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the pretty butterfly show i have air in my light mind as the warm sun shining through my ears show emptiness
Lionel Richie's dick has seen the cocktrap of pretty much the entire C-list in Hollywood, hasn't it?
Bai Ling looks good for her age, but she still isn't that pretty. I've never found her pretty, but I'll give credit where it's due and admit that she has a wonderful body and I really like some of the stuff she wears.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club sugarscupid. c o m, by which you are seeking rich man to be your sugar daddy!
I would have never guessed Bai Ling was 42. Why couldn't I have been Asian? It's not like I even won the white genetic lottery, either. Stupid parents.
********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Um Mr. Dealer I'll have one of whatever she's having please.
A match made on the moon...perfect!
**"Who am I? Why am I here?" (J. Stockdale)**
THAT IS BULLSHIT! I have been dating Bai Ling. I have been for a LONG TIME now. Its been 3 DAYS since we first rubbed our ULTRA famous genitals together!
She wants to star in the next episode of my #1 YOUTUBE webisode entitled FACEBOOK GUY about the life and times as FACEBOOKS #1 celebrity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-thQmaa3Ns
I AM THE MUTHA F'in FACEBOOK GUY!
I like Bai Ling.
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
I have loved her blog for some time and can't wait for her debut 'novel', Nipples. Amazing.
"Goodbye, Cinzano..."
ISMU- Schucks!
LOL @ uvula
Love the avatar! *snorrrrrrt*
I'm a total Race-ist.
*winks at Bannon*
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LOL @ kdra
i love stupid celebuboinkheads who try and act all poetic and smart and all they do is look stoooopit!
i love stoopit people they make the world go round!
Loozer, mother flatsy was born & raised in KY. I visited twice and I remember it being very beautiful!
ITA, we all have our fair share of idiots.
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She's flat and that's that!
Bai's pose reminds me of this:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/kingpin%20landlady/jonnrobinet/Kingpi...
NSFKYLD (NSF Keeping Your Lunch Down)
Who's calling Race a hillbilly? Let me at em!
That's such an odd couple!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Flatsy.
I am in Kentucky. I have always lived in the either the northern part of the state or the central. I am close to a lot of the beautiful horse farms. Like every other state, we have are share of idiots, but most of the residents are quite wonderful.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Provolone,
You are one smooooth talker! Trying to get me to enter the grudge report, ooops I mean drudge report. I would never hurt my Obama like that.
;D
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Zappy on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:27pm.
i wanna take her out on a hooked on phonics class.
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or the Sylvan Institute
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:28pm.
I suggest you go to drudge and click on the Pat Buchanon link and read his wonderul articles. Todays article is about the racism Evangilicials recieve for never being nominated as a justice :O
I did like the pairing of him and Rachel maddow during the election....just for the 'OHHH Grandpa' faces she would make at him lol
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
provy is here?
*looks around*
*reports self*
*reports morbid*
*reports self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:11pm.
Hillybilly is not a race. I'm sorry you were misinformed.
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MB, I beg to differ with you.
Hillbilly IS a race.
Exhibit A: The Spears clan
Now wait a ding dang minute!!! I'm NOT getting reported?? Fuck.
* cancels my call to Gloria Allread*
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Provolone, AND where the hell have you been? We can't rant racism with you.
By the way, Pat and Al Sharpton would make a good love match.
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i wanna take her out on a hooked on phonics class.
Loozer, I thought you were in Boston?
BTW, I luv hillbillies, my mother was a ridgerunner. Haha.
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She's flat and that's that!
*reports my own self*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:22pm.
fron Wiki:
BUAHAHAHAHAHAH
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
M.E- I pretty much figured she was only teasing. I just felt "ruved" that someone would include me in a reporting! : )
Racism rears its ugly head yet again....
*shakes head*
@zomay- how dare you bring pat buchanon into this!
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Walrus-It was only a joke, I think. Thank you, though, for the compliment. I try to be a gentleman, if not also a lady.
Master Blaster, I didn't say hillbilly was a 'race'.
The comment was 'how is making fun of someone's accent racist?'. That comment is saying that making fun of one's accent is racist. If it had said making fun of one's ethnic accent, that is another story. I may be a dumb hillbilly, but I do know the difference.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I think they make a great couple: get that woman off the streets, I say!
race bannon - Migraine wouldn't report us. Methinks she was joking.
fron Wiki:
Subsequently, Bai spent some time in a mental hospital. Though she insisted then and now, "I'm not crazy," she maintains to this day that she is from the moon, where her grandmother lives, "I'm not really in reality. I'm in my own universe and my mind is a million miles somewhere else," she claims, further explaining, "Why I feel like I come from the moon is because my mother told me I was found somewhere." She believes that when she looks up at the moon, she can often spot her grandmother there, still living in her childhood home
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
@ M.E. > tattle tale .. tattle tale... *wink*
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Race, darling, who would ever report you? You are a gentlemen of the utmost class.
*wonders if Russian knows blaster banged her to hear his name screamed with an accent*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Kick ass! I have been reported!LOL!
Who ordered the poo poo platter?
And fun fact courtesy of a Pop Up video I saw 100 years ago after coming home from a weekend bender:
The chick in the video was apparently really blind and to thank her for her efforts on the video (besides a paycheck) Lionel gave her a nice tv. Lionel faux pas. Sick and wrong. Bad Lionel. bad.
No time for comment reading yet today.. quick scan shows me some race wars/baiting going on? Aw hell no. No fun goddamnit. Not on here we don't like that!
*ignoring racist fight*
What's strange is that if you go to her IMDB *guilty* she has 11 projects coming out in 2009 & 2010.....how the hell does she keep getting work?!!?
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*Blondeface*
Looooook i is a hippie. And my motto is if everyone had sex with everyone, then no one would be yelling about racism. Makin luv is the key.
Real racists are the ones not gettin any. you know like Pat Buchannan.
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i think its funny!
feel free to make fun of my white accent :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Waiter: What will you have?
Lionel: Hot dong suk
Bai Ling: Drippy chin goo
I, for one, find the racist comments to be utterly appalling! They go against all of my Christian sensibilities. We are all equal in God's eyes, Walruses, Chinese folk, Americans, all of us. We must learn to get along as Children of God and work together to do His bidding, to make this world a better place. Negativity will not help matters at all!